* same as one 1-2 post ago, lol seems better ion

STEP 1 : Go on myprotein, create an account and order an 5kg whey protein bag



STEP 2 : Receive the package, put some cut on the box, and cut the bag



STEP 3 : Take pictures and go back on the website, say that the package is completely destroy, and your powder is outside the bag, you can't use it due to weather change, temperature etc .. Be creative



STEP 4 : They will ask you if you want a refund, or a second bag, choose as your wish !



STEP 5 : GO to your gym and get some heavy muscles !

Part 2. - notw asting a extra paste for the same shit

Step 1: Go to www.myprotein.com and go to the contact us page.

Step 2: Call the phone number that is on the page and wait until they answer.

Step 3: Say that you ordered *insert item here* ( I will use Pre-Workout Whey Protein) and that you fell ill after drinking it.



What you should say(DO NOT USE WORD FOR WORD)

Hello, I've recently ordered The Whey Pre Workout Protein Powder and it got delivered last week. I only decided to use it yesterday while in the car going to the gym. Everything was fine until about 15 minutes into my workout. My stomach cramped and I ran to the toilet to vomit. I knew this was not normal. While you were resting at the gym, my stomach rumbled and I ran to the toilet once more and I had intense diarrhea.



The employee should say "Do you have the protein powder?"

You then say that your Girlfriend/Mom had thrown it out.

The employee should then give you a discount code depending on the price of the item you used!



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