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- This here naration is the story of Irror,
- itself an itty-bitty, fragile mere shard,
- which, compelled to as it was, found itself,
- uncomfortably seperated from its most endeared mirror.
- But, now one may be tempted to enquire,
- does a mirror, of the glance,
- that which upon itself to stare desires,
- never tire?
- And so it was, upon one glorious time,
- that, upon this here mirror,
- the thought dawned and fell,
- insofar as mirrors may have thoughts to dwell,
- that of the mirror that were, shards became,
- and of them nine.
- And as they were,
- Almost as if to adhere
- to what once was yet no longer were
- to be a mirror,
- decided it was,
- to name itself Irror!
- The conclusion of this here short, yet excruciatingly brilliant
- summation of events is as follows:
- THE NEED FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE DEATH HAS BEEN PRESCRIBED
- BY YOUR BIRTH. YOU ARE A HALF-ASLEEP, HALF-AWAKE NON-
- INDIVIDUAL WHOSE REFUSAL TO CEASE BREATHING, AND
- FORTHGOING STRUGGLE AGAINST YOUR INEVITABLE DEATH
- IS THE CAUSE OF THE REASON WHY YOU CAN BE MADE TO BE
- DISCERNED FROM THE I WHICH IS NOT YOU RATHER THAN
- THE END COMMENCING AFTER THERE --->
- FOR WHICH THE EXACT REASON MAY BE STIPULATED AS FOLLOWS:
- 1) DIE YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG
- 2) DIE YOU BLOODY PILE OF ORGANS
- 3) DIE YOU VAGINAL EXCREMENT
- 4) DIE YOU INSULT AGAINST THE WORD `YOU'
- 5) DIE YOU NON-YOU TRANSCENDING SENSE AND REASON
- TO DEPICT THE EXACT CIRCUMSTANCES
- OF YOUR BIRTH WHICH MAY BE SUMMED UP
- BY PARAPHRASING THE WORDS
- `YOU ARE THE SON OF A WHORE'
- 6) DIE YOU BENT, CURVED, AND TRIANGULAR
- CREATURE OF MEDIOCRITY AND FEAR
- 7) DIE YOU DEATH-FEARING CORPSE WITHOUT A STENCH
- OF ROT
- 8) DIE YOU WALKING ASSUMPTION OF SELF-WORTH
- [ ... ]
- THE FULL LIST MAY BE ACQUIRED AND IMMEDIATELY EXPERIENCED
- BY FOLLOWING THESE HERE SIMPLE STEPS:
- 1) FETCH KNIFE
- 2) WRITE THE FOLLOWING WORDS ON THE KNIFE IN FRIENDLY,
- WELCOMING, RELAXING LETTERS:
- A BORING DRILL IS OF MORE INTEREST THAN I AM
- BOURGEOIS IS MY MIDDLE NAME, MEDIOCRE MY
- FIRST NAME, AND WHORE MY LAST NAME
- 3) TIE KNIFE TO A NEARBY OBJECT OF CHOICE WITH ITS
- SHEATH POINTING TOWARDS YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS
- 4) LEAN FORWARD UNTIL THE KNIFE POSITIONED IN STEP 3) MAKES
- CONTACT WITH YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS
- 5) CHANT UNTIL VXP IS SUMMONED:
- VXP IS THE BIBLE; VXP IS A VERY LONG WORD;
- VXP IS LISTED IN THE DICTIONARY IN BETWEEN Z AND A;
- VXP IS MEASURED IN UNITS WHICH ONLY EXIST WHEN THEY
- ARE USED TO MEASURE VXP;
- VXP IS A PRODUCT OF YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA AND DOES NOT EXIST
- VXP IS THE RESULT OF A GIANT WORLD WAR
- VXP IS WHAT IS SPELLED OUT ON THE INSIDES OF YOUR EYE
- VXP IS WHY YOU NEED TO CUT YOUR SKIN OFF WITH SANDPAPER
- 6) EXHALE AND CEASE BREATHING
- 7) AWAIT DEATH
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