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Grease Pan and Rarity have a short, friendly discussion.

Jan 29th, 2020
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  1. >Somewhere in Canterlot, a white unicorn with a pastel green mane sat in a small coffee shop.
  2. >Truthfully, it was probably too small of a coffee shop what with the bulky, green hunks of armour Grease Pan called legs.
  3. >She probably looked ridiculous hunched over at such a small table, but she didn't care.
  4. >It was the best place in the city to get a cup of something that didn't taste like liquid paper.
  5. >She took a sip of her coffee, continuing to read up on the latest news before her ears swiveled, catching a sharp gasp.
  6. >Pan looked, and to her side another unicorn mare was staring at her with an expression one might wear while bearing witness to a train filled with puppies crashing into a nursing home, but it quickly became unreadable the moment she realized she was being looked at.
  7. >She brushed her elegantly styled purple mane up with a metal hoof quickly and approached.
  8. >As she did, Pan realized she had chrome of her own.
  9. >Her entire rear and foreleg on her right side were replaced with sleek metal.
  10. >The augment reached all the way up her flank, seeming to continue up her spine afterwards before dipping back down to connect with her right shoulder.
  11. >Unlike her own, the mares augments were fine and intricate.
  12. >Not much bigger then a real leg might be.
  13. >Definitely newer and far different then her own.
  14. >The mare sat down next to Pan and flashed her a smile.
  15. >"I'm terribly sorry if I startled you, I just couldn't help but notice your...interesting augments." She said, her smile fading just a little.
  16. "Oh, you like them? You should see them in action." Grease Pan said, lifting a hoof and showing it off.
  17. >"You could say that." The purple-maned mare said as she eyed the olive green appendage with a slight cringe. "Are they full replacement?"
  18. "'Course. If I just to look metal I'd wear armour."
  19. >The other mare nodded in satisfaction.
  20. >"I couldn't agree more. That being said, have you ever thought about giving them a new look?" She asked, raising a chromed hoof of her own.
  21. >Pan raised an eyebrow and scoffed.
  22. "What, like those things? Sure, their shiny and all, but they hardly look like I'd get as much use out of them as I do out of mine." She said, flexing her cybernetic leg.
  23. >The other mare sputtered for a second. "Surely they could be made just a tad smaller! Modern technology allows for function in much smaller packages then that." She said putting a hoof accusingly at Pan's leg.
  24. >Pan squinted at the purple-maned mare.
  25. "At least my augs don't look like a chromed toaster that got stripped for parts."
  26. >The mare stood from her seat, fire in her eyes. "Well at least my augments don't look like they were stripped from a forklift!"
  27. >Pan stood as well.
  28. >If she had been sitting in a chair, she would have knocked it over.
  29. "You new-blood cyborgs all think nano-augs are such luxury. You're sacrificing durability for looks! You might as well get a flash-cloned replacement at that point!"
  30. Pan growled with a dangerous look in her eye.
  31. >"I assure you, my augments are *quite* durable." The purple-maned growled, matching Pan's look of challenge.
  32. >Pan took a single step forwards before a loud 'Ahem!' drew her attention.
  33. >Both mares looked to the side to see the stallion behind the counter reaching for something below it in an obvious motion of 'get the fuck out or else'.
  34. >The purple maned mare let out a nervous chuckle and nodded in understanding. "M-My apologies, we were merely having a uhm, friendly discussion?" She tried, looking to Pan.
  35. "Right. Friendly discussion."
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