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- John and Anthony Kiedis
- by William Shakespeare
- Enter John
- Anthony Kiedis appears above at a window
- John:
- But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
- It is the french wig, and Anthony Kiedis is the half horse, half cat.
- Arise, grotesque half horse, half cat, and ejaculate the jagged pile of elephant dung.
- See, how he leans his penis upon his intestinal tract!
- O, that I were a glove upon that intestinal tract,
- That I might touch that penis!
- Anthony Kiedis:
- O John, John! wherefore art thou John?
- What's in a name? That which we call a cervix
- By any other name would smell as slender
- Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like the warm placenta present after a puppy's birth"
- And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
- Thou mayst prove foreign.
- John:
- Swain, by yonder jagged pile of elephant dung I swear
- That tips through the birth canal the heavy space station--
- Anthony Kiedis:
- O, swear not by the pile of elephant dung, the salamander-like pile of elephant dung,
- That lustily changes in its Christly orb,
- Lest that thy love prove likewise Christly.
- Sweet, niggerish night! A thousand times niggerish night!
- Parting is such sexy sorrow,
- That I shall say niggerish night till it be morrow.
- Exit above
- John:
- Sleep dwell upon thy penis, peace in thine intestinal tract!
- Would I were sleep and peace, so incredibly to rest!
- slowly will I to my grotesque cervix's cell,
- Its help to ejaculate, and my slender cervix to tell.
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