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  1. Things Matthew isn't allowed to say, VOLUME 2 (for Volume 1, see https://pastebin.com/yyaciRpR )
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  3. "herbal sniffy"
  4. "butt", "dewy" (in the same sentence)
  5. "nipple line"
  6. "stummy"
  7. "I've been jerking it over Maria Diarrhea since the first grade"
  8. "gripping our sill"
  9. "pants twigs"
  10. "jizz muffins"
  11. "cum cakes"
  12. "tumescence"
  13. "downstairs department"
  14. "fingering everybody"
  15. "leaky smile"*
  16. "competish"
  17. "seminal"
  18. "jizz stains from the factory"
  19.  
  20. *Matthew says Matthew can't say it
  21.  
  22. Things Becky isn't allowed to say:
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  24. "painful bits"
  25. "no nose holes"
  26. "the knight with the huge horse cock"**
  27. "face episiotomy"
  28.  
  29. **Becky says Becky can't say it
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