pls halp dying

Ryushi: where are you going for 2 months?
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: In Nevers.
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: I'm here for my new job, man it's so scary
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: I have too much to tell
Ryushi: kewl
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Honestly, man, tommorow, I buy my new pc my new mic
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: and I have to do AN IMPORTANT MUMBLE SESSION
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: I'm in a big house, with many flats inside for all the people working there
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: I'm with spanish people
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: and one of them
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: He is gay
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: He was skyping with his buddy boy friend whatever
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: "Hola mi amor blabla jajajaja"
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: And then he went to the bathroom, he took a little stuff of parfumed vaseline I had seen there earlier
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: and then he started to do weird noises in his room
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Like "si, si"
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: breathing liek a beast
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: And there were fart noises
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Man, my life is worse than the last game of thrones episode, it was scary like shit
Ryushi: i'm dying
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Then he went to poop, he took a shower, and it was over
Ryushi: pls stop
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: This guy, he is in the room just close to me, I'm crossing my finger every minutes because I hope he won't start again
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Listen to someone fisting himself while camsexing on skype, and trust me buddy, your life will never be the same. :(
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: I have lost my naiveness. :(
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Wish me good luck.
ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: See you tomorrow !
Ryushi: good luck man
Ryushi: luv u 5eva