sort = (objs, attrs) ->
    dojo.map(
        (dojo.map objs, (obj) ->
            arr = [obj]
            dojo.forEach attrs, (attr) ->
                arr.push obj.get(attr)
            arr
        ).sort(
            (attrsA, attrsB) ->
                i = 1
                while i < attrs.length
                    [a, b] = [attrsA[i], attrsB[i]]

                    #
                    # This is where CS has nothing on JS
                    # OMFG isn't this ugly and wasteful
                    #

                    if a is not b
                        if attrs[i][1] == "asc"
                            if a > b
                                return 1
                            else
                                return -1
                        else
                            if a > b
                                return -1
                            else
                                return 1
                    i++
                return 0
        ), (arr) ->
            arr[0]
    )