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- I sued WinCo Foods!
- Cause I bought half a million crawfish packeges, and now im poor!
- I sued Discord!
- They never told me not to use their service to distribute gore!
- Ugh, I sued Crayola!
- Because i bought some crayons, and all of them were white!
- I sued Bad Dragon!
- Cause they sold me something that definitely wasn't a flashlight!
- I sued Best Buy!
- Cause I asked for an SSBU copy, and they called the cops!
- Ugh, I sued Arby's!
- Cause I ate a bunch of curly fries, and now I can't stop!
- I sued RAVEDJ, Yo!
- Cause I made a long mashup, it got stuck!
- I Sued CineMark Theaters!
- Cause they sold me a ticket to The Emoji Movie, I saw it, and it SUCKED!
- YEAH!
- If you RickRoll me during a meeting?
- If you try to make me switch my cable provider while im eating?
- I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
- Sue, sue, that's what I'm gonna do
- I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
- Sue, sue, I might even sue you!
- UGH!
- Yeah!
- I Sued AT&T!
- They never told me that DIRECTV would try to get me to buy their crap!
- I Sued Know Your Meme!
- Cuz they showed me a waifu mouse, which they knew i might not know is a trap!
- I Sued Nintendo!
- Cuz I took a bath with my Switch, now it doesn't work!
- I Sued Crocs!
- Cuz when I wear their shoes with my socks, I look like a Jerk!
- I Sued Tide!
- Cuz I get all depressed anytime someone tells me to eat their Pods!
- I Sued Bass Pro!
- Cuz y'know I think they should only sell fishing rods!
- I Sued Spirit Halloween!
- Cuz they start setting up their stores way out of season!
- I Sued Kevin Durant!
- .......awww do i even need a reason?
- UGH!
- If I break my arms when i'm flippin' your table
- If you get a new car when im not able
- I'M GONNA SUE! SUE! YES I'M GONNA SUE!
- SUE! SUE! THATS WHAT I'M GONNA DO!
- I'M GONNA SUE! SUE! YES I'M GONNA SUE!
- SUE! SUE! I MIGHT EVEN SUE YOU! UGH!
- I'll Sue Ya
- I'll take all of your money
- I'll Sue Ya
- If you even look at me funny
- I'll Sue Ya
- I'll take all of your money
- I'll Sue Ya
- If you even look at me funny
- I'll Sue Ya
- I'll take all of your money
- I'll Sue Ya
- If you even look at me funny
- I'll Sue Ya
- I'll take all of your money
- I'll Sue Ya
- If you even look at me funny
- I'll Sue Ya
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- I'll Sue Ya
- WHAT DO YA THINK OF THAT!??
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- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
- BOO YA!
- I'LL SUE YA!
- UGH!
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