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  1. I sued WinCo Foods!
  2. Cause I bought half a million crawfish packeges, and now im poor!
  3. I sued Discord!
  4. They never told me not to use their service to distribute gore!
  5. Ugh, I sued Crayola!
  6. Because i bought some crayons, and all of them were white!
  7. I sued Bad Dragon!
  8. Cause they sold me something that definitely wasn't a flashlight!
  9. I sued Best Buy!
  10. Cause I asked for an SSBU copy, and they called the cops!
  11. Ugh, I sued Arby's!
  12. Cause I ate a bunch of curly fries, and now I can't stop!
  13. I sued RAVEDJ, Yo!
  14. Cause I made a long mashup, it got stuck!
  15. I Sued CineMark Theaters!
  16. Cause they sold me a ticket to The Emoji Movie, I saw it, and it SUCKED!
  17.  
  18. YEAH!
  19. If you RickRoll me during a meeting?
  20. If you try to make me switch my cable provider while im eating?
  21. I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
  22. Sue, sue, that's what I'm gonna do
  23. I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
  24. Sue, sue, I might even sue you!
  25. UGH!
  26. Yeah!
  27.  
  28. I Sued AT&T!
  29. They never told me that DIRECTV would try to get me to buy their crap!
  30. I Sued Know Your Meme!
  31. Cuz they showed me a waifu mouse, which they knew i might not know is a trap!
  32. I Sued Nintendo!
  33. Cuz I took a bath with my Switch, now it doesn't work!
  34. I Sued Crocs!
  35. Cuz when I wear their shoes with my socks, I look like a Jerk!
  36. I Sued Tide!
  37. Cuz I get all depressed anytime someone tells me to eat their Pods!
  38. I Sued Bass Pro!
  39. Cuz y'know I think they should only sell fishing rods!
  40. I Sued Spirit Halloween!
  41. Cuz they start setting up their stores way out of season!
  42. I Sued Kevin Durant!
  43. .......awww do i even need a reason?
  44.  
  45. UGH!
  46. If I break my arms when i'm flippin' your table
  47. If you get a new car when im not able
  48. I'M GONNA SUE! SUE! YES I'M GONNA SUE!
  49. SUE! SUE! THATS WHAT I'M GONNA DO!
  50. I'M GONNA SUE! SUE! YES I'M GONNA SUE!
  51. SUE! SUE! I MIGHT EVEN SUE YOU! UGH!
  52.  
  53. I'll Sue Ya
  54. I'll take all of your money
  55. I'll Sue Ya
  56. If you even look at me funny
  57. I'll Sue Ya
  58. I'll take all of your money
  59. I'll Sue Ya
  60. If you even look at me funny
  61. I'll Sue Ya
  62. I'll take all of your money
  63. I'll Sue Ya
  64. If you even look at me funny
  65. I'll Sue Ya
  66. I'll take all of your money
  67. I'll Sue Ya
  68. If you even look at me funny
  69. I'll Sue Ya
  70. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
  71. I'll Sue Ya
  72. WHAT DO YA THINK OF THAT!??
  73. I'll Sue Ya
  74. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
  75. BOO YA!
  76. I'LL SUE YA!
  77. UGH!
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