Your pet rock whispers 'Demons won't kill you if you're not wearing any armor.
Your pet rock gives you some obviously false advice.
Your pet rocks tries to convince you to kill a adventurer fresh out of MUD School.
Your pet rocks hums a discordant version of the Midgaardian anthem, backwards.
Your pet rock urges you to kill.
Your pet rock mutters something incoherent.
Your pet rock whispers 'You should set fire to everything  here.'
Your pet rock whispers 'I hear Poseidon will grant you a powerful artifact if you die in the Dragon Sea.'
Your pet rock whispers 'There is a tomb of vast treasures hidden in the sewers under the cities.'
Your pet rock whispers 'I hear there is a second, more secret, word you can say to the clover in Rheiaar.'
Your pet rock makes a mumbled comment.
Your pet rock whispers 'I hear Zolo sells a powerful wand at exactly midnight each night.'
Your pet rock whispers 'You heard there was a secret room in Arachnos, with millions of gold.'
Your pet rock urges you to run naked through the town.
Your pet rock whispers 'I heard that there was a secret god you can worship, that gifts you with extra experience for worshipping her.'