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nutbotty quote list as of 4/22/2017 12:09:46 AM

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  1. [0] "Why don't you be less eating?" -- sweetnumb on obesity
  2. [1] "why are you saying ok like you know?" Drunk sweet 2014
  3. [2] "it's only gay if you say "oh fuck yea" while you're boning the guy" sweetnumb 2014
  4. [3] "Hey spider, I have a christmas present for you, it's called get the fuck off my wall" -- JRP 2014
  5. [4] "She has this thing protruding that makes her ass look huge" -Sweetnumb 2014
  6. [5] "Good. Prepare the anus." -Sweetnumb 2014
  7. [6] "sucks to god damn cock fuckin...shit tier player why?" - foosda 2014
  8. [7] "I hate my cock" foosda 2014
  9. [8] "I'm a piece of SHIT... at this game... it's been concluded" - kottpower 2014
  10. [9] "What the fuck is everything wrong with me about" - sweetnumb2014
  11. [10] "[I'm] too busy being a slut on reddit." BFJ 2014
  12. [11] "NICE! Lets just get raped by the flowercock-cock!" Sweet 2014
  13. [12] "I work for a bee manufacturing company. We make bee... manufacturing... things" -- oatsngoats 2014
  14. [13] "These big fucking black dudes are just sitting there waiting for their cock-molds to be taken." Sweet 2014
  15. [14] "im making a theory tas to see what would be theoretically possible in theory" -- oatsngoats 2014
  16. [15] "im gonna see if i can go a week without being gay" -- oatsngoats 2014
  17. [16] "i think men and women are equal. it's just that men are more equal than women" nutella4eva 2014
  18. [17] "I'd rather eat shit out of an emaciated aids/ebola infected african child than play with a gamecube controller." foosda 2014
  19. [18] "FUCKIN EASY BITCHES! I'm a god! I'm a god... god... god... fuck yeah!" [moments before not being a god] foosda 2014
  20. [19] "that's not the door that I'm even clicking on you stupid piece of SHIT! ... oh it is actually" foosda 2014
  21. [20] "Ribbed for Sweet's pleasure." Oats' Asshole 2014
  22. [21] "What is a cock?" oats 2014
  23. [22] "He literally breaks goes through shit" oatsngoats 2014
  24. [23] "calm down, you sound like an idiot, or a nerd, or something" - foosda 2014
  25. [24] "I've had more pussy than your... fucking... your mom" -- oatsngoats 2014
  26. [25] "Can somebody tell me where those fucking kids are" sweet 2014
  27. [26] "I know it's an increment of... FUCK ME... That's what it is." -Oatsngoats 2014
  28. [27] "THIS IS THANKSGIVING BITCH. THERE ARE NO HAMS!" -oatsngoats 2014
  29. [28] "I love having a constructive debate about... FUCKING... UP THE ASS!!" -- oatsngoats 2014
  30. [29] "I"m a psychologist, fuck me in the ass" --oatsngoats 2014
  31. [30] "Id rather eat a bag of shit shat out by a homeless man that eats the scraps from a taco bell dumpster than actually speed run Mario 64" -- oatsngoats 2014
  32. [31] "Fuck... these balls hurt so much" - JRP 2014
  33. [32] "Remember guys, you cant cuddle a personality Kappa " -- muta 2014
  34. [33] "I've never had a gay experience in my LIFE" -- oatsngoats
  35. [34] i have less than a halfie, cause i can't hear foosda's sweet voice coming from his supple lips - nutella4eva 2014
  36. [35] "I like my chestnuts roasting... on oats' chest" -- sweetnumb
  37. [36] "I dont wanna keep you waiting, have a good....shit dude" - sweetnumb 2014
  38. [37] "This game is so fucking shitty I rather stick my dick in a toaster" - JRP 2014
  39. [38] "Does this strat have a name? .... Yeah maybe dick up the ass strat" - sweetnumb 2014
  40. [39] "Are you fucking serious? That's not a strip club, that's a cult!" -oats 2014
  41. [40] "I've probably read more books... than he's been alive!" -oatsngoats 2014
  42. [41] "But a roast without potatoes is likes sweets ass hole with out my dick in it" - oatsngoats 2014
  43. [42] "Yes! Dude finally this part... fuck." sweetnumb 2014
  44. [43] "Say night night screwy sleep snug as a bug in a rug on a train that goes chug in a hole that you dug while drinking coffee from a mug." screwattack44 2014
  45. [44] "fucking cwgay up my ASS, god damnit" - oatsngoats 2014
  46. [45] "son, if you don't get a 44, i'm gonna fuckin' disown you, you little bitch" -- oats quoting his dad
  47. [46] "sometimes i just picture you naked talking to me on skype" -- oatsngoats talking to albert on skype 2014
  48. [47] "Why everyone can add quotes?" -- aldonoba 2014
  49. [48] "do you see how I'm playing right now?? I couldn't finish my own dick, much less a puzzle" -foosda 2014
  50. [49] "Holy fucken cock ass ballsack shit" - sweetnumb 2014
  51. [50] "What a dick. What a dick dude! The biggest dick... and I've seen some BIG FUCKING DICKS!" -Sweetnumb 2014
  52. [51] "i dont consider a trick skilfull if a 70 years old guy with Parkinson could do it" - Lioran 2014
  53. [52] "Wow, what the tits am I doing with my life? Oh, I'm doing a marathon. Right." -Foosda 2014
  54. [53] "mother brain evolved into a cunt.... no.. wait. nvm, she was always a cunt. my bad" -Nutella 2014/2015
  55. [54] "He's diving literally inside my asshole" - oatsngoats 2015
  56. [55] "I will ban you for 120 seconds, that is 3mins." - Albert 2015
  57. [56] "If you're trying to absorb alcohol through your butt, you probably got a problem." - Zoast
  58. [57] "You don't know how to play bingo? It's like Connect 4, but you connect 5" -Foosda 2015
  59. [58] "I can try double bomb jumping... or I CAN FUCKING TRY SUCKING MULTIPLE COCKS AT ONCE!!!" oatsngoats 2015
  60. [59] "what's up rodrig-uh... rodri... fuckin... what's up rod" -- oats 2015
  61. [60] "I love the virgin viewers who... fuck me!" nutella4eva 2015
  62. [61] "IS HE SAD!?" - Foosda 2015
  63. [62] "If I could feel things, it would be scary, if I could feel things any more." sweetnumb 2015
  64. [63] "I miss caista" -- flop3434 2014
  65. [64] "what... what just happened was something called the Sunrise Surprise, which is... obviously, as you can see... very, very bad" - oatsngoats 2015
  66. [65] "I used to be super fat like 5 years ago. then i got the year of the super diarrea" - Kona
  67. [66] "I use irc because twitch chat on the site is like sticking my dick in the exhaust pipe of a running car" JRP - 2015
  68. [67] "I hate everyhing about this FUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHHHHHKKKK!" anaconda 2015
  69. [68] "mia if you had brought some bread rolls, anaconda would go wild since you have buns hun" ~ Isavulpes
  70. [69] "I need to not have so many gay quotes, you guys." - Oats 2015
  71. [70] "Why do I suck so many dicks that I do?" - foosda 2015
  72. [71] "why am I do that?" nutella 2015
  73. [72] "i love you because you're brown... and taste good" -- ryanlockwood
  74. [73] "I need to stop talking about dicks at some point in my life" - JRP 2015
  75. [74] "I'm not supposed to go in that hole" -- kottpower 2015
  76. [75] "Let's freeze the door" - Oats 2015
  77. [76] NOOOOOOOok - zoast 2015
  78. [77] "my uncle works for super metroid so i knoe" -- oatsngoats 2015
  79. [78] "My balls are like, Thank You Master! -Oats 2015
  80. [79] "you know a category is brutal when you see a runner go into Ridley with more than 100 health and you're like "oh wow, he's got a lot of health" " -- StarSapphirex7 2015
  81. [80] "You don't stream? Fuck you then!" -albert 15
  82. [81] "You know how Chozo like balls?" -JRP2234Gaming 2015
  83. [82] "!quote" - You, just now
  84. [83] "Goddamnit I don't have time for this chicken" -oatsngoats 2015
  85. [84] "it's the, eye of the phantoon it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the penis with your asshooooole" - Sweetnumb 2015
  86. [85] "I should probably stop being gay." -Nutella 2015
  87. [86] "Fuck the children guys" -- kottpower 2015
  88. [87] "She's in the chat, so I can't be so dirty now… fuck"
  89. [88] "Not dying is an essential part of being alive." -Nutella 2015
  90. [89] "shit this fucking Cock!" Sweetnumb- 2015
  91. [90] "I want 4 dick's at once in my ass while my dick is in the ass" - JRP 2015
  92. [91] "dafuq does "ignorant" mean? i dont know hindu DansGame " - nutella 2015
  93. [92] "What the fuck is wrong with all of my fuck?" - nutella4eva 2015
  94. [93] "Well you're already wrong nutbotty you dumb mother fucker" - sweetnumb 2015
  95. [94] "If I was a girl for a day, I'd see what this cucumber thing is all about" - oatsngoats 2015
  96. [95] "Livejasmine is a christian mingle site" -oats 2015
  97. [96] "hey... so uhh, how about we take this back to my place? I'll show you something called the reverse slinky" - sweetnumb 2015
  98. [97] "I blame it on Phantoon, even though I didn't make it there." -Kottpower, 2015
  99. [98] "duuude, stop raping me!" nutella 2015
  100. [99] "Look at this nasty ass bitch!" Oats referring to old woman in NES Zelda
  101. [100] "You can go first person when you're getting a blow job from a hooker!" -RyanLockwood 2015
  102. [101] "There was this one time at band camp, I had to work with little shits and lets just say it was rather shitty" Thebanana on why he doesnt like shit
  103. [102] "I sincerely hope I die" - me every single day back when I was playing this regularly OpieOP - sweetnumb 2015
  104. [103] I could have stopped it, but I loved it FUNgineer - Sweetnumb 2015
  105. [104] "I need to pull a miracle out of my ass" - banana "as long as you don't pull anything else from your ass other than a miracle FUNgineer " - sweetnumb 2015
  106. [105] "if god doesn't exist, then how... are there still flowers?" --oatsngoats 2015
  107. [106] "I guess I just needed to know what was up the shaft as a kid" - schmeman 2015
  108. [107] "There's no reason to die here... I'm gonna die here" -- foosda 2015
  109. [108] I'M A FUCKING LLAMA! -foosda
  110. [109] "are you dropping frames or am i just sucking the dick? No, so i guess my dick sucking is just an unrelated issue" -nutella4eva 2015
  111. [110] "the oldest girl i've been with was 4 years old.........." -- oatsngoats 2015
  112. [111] "Can't judge a game beacuse its' different from what you play" "Call of Duty is the worst game ever." - JRP 2015"
  113. [112] "I literally x-rayed every inch of the shaft." -Grom 2015
  114. [113] "Dude, Maple Story ruined my life BibleThump" -Albert 2015
  115. [114] "My cock should be in your mouth" -- albert talking to oats, everyday of 2015
  116. [115] "Sorry to my african american FUCKERS! YOU FUCKS!" -- nutella4eva 2015
  117. [116] "Oops, I accidentally pressed the reset button in a race" - Pollsmor 2015
  118. [117] "and dressing dogs in cute little sweaters is just a form of mental illness taht does not get trteated these days anymore" - Bender 2015
  119. [118] "I can't go any deeper than that" - Oats 2015
  120. [119] "samus is african... she's just albino" nutella4eva 2015
  121. [120] "when I'm on my own I'm a weird little freak" - oats 2015
  122. [121] "you know what sweet? why don't you just shut the fuck up" - oats2015
  123. [122] "We're both sporadic and entertaining...FUCK" - Oats and Sweetnumb racing 2015
  124. [123] "Oats, I believe Confucius once said "fuck CWJ" " -- Kanzeon 2015
  125. [124] "I've seen some young ladies with things that are like...a little personal pan pizza" -- Oatsntits 2015
  126. [125] "once it turns black, it has to go" - oats 2015
  127. [126] "Did you know in the state of Minnesota it's illegal to fuck a porcupine? I didn't know that and I got five days in jail." - oatsngoats 2015
  128. [127] "Albert, you fucking changed my nuts in your mouth." - oatsngoats 2015
  129. [128] "Those balls need to get away from me." - JRP 2015
  130. [129] "Early protection is the best thing against FUCKING ME." - oatsngoats 2015
  131. [130] "I'm going to rename nutbott, she shall be named SplatoonBot" -Nutella 2015
  132. [131] "I'm back in freaking 1830 where I have to put effort into my food again. You've failed me, Dominos." - Mia 2015
  133. [132] "The only thing that matters is subscribers" --selloatsngoats 2015
  134. [133] "I wanted to suck some dick so I played Metroid Fusion because I know I suck dicks at that game." - JRP 2015
  135. [134] "I'm an articulate-ass motherfucker" -Mawc 2015
  136. [135] "I can stretch my ballsack to the back of my asshole" - oats 2015
  137. [136] "So many poles but not enough for Albert's mom" - Oats just before demodding albert OpieOP
  138. [137] "I had a slice of pizza with some applesauce, and chocolate milk. I feel like a toddler." - oatsngoats 2015
  139. [138] "She wants to blow my dick is what I'm saying... that's happening, because... she likes to have her lips... around my penis, and then suck it... and then, like...feels good for me." -- sweetdrunk 2015
  140. [139] "I wonder what milk tastes like when it comes right out of the nipple?" -Grom 2015
  141. [140] "For once I was clever" -- albertimdc 2015
  142. [141] "how about a 4-part spore spawn emote? Kappa " -- kaennimodo 2015
  143. [142] "albee, you are way better than me in x1 and you'll forever be better than me" oats 2015
  144. [143] "There's nothing great about my dick. Right in the middle... plain... standard regulation size." --zoasty 2015
  145. [144] "Fucking Bolshar ruins everything." -Albert 2015
  146. [145] "I'm gonna ban you for 120 seconds, thats 3 minutes" - Albert 2015
  147. [146] "I like foot-longs now." - LadyEspeon 2015
  148. [147] "Oh yeah cum right in for that, dick!" -Grom 2015
  149. [148] "BackwiddaNuddaWunnaDemBlockRockinBeetz" -- MartyMoinklers
  150. [149] "One of these days, I'm gonna have to poop." -- MawcDrums, remarking on the struggle every speedrunner faces.
  151. [150] "That's their slogan, right? 'O'Douls: What's the point?'" -- MartyMoinklers, speaking the truth.
  152. [151] "... I don't think this was a gift; I think this was a message." -- lildingus, before he was murdered by his cat
  153. [152] "Super'd that cunt." - Banana 2015
  154. [153] he's going to pop...OH!!!! - banana 2015
  155. [154] "Time to get beefy, bitch." -Marty 2015
  156. [155] "Time to get REALLY beefy, bitch!" -Marty 2015
  157. [156] "Make your mama proud - shave yourself." - Banana 2015
  158. [157] "Speedrun recycling is good for the environment" -Benlake412 2015
  159. [158] "I'd personally rather have a sub" -- selloatsngoats
  160. [159] "You're full of piss and vinegar today" -Marty to mawc
  161. [160] "my self-defense method is to whip my cock around and helicopter the fuck outta there" -sweetnumb
  162. [161] "Let's take their women." -thabanana 2015
  163. [162] in 2001, I was 9 years old. - Kottpower
  164. [163] "You Gotta Blow To Know" -MawcDrums, 2015
  165. [164] "What if they randomized the missile reloader? Like instead of missiles, it gives you Ridley?" - crossproduct
  166. [165] "That barrelshit whacked my dick off." -Mawcdrums
  167. [166] "You don't need to visit Ceres, just send Ridley a text message: 'Meet me in Lower Norfair'." - nutella4eva
  168. [167] "I'm alright. I'm feeling pretty good. I woke up and I thought I was dying" -- oatsngoats 2015
  169. [168] "you ever get frustrated cus you suck at something? yeah cus i suck at dicks all the time...so frustrating" thiskidricke 2015
  170. [169] "i like hitler" - Charles Black 2015
  171. [170] "Dude your leg looks like a fucking thigh of a chicken just all dee feathered and shit" -- oatsngoats 2014
  172. [171] "suck the left portion of my dick" - sweetnumb 2015
  173. [172] "God damn, fucking shit, fuck, ass!" -banana opens the pb door with a super on exit, falls into a flower
  174. [173] "i think you know when a girl is too young for you when you have to make airplane noises when you [put] your cock in her mouth" -- behemoth87 2015
  175. [174] "i have a headache. just kidding i don't" -- oats telling jokes 2015
  176. [175] "Thanks Syphilis" -- albert trying to pronounce Syphylon's name
  177. [176] nutella4eva: I'll cook your ass on a spitfire and serve it to my family 2016
  178. [177] "That's probably the gayest thing I've ever said on this stream. Well... no. NO." - oatsngoats 2016
  179. [178] "Don't wear a big watch." - banana 2016
  180. [179] "Phantoon needs to learn a new pattern. It's called suck my ass." - JRP 2016
  181. [180] "wow that sounded super racist it sounded like I was laughing about Mongolian people IN MY ASSHOOOLE" -nutella
  182. [181] "What the fricktitty" - Nutella 2016
  183. [182] <m3toxi> @princessescelestiaandluna why are you still here, are you getting fucked while watching the stream
  184. [183] Tell him to cum, tell him to give it to me - Wild
  185. [184] "The things you get from the nutella stream! You get to see who TheCherryPoint is..... and that's pretty much it." - nutella 2016
  186. [185] "My face is so numb right now that I feel like I could suck a dick and not mind" - Elminster 2016
  187. [186] "Huge boobs, I'll show you..." - keku 2016
  188. [187] "Host someone with 0 viewers? Yeah we can find someone with 0 viewers. Hey nutella, you streaming?" - savage oatsngoats 2016
  189. [188] Ow my asshole... that's the first time I've tried doing that not in practice
  190. [189] "I usually don't even eat lunch I just FUCK MYSELF" - Oats 2016
  191. [190] "Oats is my little sugar-baby!" - AgentOP 2016
  192. [191] "Albert is like a mustacheless Ron Jeremy. Also no dick." - jayfersonphotography 2016
  193. [192] "The best part of waking up is albees in your butt" - RakkirTheWolf 2016
  194. [193] "I need to go use the restroom, I needa drop a quick Albert. Be right Back." -Oats 2016
  195. [194] "The secret there is fucking me. Hard. Please." - Oats 2016
  196. [195] "hey oats how big is your bulge" - YogurtArchangel 2016
  197. [196] dicks! - Thab
  198. [197] "Wait you have mod status in Albert's chat? That's like being supervisor at Taco Bell." - Oats 2016
  199. [198] "What's the... goal of the party?" - oatsngoats, New Year's Eve 2016
  200. [199] "you guys are the lame" nutella 2017
  201. [200] "oh man i'd love it if an astronaut just came to chill out and relax in my stream" -- nutella4eva 2017
  202. [201] "I've gotta search in all of the grannies." - Oats 2017
  203. [202] "Daniel with seven $4.20's. That's like $100... Isn't it? Isn't it like 120 or something?" -- oatsngoats 2017
  204. [203] "I'm thinking of a different word. Sorry, I'm gonna have to expand my... uhh... you know" -- oatsngoats 2016
  205. [204] "Yeah I don't think I can read......" -- oatsngoats 2017
  206. [205] "i like to smell peels (orange)" -nana
  207. [206] "Agent, just say the word dude. I'm sucking you off at some point in my life." - Oats 2017
  208. [207] "I think everyone in the bible smoked pot." -Oats 2017
  209. [208] I think the only way would be to get someone to decapitate you with your tongue out and instantly make you lick your ass. - sweetnumb 2017
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