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- [0] "Why don't you be less eating?" -- sweetnumb on obesity
- [1] "why are you saying ok like you know?" Drunk sweet 2014
- [2] "it's only gay if you say "oh fuck yea" while you're boning the guy" sweetnumb 2014
- [3] "Hey spider, I have a christmas present for you, it's called get the fuck off my wall" -- JRP 2014
- [4] "She has this thing protruding that makes her ass look huge" -Sweetnumb 2014
- [5] "Good. Prepare the anus." -Sweetnumb 2014
- [6] "sucks to god damn cock fuckin...shit tier player why?" - foosda 2014
- [7] "I hate my cock" foosda 2014
- [8] "I'm a piece of SHIT... at this game... it's been concluded" - kottpower 2014
- [9] "What the fuck is everything wrong with me about" - sweetnumb2014
- [10] "[I'm] too busy being a slut on reddit." BFJ 2014
- [11] "NICE! Lets just get raped by the flowercock-cock!" Sweet 2014
- [12] "I work for a bee manufacturing company. We make bee... manufacturing... things" -- oatsngoats 2014
- [13] "These big fucking black dudes are just sitting there waiting for their cock-molds to be taken." Sweet 2014
- [14] "im making a theory tas to see what would be theoretically possible in theory" -- oatsngoats 2014
- [15] "im gonna see if i can go a week without being gay" -- oatsngoats 2014
- [16] "i think men and women are equal. it's just that men are more equal than women" nutella4eva 2014
- [17] "I'd rather eat shit out of an emaciated aids/ebola infected african child than play with a gamecube controller." foosda 2014
- [18] "FUCKIN EASY BITCHES! I'm a god! I'm a god... god... god... fuck yeah!" [moments before not being a god] foosda 2014
- [19] "that's not the door that I'm even clicking on you stupid piece of SHIT! ... oh it is actually" foosda 2014
- [20] "Ribbed for Sweet's pleasure." Oats' Asshole 2014
- [21] "What is a cock?" oats 2014
- [22] "He literally breaks goes through shit" oatsngoats 2014
- [23] "calm down, you sound like an idiot, or a nerd, or something" - foosda 2014
- [24] "I've had more pussy than your... fucking... your mom" -- oatsngoats 2014
- [25] "Can somebody tell me where those fucking kids are" sweet 2014
- [26] "I know it's an increment of... FUCK ME... That's what it is." -Oatsngoats 2014
- [27] "THIS IS THANKSGIVING BITCH. THERE ARE NO HAMS!" -oatsngoats 2014
- [28] "I love having a constructive debate about... FUCKING... UP THE ASS!!" -- oatsngoats 2014
- [29] "I"m a psychologist, fuck me in the ass" --oatsngoats 2014
- [30] "Id rather eat a bag of shit shat out by a homeless man that eats the scraps from a taco bell dumpster than actually speed run Mario 64" -- oatsngoats 2014
- [31] "Fuck... these balls hurt so much" - JRP 2014
- [32] "Remember guys, you cant cuddle a personality Kappa " -- muta 2014
- [33] "I've never had a gay experience in my LIFE" -- oatsngoats
- [34] i have less than a halfie, cause i can't hear foosda's sweet voice coming from his supple lips - nutella4eva 2014
- [35] "I like my chestnuts roasting... on oats' chest" -- sweetnumb
- [36] "I dont wanna keep you waiting, have a good....shit dude" - sweetnumb 2014
- [37] "This game is so fucking shitty I rather stick my dick in a toaster" - JRP 2014
- [38] "Does this strat have a name? .... Yeah maybe dick up the ass strat" - sweetnumb 2014
- [39] "Are you fucking serious? That's not a strip club, that's a cult!" -oats 2014
- [40] "I've probably read more books... than he's been alive!" -oatsngoats 2014
- [41] "But a roast without potatoes is likes sweets ass hole with out my dick in it" - oatsngoats 2014
- [42] "Yes! Dude finally this part... fuck." sweetnumb 2014
- [43] "Say night night screwy sleep snug as a bug in a rug on a train that goes chug in a hole that you dug while drinking coffee from a mug." screwattack44 2014
- [44] "fucking cwgay up my ASS, god damnit" - oatsngoats 2014
- [45] "son, if you don't get a 44, i'm gonna fuckin' disown you, you little bitch" -- oats quoting his dad
- [46] "sometimes i just picture you naked talking to me on skype" -- oatsngoats talking to albert on skype 2014
- [47] "Why everyone can add quotes?" -- aldonoba 2014
- [48] "do you see how I'm playing right now?? I couldn't finish my own dick, much less a puzzle" -foosda 2014
- [49] "Holy fucken cock ass ballsack shit" - sweetnumb 2014
- [50] "What a dick. What a dick dude! The biggest dick... and I've seen some BIG FUCKING DICKS!" -Sweetnumb 2014
- [51] "i dont consider a trick skilfull if a 70 years old guy with Parkinson could do it" - Lioran 2014
- [52] "Wow, what the tits am I doing with my life? Oh, I'm doing a marathon. Right." -Foosda 2014
- [53] "mother brain evolved into a cunt.... no.. wait. nvm, she was always a cunt. my bad" -Nutella 2014/2015
- [54] "He's diving literally inside my asshole" - oatsngoats 2015
- [55] "I will ban you for 120 seconds, that is 3mins." - Albert 2015
- [56] "If you're trying to absorb alcohol through your butt, you probably got a problem." - Zoast
- [57] "You don't know how to play bingo? It's like Connect 4, but you connect 5" -Foosda 2015
- [58] "I can try double bomb jumping... or I CAN FUCKING TRY SUCKING MULTIPLE COCKS AT ONCE!!!" oatsngoats 2015
- [59] "what's up rodrig-uh... rodri... fuckin... what's up rod" -- oats 2015
- [60] "I love the virgin viewers who... fuck me!" nutella4eva 2015
- [61] "IS HE SAD!?" - Foosda 2015
- [62] "If I could feel things, it would be scary, if I could feel things any more." sweetnumb 2015
- [63] "I miss caista" -- flop3434 2014
- [64] "what... what just happened was something called the Sunrise Surprise, which is... obviously, as you can see... very, very bad" - oatsngoats 2015
- [65] "I used to be super fat like 5 years ago. then i got the year of the super diarrea" - Kona
- [66] "I use irc because twitch chat on the site is like sticking my dick in the exhaust pipe of a running car" JRP - 2015
- [67] "I hate everyhing about this FUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHHHHHKKKK!" anaconda 2015
- [68] "mia if you had brought some bread rolls, anaconda would go wild since you have buns hun" ~ Isavulpes
- [69] "I need to not have so many gay quotes, you guys." - Oats 2015
- [70] "Why do I suck so many dicks that I do?" - foosda 2015
- [71] "why am I do that?" nutella 2015
- [72] "i love you because you're brown... and taste good" -- ryanlockwood
- [73] "I need to stop talking about dicks at some point in my life" - JRP 2015
- [74] "I'm not supposed to go in that hole" -- kottpower 2015
- [75] "Let's freeze the door" - Oats 2015
- [76] NOOOOOOOok - zoast 2015
- [77] "my uncle works for super metroid so i knoe" -- oatsngoats 2015
- [78] "My balls are like, Thank You Master! -Oats 2015
- [79] "you know a category is brutal when you see a runner go into Ridley with more than 100 health and you're like "oh wow, he's got a lot of health" " -- StarSapphirex7 2015
- [80] "You don't stream? Fuck you then!" -albert 15
- [81] "You know how Chozo like balls?" -JRP2234Gaming 2015
- [82] "!quote" - You, just now
- [83] "Goddamnit I don't have time for this chicken" -oatsngoats 2015
- [84] "it's the, eye of the phantoon it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the penis with your asshooooole" - Sweetnumb 2015
- [85] "I should probably stop being gay." -Nutella 2015
- [86] "Fuck the children guys" -- kottpower 2015
- [87] "She's in the chat, so I can't be so dirty now… fuck"
- [88] "Not dying is an essential part of being alive." -Nutella 2015
- [89] "shit this fucking Cock!" Sweetnumb- 2015
- [90] "I want 4 dick's at once in my ass while my dick is in the ass" - JRP 2015
- [91] "dafuq does "ignorant" mean? i dont know hindu DansGame " - nutella 2015
- [92] "What the fuck is wrong with all of my fuck?" - nutella4eva 2015
- [93] "Well you're already wrong nutbotty you dumb mother fucker" - sweetnumb 2015
- [94] "If I was a girl for a day, I'd see what this cucumber thing is all about" - oatsngoats 2015
- [95] "Livejasmine is a christian mingle site" -oats 2015
- [96] "hey... so uhh, how about we take this back to my place? I'll show you something called the reverse slinky" - sweetnumb 2015
- [97] "I blame it on Phantoon, even though I didn't make it there." -Kottpower, 2015
- [98] "duuude, stop raping me!" nutella 2015
- [99] "Look at this nasty ass bitch!" Oats referring to old woman in NES Zelda
- [100] "You can go first person when you're getting a blow job from a hooker!" -RyanLockwood 2015
- [101] "There was this one time at band camp, I had to work with little shits and lets just say it was rather shitty" Thebanana on why he doesnt like shit
- [102] "I sincerely hope I die" - me every single day back when I was playing this regularly OpieOP - sweetnumb 2015
- [103] I could have stopped it, but I loved it FUNgineer - Sweetnumb 2015
- [104] "I need to pull a miracle out of my ass" - banana "as long as you don't pull anything else from your ass other than a miracle FUNgineer " - sweetnumb 2015
- [105] "if god doesn't exist, then how... are there still flowers?" --oatsngoats 2015
- [106] "I guess I just needed to know what was up the shaft as a kid" - schmeman 2015
- [107] "There's no reason to die here... I'm gonna die here" -- foosda 2015
- [108] I'M A FUCKING LLAMA! -foosda
- [109] "are you dropping frames or am i just sucking the dick? No, so i guess my dick sucking is just an unrelated issue" -nutella4eva 2015
- [110] "the oldest girl i've been with was 4 years old.........." -- oatsngoats 2015
- [111] "Can't judge a game beacuse its' different from what you play" "Call of Duty is the worst game ever." - JRP 2015"
- [112] "I literally x-rayed every inch of the shaft." -Grom 2015
- [113] "Dude, Maple Story ruined my life BibleThump" -Albert 2015
- [114] "My cock should be in your mouth" -- albert talking to oats, everyday of 2015
- [115] "Sorry to my african american FUCKERS! YOU FUCKS!" -- nutella4eva 2015
- [116] "Oops, I accidentally pressed the reset button in a race" - Pollsmor 2015
- [117] "and dressing dogs in cute little sweaters is just a form of mental illness taht does not get trteated these days anymore" - Bender 2015
- [118] "I can't go any deeper than that" - Oats 2015
- [119] "samus is african... she's just albino" nutella4eva 2015
- [120] "when I'm on my own I'm a weird little freak" - oats 2015
- [121] "you know what sweet? why don't you just shut the fuck up" - oats2015
- [122] "We're both sporadic and entertaining...FUCK" - Oats and Sweetnumb racing 2015
- [123] "Oats, I believe Confucius once said "fuck CWJ" " -- Kanzeon 2015
- [124] "I've seen some young ladies with things that are like...a little personal pan pizza" -- Oatsntits 2015
- [125] "once it turns black, it has to go" - oats 2015
- [126] "Did you know in the state of Minnesota it's illegal to fuck a porcupine? I didn't know that and I got five days in jail." - oatsngoats 2015
- [127] "Albert, you fucking changed my nuts in your mouth." - oatsngoats 2015
- [128] "Those balls need to get away from me." - JRP 2015
- [129] "Early protection is the best thing against FUCKING ME." - oatsngoats 2015
- [130] "I'm going to rename nutbott, she shall be named SplatoonBot" -Nutella 2015
- [131] "I'm back in freaking 1830 where I have to put effort into my food again. You've failed me, Dominos." - Mia 2015
- [132] "The only thing that matters is subscribers" --selloatsngoats 2015
- [133] "I wanted to suck some dick so I played Metroid Fusion because I know I suck dicks at that game." - JRP 2015
- [134] "I'm an articulate-ass motherfucker" -Mawc 2015
- [135] "I can stretch my ballsack to the back of my asshole" - oats 2015
- [136] "So many poles but not enough for Albert's mom" - Oats just before demodding albert OpieOP
- [137] "I had a slice of pizza with some applesauce, and chocolate milk. I feel like a toddler." - oatsngoats 2015
- [138] "She wants to blow my dick is what I'm saying... that's happening, because... she likes to have her lips... around my penis, and then suck it... and then, like...feels good for me." -- sweetdrunk 2015
- [139] "I wonder what milk tastes like when it comes right out of the nipple?" -Grom 2015
- [140] "For once I was clever" -- albertimdc 2015
- [141] "how about a 4-part spore spawn emote? Kappa " -- kaennimodo 2015
- [142] "albee, you are way better than me in x1 and you'll forever be better than me" oats 2015
- [143] "There's nothing great about my dick. Right in the middle... plain... standard regulation size." --zoasty 2015
- [144] "Fucking Bolshar ruins everything." -Albert 2015
- [145] "I'm gonna ban you for 120 seconds, thats 3 minutes" - Albert 2015
- [146] "I like foot-longs now." - LadyEspeon 2015
- [147] "Oh yeah cum right in for that, dick!" -Grom 2015
- [148] "BackwiddaNuddaWunnaDemBlockRockinBeetz" -- MartyMoinklers
- [149] "One of these days, I'm gonna have to poop." -- MawcDrums, remarking on the struggle every speedrunner faces.
- [150] "That's their slogan, right? 'O'Douls: What's the point?'" -- MartyMoinklers, speaking the truth.
- [151] "... I don't think this was a gift; I think this was a message." -- lildingus, before he was murdered by his cat
- [152] "Super'd that cunt." - Banana 2015
- [153] he's going to pop...OH!!!! - banana 2015
- [154] "Time to get beefy, bitch." -Marty 2015
- [155] "Time to get REALLY beefy, bitch!" -Marty 2015
- [156] "Make your mama proud - shave yourself." - Banana 2015
- [157] "Speedrun recycling is good for the environment" -Benlake412 2015
- [158] "I'd personally rather have a sub" -- selloatsngoats
- [159] "You're full of piss and vinegar today" -Marty to mawc
- [160] "my self-defense method is to whip my cock around and helicopter the fuck outta there" -sweetnumb
- [161] "Let's take their women." -thabanana 2015
- [162] in 2001, I was 9 years old. - Kottpower
- [163] "You Gotta Blow To Know" -MawcDrums, 2015
- [164] "What if they randomized the missile reloader? Like instead of missiles, it gives you Ridley?" - crossproduct
- [165] "That barrelshit whacked my dick off." -Mawcdrums
- [166] "You don't need to visit Ceres, just send Ridley a text message: 'Meet me in Lower Norfair'." - nutella4eva
- [167] "I'm alright. I'm feeling pretty good. I woke up and I thought I was dying" -- oatsngoats 2015
- [168] "you ever get frustrated cus you suck at something? yeah cus i suck at dicks all the time...so frustrating" thiskidricke 2015
- [169] "i like hitler" - Charles Black 2015
- [170] "Dude your leg looks like a fucking thigh of a chicken just all dee feathered and shit" -- oatsngoats 2014
- [171] "suck the left portion of my dick" - sweetnumb 2015
- [172] "God damn, fucking shit, fuck, ass!" -banana opens the pb door with a super on exit, falls into a flower
- [173] "i think you know when a girl is too young for you when you have to make airplane noises when you [put] your cock in her mouth" -- behemoth87 2015
- [174] "i have a headache. just kidding i don't" -- oats telling jokes 2015
- [175] "Thanks Syphilis" -- albert trying to pronounce Syphylon's name
- [176] nutella4eva: I'll cook your ass on a spitfire and serve it to my family 2016
- [177] "That's probably the gayest thing I've ever said on this stream. Well... no. NO." - oatsngoats 2016
- [178] "Don't wear a big watch." - banana 2016
- [179] "Phantoon needs to learn a new pattern. It's called suck my ass." - JRP 2016
- [180] "wow that sounded super racist it sounded like I was laughing about Mongolian people IN MY ASSHOOOLE" -nutella
- [181] "What the fricktitty" - Nutella 2016
- [182] <m3toxi> @princessescelestiaandluna why are you still here, are you getting fucked while watching the stream
- [183] Tell him to cum, tell him to give it to me - Wild
- [184] "The things you get from the nutella stream! You get to see who TheCherryPoint is..... and that's pretty much it." - nutella 2016
- [185] "My face is so numb right now that I feel like I could suck a dick and not mind" - Elminster 2016
- [186] "Huge boobs, I'll show you..." - keku 2016
- [187] "Host someone with 0 viewers? Yeah we can find someone with 0 viewers. Hey nutella, you streaming?" - savage oatsngoats 2016
- [188] Ow my asshole... that's the first time I've tried doing that not in practice
- [189] "I usually don't even eat lunch I just FUCK MYSELF" - Oats 2016
- [190] "Oats is my little sugar-baby!" - AgentOP 2016
- [191] "Albert is like a mustacheless Ron Jeremy. Also no dick." - jayfersonphotography 2016
- [192] "The best part of waking up is albees in your butt" - RakkirTheWolf 2016
- [193] "I need to go use the restroom, I needa drop a quick Albert. Be right Back." -Oats 2016
- [194] "The secret there is fucking me. Hard. Please." - Oats 2016
- [195] "hey oats how big is your bulge" - YogurtArchangel 2016
- [196] dicks! - Thab
- [197] "Wait you have mod status in Albert's chat? That's like being supervisor at Taco Bell." - Oats 2016
- [198] "What's the... goal of the party?" - oatsngoats, New Year's Eve 2016
- [199] "you guys are the lame" nutella 2017
- [200] "oh man i'd love it if an astronaut just came to chill out and relax in my stream" -- nutella4eva 2017
- [201] "I've gotta search in all of the grannies." - Oats 2017
- [202] "Daniel with seven $4.20's. That's like $100... Isn't it? Isn't it like 120 or something?" -- oatsngoats 2017
- [203] "I'm thinking of a different word. Sorry, I'm gonna have to expand my... uhh... you know" -- oatsngoats 2016
- [204] "Yeah I don't think I can read......" -- oatsngoats 2017
- [205] "i like to smell peels (orange)" -nana
- [206] "Agent, just say the word dude. I'm sucking you off at some point in my life." - Oats 2017
- [207] "I think everyone in the bible smoked pot." -Oats 2017
- [208] I think the only way would be to get someone to decapitate you with your tongue out and instantly make you lick your ass. - sweetnumb 2017
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