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- Since I'm Not Popular, My Dad Will Take Me and My Friend Fishing
- p1
- >Why am I fishing again?
- >>I think that part's pretty interesting.
- >>Nah, that's not that lewd so I don't think it's for you, Yuri-chan.
- >>Today
- >>You like fishing, right, Tomoko? I want to try it too.
- p2
- >You know how to put on bait, Tamura-san?
- >Eh? I wonder?
- >...
- >Is this about right?
- >No. Just one is enough.
- >>lots
- p3
- >...
- >...
- >Hey, um...
- >What is it?
- >Have you ever fished before?
- >First time.
- >You really put on that bait. (A lot of it.)
- >I watched One-on-One Fishing Battles on FishingVision to prepare for today.
- >Why did you have that channel on?
- >So you're interesting in fishing?
- >...Not really...
- >...
- >Then why did you want to do it?
- >...
- >Because you did it before, Tomoko...
- p4
- >I thought it'd be fun to participate in a common interest with a friend...
- >...
- >I thought about getting into pachinko like Yoshida-san, but the pachinko machines at the arcade are useless.
- >Useless?
- >You can't win money.
- >The seeds of a pachinko addiction...
- >Anyway, if I end up enjoying fishing, I might invite Mako and Yoshida-san.
- >Hmm.
- >If that happens, you can invite Nemoto-san, Okada-san, and Uchi-san too if you want...
- >Aah... Fore...Okada-san looks like she would enjoy fishing.
- >"Fore"? Was she gonna call Okada-san "Forehead"?
- >Kibako... Lewd Pink...
- >Katou-san is the one person who'd never do this...
- >She's quietly eating the food someone's mom put a lot of energy into making...
- >>silent nom
- p5
- >But we haven't caught anything.
- >Well, it'd be bothersome if we actually did catch something so whatever.
- >I'll buy some juice.
- >Ah!
- >>nudge
- >!!
- >S-Sorry... Are you alright?
- >Y-Yeah...
- >Or rather, she's incredibly soft! Maybe even softer than Yuu-chan?
- >Fishing's boring, so maybe I'll just sexually harrass Yuri instead.
- p6
- >I said I'm fine, so you can let go now.
- >W-Well, it's dangerous to go sea fishing without someone supporting you.
- >I'll support you, Yuri-chan, so just keep fishing.
- >Hah... Soft Yuri, soft Yuri, I've got such a pleasant feeling body right next to me.
- >I wonder if I can touch up to her boobs?
- >Come on. Don't mind me and put more energy into it.
- >Uuh... I want to hit her, but her father's here...
- >...
- >Sorry. This might be a bad spot.
- >It's fine. I'm a beginner, after all.
- >Seriously? We didn't catch a single one.
- >Let's take a picture with one of Dad's fish.
- >!
- >What's this?
- >Ah, this is a lure. A fake fish.
- >Could you sell it to me as a souvenir for today?
- >Eh!? You want one? You can just have one, but be careful with it. It's got a needle attached.
- >Dad, I want to stop at the convenience store over there to use the bathroom.
- >How about you, Yuri-chan?
- >I'm fine.
- p7
- >Tamura-san.
- >Um... Thank you.
- >Eh?
- >It seems Tomoko hadn't really been enjoying school during her first year.
- >She would constantly tell her mother that she didn't want to go and wanted to take the day off.
- >But half a year ago, she stopped saying those things, and her expression has gotten a lot more cheerful.
- >I was wondering what brought that about, but today I understood that it was because she's made great friends like you, Tamura-san.
- >...
- p8
- >I'm sure the girl herself is grateful, even if she doesn't show it.
- >But as her parent, I'm really grateful.
- >I hope you'll be friends with Tomoko for a long time, Tamura-san.
- >!
- >Tamura! You got a moment?
- >Eh?
- >I have something to discuss with you.
- >Ah, sure.
- >This has nothing to do with you, Kuroki.
- >You just wait over there.
- >Got it? This has absolutely nothing to do with you, Kuroki, so don't worry about it.
- >Make sure you don't worry about it.
- >Eh? Ostrich Clubhouse?
- p9
- >Thank you for everything, Tamura.
- >Eh?
- >You've been keeping the promise you made me back during the field trip, right?
- >Promise?
- >To get along well with Kuroki.
- >Ah...
- >I had faith in you, but I didn't think you would be this responsible.
- >It's thanks to your hard work that Kuroki's being more cheerful and speaking more clearly with the other students.
- >Just thought I should say that. You've got exams next year so I won't do anything bad to you. Later.
- >Huh? Okay...
- >I completely forget she said that stuff.
- >Not that I had intended to or anything.
- >Well, even if that was what started it
- >I don't really like the way she said it...
- >Won't do anything bad, she says. What was she planning to do? ...Not that I wanted it anyway.
- >Sorry for the wait.
- >Wh-What was that all about?
- >Hmm. Nothing really.
- p10
- >If you say that kind of thing, it'll be a problem.
- >Eh?
- >...Friends aren't something you become because someone else asked you to.
- >Even if no one tells me to do it, I'm gonna keep being friends with Tomoko.
- >And even if you, her father, asked me to stop being friends with Tomoko,
- >I won't ever stop being her friend.
- >I-I see...
- p11
- >Sorry about that...
- >N-No, I'm sorry for saying something so weird.
- >!
- >I-I'm back...
- >What were they talking about just now...?
- >W-Well then, I'll take you back home, Tamura-san.
- >Ah, you can drop me off here.
- >Thank you so much for today.
- >Today was unfortunate, but I hope you'll join us again.
- >...
- >Later, Tomoko. Today was fun.
- >See you at school.
- p12
- >If she had fun, she could've smiled more.
- >Unlike someone like me, her life is on easy mode where she can get by on just a little sociability... What a waste.
- >The first time she smiled today was when she said goodbye...
- >Hmm, but if she did that, she'd quickly end up with a guy, so
- >Yuri can just stick to that.
- >That aside, just what were they talking about...?
- >"Sorry about that"
- >"Sorry for saying something so weird"
- > ...Isn't that the conversation you have following prostitution? Wouldn't a high school girl and a middle-aged man doing lewd things alone be bad...?
- >"Why don't you play with Old Man Mokocchi next time?"
- >"I'll take you to the place Tomoko was before she was born."
- >That's not it... Or rather, only an idiotic father would live out that kind of sleazy delusion.
- >I won't ever stop being Tomoko's friend.
- >Hey! What are you smiling about, middle-aged man!
- >The moment I denied the idea, he reacted in response?
- >Good for you, Tomoko...
- >We've already got one sexual deviant in the Kuroki family (the psycho middle-school sex offender wannabe), we don't need another...
- >...
- >Hey, Dad.
- >What is it, Tomoko?
- >The ones who need prostitution the most in this age are the children of developing countries.
- >Tomoko!?
- >What's this all of a sudden?
- >50,000 yen can buy thousands of vaccines!
- >That's true, but why bring it up now!?
- p13
- >...
- >Just to be sure, I don't really like fishing myself.
- >I just went with my Dad that one time.
- >I see...
- >But y'know, today was a lot more fun than when it was with just my Dad.
- >Since I could sexually harrass you.
- >...
- >I think it'll be more fun if we bring Mako and Yoshida-san along too.
- >I guess so.
- >If we bring the delinquent, we'll end up sinking into the sea if we don't catch anything...
- >stab
- >Morning.
- >Yuri!? What happened to your hand?
- p14
- >>Watching One-on-One Fishing Battles.
- >Aah... No matter how many times I see it, Mur*ta Matoi Pro's casting is just spectacular...
- >I want to be able to cast as artistically as that some day...
- >Ah, geez! Why can't it just be the weekend already!?
- >>Katou-san, who really loves fishing more than nails and fashionable accessories.
- >Shut up, little sis!
- p15
- >Amazing! You caught that, Yuri?
- >...Yeah.
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