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char* itemNames[] = {
    "Nothing (This shouldn't be seen)",
    "Red Key",
    "Green Key",
    "Blue Key",
    "Sandwich",
    "The Stone of Knowledge",
    "Letter",
    "TNT",
    "The Scroll of Truth",
    "Egg"
};

char* itemDescs[] = {
    "Why is this message rendering?!",
    "A key that opens red doors.",
    "A key that opens green doors.",
    "A key that opens blue doors.",
    "A tasty sandwich that refills 50% health.",
    "A stone that reveals secrets.",
    "A letter from your long-lost brother.",
    "Low-impact explosives to blow open cracked walls.",
    "You can't handle the truth!",
    "A hard-boiled egg for these hard times."
};