Great War Star Wars Intros from Reddit

== THE GREAT WAR ==
Episode IV
A NEW REICH

It is a period of terrible war.
British troops, escaping from
the beaches of Dunkirk, have
won their first victory against
the evil German Empire.

During the battle, British spies
managed to infiltrate the Nazi
hierarchy and steal secret plans
to the Germans' ultimate weapon,
their IMPRESSIVE INDUSTRIAL
BASE IN THE RHINELAND, a group
of factories with enough power to
destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Germans' U-Boats,
the British race home aboard their
destroyers, custodian of the only
force capable that can save their
people and restore freedom to
the galaxy....

== THE GREAT WAR ==
Episode V
THE SOVIETS STRIKE BACK

It is a dark time for Europe. Although
much of the German industrial base has
been destroyed, German troops have
driven Allied forces from their bases
and pursued them across Russia and North
Africa.

Evading the dreaded U-Boats, a group of
American troops led by
Dwight Eisenhower have established a
base on the remote ice country of
Great Britain.

The evil lord Rudolf Hess, obsessed with
coming to peace with Britain, has dispatched
himself into the far reaches of the
British Isles...

== THE GREAT WAR ==
Episode VI
THE RETURN OF THE ALLIES

Dwight Eisenhower has returned to occupied
France in an attempt to rescue the French
people from the clutches of the vile Nazi
Adolf Hitler.

Little does Dwight know that the
GERMAN EMPIRE has secretly begun construction
of a new Wunderwaffe even more powerful than
their previous Wunderwaffen.

When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell
certain doom for the rather large band of Allies
struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy...
Should I do the prequels?
ED: OK, added prequels. Their intros are remarkably poorly written, unfortunately.
== THE GREAT WAR ==
Episode I
THE PHANTOM SERB

Turmoil has engulfed the
Austro-Hungarian Empire. The
occupation of the Balkan territories
and Macedonia is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter with an invasion,
the greedy Habsburgs have sent an ultimatum
to the tiny Serbian city of Belgrade.

While the Congress of Europe endlessly debates
this alarming chain of events, the German Kaiser
has secretly dispatched two ambassadorial
ships, the guardians of German interests in the
Mediterranean, to gain an ally.

== THE GREAT WAR ==
Episode II
ATTACK OF THE GERMANS

There is unrest in Europe. Dozens of countries
have declared their intention to mobilize their
forces in the face of war.

This war movement, under the leadership of the
mysterious Nicholas II, has made it difficult for
the limited number of Austrian troops to maintain
peace and order in the Balkans.

Wilhelm II, the German Emperor, is dispatching
telegrams to the Russian Empire on the critical issue
of resolving the CRISIS IN SERBIA to assist the
overwhelmed Austrians...

== THE GREAT WAR ==
Episode III
REVENGE OF THE FRENCH

War! The French Republic is crumbling
under attacks by the ruthless German Emperor,
Wilhelm II. There are heroes on both sides.
Evil is everywhere.

In a stunning move, the fiendish German leader,
General Hindenburg, has swept into French Picardy
and captured a sizeable force of French troops.

As the French and British army attempts to flee the
approaching German forces, an
American Expeditionary Force is leading a desperate
mission to save the Entente forces...