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  1. [12:11] * BigJim appears in a flash of light
  2. [12:11] <BigJim> Sup
  3. [12:12] <mekgonz> ahoy bigjim
  4. [12:12] <BigJim> ma hoy mekgonz
  5. [12:13] <BigJim> what happened to sebgonz
  6. [12:13] == cmt [Northside@net-7ihg8o.in.comcast.net] has joined #chat
  7. [12:13] <Sungonz> we are sebgonz
  8. [12:13] == svc [Northside@net-7ihg8o.in.comcast.net] has quit [Connection closed]
  9. [12:14] <BigJim> o.O
  10. [12:14] <BigJim> crap - did he screw up the transporter again?\
  11. [12:14] <BigJim> Damn it... how many times do I have to tell him to not mess with the heisnberg compensator
  12. [12:15] <Darkgonz> We are all sebgonz, please add your distinctiveness to our own.
  13. [12:15] <BigJim> ...
  14. [12:15] <BigJim> no...
  15. [12:15] <BigJim> no
  16. [12:15] <BigJim> no
  17. [12:15] <BigJim> no
  18. [12:15] <BigJim> n
  19. [12:15] <BigJim> no
  20. [12:15] <mekgonz> one of us one of us
  21. [12:16] <Darkgonz> peergonz pressure
  22. [12:16] * BigJim flips open communicator "Mr. Scott one for emergency beam up.... activate shield shifting and call up Riker on the Titan - we're going to need beard backup"
  23. [12:16] <@neshgonz> andonandonandonandon
  24. [12:16] == BigJim [webchat@net-vrro6i.fj5h.5tgk.a000.2605.IP] has quit [Quit: ]
  25. [12:16] == Biocow has changed nick to sebcow
  26. [12:17] <Sungonz> boomclap
  27. [12:17] <Sungonz> thesoundofmyheart
  28. [12:17] <Sungonz> thebeatgoeson adnan adnan adnan
  29. [12:17] <Darkgonz> We destroyed another nongonzian. Celebrate!
  30. [12:17] <Sungonz> (serial theme)
  31. [12:17] <Darkgonz> Gonzebrate!
  32. [12:18] <sebcow> upvoted!
  33. [12:18] == BigJim [webchat@net-vrro6i.fj5h.5tgk.a000.2605.IP] has joined #chat
  34. [12:18] == Liahm [Liahm@net-gie0do.mi.charter.com] has joined #chat
  35. [12:18] <Darkgonz> sebcow's no gonzian, he's a cow in seb clothing.
  36. [12:19] == neshgonz changed the topic of #chat to: RE-RUNS: Diamond Dialogue | FRIDAY: DTNS http://time.is/1630_ET | Calendar: http://bit.ly/dctvshows | http://diamondclub.tv | What will begonz of us?
  37. [12:19] * BigJim appears in a flash of light.... this time with an armed set of security and MACOs
  38. [12:19] <Sungonz> ONE OF GONZ
  39. [12:19] <Sungonz> ONE OF GONZ
  40. [12:19] <BigJim> set phasers to stun... we may be able to fix this
  41. [12:19] * BigJim shoots Sungonz
  42. [12:19] <Sungonz> OW
  43. [12:19] <Darkgonz> gonz loves the stun
  44. [12:20] <BigJim> adjust phase pulse sheilding to alpha three
  45. [12:20] * BigJim points and a MACO shoots Darkgonz
  46. [12:20] == sebcow has changed nick to biogonz
  47. [12:20] * mekgonz pulls out the big gonz and zaps big jim with the gonzerator 9000
  48. [12:20] <Liahm> hi all
  49. [12:20] <Sungonz> +1 for pun
  50. [12:20] * BigJim falls back as the shot pushed against the phase shield
  51. [12:21] <mekgonz> gonz of up gonz of us
  52. [12:21] * Darkgonz ingests the stun blaster fire as the gonz live on projectile energy
  53. [12:21] <@neshgonz> suns out, gonz out
  54. [12:21] <mekgonz> we are gonzvolving
  55. [12:21] == rednul [rednul0@net-fcnvv3.client.bresnan.net] has joined #chat
  56. [12:21] <Darkgonz> gonz of us, gonz of us, gonz of us, join the gonzllective.
  57. [12:22] * biogonz isn't even sure why we're all doing this.
  58. [12:22] <Sungonz> gonz
  59. [12:23] * BigJim barks into his communicator - "Scotty engage the phasers to a multiple harmonic phase and fire on location marks painted now" --- "I canne do it kaptin, we'd over load the warp core!" -- "Mr. Scott do it or we're all gonz"....
  60. [12:23] <Darkgonz> biogonz displays reason, kill it. Kill it with gonzfire.
  61. [12:24] * BigJim looks up as he sees pulses of phaser strike Darkgonz, mekgonz, biogonz, and tomgonz
  62. [12:24] <Sungonz> gonz ablaze
  63. [12:24] * tomgonz crumples
  64. [12:24] * BigJim shouts "MACO - take out that one" and points at Sungonz
  65. [12:24] * Darkgonz folds in on himself
  66. [12:25] * biogonz is used to being branded and isn't fazed by the phaser.
  67. [12:26] * BigJim points at biogonz "Lt Enroy - plasma grenade!"
  68. [12:26] * biogonz 's eyes go wide
  69. [12:26] * Darkgonz notices Lt Enroy's red shirt
  70. [12:26] <tinngonz> did I stumble into an rp room?
  71. [12:26] * Darkgonz eats Lt Enroy
  72. [12:26] <tinngonz> a star trek rp rooma t that
  73. [12:26] <BigJim> NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
  74. [12:26] * neshgonz begins to undress
  75. [12:27] <BigJim> NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  76. [12:27] * mekgonz opens a dimensional rift to the nether gonz that sucks in the enterprize stranding bigjim alone on the planet of gonz
  77. [12:27] * tinngonz starts to video neshgonz
  78. [12:27] <Sungonz> mekgonz: http://dctvpedia.com/Sebgonz
  79. [12:27] <@neshgonz> this one's for you, slurpy
  80. [12:28] == ckiller-52087 [webchat@net-q2ngec.sta.suddenlink.net] has joined #chat
  81. [12:28] <Sungonz> this is the day gonzrealm implodes upon itself
  82. [12:29] * BigJim flips open his communicator.... "To any known being alive or sentiant.... This is Captain James T. of the USS Enterprise.... Our ship has been captured by a gonz force, please send notification to the Federation, have this system quarantined.... no life must ever exist here again" - and with that he opens up the doomsday device, and activates it....
  83. [12:29] * mekgonz preps the gonzzimilation tools and resumes chanting one of gonz one of gonz
  84. [12:30] <tinngonz> all I can imagine is Galaxy Quest lmao
  85. [12:31] <Darkgonz> We have already taken over the Gonzeration, Captain BigJim. Destroy us if you will, but your federation is now gonz of us.
  86. [12:31] == The_Federation [webchat@net-94euae.fios.verizon.net] has joined #chat
  87. [12:31] <The_Federation> WE ARE GONZ
  88. [12:31] <The_Federation> YOU WILL BE GONZ AS WELL
  89. [12:31] <tinngonz> this ^
  90. [12:31] <tinngonz> is why I'm here
  91. [12:31] <Darkgonz> ^^see
  92. [12:31] <tinngonz> you guys make my days here not suck donkey balls
  93. [12:32] <Darkgonz> gonzy balls, maybe
  94. [12:32] <tinngonz> well sure, but that's just fine
  95. [12:32] * The_Federation locates bigjim
  96. [12:32] <@tomgonz> i am 7 of gonz
  97. [12:32] * tomgonz changes into skin-tight uniform
  98. [12:32] <Sungonz> o_o
  99. [12:33] <tinngonz> hrm
  100. [12:33] <Darkgonz> o.O
  101. [12:33] <The_Federation> GONZ fleet 7 prepare to attack warp 7
  102. [12:33] <@neshgonz> *_*
  103. [12:33] <tinngonz> well, tomgonz, you're no Jeri Ryan, but you pull it off
  104. [12:33] <@tomgonz> if i shaved my legs, i'd totally pull it off
  105. [12:33] <mekgonz> thats what she said
  106. [12:33] <BigJim> and with that... we're done
  107. [12:33] * BigJim hears music as it begins to play, and a voice that sounds a lot like shwood.... "We hope you've enjoyed our telling of "Gonz with the wind" - playing Captain James T. was BigJim, in studio was bonnie brushwood , playing a bunch of other people was: Darkgonz biogonz tinngonz tomgonz and mekgonz this work is copyright diamond club inc 2015...." Diamond Club hopes you have enjoyed this program - <cackle>
  108. [12:33] <@tomgonz> BOOM!
  109. [12:33] <Sungonz> GONZ NOT OVER TIL IT'S OVER
  110. [12:34] <Darkgonz> I always thought Jeri Ryan needed to look more like Chad Kroeger
  111. [12:34] <tinngonz> lmao BigJim awesome
  112. [12:34] <@tomgonz> everyone does really
  113. [12:34] <@tomgonz> and lest everyone forget the most famous gonz of all... http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121208171306/muppet/images/3/31/Gonzo-TheVoice-2012.jpg
  114. [12:35] == neshgonz has changed nick to neshKroeger
  115. [12:35] == The_Federation has changed nick to The_Federgonz
  116. [12:35] <biogonz> SOMEONE CALL NINE ONE ONE
  117. [12:35] <The_Federgonz> 0_0 we are coming for you
  118. [12:35] <Sungonz> o_O
  119. [12:35] <Sungonz> O_o
  120. [12:35] <biogonz> o_O
  121. [12:35] <Darkgonz> define coming...
  122. [12:36] <Sungonz> we've entered the porno parody of Gonz with the Wind
  123. [12:36] <The_Federgonz> sploosh
  124. [12:36] * neshKroeger begins to undress
  125. [12:36] <BigJim> oooooooooook - this is where I leave
  126. [12:36] <Darkgonz> nsfgonz
  127. [12:36] * tinngonz puts on his robe and wizard hat
  128. [12:37] * biogonz enters the room and says "I'm here to fix the copy machine."
  129. [12:37] <BigJim> tinngonz don't forget your wand... the damn thing won't work without your wand
  130. [12:37] <tinngonz> lol true, BigJim
  131. [12:37] <tinngonz> though I was referencing the BloodNinja chats
  132. [12:38] <BigJim> tinngonz: I was refering to Off to be the wizard
  133. [12:38] <BigJim> close enough
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