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- owltiem> i JUST clicked as to what the whole chinscritch chin-lift thing is
- <owltiem> it's fucking
- <owltiem> it's what a cat does
- <owltiem> it's exactly a cat
- <Neev> Yes, it totally is
- <Neev> Bang is pretty cat-like actually
- <Neev> Aloof and independent...or likes to pretend he is. :D
- <owltiem> willing to curl up in a cardboard box
- <owltiem> somehow takes up entire bed
- <owltiem> whiskers
- <owltiem> impossible to housetrain
- <Neev> Suddenly it all makes so much sense!
- <Neev> Goes mad for catnip....wait...no...not that last one
- <owltiem> we don't know that for a fact
- <owltiem> just sayin there is no empirical evidence
- <Neev> That's TRUE
- <owltiem> totally thinks you're an asshole and doesn't like you at all, still curls up in your lap demandingly
- <Neev> Cue Terro looking suspiciously at Bang
- <Neev> Yes, yes, it's all so true
- <owltiem> no purring though
- <owltiem> that's just eb weird
- <Neev> Terro would like to put a collar on him. Possibly with a bell on.
- <owltiem> ha
- <owltiem> the accusations of fleas make more sense now too
- <Neev> Yes, yes. See, Terro knew all along!
- <owltiem> Way to go Terro you just admitted you're a furry and those haven't even been /invented/ yet
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