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- (to the tune of "Without Me" by Eminem)
- Guess who's back, back again
- Comcast's back, tell a friend
- Guess who's back, guess who's back
- Guess who's back, guess who's back
- They've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants ta
- Be Free no more, they want money, we're chopped liver
- Well, if you want money, this is what I'll give ya
- A little fuck ya mixed with some arguin'
- Some complainin' to jump start the House quicker
- Than the sums that they get paid at the Capitol,
- By the comp'nies when they are co-operating
- Fucking over the voters and just campaigning (heyyy!)
- You waited this long, now stop debating
- ‘Cause we're back, we're mad, and we're all complaining.
- I know that you got a job, Melania
- But your husband's gov'ment is tryna fuck us,
- So the FCC won't let me be
- Or let me browse memes, so let me see
- They try to shut me down on my PC
- But my life's so empty without memes
- So, come on and try, Ajit Pai,
- Fuck that! why don't you die, I won't even cry,
- And get ready, ‘cause this shit's about to get heavy
- you just settled a lawsuit; fuck Verizon!
- -masterpierround
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