The man looked across the bar to a small petite woman sat down drinking a bud light. Slightly surprised by the manly choice of beverage he slowly walked over to engage in conversation. She turn around at the sight of the bearded man as he sat down next to her. He opened with the phrase "Bud light huh". She explained it was the favourite beverage of her late husband who sadly disappeared in mysterious circumstances on night at the very bar. He looked apologetic for some reason and ordered himself a triple henny on the rocks. After a night of drinking the woman invited Derrick home for a night of passion. They exchanged jokes in the taxi home. Upon getting to her house they walked in and made their way to the bedroom. He sat down while she "cleaned herself up" in the bathroom. She emerged out of the bathroom after a long ten minutes. A small light dimmly lit the room, hazing his gaze and he started at the woman walking towards him. After an enjoyable fifteen minutes of enjoyable passion they both collapsed next to eachother on the bed laying on their backs. He told her it was the most amazing night he'd ever experience and said there would be nothing else that could make it better. They led exhausted, breathing heavy into the dimmly lit room unlit a woman walked in, staring at the duo. The woman looked shocked and stared and the rattled man in her bed. She switched her gaze between the man and the woman standing in the doorway. The woman in the door way could be heard sobbing, her situetto hunched over by the door. The woman in the bed stared at the suprised man and whispered. "I was the husband all along."