THE PSYCHOLOGY OF WOMEN & DRINKING
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Drink:	Beer
Personality:	Casual, low-maintenance, and down-to-earth
Your Approach:	Challenge her to a game of pool

Drink:	Blender Drinks
Personality:	Flaky and annoying pain in the ass
Your Approach:	Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy

Drink:	Mixed Drinks
Personality:	Older with picky taste and knows what she wants
Your Approach:	You won't have to approach her ... she'll send YOU a drink

Drink:	Wine (does not include White Zinfandel ... see below)
Personality:	Conservative, classy, and sophisticated
Your Approach:	Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years ... Alzheimer's and term limits be damned

Drink:	White Zinfandel
Personality:	Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated but actually has no clue
Your approach:	Make her feel smarter than she is...

Drink:	Shots
Personality:	Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk ... and naked
Your Approach:	Easiest hit in the joint ... nothing to do but wait