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  5. Phyllis: There was all this blood, and the p…p…penis jumped under the bed. Is sex always like that?
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  9. Mackeroni: your daughter bit one of her college proffessors penis off.
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  13. Mackeroni: four penises bit the dust in the hotel that night.
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  17. Mackeroni: Even good girls from Oklahoma end up biting off some guy’s dick.
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  21. Robinson: whats with these whores, biting their john’s dicks off. They live off those dicks.
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  25. Mackeroni: this beast bit off my right ball.
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  29. Mackeroni: there was a prick eating rubber in that hotel room.
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  33. Mackeroni: While I was in hospital, 13 guys lost their pricks in that hotel.
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  37. Mackeroni: it’s got 13 pricks on its conscience. 13 pricks and 1 ball.
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  41. Mackeroni: No one bites off a macaroni’s jewels and gets away with it. Nothing and no one.
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  45. Sam: He chewed your plums. Who knows what hell do to his next client.
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  49. Mackeroni: nice penis, yumm, yumm.
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  53. Mackeroni: I now realize how lucky I am that the condom only got my nut. I mean, what can a man do in new york if hes lonely and hasn’t got a dick.
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  55. Newspaper boy: read all about it. Killer condom strikes again!
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