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- Memorable Quotes
- Phyllis: There was all this blood, and the p…p…penis jumped under the bed. Is sex always like that?
- Mackeroni: your daughter bit one of her college proffessors penis off.
- Mackeroni: four penises bit the dust in the hotel that night.
- Mackeroni: Even good girls from Oklahoma end up biting off some guy’s dick.
- Robinson: whats with these whores, biting their john’s dicks off. They live off those dicks.
- Mackeroni: this beast bit off my right ball.
- Mackeroni: there was a prick eating rubber in that hotel room.
- Mackeroni: While I was in hospital, 13 guys lost their pricks in that hotel.
- Mackeroni: it’s got 13 pricks on its conscience. 13 pricks and 1 ball.
- Mackeroni: No one bites off a macaroni’s jewels and gets away with it. Nothing and no one.
- Sam: He chewed your plums. Who knows what hell do to his next client.
- Mackeroni: nice penis, yumm, yumm.
- Mackeroni: I now realize how lucky I am that the condom only got my nut. I mean, what can a man do in new york if hes lonely and hasn’t got a dick.
- Newspaper boy: read all about it. Killer condom strikes again!
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