Neko Pesters You

Heyyyy, whatcha doi~ng?

Reading? That sounds bor~ing. You should play with me instead! Come on, we get to be active, we get to wrestle, play games, it'll be so much fun!

Oh, don't lie; I know you enjoy it just as much as I do. I'll even let you win~nnnn.

Hmph. Fine. I'll just cuddle up with you instead.

 *sheet rustling SFX* I’ll just nuzzle my head right here into your neck. Mmm, you're *really* warm.

Yes, I'm aware I'm in your way. It's what I do best!

Well, you could've played with me, but you said no; so, you'll just have to deal with me snuggling up with you instead.

Annoying? Me? Never. I'm too cute to be annoying!

[sing song] I love you! I really really do!

Aw, I know you don't mean that. You were the one who adopted me; you knew what you were getting yourself into.

[mock offended] I was *not* shy. I was *reserved*.

Fine, I was shy, but could you really blame me? Constantly having new people just show up wanting to talk to me, play with me, pet me; it was exhausting!

Oh, you were different.

Well, you gave me space! You didn't just *assume* I wanted to be touched. You gave me time to sniff you out and see how nice a person you are!

Oh, I *knew* you were going to be nice. You have too much of a book-ish vibe to be anything else. Speaking of, whatcha readin'?

That doesn't sound like the storybooks you read to me. It doesn't even have any pictures. How are you supposed to know what's going on when there are no pretty pictures?

By *reading* it? [pouty] You know I can't do that. How am I supposed to follow along with you if I can't read! Oh, I know! You should read it to me!

No? Aww, why not?

It's not for kids? But I'm grown! I'm very mature for my age, I'm sure it'll be for me!

I do *not* cry that much. Meenie.

Okay, I did cry this morning, but that was a devastating loss! I thought that I'd never recover!

Okay, you *did* get me another glass of milk, but that first one was special! It was made with love, unlike the second one which you made with a funny look on your face.

Yea, kind of like the face you're making right now! Oh, no, are you mad again? Is it me?

[surprised/sad] Yes!? What did I do?

I'm distracting... But you won't play with me, what else can I do?

I do have toys, but they're not you. You're the toy that I love playing with the most! But you don't *want* to. You just want to read your *boring* book that isn't for me and ignoring your lovable neko that is begging for your attention...

15 minutes? But that's forever! That's how long it takes for you to wake up on Saturday!

You-You'll play with me afterwards? Promise?

Okay! I'll stay still and not bother you one bit!

...

Has it been 15 minutes yet?

No?

...

How about now?

Okay, okay, I'll stop talking...

...

Now?

Leave?! But-- but-- I'm too comfy here!

Fine! I didn't want to play with you *anyway*. Hmmph!

*door slam SFX*

[sniffling] I didn't want to play with them *anyway*. I can just play by myself! I can-- I can-- Aw, I messed up, didn't I? I know master likes to be alone sometimes, I think that was one of them. But, I'm lonely. I wanted to play!

I wonder if they'll scold me again. I don't like that, but... I guess I deserve it... I was *annoying*...

*knocking on door SFX*

Master?

*door open SFX*

I thought you were *reading*...

Why are you here then? I thought you liked your book more than *me*!

It *is* true! You told me to leave!

You're--sorry?

Can I have a hug?

Mmph. I'm sorry for being annoying. I didn't mean it. I just wanted to spend some time with you! First you were busy with work, then you were eating, then sleeping, and now you're reading and you haven't spent any time with me all day! I got lonely...

You got lonely too? But I thought you wanted to read!

Not anymore? So-- you want to play with me?

Oh... you're tired... So why are you here?

A favor? [suddenly happy] Of course! What can I do! I'll do it so well and you'll be smiley again!

Cuddle? OOH OOH I'm good at that! I can cuddle super well!

Okay, let's go!