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WATER FLOWING

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SUE SHOUTING
Okay, everyone, how we doing?

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SUE: Ben, have you got
your stuff? Karen?

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Oh, bloody hell!

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Has someone been
putting forks down here?

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I've got a headache.

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Well, a brisk walk to school, that's
the best thing for a headache.

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I got a tummy ache.

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Oh, that's a shame. Always get a
tummy ache on a Wednesday, don't you?

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It's like a, it's like a
mangled, pair of scissors.

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I think I've got a few viruses that
makes me too ill to go to school.

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-No, you're fine.
-I'm not fine! I might be sick.

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-SUE: Karen!
-KAREN: I can't find my other shoe!

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-I really am quite poorly.
-Karen!

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-Where did you last see them?
-KAREN: I lost them!

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KAREN: I can't find my hairbrush
to brush my hair!

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SUE: Well, where did you last see it?

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COUGHS

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Nasty little cough you've got there, Ben.

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Now get your swimming stuff.
It's Wednesday.

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If there's one thing I can't do,
then it's definitely swimming.

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Could you send them a note?

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I'm gonna send them a note saying,
"Ben is pretending to be ill".

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What if I really am ill and I die?

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Yeah, we'd be very upset,
but we'd learn to live with it.

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Now come on, get your swimming
stuff. Off you go.

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-You okay, Jake?
-JAKE: Yeah, not bad.

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Good.

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Good. Look, this, this bullying thing at
school. Is it just the one kid doing it?

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-I don't want to talk about it.
-But you have to talk about it.

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Dad, just chill, okay?

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I am chilled, it's just...

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PHONE RINGS

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-Hello? Oh, hi, Veronica.
-SUE: Karen!

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-Sue's in the middle of something. Can...

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KAREN: It's mine! Give it now!

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Is it? Sue? It's Veronica.

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SIGHS
SUE: Can I call her back?

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Can she call you back, Veronica?

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No, you can't, apparently.

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Oh, hi, Veronica. Yeah. Yeah,

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I did get it. It's just a bit
hectic here today.

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Yeah, well, can...
Did it have to be today? Only...

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Yeah, it does have to be today.
Okay, right.

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Who is Veronica?

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Veronica's a lady your mummy
works for part time. 16 days a week.

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-All right, bye!
-PETE: Come on, get your shoes on.

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One day they're gonna find
that woman dead in a lay-by

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with her BlackBerry
shoved down her throat.

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I just tried to chat to Jake about the
bullying thing, and he told me to chill.

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The school seemed to be
reasonably well across it.

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How can you tell? I was bullied for ages
And the school did nothing about it.

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Yeah, but that was
30 years ago and

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bullying was part of
the curriculum then.

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They're much hotter
about it now.

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There's very little to be
gained from just wading in.

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I'm not wading in.
I'm trying to check...

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What are you doing?
I've just stacked that.

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I know, but if you
put the bowls there

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and the mugs there and the glasses there,
they clean better.

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PETE: Where does it say bowls
have to go there?

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SUE: It doesn't say...

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PHONE RINGS

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It's just a fact.
Can somebody get that?

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And if it's for me,
can you take a message?

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-SUE: What are you doing?
-PETE: I'm putting a bowl there.

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SUE: Yes, but the
glasses go there. Look.

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Hello. Hello, Auntie Angela.

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Good. Is your hair
really that colour?

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Would you like me to print out your letter
of apology. Sorry, statement of regret?

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No. No, I'm still drafting it.
The Head can wait another day.

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It doesn't read as very
regretful, does it?

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And just signing it, "Your respectful
servant" that sounds sarcastic.

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-Good.
-Okay, wagons roll.

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I don't know, all this fuss over one
comment about one chubby boy.

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Yeah, that's what that
journalist said.

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Journalist? I thought the Head said that
you weren't supposed to speak to anyone.

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I didn't talk to him.

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He asked me some questions
and I refused to comment.

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But that's talking to him.
What if he prints it?

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He's not going to. I haven't
given him anything to print.

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-Which paper was it?
-The local rag.

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The one that's totally free and yet
somehow you still feel cheated.

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I think I've got bovine TB.

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I might give it to the
whole school if I...

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CLATTERING

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If I go swimming.

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Have you put your homework
in your book bag?

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The homework you did
for Mrs Baxter.

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Ben, you said you'd done it!

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AMPLIFIED
I know, but I haven't.

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PHONE RINGING
Why do I...

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You know the really stupid thing about
lying, Ben? It's pointless.

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Oh, hi, Veronica. No, I haven't
managed to make a start on it.

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The truth comes out
always, every time.

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-No, it doesn't.
-It does.

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What about murderers? They lie.

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-Some don't get caught.
-No, they always catch them.

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You're always saying
the police are useless.

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How can they catch murderers
if they're useless?

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This isn't about murderers, Ben.
It is about you. You need to understand...

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Come on, Dad, we don't
have time for this.

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What about Batman?
Does he lie?

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Yeah, but only to protect his secret
identity. It's not the same type of lie.

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-Oh, come on!
-SUE: You see, the thing is...

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JAKE: Karen, come on. Karen.
It's school time now. Out the door.

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PETE: You see, what Batman did
wasn't really lying, was it?

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PETE: It was just being
economical with the truth.

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BEN: No, he lied.

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No, I'm not saying
I can't do it.

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PETE: Only to protect
his secret identity.

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-It's going to be a very heavy day.
-PETE: It's for his job.

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But, crucially, he didn't
lie about his homework.

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You are going to have
an equally heavy day...

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PETE: Mind your feet.

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-No, he doesn't lie.
-Charming!

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She hung up on me.
I could murder her.

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BEN: Dad says you'll get caught.
SUE: Everybody happy?

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BEN: I'm going to be sick. Here it comes.
SUE: No, you're not.

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SUE: And don't force it.

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PETE: You're not gonna be sick.
BEN: Yes, I am.

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PETE: If you are, be
sick in your book bag.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello? Oh, hi, Veronica.

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-Daddy!
-Hello. Whoa! Up you come.

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Is it true that those people
really took pictures of fairies?

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-What people?
-Those people.

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Some people did take
pictures of fairies, yeah.

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But it was about 100 years ago,

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and then they all turned out to
be faked in the end.

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Why? Couldn't they find
any real fairies to photograph?

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Well, no...

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No, real fairies are very hard
to spot, aren't they?

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-Have you ever seen one?
-KAREN: I have. I saw two.

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I saw a real fairy with the tooth fairy
because she was having a new job

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and so she, so the other tooth fairy
was bringing her along to see...

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-Really?
-Show her what they do.

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That'd be a fairy on
work experience, wouldn't it?

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PETE: You're very lucky to see
that second fairy,

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'cause normally they'd just be doing
the photocopying or something.

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Who faked those photos?

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Well, actually,
it was some some little girls.

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You know what happened?
Everybody got very excited.

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Then they found
out that it was a trick.

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CREAK

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Because the truth will out,
Ben, you see? Always.

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-How was school?
-The nurse sent me home.

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-What?
-I said I was ill.

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She rang Mummy, and Mummy
came and picked me up.

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So you went to the nurse and
you said you were unwell

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and the nurse just sent you home
straight-away just like that?

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-Yeah, she's new.
-Right.

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Well, if you're so very ill, you'd better
go and have a lie-down.

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Yeah, I'm just gonna lie down on my bed
and watch Little Britain on the internet.

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No, you are not to watch
Little Britain on the internet.

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MAN ON RADIO: It's 5:27...

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PETE: I mean it, Ben!
Your not going on the internet.

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Stop telling me the time.

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-You okay?
-Yeah, I'm dandy.

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So the nurse sent
him home, did she?

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Yeah, quarter past ten,
dozy cow.

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He's been driving me
nuts all day.

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Veronica's been driving me nuts,
the computer's been driving me nuts,

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and now this is driving me nuts.

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Apart from that...
How was your day?

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Oh, middling.
How's Jake?

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-I don't know. He's not back yet.
-He's a bit late, isn't he?

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Is he? I suppose he is.

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Oh, the traffic's horrendous.
He's probably stuck on a bus or something.

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Yeah, that'll be it.
I spoke to Frank Morrison today.

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-Who's Frank Morrison?
-He's the head of IT. Shall I do that?

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Is that a genuine offer
or are you just saying that?

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The second one.

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Anyway, Frank Morrison, he's
got grown-up kids now

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but when they were little,

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he took them out of school for a
year and they went travelling.

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Said it was brilliant, and there was
no problem whatsoever apparently.

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-Do you think foxes go to heaven?
-Why do you ask?

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Because I saw a dead fox in the,
um, playing ground at school.

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PETE: It depends what kind
of life they've lived.

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I don't suppose the foxes that rip open
our bin bags are going to heaven.

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-If the Morrisons...
-SUE: The money will run out.

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It wouldn't have to
because I could work...

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Do you believe in God?

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Well, um...

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I don't know. I often ask
myself the same question.

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No, no, no. No, no. I want a...
I want a clear answer.

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Do you believe in God?

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I think people should be able to believe
whatever they want to believe.

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I know, I know that. But I want
to know what you believe.

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Do you believe in God?

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Right, well, um, okay.

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I think, probably,

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um, you know,
when I think about it,

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that there must be
some kind of...

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DOORBELL RINGS

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That'll be Jake.
Forgotten his keys again.

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-Mummy, do you believe in God?
-Mummy's unblocking the sink, darling.

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-Hello.
-Oh, hi, Angela.

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Dropping these off.
Spare keys to Dad's place.

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Come and have a cup of tea.

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-Um, well, I can't stop.
-Hi, Auntie Angela.

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-Hiya, Ben. You okay?
-I've got a bug.

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Oh. Well, you look quite healthy.

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-Yeah, it's one of the
symptoms, apparently.
-Ah.

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-Have you got any chocolate?
-Er...

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No. It'll be tea time soon.

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-SUE: Not at this rate it won't.
-ANGELA: Hiya.

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Isn't life too short to
be doing that?

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Oh, make yourself useful, Ange.
Get rid of that, will you?

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Do you believe in God,
Auntie Angela?

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Well, yes, I suppose
I do in a way.

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I mean, I suppose
that I believe that...

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God is everywhere in everything.

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He's in the sky and
in the sea and in...

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I'm so sorry, that was
so rude. Karen!

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No, no, no, she's fine. Leave her.
I'd no idea I was so boring.

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How you getting on, then,
with your dad?

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Yeah, good, fine.

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Getting used to his foibles.

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He started sorting through
the loft over and over again.

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SUE: That's a symptom, actually.

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I don't think everything he
does can be a symptom.

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I think that's probably
not the way to approach it.

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DOOR CLOSES

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Ah, there he is. Hi. How was school?

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All right.

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-Any problems?
-No.

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-Good. Your Auntie Angela's here.
-Hi, Auntie Angela.

230
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-SUE: Hi, darling. How was your day?
-All right.

231
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,400
All right's all right, isn't it?

232
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,640
Oh, what's for tea?

233
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,680
-I thought I'd send out, to be honest.
-Can we have Chinese?

234
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:45,800
-You're a bit late back.
-Oh, yeah, traffic was bad.

235
00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,080
I said it would be that.

236
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,080
But, you know, next time
you're running a bit late,

237
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,800
just give us a ring
on the old moby, eh?

238
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,640
-Yeah, sorry.
-That's all right.

239
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,520
Next time.

240
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:59,040
I'm a bit tired so I'm gonna,
you know, switch my brain off.

241
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,520
-He seems fine.
-Is he having problems?

242
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,680
No. No, no, just
normal boy stuff.

243
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,800
KAREN: Give it! It's mine!
BEN: No!

244
00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,040
-Your turn.
-Why don't I have a crack at the sink?

245
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,040
Your turn. Go now.

246
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:15,200
-It's mine! Give it now!
-No.

247
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,720
-Oi, you two.
-She started it.

248
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,680
-I haven't even asked who started it.
-But he called me a rude word.

249
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:24,120
He called me lezza,
which I don't like.

250
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,080
-He called me a lezza, which I don't like.
-No, I don't blame you...

251
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,240
And a toss-piece.

252
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,240
-I especially don't like lezza.
-No.

253
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,240
For your information,
lezza isn't a bad word.

254
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,040
It is a bad word, it is very unkind, and
you don't know what it means.

255
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,120
-I do. A lezza is a lady who likes...
-Ey!

256
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:45,200
-I don't want any more going on.
-Yes, but he kicked me.

257
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:49,760
-Did you kick her?
-But I thought she had knee protectors on.

258
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:54,240
How can you think that she's wearing knee
protectors? Look, you can see her knees.

259
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,600
And anyway, even if she did,
you don't kick her.

260
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,760
He charged at me with
a Frisbee and it hit me.

261
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:03,000
-Frisbees are not...
-Frisbees are more sharp.

262
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:06,240
KAREN: Because they have a
sharp end here.

263
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,760
And also they hurt when you do
that, and that one...

264
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,200
-Ben, you sit there.
And you on the stairs.
-Ow!

265
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,400
Now, I am going downstairs,

266
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:18,960
and you two are gonna stay ten feet
apart from each other, okay?

267
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,360
Now, do you think you
can do that?

268
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,080
PETE: Good.

269
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,720
KAREN: He called me a lezza.
BEN: She charged me with a fairy wand.

270
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,200
KAREN: No, no, no!
BEN: She started it!

271
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,320
PETE: Karen! Ben! Stop!

272
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,680
ANGELA: I mean, he hadn't wanted me
physically for ages,

273
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:39,160
but you kid yourself,
don't you, that's it's all okay...

274
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,320
And then you find out
you've been lied to

275
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,720
and the scales
fall from your eyes

276
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:48,440
and you realise that every
relationship is a lie!

277
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,120
-Yeah.
-Sorry, Jake.

278
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,360
SNIFFS
It's just come pouring out.

279
00:13:55,440 --> 00:14:02,080
I suppose I sensed it was over but
it's still a shock, isn't it?

280
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,800
I know, yeah.

281
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,400
Yeah. No. Well, but, no.

282
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,960
Veronica, you see, technically...

283
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,760
No, I can absolutely,

284
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,080
track down the
printer for you.

285
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,520
It's just... yeah?

286
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,120
No, it's just that it might...

287
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,080
It might not be in...

288
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,360
Just be friends!

289
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,960
Ten feet apart.

290
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,680
ANGELA: The worst part
is you feel so stupid.

291
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:36,560
I mean, you actually feel
ashamed. It's ridiculous, isn't it?

292
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:40,720
-You okay, Angela?
-Oh, it was so silly, Pete.

293
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,160
Jake and I were just chatting

294
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,920
and then it all came
pouring out of me!

295
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,440
SNIFFS
I mean, I've been
wanting to tell someone about...

296
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,560
Tell them what?

297
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,120
Trent and me...

298
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:57,960
Well... There is no Trent and me.

299
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,480
Oh. Right, I see.

300
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,960
-Trent needs more space.
-Right.

301
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,680
But Angela says that's just code for
seeing someone else.

302
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:09,960
SOBS

303
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,760
Yes. I know, Veronica.

304
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:19,520
I'm sure that Roger is being a complete
git, which makes more...

305
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:23,200
Yes, and I will do what
you want me to do.

306
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,320
It's just that if you keep ringing up

307
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,360
every half an hour to
see whether I've done it yet,

308
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,320
it's going to be a bit slower.

309
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:35,600
Do you get what I mean?
Excuse me a minute, Veronica.

310
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,760
-What you after?
-Brandy. Angela's crying.

311
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:43,360
-Trent's ditched her.
-Told you.

312
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:47,640
-Sue, your sister is crying.
-Oh, yeah, right.

313
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,040
Sorry.

314
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,280
I really thought he was the one.

315
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:04,080
-Has Granddad died?
-No, darling, Granddad's fine.

316
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,840
It's just something not very
nice happened to Auntie Angela

317
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,520
and she's being a
bit silly, that's all.

318
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,360
Oh...

319
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,200
D'you want to stay
and eat with us, Ange?

320
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,720
And, you know, if I'm honest,
we've been struggling for a while.

321
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,000
-KAREN: I don't want to eat that.
-There were a few issues.

322
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,720
And Trent and I are
both a bit volatile

323
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,000
so it was like fire meets fire
and that just makes...

324
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,040
More fire.

325
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,440
I tell you,
you two are so lucky.

326
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,400
What d'you mean by that?

327
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:53,480
Well, you're both so solid.

328
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,160
Well, I can be fiery.
I can be quite fiery.

329
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,960
It's just that I've learnt
how to control it.

330
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,000
PETE: Ha ha!

331
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,800
-SUE: What?
-Nothing.

332
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,720
Got another bottle.

333
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,160
You didn't exactly control it when you
shouted at that traffic warden, did you?

334
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,800
What's a Nazi?

335
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:16,280
A Nazi is a very
unpleasant person

336
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,360
who believes...

337
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:22,200
-Very unpleasant things.
-What things do they believe?

338
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:27,000
Well, Nazis think that they are
better than other people.

339
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,640
They didn't like anyone
who was different.

340
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:34,320
They didn't like people who were Jewish
and they didn't like people...

341
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,320
So you called that
traffic warden a Nazi

342
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,480
for all those things that he believed?

343
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,880
Well, no, he...
I was feeling very angry

344
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,560
and, very wrongly,

345
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,800
very wrongly, I called him...

346
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,880
-A Nazi rat-bag.
-Oh, not this again.

347
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,600
I mean, I was exaggerating a
little bit and I felt cross.

348
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,320
The Nazis were a group of Germans

349
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,320
who chased everybody
with machine guns

350
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:09,480
and they were led
by Adi Hitler.

351
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,440
Adi Hitler?

352
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,320
EVERYONE LAUGHS
Only to his mates, though, I guess...

353
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,280
Adolf.

354
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,160
-PETE: Hermie, and Jojo.
-KAREN: What's a rat-bag?

355
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,400
It's a bag where you
put rats in.

356
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,200
No, it isn't! It's a...
It's a rat.

357
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:26,920
And you use its tail
for the handle for the bag

358
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,520
and you put things inside it
and that keeps it,

359
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,760
and that's a rat-bag.

360
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,120
-You mean like a handbag?
-That's very creative, Karen.

361
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,640
Yeah.

362
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,120
Might get your mother
a Versace rat-bag.

363
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,440
BEN: Maybe it's an air-bag for a rat.

364
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,280
-PETE: What, if a rat was driving a car?
-BEN: Yeah.

365
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,720
That can be useful for Wind In The Willows

366
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,040
PETE: Can I ask you a question?

367
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,560
-KAREN: What?
-PETE: Are you eating or are you knitting?

368
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,240
-Both.
-PETE: Okay.

369
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:58,000
I'd better be making tracks.
I don't want Dad to worry.

370
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,560
He won't be. He knows you're
here. I phoned him.

371
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,240
-Yeah, but I don't like leaving him alone.
-All right, then.

372
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,920
Thank you, guys.
You've really cheered me up.

373
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,120
-Bye-bye.
-JAKE: Nice to see you.

374
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,520
And you, my love.
Oh, good luck with the plumbing.

375
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,880
Oh, that's defeated me.

376
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,320
I'm gonna get a nice Polish man
out in the morning.

377
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,680
You know, Trent and me,

378
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,600
l think perhaps it's a blessing.

379
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,640
I mean, if I was still with him
I'd never have come home

380
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,400
and this feels so right
for me now.

381
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:32,760
It feels so permanent.

382
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,440
Well, that's good.

383
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,480
Mm. And Trent's loss
is our gain.

384
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,640
-Thank you.
-PETE: Have a good trip home.

385
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,880
KAREN: Hey, Jake, come and
look at this. It's Ben.

386
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:58,640
-Ben hasn't got red hair.
-Yeah, but his head's on fire.

387
00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,760
Oh.

388
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,800
-I know that face.
-Well, admit it.

389
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,280
She's serious about sticking
around and looking after your dad.

390
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,280
-SUE: I suppose so.
-PETE: She's coping really well.

391
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,520
Which means that the burden is

392
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,920
taken off your shoulders and
also means that we are free.

393
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,600
As soon as we sell the
children to Angelina Jolie.

394
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:23,640
You have to learn
how to accept good news.

395
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,920
Yeah, suppose so.

396
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:31,120
-Eurgh, yuck.
-Yes?

397
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,480
-Can we help you?
-Yes.

398
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:37,040
I'm feeling poorly.

399
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,400
In what way poorly?

400
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,280
I'm beneath the weather.

401
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,720
In what way beneath
the weather?

402
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:48,600
I've got toothache,
backache, headache, face-ache...

403
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,800
-Excellent.
-Why is it excellent?

404
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,280
Not excellent. Bad.

405
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,400
I might be too ill to
go to school tomorrow.

406
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,240
Maybe I need some medicine.

407
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,080
No, my darling, I know
what you need.

408
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,320
-What do I need?
-Acting lessons. Up you go.

409
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:08,000
SUE: Karen! Bath! Bath time!

410
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,720
-You okay?
-Fine.

411
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,960
Fancy a kick-about?

412
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,280
-Mm, d'you mind if we don't right now?
-No, that's fine.

413
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,360
-So today was all right, was it?
-Yeah. Fine.

414
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,200
MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

415
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:30,640
I've got a new mobile phone
so we need to load the number into yours.

416
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,520
We can do that later, can't we?

417
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,360
We can do it now. Come on, it won't take
a minute. Where's your mobile?

418
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,840
-I haven't got it.
-You've lost your mobile phone?

419
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,640
No, I haven't lost it.
I know where it is.

420
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,480
Well, where is it?

421
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,040
Someone's got it.

422
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,960
That boy's stolen your
mobile phone off you.

423
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,600
No, it's not stealing, is it?
I know where it is.

424
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,280
The school said they would
deal with it. I'm gonna go in there...

425
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,520
No, Dad, no, please.
Dad, don't, please.

426
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,040
Please, Dad, please, Dad.
Please don't.

427
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,200
Don't do anything.
I can handle it. Please.

428
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,040
It has to be sorted out, Jake.

429
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:09,920
-Yeah, I know. It's just...
-Just what?

430
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,640
Every time you try to sort
things out,

431
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:17,000
nearly every time,
you make it worse.

432
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,560
I'm sorry, but it's the truth.

433
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:32,280
SUE: Here we go, then.
You're my lunch.

434
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:35,000
"You're my lunch"!
Roared the hungry alligator.

435
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,240
"I'll eat half of you now and
I'll save the rest till later".

436
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,800
KAREN: No, no, no! No, no!
You don't read it like that.

437
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,120
Read it how Daddy reads it,

438
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:48,560
like, like, like, like,
like in different voices like...

439
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,600
I've only just started.
Wait and see what I give you.

440
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:56,240
But that's not
how the alligator speaks.

441
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,280
Yes, but it is...

442
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,760
What Daddy does is he does,

443
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:03,400
"You're my lunch"!
And he does different...

444
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,760
-What, like, he's a Welsh alligator?
-No, he does...

445
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:09,080
WELSH ACCENT "You're
my lunch"! Roared the hungry alligator.

446
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,200
-No, because he doesn't do that.
-Well...

447
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,680
He does it in a
different sort of voice.

448
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,760
Okay, then, I will.
Just give me a chance.

449
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,800
'Cause I haven't got very
far in yet, have I?

450
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:23,120
Let's just see if I can
rise to Daddy's lofty heights.

451
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,880
But Daddy does it
in like a really...

452
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,360
Well, perhaps we
should get Daddy.

453
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,880
Daddy's busy, 'cause Daddy's
downstairs watching the television

454
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,720
so I am reading the story

455
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,200
and if you would like me to read

456
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,840
Percy The Puffin, then
this is how it's going to be.

457
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,120
HIGH-PITCHED "You're my lunch"!
Roared the hungry alligator.

458
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,680
No, no, no.

459
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,040
"I'll eat half of you now
and save the rest till later".

460
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,200
"Well, you can't eat me",
said Charlie the...

461
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,840
Daddy does them like...

462
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,600
PHONE RINGS

463
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,080
No, not me. You can't eat me.

464
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,520
HIGH-PITCHED No, not me.
You can't eat me.

465
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,600
Does he? Does he?
Good old Daddy.

466
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,520
"Oh, bother"! Said
the hungry alligator.

467
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,240
Mum! Veronica's on the phone.

468
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,400
SUE: Can you tell her I'll call her back?

469
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,320
She says she's gonna call you back.

470
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,280
Pillock.

471
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,440
Pillock.

472
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,880
Git.

473
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,640
Vanessa Feltz.

474
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,320
-Okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.

475
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,520
What age do your children start
thinking of you as incompetent?

476
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,720
Oh, I don't know. Three? Two?

477
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,560
Better go and ring the witch.

478
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,880
Prat.

479
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,520
You know nothing
about the weather.

480
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,800
BEN: I feel sick!

481
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,160
I've given you a bowl!

482
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,160
Oh, hi, Veronica. It's Sue.

483
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:57,400
Yeah, look. Um, I've managed
to track down a supplier for this printer,

484
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,200
and I can put in an order tomorrow

485
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,960
and I can get a 12 percent
discount on anything over ten

486
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,960
and a 17 percent discount
on anything over 50.

487
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,160
So how many d'you reckon
we're going to need?

488
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,560
One.

489
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,880
Right, so this isn't for all the offices?

490
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,920
This is for you at home?

491
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,640
No one cares. No one cares.

492
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,680
You know you talked to
a reporter yesterday.

493
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,920
Mm-hm.

494
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,640
Did he ask you why the school
wanted you to apologise?

495
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:35,680
Yeah, but I didn't give him an answer.
I just said... I don't know.

496
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,880
I just told him he'd be
better off asking the school.

497
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,800
Something non-committal like that.

498
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:50,960
"l don't know why I should
apologise", says race-row teacher.

499
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:56,040
Yeah, the thing is I presumed that the
printer was part of the office refit

500
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,200
rather than for your own personal use

501
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,040
and so that sort of
begs the question

502
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:06,360
whether me chasing after it all day was
in fact the best use of my time.

503
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,880
Anti-lslamic jibe?

504
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:12,040
I made a joke at the expense of a fat kid
who happened to be Turkish.

505
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,640
Your Head told you not to talk
to the papers, didn't he?

506
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,880
"Under no absolutely no
circumstances whatsoever",

507
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,720
is what he actually said.

508
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,760
That's just a huge cock-up,
then, isn't it?

509
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,360
Oh, it is the mother
of all cock-ups.

510
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,480
The journalist has just
twisted everything I said.

511
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,400
They are known for that,
aren't they?

512
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:35,320
Well, still, it is only the local rag.
Your Headmaster might not even see it.

513
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,720
He is gonna go absolutely...

514
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,480
Well, that went as well
as could be expected.

515
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,800
-Eh?
-I've just put down a marker for Veronica.

516
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,520
I told her that she wasn't
respecting the fact that I was part time

517
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,840
and she said that she was

518
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,640
and I said that all her phone calls and
emails at all the hours God sends

519
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,240
were interfering with
my family life,

520
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,720
and she said that wasn't her
problem and l said,

521
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,920
"Well, it is now" and then I resigned.

522
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,800
-That was the marker you put down.
-Yeah.

523
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,880
-Your resignation?
-Yeah. It's great, isn't it?

524
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,440
Only I didn't use the word
resignation, I used lots of shorter words.

525
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:09,880
You all right, Jake?

526
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,160
Shouldn't you be
doing your homework?

527
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,600
No, I want to watch this.

528
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,000
I think we should
have a drink to celebrate.

529
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,680
We don't need the money
that she's giving me, do we?

530
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,960
SUE: We can cope financially as long
as you're pulling in a wage.

531
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,560
SUE: D'you know what?
I've been thinking.

532
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,120
SUE: And I think we should do
that world trip idea of yours.

533
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,840
SUE: I mean, I've got to stop
seeing bear traps everywhere.

534
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,480
SUE: We could rent this house out

535
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,480
SUE: while we're away and you could
teach while we're on the road.

536
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,320
SUE: I mean, it's easy.

537
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,480
SUE: You just need to get
a reference from the school.

538
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:46,840
-Ya-hey! I'm free!
-Er, Mum?

539
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,760
PHONE RINGS

540
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,800
I bet that will be Veronica
begging me to reconsider.

541
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,920
I bet it isn't.

542
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,800
Tomorrow

543
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,520
I've said this time and time again that
I'm going to leave home
and now I really am.

544
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,880
Isn't this nice, wine, and my
grown-up son at the table...

545
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,200
and wine, and...

546
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,400
I wake up at 3 o'clock this morning

547
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,880
and he was in the garden,
putting bottles into boxes.

548
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,480
You can't just do things like this

549
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,240
and think that you're going
to get away with it.

550
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,240
-Suze...
-Everything's under control.

551
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,800
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