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  1. I can ride my bike with both handlebars
  2. Both handlebars
  3. Both handlebars
  4.  
  5. I can ride my bike with both handlebars
  6. Both handlebars
  7. Both handlebars
  8.  
  9. Look at me, look at me
  10. hands in the air like it's good to be
  11. ALIVE
  12. and I'm a 1337 gamer
  13. even when the game gets tough
  14. I can show you how to kill that dude
  15. I can show you how to slash a zombie
  16. I can take apart my computer
  17. And I can put it back together with my eyes closed
  18. I can unknot my console cords
  19. I can tell you about Gold Roger
  20. I know all the words to "We are"
  21. And "I'm Proud to be on the high score board"
  22. Me and my friend saw a dragon
  23. Me and my friend made an entire world
  24. And guess how long it took
  25. I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
  26.  
  27. I can keep rhythm with my Mario
  28. My Mario
  29. My Mario
  30.  
  31. I can see your face when you get pwnd
  32. When you get pwnd
  33. When you get pwnd
  34.  
  35. Look at me
  36. Look at me
  37. Just called to say that it's good to be
  38. ALIVE
  39. In such a small world
  40. All curled up with a book to read
  41. I can make money open up a computer store
  42. I can make a living off a 40 year old
  43. I can design a game engine in 24
  44. TB's of .flacs on my new hard drives
  45. I can make new healing spells
  46. I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
  47. I know how to run a business
  48. And I can make you wanna buy a sword
  49. Pirates, samurai, and the classic Knights
  50. Me and my friends will rule the future
  51. I cast the strings that control the systems
  52. I can do anything with no assistance
  53. I can lead a raid with my microphone
  54. With my microphone
  55. With my microphone
  56. I can split the atoms of a molecule
  57. Of a molecule
  58. Of a molecule
  59.  
  60. Look at me
  61. Look at me
  62. Thriving and I won't stop
  63. And it feels so good to be
  64. Alive and on top
  65. My reach is global
  66. My guild is secure
  67. My cause is noble
  68. My power is pure
  69. I can send out a million healers
  70. Or let'em all die in exasperation
  71. Have'em all rid of their cursed rings
  72. Have'em all killed by my assassin
  73. I can make anybody get banned
  74. Just because I don't like'em and
  75. I can do anything without permission
  76. I have it all under my command
  77. I can guide a rocket via telepathy
  78. Via telepathy
  79. Via telepathy
  80. and I can hit the target without my scope
  81. without my scope
  82. without my scope
  83. and I can end this world in a lolocaust
  84. In a lolocaust
  85. In a lolocaust
  86. In a lolocaust
  87. In a lolocaust
  88. In a lolocaust
  89.  
  90. I can ride my bike with both handlebars
  91. Both handle bars
  92. Both handlebars
  93.  
  94. I can ride my bike with both handlebars
  95. Both handlebars
  96. Both handlebars 
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