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- If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
- you'd be in the hospital or infirmary
- cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
- if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.
- wellys they are wonderful
- wellys they are swell cause they keep out the water
- and they keep in the smell.
- and when yur sittin' in a room
- you can always tell when some bugger takes aff his wellys.
- If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
- you'd be in the hospital or infirmary
- cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
- if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.
- Or when your out walkin' in the country wae a bird
- and your strollin' over fields just like a farmers herd
- and somebody shouts keep aff the grass
- and you think how obsurd
- and Squelch you find why farmers all wear wellys
- If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
- you'd be in the hospital or infirmary
- cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
- if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.
- theres fishermen and firemen theres farmers an all
- men out diggin' ditches and workin' in the snow
- this country it wid grind to a halt and no a thing wid grow
- if it wisnae fur the workers in their wellys.
- If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
- you'd be in the hospital or infirmary
- cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
- if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.
- now Edward Heath and wilson
- they hivnae made a hit
- they are ruinin' this country
- mare than just a bit
- if they keep on the way their goin'
- we'll all be in the sh!t
- so you better git your feet in your wellys.
- If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
- you'd be in the hospital or infirmary
- cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
- if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.
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