Ricky's got a 2 inch dicky
he wants cexy baby 09 to sneak up and take him from behind
because he's secretly gay and much to his dismay he cant accept that he's that way no he cant accept that he's that way

he takes shirtless photos like blatant homos
he relies on dc8 because he wants them to date
because hes secretly gay and much to his dismay he cant accept that hes that way no he cant accept that he's that way.

Ricky's favorite age is 16 because the girl looks so lean
unmature is his preference because hes on the fence
because hes secretly gay and much to his dismay he cant accept that hes that way no he cant accept that he's that way.

Ricky buys glowing bracelets for edm so that he can be tied up for bdsm
by a bunch of horny emo men who listen to skrillex again and again
because hes secretly gay and much to his dismay he cant accept that hes that way no he cant accept that he's that way.

Ricky plays call of duty cuz he wants it in his booty
he wears his boxers backwards for easy access in order to get dick in excess
because hes secretly gay and much to his dismay he cant accept that hes that way no he cant accept that he's that way.

Ricky's catch phrase "Dang bud" comes from a dude droppin his pants
Ricky's jaw dropped and he took hold of the chance...
Quite literally
because hes secretly gay and much to his dismay he cant accept that hes that way no he cant accept that he's that way.