plot twist, harry wakes up, welcome back says the doctor, you’ve been in a coma for 8 years, you ran face first into a wall,

deletes your messages off my phone to symbolically delete you out of my life,

if unvaccinated kids wores pants would they wear them, like this, or like this,

how’s life, I’m not very good at it, but it doesn’t matter,

when the beat drops and the 3 percent african you found out about on ancestry dot com comes out,

people who back into parking spots just want attention,

family dinner,

someone, eats, stalin, wait, that’s illegal,

bork, jesus you did me the real big frighten,

little girl mistakes water heater for robot welcomes it to earth hugs it is great,

me, uses facts and logic to prove that vaccines are good for you, anti-vaxxers, stop violating me with your different opinion,

airport worker, sorry but liquids aren’t allowed, me, drinking a bottle of shampoo in one gulp, airport worker,

youtubers, a 15,000 dollar gaming computer with 64 gigabytes ram, fortnite,

Lol I didn’t know japan had a youtube channel, trap nation,

being happy in life, remembering that I have school on monday,

I’m not surprised jeff bezos started seeing a woman who was close with his wife, classic amazon if you like this here’s something similar you might like,

whoever designed these lego bags deserves a pay rise,

hashtag 10 year challenge, year 7 to uni, let me see your ears,

me, signs into my google account on a new device, google, wait, that’s illegal,

some say that andrew garfield was the best spider man, some say it’s tom holland, but deep down we all know that han solo and shrek have the same outfit,

easy to swallow pills, minecraft has more monthly players than fortnite,

man spends whole day dreading fun activity he signed up for, me irl,

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, they used phillips head screws,

air from BTS concert, air is from front row, rare air, 11,250 dollars,

if you don’t know the difference between there their and they’re your a idiot, ironic,

what if we used 0 percent of the brain, why fortnite is game of the year 2018 already,

when you’re extinct but fuel made from your dead body is responsible for the destruction of the entire planet,

hey 7 news I have a scoop, hi michael would you mind telling us the details, ice cream scoop,

when you try signing up for a website and get a message saying you already have an account, I have no memory of this place,

send me pussy, vegina, vagina you mean, your toilet body part, he is speaking the language of gods,

I just realized when your phone autocorrects to ducking it means crouching down and has nothing to do with ducks, how did I forget that was a real word,

source 1,

I can be in my bed and still be busy you know, busy gathering strength,

go boy chase the ball, heh heh stupid dog, go son, create an ethical system under capitalism, heh heh stupid kid,

hey man it’s been a long time how are you doing, me, listen I need a favor,

dang girl if you weren’t a figment of my imagination I’d want to have your baby,

good night, say it back,

holds door open for male friend, ladies first, third grade nibbas,

would you like to add extra cheese for only 198 dollars,

headphones with wires have saved millions of phones from hitting the ground,

husband, honey where is our puppy, wife, she’s out with that black lab again, husband, slams paws, what,

man attacks lion and tickles his nuts, anyone else on a random video streak, no I intentionally searched for man attacks lion and tickles his nuts,

breaking news, donald trump on iraq tell eye-cis do the stanky leg, mike pence, ice is gay it’s just boner water,

you’re now chatting with a random stranger, say hi, you both like meemes, you, sla doesn’t have an image editing software, stranger, sal, you, so he goes on omegle but he meets you a person who does not understand the meeme instead, making you tonight’s biggest loser, you have disconnected, destruction 100,

into radio, hello chief, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

swedish TV accidentally puts subtitles from a kid’s show over a political debate and it’s brilliant, I will build the best sand castle in the galaxy, he’s got my vote,

website, this video is not available in your country, my VPN, this is america,

have y’all ever seen a pancake on a rabbit lmao,

when the idiot behind is following too closely but they have no idea you were an expert on mario kart,

when you remove your dog’s balls but it’s still able to pee, hmm,

soldier, has rash on leg, civil war doctor,

how do make tuna salad, what, where buy tuna salad, grandma this isn’t google, this is texting, mayonnaise, old people 100,

sasuke, literally everyone,

so I heard you were interested in a modelling career,

sal doesn’t have any arms to choke sasuke with making him tonight’s biggest loser,

every US president’s favorite chair, I bet kennedy doesn’t like convertibles now,

shaggy, also shaggy, surprise you fucking moron it’s still fucking shaggy,

if an egg can get 34 million likes how many can we get this pic,

pikachu look out there’s a creeper, oh no, he has his airpods in,

eddit, r, esponsibilities,

hero, I can’t get any stronger, it’s impossible, mentor, you can do it if you just believe it in your heart, hero, shit negro that’s all you had to say,

turning your monitor around to find the USB port, googling a picture of the back of your monitor to find the USB port,

when you find someone who is just as dead inside as you are,

me, signs in on a different device, google,

man put them greens in her ass and let’s go I got places to be,

just saw on facebook that a girl I went to high school with married some guy despite writing love you 4 eva in my yearbook and not talking to me for the last 15 years, real nice brenda,

when the ride isn’t even over yet and you already want to speak to the manager,

french government, slightly annoys the people, french people,

well fuck, we’ll, speech 100,

soulja boy, apple developers, soulja pod blueprints,

FBI, we need to start updating our facial recognition database, facebook, we could do a 10 year challenge and users will do it for you, FBI,

are you just gonna scroll past without saying howdy,

me, sees dope meeme, my brain, releases dope-a-meeme,

how come this otter looks like he’s about to guide me on a quest,

kids after they win a game, ez,

australia, emus, emus,

dog saves owner’s life by lying on him for 24 hours in the freezing cold, a michigan man who slipped and broke his neck outdoors in freezing conditions survived lying in snow for nearly 24 hours thanks to his dog who kept him warm through the night and barked the help,

be careful who you call ugly in middle school, was 79 dollars and 99 cents, now 79 dollars and 99 cents,

in finnish these are called pyykkipojat which translates literally as laundry boys, laundry boys, laundry boys,

vaping is less harmful than cigarettes, teens, nicotine addiction,

how I’mma propose to my future wife,

when the cold butter rips apart your bread, I have a question, for god, why,

just at work, tripping on acid,

when the class average for a test was 90 percent but you got a 9 percent, do not break down,

it may not look like it but ya boy going through a lot right now,

teacher, nobody going to lunch until everyone be quiet, fourth grade me, everybody shut the fuck up,

aliens, we should check earth for intelligent forms of life, earth, a bowl of hennessy for my new goldfish,

oh fuckles, I forgot to pick up carl,

dutch people going for a walk like,

jesus, man cannot live on bread alone, france,

emergency alert, flash flood warning this area til 8:45 PM, avoid flood areas,

making fun of your partner can make your relationship stronger according to study, at blake lively listen here idiot,

2018, did you have good year, yes, what did it cost, everything,

thanos, snaps finger, spiderman, dies, marvel, makes a new spiderman movie, thanos, am I a joke to you,

netflix, are you still watching, me, x-files theme playing,

no one, fish in grocery stores,

when you’re winning the argument with facts and they start attacking you personally instead of addressing the topic,

man gets tired of sitting in traffic hacks into electronic billboard to stream porn, they think you’re some kind of god,

what the fuck my uber driver doin’ lmfao, meet at the pickup point,

10 year challenge, pika chew,

I made facebook, I made apple, I made microsoft, bitches please I made scramble egg without moms help,

fans, sports games releasing the same game every year but changing the number,

my space tom, 2008, 2018,

me and my friends, our shitty group project,

when you’re home alone and you hear someone say zoinks scoob from downstairs, current objective, survive,

omg watch out titanic the iceberg is coming, oh no it has air pods in it can’t hear us,

after sex fortnite session, actually quantum mechanics forbids this,

heh not bad thanos man, you made me use 10 percent of my power,

I legit could not believe my eyes when this taxi came to pick me up last night, you better fuckin believe I hopped in, fake taxi,

cute doggo, exists, me,

me to the teacher, will I be punished for something I didn’t do, teacher, no why, me, I didn’t do the homework, outstanding move,

studying throughout the year, studying the day before the exam, studying during the exam, studying after the exam,

that’s why babies are born without teeth,

I forgot, I 4-got,

cookies, grandma, me,

teachers, students who pack up 10 seconds early,

I said sicko mode or mo bamba,

when 4:20 rolls around but your phone is at 68 percent, we were on the verge of greatness, we were this close,

students, today we’ll watch a movie, make sure to take notes,

remember this kid, this is him now,

417, no smoking, 418, no smoking,  419, no smoking,  420, 421, no smoking, 422, no smoking,

the instagram comments section since the instagram likes record was broken, at world record tangerine, at world record basketball, at world record pickle, at world record potato, at world record avocado, at world record orange, me,

when you make a meeme in europe, looks like I’m about to break the law,

upon opening up the treadmill his crimes were revealed,

she cheated on me so I keyed her car, bitch cheated on wolverine,

6 pm, 8:20 pm,

shrek and han solo dress the same, me, normal conversation,

spongebob I see him, what where, what’s he doing, uh he’s just standing there menacingly,

this is why I hate video games it appeals to the male fantasy, how long would you like to sleep, 8 hours,

mom, because I said so, logic,

hentai, pearl harbor,

when you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table, you, your brother, the guest, android apps, allow calculator to make and manage phone calls,

mister krabs, the trucks coming, oh my god he has soulja-pods USB bluetooth ear hook control button in, he can’t hear us, oh my god,

ottoman empire 1518, ottoman empire 1918,

when your waitress says enjoy your food and you say you too,

really good, still single, ha-ha who’s that, looks like he’s having trouble, oh that’s you trying to climb out the friend zone,

luke wait, I forgot to tell you your father is darth vader and he is going to chop your arm off, fuck, wearing airpods he is,

me when she messages wanna smash, me when she messages wanna smash, you can play as donkey kong,

successful people, unsuccessful people, people who give your pens back,

facebook trying to win back the youth with upcoming lol app focused on funny videos and gifs, how do you do fellow kids,

fortnite players, gaming community, you people are a circus,

when you use the word thus in an essay,

cell phone charging station, NSA, you know you want to try it,

when it’s january 18th but no one is talking about the 148th anniversary of the unification of the german states, sad prussian noises,

where’s my fucking super suit,

wait, that’s illegal,