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  1. >Play CounterStrike Source
  2. >Play on the Counter terrorist team
  3. >Have one middle aged black guy in my team
  4. >He says "I'm gonna kill some hos in this motherfucker"
  5. >One guy on the terrorist team says "Is that a nigger that I hear?"
  6. >Suddenly all hell breaks loose
  7. >He says "Man, I'll stomp your little pasty white ass, come get some, bitch."
  8. >The entire Terrorist team joins and starts making fun of the black guy
  9. >Black guy says "I'LL SMOKE YOU ALL, YOU PUSSY ASS WHITE BOYS COMING ON THAT BULLSHIT, COME GET SOME."
  10. >The Black guy charges to their base
  11. >Believe the terrorist team would rape him quick
  12. >Witness a Black Rambo in the making as he begins gunning them down while saying "YALL GOT ME PUMPED AND MY DICK HARD, I WANNA SMOKE YOU CRACKAS WITH THIS CLIP, BABY!
  13. >Hear "Counter terrorist win"
  14. >Realize that he just took on the whole fucking terrorist team with ease
  15. >Black guy says "I TOLD YA THAT I WOULD KILL YOU, NOW IF YOU WANNA TALK MORE SHIT, WHERE DO YOU LIVE, GIVE ME A FUCKING ADDRESS, HOS. I AIN'T HEARING THAT PUNK SHIT, MEET ME SOMEWHERE. I GOT A REAL CLIP IN THIS GUN, MOTHERFUCKA."
  16. >None of the terrorist team talk and simply ignore what he's saying
  17. >Black guy says "THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, CUZ I'VE BEEN IN THE MARINES FOR 10 GODAMN YEARS, I'D SMOKE YA AND YOUR PUSSY ASS FAMILY, MY WHOLE FAMILY IS ON THE POLICE FORCE, WE WOULD SPRAY YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND FRAME YOU AS THE SUSPECT, BITCH. YOU WOULD GO TO PRISON FOR LIFE AND GET POPPED WITH BLACK DICKS IN YOUR WHITE ASS, FAGGOT."
  18. >The terrorist team begins to break apart with members leaving and being simply scared of him
  19. >My face during the whole thing
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