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- kinkystar21 has joined the chat
- sweetsoulbro: Good evening.
- kinkystar21: hey
- sweetsoulbro: How are you?
- kinkystar21: ok i guesss kinda sad
- sweetsoulbro: And why are you sad?
- kinkystar21: because i got mi credit card stolen
- kinkystar21: now i cant get the credz i wanted
- sweetsoulbro: Ouch.
- kinkystar21: i kno rite
- sweetsoulbro: You should be more worried about creds if that was stolen.
- kinkystar21: ikr
- kinkystar21: they say my new one come next week
- sweetsoulbro: What does IKR mean?
- sweetsoulbro: People keep saying this to me.
- sweetsoulbro: But I'm lost as a motherfucker.
- kinkystar21: and i asked everyone if they could get them but they said no ill pay them back
- kinkystar21: it means i kno rite
- kinkystar21: lol
- sweetsoulbro: That's going to drive me insane..
- sweetsoulbro: The lack of Punctuation, capitalizaton, and misspelling..
- kinkystar21: lol
- kinkystar21: sorry
- sweetsoulbro: -_- It's fine..just..please..can you keep it to a minimum?
- kinkystar21: yes.
- kinkystar21: would you please do me a favor?
- sweetsoulbro: Sure.
- kinkystar21: can you please send me 10,000 credits please ?
- sweetsoulbro: Nope.jpg
- kinkystar21: when my credit card come i promise to pay them back
- sweetsoulbro: Ha. HAHAHAH.
- sweetsoulbro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- sweetsoulbro: Oh, that's rich.
- sweetsoulbro: No, I'm not going to do that.
- kinkystar21: ok.
- sweetsoulbro: Now, would you like to know why?
- kinkystar21: why?
- sweetsoulbro: I'm glad you asked! First reason is that I've literally known you for four minutes.
- kinkystar21: ok
- sweetsoulbro: Secondly. This is quite obviously a scam it's not even funny. What do you take me for?
- sweetsoulbro: ANd I'm abit insulted you'd try and pull such an obvious scam on me.
- kinkystar21: ok
- sweetsoulbro: Thirdly, I don't even have 10,000 credits to give you, if I /was/ that dumb.
- sweetsoulbro: You know what?
- sweetsoulbro: I'll give them to you. I'll pull the money out of my bank account.
- sweetsoulbro: But I'm going to need a phone number, address, two proofs of government ID, and naked pictures of you.
- sweetsoulbro: Timestamped, of course.
- kinkystar21: what?
- kinkystar21: omg your crazy!
- sweetsoulbro: Am I?
- kinkystar21: yes
- kinkystar21: i said im going to pay you back
- kinkystar21: i will give you my email
- sweetsoulbro: Email is too disposable.
- sweetsoulbro: I'll need something more concrete.
- kinkystar21: my number
- sweetsoulbro: And address.
- kinkystar21: i dont give my adress out
- kinkystar21: that is to personal
- sweetsoulbro: Giving money is personal for me.
- kinkystar21: ok
- sweetsoulbro: I'll get by with timestamped naked pictures, though.
- kinkystar21: i dont do those but i'll give you my phone number and adress.
- sweetsoulbro: Got to give me some incintive.
- sweetsoulbro: Alright, I'm listening.
- sweetsoulbro: ANd I will be calling these numbers.
- kinkystar21kinkystar21 Whisper: ok.
- kinkystar21: 678 256 3158
- sweetsoulbro: *Chuckels*
- sweetsoulbro: That's a fake number.
- sweetsoulbro: Want to know how I know?
- kinkystar21: no call it
- sweetsoulbro: That number is a Georgia Area code.
- sweetsoulbro: And it says you're in Louisanna.
- kinkystar21: actually im from louisianna
- sweetsoulbro: Nope.
- kinkystar21: well ok sir that is fine.
- sweetsoulbro: I called it. Says the number doesn't exist.
- kinkystar21: dont send them i really need them but if you dont want to then fine.
- sweetsoulbro: Oh, I'm more willing to
- sweetsoulbro: I'm more than*
- sweetsoulbro: But I'm going to need some actual verification.
- sweetsoulbro: And seeing as how you gave me a fake number.
- sweetsoulbro: That's a strike aginst you.
- kinkystar21: that number is not fake
- kinkystar21: call it again
- kinkystar21: ohh sorry
- kinkystar21: its 770
- kinkystar21: my bad.
- kinkystar21: 770 256 3158
- sweetsoulbro: Answer the phone.
- kinkystar21: sir.
- sweetsoulbro: Mail order?
- kinkystar21: you are wasting my time
- sweetsoulbro: Am I?
- sweetsoulbro: I called the number twice.
- kinkystar21: if you arent gonna send it just say it.
- sweetsoulbro: But I am!
- sweetsoulbro: I just need verification!
- kinkystar21: heres my adress
- sweetsoulbro: I need a number, first.
- kinkystar21: 506rustic ridge circle
- kinkystar21: lawrenceville swannee
- kinkystar21: ga
- kinkystar21: are you happy
- sweetsoulbro: ...
- sweetsoulbro: You've got to be kidding me.
- sweetsoulbro: Jenny? Is this you?
- sweetsoulbro: Jenny?
- kinkystar21: does it say that on my adress
- kinkystar21: huh?!
- sweetsoulbro: No, I know the person who lives there.
- sweetsoulbro: So far, you've given me an address of one of my closest friends, which was just bad luck for you, and a fake number.
- sweetsoulbro: Well, a real number, but one that isn't being answered.
- kinkystar21: ok.
- kinkystar21: you know what
- kinkystar21: ?
- sweetsoulbro: All I want is some verification.
- kinkystar21: do you want me to leave?
- sweetsoulbro: Is that too much to ask?
- sweetsoulbro: No! I don't.
- sweetsoulbro: I want the truth!
- kinkystar21: well would you please send them?
- sweetsoulbro: I would, if I get your number(One that you'll answer), and your real address.
- kinkystar21: you can only have my number
- sweetsoulbro: And why not your address?
- kinkystar21: because i dont trust giving that out
- kinkystar21: .
- sweetsoulbro: So you give me a fake address in hopes I won't check? But sure, let me have your number.
- kinkystar21: i will answer.
- sweetsoulbro: ANd of all the places, you give me Jenny's address.
- kinkystar21: do you know jenny pirkle?
- sweetsoulbro: Wrong Jenny.
- sweetsoulbro: But your number.
- kinkystar21: ?
- sweetsoulbro: Pirkle isn't her last name.
- kinkystar21: holdon please.
- sweetsoulbro: Holding!
- kinkystar21: 4702166576
- kinkystar21: now call
- kinkystar21: call!
- sweetsoulbro: Give me one second
- kinkystar21: ok.
- sweetsoulbro: Apple
- sweetsoulbro: candystarbrightness!
- sweetsoulbro: Winderfulshotgunblower
- kinkystar21: so you lied?
- sweetsoulbro: Nope.
- kinkystar21: its fine.
- kinkystar21: dont worry about it i will get some one else to get them.
- kinkystar21: since you lied.
- sweetsoulbro: If you're so sure I lied, then I'll just put my card awy then.
- kinkystar21: ok.
- kinkystar21: please get them
- sweetsoulbro: No, i'm lying.
- kinkystar21: im begging!
- sweetsoulbro: You condemed me to a liar.
- kinkystar21: are you?
- sweetsoulbro: Why would I grant credits to someone who had no faith in me.
- sweetsoulbro: Particuarly after all that?
- kinkystar21: because you put me through all of those questions
- sweetsoulbro: And?
- sweetsoulbro: And as I was setting up things to buy, you called me a liar.
- sweetsoulbro: I'm insulted.
- sweetsoulbro: And hurt.
- kinkystar21: im sorry.
- sweetsoulbro: Are you really?
- kinkystar21: yes.
- sweetsoulbro: Well, how can truly know that?
- sweetsoulbro: Do you have a camera?
- kinkystar21: yes.
- kinkystar21: but it is broke.
- sweetsoulbro: Take three clothed timestamped pictures
- sweetsoulbro: Ah
- sweetsoulbro: Oh well.
- sweetsoulbro: Guess there's no way for me to get my faith back in you since your camera's broken.
- kinkystar21: do do you want pics off my camera?
- kinkystar21: computer*
- sweetsoulbro: No, I want a timestamped picture of you.
- sweetsoulbro: Timestamping is when you write the date and time of what it currently is, when you take the picture.
- kinkystar21: i know that.
- sweetsoulbro: Ah, alright.
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