Heart for Homare-chan

p1
>February Edition: Heart for Homare-chan!
>Aah, Homare-san is so stylish and cool.
>If she would only become a Precure~

>You sure do love Homare-san, don't you, Hana-chan!
>Y-Yeah... Well, rather than love, I'd just like to be friends with her...

>No, that's a lie!
>You want to become her girlfriend, right?
>Eh...?

>You want her to hug yoooou~ like you do with Hugtan, right?
>Hana-ta~~~n
>Wh-Wh-What are you saying, Saaya-chan?

p2
>Don't worry, Saaya the angel will take care of it!
>I'll be your cupid of love!

>And if she becomes a Precure on top of that, it'll be quite lucky.
>Indeed. First we need to look into whether Homare-san swings that way.
>H-Hey!

>If you wanna know something
>you look into it!

>How do you look into something like that...?

>The school's underground website!
>Eh?

p3
>Students submit comments anonymously.
>Here we can find out all the scandals happening at school.
>Th-This sure is some middle school...

>But what kind of stuff do they write...?
>I'm at the age where rumors intrigue me.

>Cure Tenshi
>That transfer student with the weird bangs said she thought Saaya-chan was cute but now she's lusting towards that inferior Kagayaki! Unforgiveable!
>That's not trendy at all, moron!
>Cure Pei
>I wanna marry Cure Ange
>Eh...

>How cruel...
>Who would do such a thing...?

>Ah, that's me!
>Gah~

>I mean, y'know, I have to put on an act since everyone says I'm an angel, but there's no human like that, so I have a lot of darkness stored away in my heart...
>Angel!
>Angel!
>Here I can be who I am and let out all of my stress!

p4
>Okay, I've got a good idea about Homare-san.

>Huh? What's wrong, Hana-chan? Are you not feeling well?
>Hooray! Hooray! Me!

>It seems Homare-san has been taking a break from ice skating following a leg injury.
>She was so good at basketball, though. Does her leg still hurt?

>Her pain isn't in her leg...
>...Her heart?
>My heart's hurting too right now...

>It's a sexual relationship with a boy!
>Eh!?

>Ah, that's undoubtable!
>What would a rodent know?
>Listen up! I've got some valuable information!

p5
>Y'see, Umebashi-sensei...

>I was so moved the first time I saw you skate! You're a star!
>So...

>So please... marry me!
>Stop it!
>Uwaah, how painful!
>Sorry, Sensei...

>This is a chance! Homare-san has no interest in men!
>I'm sure she'd marry you, Hana-chan!
>You can do what I couldn't!

>If you two work together, you can have a baby!
>You can do anything! You can make anything come true!
>>Happy Family Planning!
>I can't do that!

>W-Well, marriage aside, there is one way to at least get to mutual love!

>We'll use Cure Yell's Heart For You attack.
>Love! Love! Homare-chan!
>Hug me! Hug me! Homare-chan!
>It's a skill that lets you force your one-sided feelings onto others!
>Use that, and we'll have our third Precure!

p6
>Should I really be using a Precure's power for that?
>Should Precures really reform people against their will?
>It's to save our world!
>If it'll result in more Precures, I'll allow it!

>I've already located Homare-san's position!
>Saaya-chan! What are you doing!?
>Come on, quickly now!

>You got it? Injured she maybe, but she's still a genius athlete!
>You gotta get this in one shot!

>H-Hey, do I really have to do this?
>Yup!
>It's for Hugtan's world.

>Y-Yeah. It's for everyone's futures.
>Hooray, hooray, me!

p7
>Hooray! Hooray! Heart for~
>Homare-chaaaaan!

>Homare-chan is flying!

>You're not even worth my attention.
>Mechokku!!
>The end