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- This is a channel for grishnax's currently unnamed 5e campaign. More information here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y5Too5ntp1wKllJsJCDWZo0nUiZ2JYbZtAlWv32UWEs
- Topic set by *.GameSurge.net on Mon Aug 31 2015 18:47:43 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
- 11:39 *** For|rest is now known as Forrest
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- 14:10 <Forrest> so, what sort of aesthetics do we want for this world?
- 14:11 *** Callyn|NinjaVanish is now known as Callyn
- 14:12 <Flickerdart> Stone age Rococo
- 14:13 <Flickerdart> Swirls and flowers and shit, drawn on cave walls with soot
- 14:13 <Forrest> I like the idea of ARABIAN NIIIIII~IIGHTS or something jungly
- 14:13 <Flickerdart> Poofy ballgowns made out of mammoth hides
- 14:14 <Callyn> I don't want to wear stone plate
- 14:14 <Flickerdart> Rococo was post-plate IIRC
- 14:14 <Flickerdart> Firearms and all that
- 14:14 <Flickerdart> 18th century yep
- 14:14 Callyn shrugs
- 14:15 <Flickerdart> So you'd have curaissiers or whatever but no knights
- 14:15 <Forrest> needs more thaluud stone armor
- 14:15 <Flickerdart> More like stoned armour
- 14:15 <Flickerdart> *takes a hit* I'm so well-defended, man
- 14:15 <Forrest> XD
- 14:15 <Callyn> lol
- 14:16 <Forrest> thaluud stone was what
- 14:16 <Forrest> a base armor value of +14?
- 14:16 <Forrest> "Mechanus gear can suck it"
- 14:17 <Flickerdart> Real men just take clockwork armour
- 14:17 <Flickerdart> And set themselves on fire to offset the freezing thing
- 14:17 <Forrest> aristocrat dip for proficiency?
- 14:17 <Flickerdart> You don't need to be proficient to use clockwork armour
- 14:18 <Flickerdart> It's not, strictly speaking, an armour
- 14:18 <Forrest> ah
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- 15:19 <grishnax> Well now I feel awkward
- 15:19 <Callyn> ?
- 15:19 <grishnax> Apparently GoldDragon gets an error message when he tries to join the chatroom
- 15:19 <Callyn> Huh
- 15:19 <grishnax> So I feel a bit worse for kicking him
- 15:20 <Flickerdart> It's his fault that he didn't tell you
- 15:20 <Flickerdart> until now
- 15:20 <grishnax> True
- 15:21 <grishnax> As I said, I feel a bit worse
- 15:21 <grishnax> But it's ultimately his fault for the lack of communication
- 15:29 <Flickerdart> Are you allowing non-core races?
- 15:31 <grishnax> Go for it
- 15:31 <grishnax> Run it by me first
- 15:31 <grishnax> But it should be fine
- 15:32 <Flickerdart> I was looking at Aarakocra from Elemental Evil
- 15:33 <Flickerdart> Was thinking that it would be cool for a reincarnatey druid to be a weird fucked up race
- 15:33 <Flickerdart> And insisting that he's a people
- 15:33 <Flickerdart> Plus it's funny to be reverse otherkin
- 15:33 <Forrest> XD
- 15:34 <grishnax> The one problem with that is that they have fly speed
- 15:34 <grishnax> Of 50 ft
- 15:34 <grishnax> Which is quite strong, from what I understand
- 15:34 <Flickerdart> It says 30ft
- 15:34 <Flickerdart> Or did I mis-remember
- 15:35 <grishnax> I'm looking at the Player's Companion right now
- 15:35 <Flickerdart> I figure I can turn into a bat or something anywya
- 15:35 <grishnax> It says 50
- 15:35 <Flickerdart> Oh, ok
- 15:35 <Forrest> you did, it's 50 feet.
- 15:35 <Forrest> the big reason it's incredibly strong is because fly speeds have an opportunity cost of Concentration in most cases
- 15:35 <Forrest> come online at high levels
- 15:35 <Forrest> or are from magic items
- 15:35 <Flickerdart> So I can't turn into a bat?
- 15:35 <Forrest> now, an aarakocra isn't actually that OP if people can get their hands on brooms of flying
- 15:35 <Forrest> or refluffed brooms of flying
- 15:36 <Forrest> they built in a really cheap method of getting flight
- 15:36 <Forrest> right into the system
- 15:36 <Forrest> but it does completely change how the game is played
- 15:36 <grishnax> Flying could be problematic
- 15:36 <grishnax> Possibly
- 15:37 <grishnax> The problem is, I still don't have a good idea of what I'm doing
- 15:37 <Forrest> well, not really a "could." Outside of dungeons (and even in some dungeons), it's immunity to melee
- 15:37 <Forrest> it's the same problem 3.x had
- 15:37 <Forrest> if you have flying, things without flying stop being relevant in many situations
- 15:37 <Forrest> which is why everything at high level 3.x needs flying
- 15:37 <grishnax> oh
- 15:37 <grishnax> huh
- 15:37 <Flickerdart> Doesn't 5e have better archery?
- 15:37 <Forrest> if you focus on it
- 15:38 <Forrest> if the monster was written with a focus on it
- 15:38 <Forrest> most weren't
- 15:39 <Forrest> anyway, aarakocra is weird because it's either broken or not hugely useful
- 15:40 <Forrest> if flight isn't a big deal in the game, then them getting flight as their only relevant race feature makes them bad
- 15:40 <Forrest> if flight is a big deal, then it's significantly stronger than every other race
- 15:40 <Forrest> also, you can turn into a bat
- 15:40 <Forrest> but only at level 8 or higher
- 15:41 <Forrest> druids can't take flying forms until then
- 15:41 <Flickerdart> oh hm
- 15:42 <Forrest> I like how aarakocra are... birds, though
- 15:42 <Forrest> they're not people shaped like birds
- 15:43 <Forrest> they're birds that happen to be people
- 15:43 <Forrest> with the mannerisms to match
- 15:43 <Forrest> it's kinda great
- 15:44 *** grishnax is now known as grishnaway
- 15:44 <Flickerdart> Caw! Caw!
- 15:45 Flickerdart shits on the party from up high
- 15:45 <Forrest> "Many aarakocra punctuate their speech with chirps,
- 15:45 <Forrest> sounds they use to convey emphasis and to shade
- 15:45 <Forrest> meaning, much as a human might through facial
- 15:45 <Forrest> expressions and gestures. An aarakocra might become
- 15:45 <Forrest> frustrated with people who fail to pick up on the
- 15:45 <Forrest> nuances; an aarakocra’s threat might be taken as a jest
- 15:45 <Forrest> and vice versa"
- 15:45 <Forrest> actually yes
- 15:46 <Flickerdart> "Chirp chirp, motherfucker."
- 15:49 <Flickerdart> You know...if aarakocra have bird noises instead of facial expressions
- 15:49 <Flickerdart> They are amazing liars
- 15:49 <Forrest> yeah
- 15:49 <Forrest> hrm
- 15:50 <Flickerdart> AND they are a Good race so people will think they are honest
- 15:50 <Forrest> like lammasus
- 15:50 <Flickerdart> But then haha, it was a trick!
- 15:50 <Forrest> we should rewrite the aarakocra to get a raptoran-like scaling fly speed
- 15:50 <Forrest> and actual abilities
- 15:50 <Forrest> like free proficiency in deception
- 15:51 <Forrest> or maybe advantage on it
- 15:51 <Forrest> trade away the binary broken/useless ability for real stuff, I guess
- 15:54 <Flickerdart> I kinda just want to walk into a room and accidentally knock people's hats off with my wings
- 15:54 <Flickerdart> And then pretend I did it on purpose and they should bare their heads out of respect for Star's character
- 15:54 <Forrest> XD
- 15:55 <Flickerdart> Do druids not get animal companions this time around?
- 15:56 <Forrest> they can Charm animals to follow them around but otherwise do not
- 15:56 <Forrest> the handle animal skill also works
- 15:56 <Forrest> but it's not native to the class
- 15:56 <Flickerdart> Weird
- 15:57 <Flickerdart> Is awaken a thing?
- 15:57 <Forrest> yeah
- 15:57 <Forrest> 5th-level spell
- 15:57 <Flickerdart> I want to awaken some owls and give them chain-smoking New Jersey trucker personalities
- 15:57 <Flickerdart> I don't know why that particular combination
- 15:59 *** grishnaway is now known as grishnax
- 15:59 <grishnax> heh
- 16:03 <Forrest> http://pastebin.com/g4vhsTDA
- 16:03 <Forrest> proposed Aarakocra fix
- 16:05 <Flickerdart> Isn't +2 to an ability really really good?
- 16:05 <Forrest> all races get +2 to one and +1 to another
- 16:05 <grishnax> Most things have a +2, iirc
- 16:05 <grishnax> Yeah
- 16:05 <Forrest> half-elves get +2 Cha and +1 to two others
- 16:05 <Forrest> humans get +1 to all scores
- 16:05 <Flickerdart> oh
- 16:05 <Forrest> aarakocra's baseline is +2 dex and +1 wis
- 16:06 <Forrest> I saw no reason to change it. they have a good stat spread
- 16:06 <Forrest> especially for non-moon druids
- 16:08 <Forrest> oops
- 16:08 <Forrest> forgot a thing
- 16:08 <Forrest> http://pastebin.com/TSkbpsQj
- 16:08 <Forrest> glide should give horizontal movement, even if it's just a bit
- 16:08 <Forrest> also made it so that if falling in heavy armor, you can still wings to reduce the fall
- 16:08 <Forrest> thoughts, grishnax/Flickerdart?
- 16:09 <grishnax> Sounds good to me
- 16:09 <grishnax> Although maybe the fly speed could start at 30, then go to 40, then 50?
- 16:09 <Flickerdart> Do raptorans really get discount Slow Fall?
- 16:09 <Forrest> I can't remember
- 16:09 <Forrest> I made it up as I went
- 16:09 <grishnax> I am not a 5e expert by any means
- 16:10 <Forrest> raptorans don't exist in 5e
- 16:10 <Flickerdart> Because "breaks 10ft of fall" is kind of a sad power, at least by 3.5 standards
- 16:10 <Flickerdart> Dunno if it's better in 5th
- 16:10 Forrest checks feather fall
- 16:10 <Forrest> ... yeah
- 16:11 <Forrest> feather fall is 60ft of fall per round for one minute
- 16:11 Forrest checks slow fall
- 16:11 <Forrest> slow fall is "reduce damage you take by 5*level when you fall."
- 16:11 <Forrest> huh
- 16:12 <Forrest> that's actually really good. at level 14, you never take fall damage
- 16:14 <Flickerdart> What is this, drowning and falling
- 16:14 <Forrest> on average, that is
- 16:16 <Forrest> http://pastebin.com/QZP4yq4k
- 16:17 <Forrest> scales much better in this version because yeah, that first one was crappy
- 16:18 <Forrest> at level 8 it stops mattering in most cases but can be abused for extra movement in some cases
- 16:19 <Flickerdart> I'm just getting the image of aarakocra paratroopers
- 16:19 <Forrest> haha
- 16:19 <Flickerdart> Jumping off dragons and moving 200ft horizontally
- 16:19 <Flickerdart> Because I have the need, Forrest
- 16:19 <Flickerdart> The need
- 16:19 <Flickerdart> for speed
- 16:20 <Forrest> up to their land or fly speed, so generally not quite as much
- 16:20 <Forrest> but a high-level one
- 16:20 <Forrest> with speed boosts
- 16:20 <Forrest> hell yes
- 16:20 <Forrest> I need this too
- 16:20 <Forrest> hey grishnax
- 16:20 <Flickerdart> entire party of aarakocra
- 16:20 <grishnax> ?
- 16:20 <Forrest> what sort of aesthetics are we going for in this world?
- 16:20 <grishnax> Oh
- 16:20 <Flickerdart> Dungeon World it up
- 16:20 <grishnax> Oh god
- 16:21 <Forrest> I like the idea of ARABIAN NII~IIIGHTS or something jungle/wilderness/zendikar
- 16:21 <grishnax> Also, for that, I'd probably do some sky world
- 16:21 <grishnax> Floating islands and stuff
- 16:21 <Forrest> well, presumably there are places with floating landmasses
- 16:21 Flickerdart vows to crash a floating island into another floating island
- 16:21 <Forrest> ala that one mountain in Avatar
- 16:21 <Forrest> er
- 16:21 <Forrest> blue indians Avatar
- 16:21 <Forrest> that's probably where the aarakocra come from
- 16:22 <Flickerdart> can I play a paladin and designate a floating island fortress as my mount
- 16:22 <Flickerdart> how awesome would that be
- 16:22 <Forrest> Call Vehicle
- 16:22 <Flickerdart> (way awesome)
- 16:22 <Forrest> for a flying boulder
- 16:22 <Flickerdart> Howl, Eat Your Heart Out (Ex)
- 16:22 <grishnax> This is a pretty amusing concept
- 16:22 <Forrest> UA_ModernMagic.pdfView next to chat page 6 of this
- 16:23 <Forrest> best
- 16:23 <Forrest> spell
- 16:23 <Forrest> EVER
- 16:23 <Flickerdart> can we use Modern UA, grishnax
- 16:23 <grishnax> Digital Phantom?
- 16:23 <Forrest> no
- 16:23 <Forrest> the other one
- 16:23 <Forrest> Find Vehicle
- 16:23 <Forrest> I feel like whether or not modern UA was in play would depend on the world in general
- 16:23 <grishnax> Yeah, it depends on things
- 16:23 <Forrest> is it a weird schizophrenic mix of fantasy and technology?
- 16:23 <Forrest> cus that'd be neat
- 16:23 <Forrest> but it'd very much change stuff
- 16:24 <grishnax> I'd probably allow spells per request
- 16:24 <grishnax> And if they fit into the world
- 16:24 <Forrest> most need to be rebalanced anyway
- 16:24 <Forrest> find vehicle to summon a unique demon car is badass though
- 16:24 <Forrest> and eventually a demon BRRRT
- 16:24 <Forrest> once you hit CL 13
- 16:24 <Flickerdart> "When)you)cast)this)spell)using)a)spell)slot)of)7th) level)or)higher,)you)can)conjure)any)type)of) vehicle,)subject)to)the)DM’s)approval."
- 16:24 <Flickerdart> ehehehe
- 16:25 <Forrest> also wtf did they do to the formatting of that pdf
- 16:25 <grishnax> That's weird
- 16:25 <grishnax> I think I know why they did it
- 16:25 <grishnax> To make it too much effort to copy/paste it
- 16:26 <Forrest> none of the other UAs are like that
- 16:26 <Forrest> iirc
- 16:26 <grishnax> oh
- 16:26 <grishnax> eh
- 16:26 <Forrest> yeah
- 16:26 <Forrest> just checked
- 16:26 <Forrest> okay
- 16:26 <Forrest> spells that would likely fit
- 16:26 <Forrest> Arcane Hacking (just messing with magic smartly, after all)
- 16:27 <Forrest> Commune With City
- 16:27 <Forrest> Find Vehicle (unique demon car, hell yeah)
- 16:27 <grishnax> So Arcane Hacking is basically tampering with existing spells?
- 16:28 <Forrest> Arcane Hacking is "you get advantage when hacking, and can use hacking to break arcane locks and low-level warding glyphs"
- 16:28 <Forrest> change it to use thieves tools
- 16:28 <Forrest> and normal locks
- 16:28 <Forrest> and then leave the magic
- 16:28 <Forrest> bam, fits into a fantasy setting
- 16:28 <Flickerdart> "Spells: hacked"
- 16:28 <Flickerdart> "Gods: hacked"
- 16:28 <Flickerdart> "All the magic: hacked"
- 16:28 <Forrest> Infallible Relay would work except there's no focus for it
- 16:28 <Forrest> but honestly
- 16:28 <Forrest> fitting it in could be neat
- 16:28 <Forrest> maybe it takes the nearest pen and paper and starts writing a message
- 16:29 <Forrest> and people can have specially-prepared sheets and pens for this spell
- 16:29 <Flickerdart> It beams the message into the mind of the nearest unsuspecting passer-by
- 16:29 <Flickerdart> Who goes blank and speaks it in monotone
- 16:29 <Forrest> Invisible to Cameras isn't relevant
- 16:29 <Forrest> On/Off isn't relevant
- 16:29 <Forrest> Protection from Ballistics is 'you take half damage from guns'
- 16:30 <Forrest> which may be fine to change to work against other ranged attacks but honestly, eh
- 16:30 <Flickerdart> On/Off could be neat if adapted to toggle torches or something
- 16:30 <Forrest> ooh
- 16:30 <Forrest> yeah
- 16:30 <Forrest> remote access is irrelevant
- 16:30 <Flickerdart> But that's basically just a hooded lantern then
- 16:30 <Forrest> shutdown changes to Blackout
- 16:30 <grishnax> Protection from Ballistics could be cool if it applies to arrows and stuff too
- 16:30 <Flickerdart> Which is roughly the level of a cantrip's power
- 16:30 <Forrest> @grishnax yeah
- 16:30 <Forrest> okay I'm gonna write up a list of these
- 16:30 <Forrest> and modifications to them
- 16:30 <grishnax> Go for it
- 16:31 <Forrest> if that aarakocra rebuild is alright for your game, could you add it to the google doc so we don't lose it?
- 16:31 <Forrest> http://pastebin.com/QZP4yq4k
- 16:31 <grishnax> Btw, I'm going to add the Aarakocra thing- yeah, that
- 16:31 <Flickerdart> Conjure spam: Target creature has disadvantage on Wisdom (concentration and spot) rolls
- 16:32 <Flickerdart> Hot Singles in Your Area (Su)
- 16:32 <Flickerdart> Target incorrectly believes it is sexually desirable
- 16:33 <grishnax> Actually, for shutdown, it could cause all mechanical devices to jam
- 16:33 <grishnax> Things like crossbows, catapults, etc.
- 16:33 <grishnax> Also, I kind of want to add a level of technology to this campaign
- 16:34 <Forrest> tangentally-related: http://demonsmirror.com/page/348 you should read this webcomic
- 16:34 <Forrest> it's got a fun weird mix of tech and fantasy
- 16:34 <Flickerdart> grishnax: Look up some alternate -punks
- 16:35 grishnax notes for later
- 16:35 <Flickerdart> Also consider that the ancient world had quite a bit of tech in terms of water, wind, and animal power diverted to things like processing wheat or grapes
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- 16:35 <Flickerdart> It's not too far-fetched to expand that
- 16:35 <Flickerdart> Escalator powered by a water wheel
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- 16:36 <grishnax> Blarg internet
- 16:36 <Flickerdart> 16:35 <Flickerdart> Also consider that the ancient world had quite a bit of tech in terms of water, wind, and animal power diverted to things like processing wheat or grapes 16:35 *** grishnax quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) ~grishnax@grishnax.user.gamesurge 16:35 <Flickerdart> It's not too far-fetched to expand that 16:35 <Flickerdart> Escalator
- 16:36 <Flickerdart> powered by a water wheel
- 16:36 <grishnax> Hmm...
- 16:37 <grishnax> I was thinking some level of magitech
- 16:37 <Flickerdart> Magic punk works too
- 16:37 <Flickerdart> Eberron styles?
- 16:37 <grishnax> Kinda
- 16:37 <Flickerdart> The interesting thing about any kind of tech is that it would be extremely localized socially
- 16:38 <Flickerdart> Peasants can't afford jack shit pretty much ever
- 16:38 <Flickerdart> Nobility is too tradition-bound to bother
- 16:38 <Flickerdart> It's only your bourgeois that embrace it
- 16:38 <Flickerdart> Especially if they can use it to make their businesses more profitable
- 16:38 <grishnax> That's interesting
- 16:38 <grishnax> That also gives me another diea
- 16:38 <grishnax> *idea
- 16:38 <Forrest> mostly linked the above webcomic because its weird mix has fun magitech like cybernetics, and "modern-ish" civilization, but also fantasy stuff and the results of mixing fantasy thematics with modern thematics
- 16:38 <Forrest> as opposed to Eberron's WW1 thematics
- 16:38 <Forrest> etc
- 16:39 <grishnax> huh
- 16:39 <Forrest> well-written and worth the read.
- 16:39 <Flickerdart> Also there's a really neat book I read once
- 16:39 <Flickerdart> Tunnel in the Sky
- 16:40 <grishnax> I think I'm going for late middle ages-to-early renaissance society
- 16:40 <Flickerdart> it's about a spacefaring future of the Stargate variety, where actual ships are impractical so they use portals
- 16:40 <Flickerdart> But these portals are hella spensive
- 16:40 <Flickerdart> So they send colonies and check in after a few years
- 16:40 <Forrest> @grishnax sounds good to me
- 16:40 <Flickerdart> The colonists bring very little tech because if a cow breaks a leg, the leg heals
- 16:40 <Flickerdart> But if a robot breaks a leg, you need a new robot leg
- 16:40 <Flickerdart> So you have laser guns and cattle side by side
- 16:43 <Flickerdart> Basically it's super easy to justify any kind of tech level
- 16:43 <Flickerdart> Or mix.
- 16:43 <Flickerdart> You could also go the Arcanum route of magic VS tech rather than magitech
- 16:43 <grishnax> Arcanum?
- 16:44 <Flickerdart> An old CRPG
- 16:44 <Flickerdart> You can deck out your dude as a spellcaster or tech guy, but magic and tech don't mix together
- 16:44 <grishnax> huh
- 16:44 <Flickerdart> It's a lot more involved than Shadowrun's "more robot bits = less mejick" thing
- 16:45 <Forrest> http://pastebin.com/EWMP26LW
- 16:45 <Flickerdart> You could have an elite bunch of mages resisting mass-produced, cheap tech - or tech guys enforcing their stuff on a pastoral, druidic focused peasantry
- 16:46 <Flickerdart> Or why not both - middle class tech, upper class wizards, lower class shamans
- 16:46 <Forrest> I like magitech, personally. or at the very least tech that /works/ for mages
- 16:46 <Flickerdart> Well, it's more like
- 16:46 <Forrest> magic can't be used to build tech or augment tech, perhaps
- 16:46 <Forrest> but a wizard can use a computer
- 16:46 <Flickerdart> Put an old person in front of a computer
- 16:46 <Forrest> unlike in, say, Dresden
- 16:46 <Flickerdart> It WORKS for them
- 16:46 <Flickerdart> But it doesn't work for them
- 16:46 <Forrest> right
- 16:47 <Forrest> that could be neat
- 16:47 <grishnax> So they just don't get it?
- 16:47 <Forrest> well
- 16:47 <Forrest> plenty of old people get it
- 16:47 <Forrest> but they're not channeling the power of their Old through it to make it stronger
- 16:47 <grishnax> Ah
- 16:47 <Forrest> and a wizard might find tech to be unintuitive and mind-boggling
- 16:47 <Forrest> but a mage could learn a computer
- 16:47 <Forrest> and a programmer could learn magic
- 16:48 <Flickerdart> Oh
- 16:48 <Flickerdart> That reminds me
- 16:48 <Forrest> but the two couldn't mix
- 16:48 <Flickerdart> Best magitech book ever
- 16:48 <Forrest> can't program spells
- 16:48 <Flickerdart> Monday Begins on Saturday
- 16:48 <Forrest> and can't mage computers into existence
- 16:48 <Flickerdart> A computer programmer is shanghaied by a magic research institute to run their IT
- 16:48 <Flickerdart> hilarity ensues
- 16:48 <Forrest> the line may blur a bit for some things (artificers "building" spells in a similar manner to a computer program)
- 16:48 <Forrest> but overall, trying to mix them results in things breaking
- 16:49 <Flickerdart> Forrest: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thoughtstem/codespells-express-yourself-with-magic
- 16:49 <Forrest> presumably, intent is involved, too
- 16:49 <Flickerdart> like this?
- 16:49 <Forrest> yeah
- 16:49 <grishnax> be back in a minute
- 16:49 *** grishnax is now known as grishnaway
- 16:49 <Forrest> I've always envisioned wizard magic in D&D as being basically codespells
- 16:49 <Forrest> except the code explodes you instead of segfaulting
- 16:49 <Forrest> but it's got its own rules; you couldn't be able to, say, code a spell in Java in this setting
- 16:49 <Flickerdart> Also no wizard knows good code style
- 16:50 <Forrest> you'd need to build it using Eye of N3wt
- 16:50 <Flickerdart> I'm sure someone could write a JVM in magic
- 16:50 <Flickerdart> That's the entire point, isn't it
- 16:50 <Flickerdart> of Java
- 16:50 <Forrest> heh
- 16:50 <Flickerdart> But then it's one of those things where it's easier to just buy a computer
- 16:50 <Forrest> there was a similar conversation a while back about 3.x artificers
- 16:51 <Flickerdart> Like how you could cast Throw Item, or buy a crossbow
- 16:51 <Flickerdart> Launch Bolt*
- 16:51 <Forrest> "Saying an artificer has really powerful magic is like saying a programmer has really powerful Java, when he programs in Assembly."
- 16:51 <Flickerdart> haha
- 16:51 Flickerdart has level 9 methods
- 16:52 <Forrest> anyway
- 16:52 <Forrest> yeah
- 16:53 <Forrest> I like the idea of some sort of tech existing (even if it's a weird -punk tech)
- 16:53 <Forrest> but being incompatible with magic because of Reasons that are likely efficiency and just non-interaction
- 16:53 <Forrest> "it's just how the world works"
- 16:53 <Forrest> intent comes into it. If you try to use magic in the construction of a -punk machine, the magic rebels
- 16:53 <Forrest> if you try to use -punk in the assembly of a spell, the magic rebels
- 16:54 <Forrest> if you happen to accidentally mix the two
- 16:54 <Forrest> the magic works fine until someone points it out
- 16:54 <Forrest> and then the magic rebels
- 16:54 <Forrest> that could be the major difference between tech and magic, actually
- 16:54 <Forrest> magic has build-your-spell and rules and everything
- 16:54 <Forrest> but above all else
- 16:54 <Forrest> it's based on intent
- 16:55 <Forrest> and belief
- 16:55 <Forrest> and some sort of personal power
- 16:55 <Forrest> the -punk tech is not, it works and does what you tell it to do
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- 16:55 <Forrest> but does not care about intent whatsoever
- 16:55 <Forrest> if you cast a fireball and accidentally put in too much bat shit, your fireball is going to still be the right size instead of backfiring
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- 16:55 <Forrest> because that's what it's supposed to do
- 16:55 <Forrest> if you make a -punk cannon and add too much gunpowder
- 16:55 <Forrest> it's going to fuck something up
- 16:55 <Forrest> which might be you
- 16:56 <Forrest> but it's significantly easier to set up to work in a specific way
- 16:56 <Forrest> thoughts?
- 16:59 <Forrest> ooh, this could also be why arcane and divine focuses work
- 16:59 <Forrest> because magic doesn't /care/ what you use
- 16:59 <Forrest> it's all just placebos
- 16:59 <Forrest> and mental crutches
- 17:00 <Forrest> also
- 17:00 <Forrest> this could explain why there aren't guns
- 17:00 <Forrest> even if there's -punk tech
- 17:01 <Forrest> -punk tech works on certain principles but everyone has magic. A crossbow works better because it's built out of natural materials. A crossbow bolt is made of wood, which was once alive with its own magic
- 17:01 <Forrest> (also gives an easy way to handle guns)
- 17:01 <Forrest> (guns = refluffed crossbow. Because they do roughly the same stuff)
- 17:02 <Forrest> (wood's passive magic interacts better with the targets' passive magic than a lead bullet does)
- 17:02 <Forrest> (so on average, a pistol does the same as a crossbow bolt)
- 17:03 <Forrest> melee weapons don't have that issue because a person's holding them.
- 17:03 <Forrest> the force behind it is a person's force, not the gunpowder explosion
- 17:03 <Forrest> ... wait, this is basically how Tower of God ran it
- 17:03 <Forrest> hah
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- 17:11 <grishnax> I'm back now
- 17:11 <grishnax> Anything happen while I was gone?
- 17:12 Forrest proposed a metaphysics system
- 17:13 grishnax reads over it
- 17:15 <grishnax> I'm kinda confused
- 17:15 <Flickerdart> So magic is Ork tech?
- 17:15 <Forrest> not sure if "proposed" is the right word. It is an idea for reconciling magic and tech being incompatible
- 17:15 <Forrest> @Flickerdart basically, yes
- 17:17 <Forrest> @grishnax what can I help clear up?
- 17:19 <grishnax> So for my understanding, tech is just building stuff
- 17:19 <grishnax> But how exactly does magic work?
- 17:19 <Flickerdart> I've always found the "magic is a mental crutch" thing amusing but not very satisfying
- 17:19 <Forrest> tautologically
- 17:19 <Flickerdart> Since it doesn't explain why everybody needs the crutch
- 17:20 <Forrest> well, not everyone needs one. The hypothetical interaction with arcane and divine implements could just be a focus
- 17:20 <Forrest> since not all magic needs implements
- 17:20 <Flickerdart> Unless this is Discworld and the Rite of Ashk'ente can be performed with a candle and 3ccs of mouse blood
- 17:20 <Forrest> @grishnax "magic works because magic works."
- 17:20 <Flickerdart> I've always liked the original idea - the foci and components are offerings made to spirits
- 17:20 <Forrest> and it works the way it does because people think it works that way
- 17:20 <Forrest> and that expectation has been built up over thousands of years
- 17:21 <Flickerdart> It works if you get it wrong because the spirit entity gets roughly what you want out of it
- 17:21 <Forrest> working its way into the way reality works as sort of a baseline
- 17:21 <Forrest> @Flickerdart could also work
- 17:21 <Flickerdart> But it can't talk to circuits
- 17:21 <Flickerdart> Because of soul things
- 17:21 <Forrest> really, the core of this idea is that magic is something inherent to the world
- 17:21 <Forrest> but it requires a person behind it
- 17:21 <Forrest> or a being of some sort
- 17:22 <Forrest> technology sorta does
- 17:22 <Forrest> but it can run on its own when you turn it on
- 17:22 <grishnax> Okay, so I think I have an idea
- 17:22 <grishnax> Of how this works
- 17:22 <Forrest> you don't need someone telling it what to do at all times, a clockwork machine will work until it runs down
- 17:22 <Forrest> while someone using magic to run a machine will need to be there to run that machine
- 17:23 <Forrest> the stuff about tech vs magic is mostly because I wanted an explanation for magic not interacting with tech
- 17:23 <grishnax> Ah
- 17:23 <grishnax> Okay
- 17:23 <grishnax> I can see it making sense
- 17:23 <Forrest> and magic as a semi-sentient force that cares more about intent than words could fit there
- 17:23 <grishnax> I kinda like that
- 17:23 <grishnax> It also works as both divine and arcane
- 17:23 <Forrest> and maybe it doesn't like technology
- 17:23 <grishnax> That way
- 17:24 <Forrest> or maybe it does
- 17:24 <Forrest> depends on how the worldbuilders want it to interact
- 17:24 <Forrest> the thing about guns could work in either
- 17:24 <Forrest> I just like the idea of the metaphysics of a world pushing towards melee + fantasy weapons
- 17:24 <Forrest> rather than guns being king
- 17:24 <grishnax> Yeah
- 17:24 <Forrest> and "everyone's got baseline magic, but a bullet doesn't, so a bullet has to deal damage by physics"
- 17:25 <Forrest> someone with a sword swings with their Character Level backing that blade's edge
- 17:25 <Forrest> someone shooting a bullet doesn't. All they're doing is aiming
- 17:25 <Flickerdart> It's funny because this is basically the problem with AI right now
- 17:25 <Forrest> the bullet's power doesn't increase
- 17:25 <Flickerdart> Natural Language Processing is really REALLY hard
- 17:25 <grishnax> huh
- 17:25 <Forrest> someone shooting a crossbow is in an odd middleground
- 17:25 <Flickerdart> So if you have any kind of bare minimum intelligence involved it becomes stupid easy
- 17:25 <Forrest> and maybe wood is just good at absorbing the power
- 17:26 <Forrest> @Flickerdart huh
- 17:26 <Forrest> interesting
- 17:26 <grishnax> Actually, in this case, the magic could be represented as proficiency bonuses to weapons
- 17:26 <grishnax> So guns don't get that bonus
- 17:26 <Forrest> ... no
- 17:26 <Flickerdart> I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye.
- 17:26 <Forrest> don't do that
- 17:26 <Forrest> this is a way to simplify guns by making them equivalent to crossbows and not needing anything but a refluff
- 17:26 <grishnax> Ah
- 17:26 <Forrest> "guns don't get proficiency" is "you don't use guns"
- 17:26 <Forrest> "ever"
- 17:26 <grishnax> Fair
- 17:26 <Forrest> "because it's shooting yourself in the foot"
- 17:27 <Flickerdart> He who shoots himself in the foot has forgotten the face of his father.
- 17:27 <Forrest> XD
- 17:27 <Forrest> I mean, "guns don't work at all" would be another valid way
- 17:27 <Flickerdart> Also http://www.toodarkpark.org/computers/humor/shoot-self-in-foot.html
- 17:27 <Forrest> "as an aesthetic choice, we don't want guns"
- 17:27 <Forrest> "nevermind that there's thing-punk tech"
- 17:28 Forrest shrugs
- 17:28 <Forrest> it's an idea, anyway
- 17:28 <grishnax> Possibly
- 17:28 <grishnax> We can run it by the other people
- 17:29 <grishnax> I do like the idea of having tech in there
- 17:29 <Forrest> I like the idea of tech being incompatible with magic on a construction level
- 17:30 <grishnax> And having magic separate from tech is an interesting way to do it
- 17:30 <Forrest> since most "tech vs magic" things go the way of "tech and magic can't be used together by the same person EVER neener neener"
- 17:30 <grishnax> Although I did have an idea that I feel should be shared
- 17:30 <Forrest> someone using magic to fly and guns to shoot is more fun than someone for whom guns just don't function
- 17:30 <Flickerdart> I kind of like the idea of technology being able to disrupt magic though
- 17:31 <grishnax> Anti-magic generators?
- 17:31 <Forrest> special sticks made of tech-punk
- 17:31 <Flickerdart> Like a supercomputer that proves the Pythagorean theorem a million times per second
- 17:31 <Forrest> you stab it into a wizard
- 17:31 <Forrest> and it does math
- 17:31 <Flickerdart> To remind physics that it works
- 17:31 <Forrest> lots and lots of math
- 17:31 <Forrest> yeah
- 17:31 <grishnax> That's amusing
- 17:31 <Forrest> presumably at higher levels of magic and tech it starts to spill over
- 17:31 <grishnax> They can
- 17:31 <Forrest> someone capable of casting Wish proooobably just overflows magic enough to break computers
- 17:31 <Flickerdart> I imagine it also goes both ways yeah
- 17:31 <Forrest> and the above computer probably fucks magic over
- 17:32 <Forrest> but normal things are mostly fine
- 17:32 <grishnax> But it takes extreme skill to do so
- 17:32 <Forrest> since their magic and tech levels don't interfere with the other unless mixed very closely
- 17:32 <Flickerdart> Near dragons, all the variables in your program become 2
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- 17:32 <Flickerdart> x = 3; echo x;
- 17:32 <Flickerdart> "2"
- 17:32 <Forrest> @Flickerdart all variables?
- 17:32 <Forrest> so i guess
- 17:32 <Forrest> you could say they're
- 17:32 <Forrest> magic numbers?
- 17:32 <Flickerdart> No.
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- 17:32 +++ ChanServ has given op to grishnax
- 17:33 <grishnax> blarg internet damn it
- 17:33 <Forrest> it just overwrites your variable names with 2
- 17:33 Flickerdart read that as ChanServ has given up
- 17:34 <grishnax> Btw, can someone pastebin this whole conversation at some point? I'm gonna have to leave to go home soon and won't have access to it.
- 17:34 <Forrest> I can't read this shootign yourself in the foot page while eating
- 17:34 <Forrest> I keep laughing and choking
- 17:36 <Forrest> >English
- 17:36 <Forrest> You put your foot in your mouth, then bite it off.
- 17:36 <Forrest> pffft
- 17:37 <Flickerdart> Forrest: You've never read that? Those are like the oldest programmer jokes
- 17:37 <Flickerdart> Those and the "how do you catch a lion in the desert" jokes
- 17:38 <Forrest> I have not
- 17:38 <Forrest> and these are hilarious
- 17:38 <Flickerdart> http://www.gksoft.com/a/fun/catch-lion.html
- 17:39 <Flickerdart> There are LOADS of the lion ones
- 17:39 <Flickerdart> http://bjornsmaths.blogspot.com.es/2005/11/how-to-catch-lion-in-sahara-desert.html this one has more
- 17:40 <grishnax> Anyway, I gotta get going, I'll be back in a while
- 17:40 <grishnax> Someone pastebin the conversation for me
- 17:40 <grishnax> Or something
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