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theaceboyyat Mar 8th, 2020 657 Never
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  8. <i>So... I know what you're thinking.</i>
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  12. <i>Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog</i>
  13.  
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  16. <i>being chased by a mad man
  17. with a mustache from the civil war?</i>
  18.  
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  20. 00:01:30,055 --> 00:01:33,559
  21. <i>Gotta be honest, it feels like
  22. I've been running my whole life.</i>
  23.  
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  25. 00:01:33,856 --> 00:01:36,232
  26. <i>Is this too much? Am I going too fast?</i>
  27.  
  28. 7
  29. 00:01:36,398 --> 00:01:39,431
  30. <i>It's kinda what I do.
  31. You know what? Let's back up.</i>
  32.  
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  35. <i>This is the island where I am from.</i>
  36.  
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  38. 00:01:50,776 --> 00:01:54,535
  39. <i>It had everything: sandy beaches,
  40. cascading waterfalls,</i>
  41.  
  42. 10
  43. 00:01:54,758 --> 00:01:56,647
  44. <i>public access to loop-de-loops.</i>
  45.  
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  47. 00:01:56,839 --> 00:01:58,636
  48. <i>And I never had to catch a school bus</i>
  49.  
  50. 12
  51. 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:02,650
  52. <i>because I can run across the entire island
  53. in less than two seconds.</i>
  54.  
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  56. 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:04,613
  57. <i>Also, there was no school.</i>
  58.  
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  60. 00:02:04,777 --> 00:02:07,242
  61. <i>I know, pretty sweet island, right?</i>
  62.  
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  64. 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:12,591
  65. <i>I was born with extraordinary powers,
  66. and was told to keep them in secret.</i>
  67.  
  68. 16
  69. 00:02:12,742 --> 00:02:15,840
  70. <i>And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.</i>
  71.  
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  73. 00:02:17,990 --> 00:02:20,572
  74. <i>That's Longclaw, she took care of me.</i>
  75.  
  76. 18
  77. 00:02:20,650 --> 00:02:24,970
  78. <i>She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi,
  79. if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.</i>
  80.  
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  82. 00:02:25,475 --> 00:02:27,660
  83. Sonic, someone could've seen you!
  84.  
  85. 20
  86. 00:02:28,005 --> 00:02:30,635
  87. No one saw me. I am too fast!
  88.  
  89. 21
  90. 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:33,178
  91. And, I wanted to bring you this.
  92.  
  93. 22
  94. 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:38,115
  95. Get down!
  96.  
  97. 23
  98. 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,199
  99. <i>Turns out with great power
  100. comes great power-hungry bad guys.</i>
  101.  
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  103. 00:02:45,409 --> 00:02:47,713
  104. <i>And I let them right to us.</i>
  105.  
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  107. 00:03:01,937 --> 00:03:03,891
  108. Listen carefully, Sonic.
  109.  
  110. 26
  111. 00:03:04,473 --> 00:03:07,465
  112. You have a power unlike anything
  113. I've ever seen.
  114.  
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  116. 00:03:07,602 --> 00:03:10,152
  117. And that means someone
  118. will always want it.
  119.  
  120. 28
  121. 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:14,354
  122. The only way to stay safe
  123. is to stay hidden.
  124.  
  125. 29
  126. 00:03:17,258 --> 00:03:21,349
  127. This word is on the farthest side
  128. of the universe. You should be safe there.
  129.  
  130. 30
  131. 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:24,166
  132. - I don't wanna go without you!
  133. - You must!
  134.  
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  136. 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:27,382
  137. These rings will be your most important
  138. possession.
  139.  
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  141. 00:03:30,943 --> 00:03:33,440
  142. If you ever discovered, use one.
  143.  
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  145. 00:03:33,828 --> 00:03:37,486
  146. Never stop running. Now go!
  147.  
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  149. 00:03:41,717 --> 00:03:43,685
  150. Longclaw!
  151.  
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  153. 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:46,830
  154. - Goodbye, Sonic.
  155. - No!
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  158. 00:03:48,498 --> 00:03:50,216
  159. No!
  160.  
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  163. C'mon, one car?
  164.  
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  166. 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,628
  167. I'm bored.
  168.  
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  171. Tom, do you read me?
  172. Are you there?
  173.  
  174. 40
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  176. No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht
  177. in Barbados
  178.  
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  180. 00:04:35,764 --> 00:04:37,189
  181. with Rihanna.
  182.  
  183. 42
  184. 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:40,401
  185. OMG. That's amazing, please send pics.
  186.  
  187. 43
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  189. No, Wade, I'm at the speed trap.
  190.  
  191. 44
  192. 00:04:42,709 --> 00:04:46,194
  193. Already? How did you get back so fast?
  194. Barbados is in the ocean.
  195.  
  196. 45
  197. 00:04:46,338 --> 00:04:48,483
  198. Hang on, I think I got something.
  199.  
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  202. Hey, buddy, where's the fire?
  203.  
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  206. We've got kids living around here.
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  210. It was kinda funny, sorry.
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  214. What?
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  218. <i>Tom, we need you down on Main Street.
  219. There's been a violent gang shoot-out.</i>
  220.  
  221. 51
  222. 00:05:55,828 --> 00:06:00,316
  223. <i>Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel.
  224. But they do need it back.</i>
  225.  
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  228. Buddy, you almost got yourself killed
  229. out there.
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  233. What are you, some kind
  234. of an adrenaline junkie?
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  237. 00:06:16,554 --> 00:06:18,653
  238. Must be rough being slow all the time.
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  242. I'll tell you what,
  243. today is your lucky day.
  244.  
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  246. 00:06:26,367 --> 00:06:28,836
  247. Have you ever felt so alive?
  248.  
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  250. 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:32,402
  251. This is great, you're doing amazing.
  252.  
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  255. Oh, jeez!
  256.  
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  258. 00:06:34,682 --> 00:06:37,096
  259. Good recovery!
  260.  
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  262. 00:06:39,569 --> 00:06:41,799
  263. Let's keep this our little secret, okay?
  264.  
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  267. You never saw me.
  268. I was never here.
  269.  
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  272. <i>So, what were you expecting?</i>
  273.  
  274. 63
  275. 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:05,025
  276. <i>A dirty little hedgehog eating berries,
  277. and struggling to survive?</i>
  278.  
  279. 64
  280. 00:07:05,234 --> 00:07:09,690
  281. <i>Think again, because I am living
  282. my best life on Earth.</i>
  283.  
  284. 65
  285. 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,454
  286. <i>I've got a library.</i>
  287.  
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  289. 00:07:13,155 --> 00:07:14,629
  290. <i>A home gym.</i>
  291.  
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  293. 00:07:14,778 --> 00:07:17,201
  294. <i>And a state of the art security system.</i>
  295.  
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  298. Oh, no!
  299.  
  300. 69
  301. 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:35,169
  302. <i>And if I ever discovered,
  303. I'll follow Longclaw's instructions,</i>
  304.  
  305. 70
  306. 00:07:35,318 --> 00:07:37,879
  307. <i>and use my rings
  308. to escape to a new planet.</i>
  309.  
  310. 71
  311. 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:41,917
  312. <i>A nice, safe little world
  313. filled only with mushrooms.</i>
  314.  
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  316. 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,596
  317. <i>Gross, smelly mushrooms...</i>
  318.  
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  321. I hate mushrooms.
  322.  
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  324. 00:07:50,693 --> 00:07:52,607
  325. <i>But let's not worry about all of that.</i>
  326.  
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  328. 00:07:52,845 --> 00:07:55,315
  329. <i>This is Green Hills.</i>
  330.  
  331. 76
  332. 00:07:55,502 --> 00:07:57,720
  333. <i>The greatest place on Earth.</i>
  334.  
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  336. 00:07:58,797 --> 00:08:03,626
  337. <i>These are my people, and there, I say,
  338. I am their lovable space creature.</i>
  339.  
  340. 78
  341. 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,230
  342. <i>So what if they don't know I exist?</i>
  343.  
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  345. 00:08:07,456 --> 00:08:10,549
  346. <i>My favorite person is the Donut Lord.</i>
  347.  
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  349. 00:08:11,645 --> 00:08:13,484
  350. <i>Protector of this town,</i>
  351.  
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  353. 00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:17,025
  354. <i>and defender of all creatures,
  355. big and small.</i>
  356.  
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  358. 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,782
  359. Morning, Donald, Daisy, Daffy.
  360.  
  361. 83
  362. 00:08:20,973 --> 00:08:23,414
  363. <i>Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.</i>
  364.  
  365. 84
  366. 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:28,636
  367. <i>She is super nice to animals,
  368. and strangely was born without bones.</i>
  369.  
  370. 85
  371. 00:08:31,446 --> 00:08:34,491
  372. <i>There is one person in town
  373. who's actually onto me.</i>
  374.  
  375. 86
  376. 00:08:34,696 --> 00:08:36,713
  377. <i>He calls me The Blue Devil.</i>
  378.  
  379. 87
  380. 00:08:36,903 --> 00:08:40,320
  381. - I almost caught him last night.
  382. - <i>Say hello to Crazy Carl.</i>
  383.  
  384. 88
  385. 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,180
  386. <i>We have fun together.</i>
  387.  
  388. 89
  389. 00:08:47,511 --> 00:08:49,845
  390. I know you're out there!
  391.  
  392. 90
  393. 00:08:50,053 --> 00:08:52,649
  394. And I know you're real!
  395.  
  396. 91
  397. 00:08:53,142 --> 00:08:55,011
  398. No, I'm not.
  399.  
  400. 92
  401. 00:08:55,698 --> 00:08:57,949
  402. <i>Movie night is my favorite.</i>
  403.  
  404. 93
  405. 00:08:58,088 --> 00:08:59,713
  406. Please, please...
  407.  
  408. 94
  409. 00:09:00,108 --> 00:09:03,206
  410. Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure.
  411.  
  412. 95
  413. 00:09:03,349 --> 00:09:05,726
  414. <i>- When I find you...
  415. - Pop quiz hot-shot.</i>
  416.  
  417. 96
  418. 00:09:05,899 --> 00:09:07,406
  419. <i>There's a bomb on the bus.</i>
  420.  
  421. 97
  422. 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,787
  423. Pop quiz hot-shot.
  424. The classic line.
  425.  
  426. 98
  427. 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,762
  428. <i>Basically, we're like a family,</i>
  429.  
  430. 99
  431. 00:09:14,017 --> 00:09:15,862
  432. <i>even though we haven't met yet.</i>
  433.  
  434. 100
  435. 00:09:15,924 --> 00:09:20,820
  436. You don't think your prolonged isolation
  437. is making you a bit crazy perhaps?
  438.  
  439. 101
  440. 00:09:20,997 --> 00:09:25,438
  441. Crazy? Me? No way, Doc.
  442. You got me all wrong.
  443.  
  444. 102
  445. 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:28,550
  446. And despite all these
  447. so called friends of yours,
  448.  
  449. 103
  450. 00:09:28,678 --> 00:09:31,758
  451. deep down you are still rather lonely?
  452.  
  453. 104
  454. 00:09:37,423 --> 00:09:40,739
  455. <i>Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?</i>
  456.  
  457. 105
  458. 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,385
  459. Hey! No, no...
  460.  
  461. 106
  462. 00:09:59,055 --> 00:10:02,711
  463. Get out of there! Come on!
  464. Oh, come on! Get out of there!
  465.  
  466. 107
  467. 00:10:03,138 --> 00:10:05,514
  468. Get out of there, you trash pandas!
  469.  
  470. 108
  471. 00:10:07,082 --> 00:10:09,760
  472. Maddie, as Green Hills
  473. most respected veterinary,
  474.  
  475. 109
  476. 00:10:09,934 --> 00:10:12,711
  477. what is the fastest way
  478. to exterminate a racoon?
  479.  
  480. 110
  481. 00:10:13,106 --> 00:10:15,697
  482. Hi, Ozzy. Hello.
  483. You're glad to see me?
  484.  
  485. 111
  486. 00:10:15,797 --> 00:10:17,393
  487. You don't eat garbage, do you?
  488.  
  489. 112
  490. 00:10:17,765 --> 00:10:19,292
  491. What's that?
  492.  
  493. 113
  494. 00:10:19,657 --> 00:10:22,144
  495. - Is that what I think it is?
  496. - Open it.
  497.  
  498. 114
  499. 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:27,027
  500. - It's kinda small, is that bad?
  501. - Just... open it.
  502.  
  503. 115
  504. 00:10:32,836 --> 00:10:34,920
  505. Dear Thomas, we have reviewed
  506. your application
  507.  
  508. 116
  509. 00:10:35,039 --> 00:10:36,739
  510. to the San Francisco Police Department,
  511.  
  512. 117
  513. 00:10:36,881 --> 00:10:39,468
  514. and pending inter departmental review
  515. and background check.
  516.  
  517. 118
  518. 00:10:39,564 --> 00:10:43,489
  519. And we are happy to inform you that you
  520. have been selected to join our team.
  521.  
  522. 119
  523. 00:10:43,649 --> 00:10:45,757
  524. Wow! Oh my God!
  525.  
  526. 120
  527. 00:10:48,628 --> 00:10:50,323
  528. San Francisco sucks?
  529.  
  530. 121
  531. 00:10:52,593 --> 00:10:54,116
  532. Wrong one.
  533.  
  534. 122
  535. 00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:00,852
  536. - You never had a doubt, huh?
  537. - No!
  538.  
  539. 123
  540. 00:11:03,883 --> 00:11:06,921
  541. - I can't believe this!
  542. - I know. You did it!
  543.  
  544. 124
  545. 00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:10,287
  546. What are those?
  547.  
  548. 125
  549. 00:11:11,314 --> 00:11:13,700
  550. Apartments for rent I found on Zillow.
  551.  
  552. 126
  553. 00:11:13,884 --> 00:11:16,552
  554. I though Ozzy and I
  555. can fly there tomorrow,
  556.  
  557. 127
  558. 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,025
  559. and check out some neighborhoods.
  560.  
  561. 128
  562. 00:11:19,622 --> 00:11:21,785
  563. I mean, this is all happening so fast.
  564.  
  565. 129
  566. 00:11:23,032 --> 00:11:27,790
  567. Man, it's the craziest thing,
  568. you apply for the job, you get the job.
  569.  
  570. 130
  571. 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,050
  572. - Well, pending a background check.
  573. - Oh, man,
  574.  
  575. 131
  576. 00:11:30,177 --> 00:11:33,853
  577. hope they don't find out about that time
  578. you used the neighbor's WiFi.
  579.  
  580. 132
  581. 00:11:34,022 --> 00:11:36,491
  582. Correction, I'm still using
  583. the neighbor's WiFi.
  584.  
  585. 133
  586. 00:11:36,881 --> 00:11:38,182
  587. But, Maddie...
  588.  
  589. 134
  590. 00:11:38,493 --> 00:11:40,189
  591. Are you sure you're okay with this?
  592.  
  593. 135
  594. 00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:41,926
  595. Thomas Michael Wachowski,
  596.  
  597. 136
  598. 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:44,561
  599. what did you do the entire time
  600. I was in a veterinary school?
  601.  
  602. 137
  603. 00:11:44,692 --> 00:11:46,681
  604. I worked the second job
  605. to pay the rent, and...
  606.  
  607. 138
  608. 00:11:46,794 --> 00:11:48,698
  609. A third job to pay tuition.
  610.  
  611. 139
  612. 00:11:48,856 --> 00:11:52,899
  613. You sacrificed for me,
  614. I'm happy to sacrifice for you.
  615.  
  616. 140
  617. 00:11:53,826 --> 00:11:56,734
  618. Babe, are you sure you're okay with this?
  619.  
  620. 141
  621. 00:11:57,510 --> 00:12:01,760
  622. I mean, there's been a Wachowski protecting
  623. this town for more than 50 years.
  624.  
  625. 142
  626. 00:12:02,769 --> 00:12:04,766
  627. This is a big change.
  628.  
  629. 143
  630. 00:12:05,277 --> 00:12:06,896
  631. I'm positive.
  632.  
  633. 144
  634. 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,235
  635. It's time for this guy to get out there
  636. and prove himself.
  637.  
  638. 145
  639. 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:12,223
  640. I love Green Hills, but...
  641.  
  642. 146
  643. 00:12:12,368 --> 00:12:14,669
  644. You know, I wanna help people
  645. in real trouble.
  646.  
  647. 147
  648. 00:12:15,029 --> 00:12:17,789
  649. I want someone to turn to me
  650. in a life-or-death situation,
  651.  
  652. 148
  653. 00:12:17,947 --> 00:12:19,509
  654. and I'll be there for them.
  655.  
  656. 149
  657. 00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:24,273
  658. - I get it. I'm so proud of you.
  659. - Thank you.
  660.  
  661. 150
  662. 00:12:25,951 --> 00:12:28,165
  663. And so it is with a heavy heart,
  664. that I tell you all
  665.  
  666. 151
  667. 00:12:28,311 --> 00:12:31,394
  668. that I've accepted a position
  669. at the San Francisco Police Department
  670.  
  671. 152
  672. 00:12:31,582 --> 00:12:33,110
  673. effective immediately.
  674.  
  675. 153
  676. 00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:36,607
  677. It's gonna be tough to leave my home town,
  678. and all my friendships.
  679.  
  680. 154
  681. 00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:39,952
  682. But this is something
  683. I feel like I need to do,
  684.  
  685. 155
  686. 00:12:40,946 --> 00:12:45,274
  687. to grow, as both an officer, and a man.
  688.  
  689. 156
  690. 00:12:48,692 --> 00:12:50,593
  691. What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles?
  692.  
  693. 157
  694. 00:12:51,427 --> 00:12:53,120
  695. That wasn't so bad, right?
  696.  
  697. 158
  698. 00:12:54,538 --> 00:12:56,264
  699. Now all I gotta do is...
  700.  
  701. 159
  702. 00:12:57,054 --> 00:12:58,872
  703. tell everyone who isn't a donut.
  704.  
  705. 160
  706. 00:13:01,002 --> 00:13:03,411
  707. Whoa, the play-offs.
  708.  
  709. 161
  710. 00:13:47,963 --> 00:13:49,859
  711. So cool.
  712.  
  713. 162
  714. 00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:55,528
  715. Bottom of the ninth, tie score.
  716.  
  717. 163
  718. 00:13:55,676 --> 00:13:59,285
  719. And exactly who you want at the plate
  720. with the game on the line, Sonic.
  721.  
  722. 164
  723. 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,354
  724. But staring him down
  725. from the pitcher's mound
  726.  
  727. 165
  728. 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:05,776
  729. is the most fearsome southpaw
  730. in Green Hills, also Sonic.
  731.  
  732. 166
  733. 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:07,301
  734. Okay, focus, Sonic.
  735.  
  736. 167
  737. 00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:11,046
  738. If you win this game you'll be
  739. the most beloved kid in Green Hills.
  740.  
  741. 168
  742. 00:14:14,908 --> 00:14:18,586
  743. Hit it to the guy in left,
  744. he's a real space case.
  745.  
  746. 169
  747. 00:14:21,845 --> 00:14:23,457
  748. I can't with that guy.
  749.  
  750. 170
  751. 00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:27,759
  752. Hey, batter Sonic, hey, batter Sonic,
  753. is so in batter Sonic.
  754.  
  755. 171
  756. 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:36,635
  757. I got it, I got it...
  758.  
  759. 172
  760. 00:14:37,802 --> 00:14:39,318
  761. I don't got it.
  762.  
  763. 173
  764. 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:49,958
  765. Go home! Go home!
  766.  
  767. 174
  768. 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,970
  769. Come on!
  770.  
  771. 175
  772. 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,393
  773. Safe!
  774.  
  775. 176
  776. 00:15:00,374 --> 00:15:02,855
  777. Yes! Yes! I did it!
  778.  
  779. 177
  780. 00:15:02,996 --> 00:15:05,701
  781. Did you see that? I did it! I did it.
  782.  
  783. 178
  784. 00:15:18,903 --> 00:15:20,926
  785. I really am alone.
  786.  
  787. 179
  788. 00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:24,085
  789. All alone. Forever.
  790.  
  791. 180
  792. 00:15:58,329 --> 00:16:01,380
  793. I'm sure no one noticed
  794. that giant blue explosion, right?
  795.  
  796. 181
  797. 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,458
  798. - Hey, Wade.
  799. - Hi, Tom. Wade here.
  800.  
  801. 182
  802. 00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:17,178
  803. What is going on?
  804.  
  805. 183
  806. 00:16:17,318 --> 00:16:19,706
  807. - Oh Gosh, I think the power is out.
  808. - Yap, dur.
  809.  
  810. 184
  811. 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,353
  812. The lights are out.
  813. The whole town is freaking out.
  814.  
  815. 185
  816. 00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:24,446
  817. - What should I do?
  818. - Okay. Relax.
  819.  
  820. 186
  821. 00:16:24,572 --> 00:16:26,410
  822. Take a deep breath, call Gil,
  823.  
  824. 187
  825. 00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:29,024
  826. see if they can locate
  827. the down line, then...
  828.  
  829. 188
  830. 00:16:29,515 --> 00:16:32,317
  831. call Zim, and see if he can get
  832. his generator over to the Super Cue
  833.  
  834. 189
  835. 00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:37,339
  836. - so the food stays fresh.
  837. - Call Zim before Gil?
  838.  
  839. 190
  840. 00:16:37,887 --> 00:16:40,300
  841. - Call Gil... Hello? Wait. Wait!
  842. - I'll call you back.
  843.  
  844. 191
  845. 00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:42,985
  846. Hello? Was that the end
  847. of the instructions?
  848.  
  849. 192
  850. 00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:46,675
  851. Okay. All right. You can do this.
  852.  
  853. 193
  854. 00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:50,734
  855. What was the first thing he said to do?
  856.  
  857. 194
  858. 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,370
  859. Right. Relax.
  860.  
  861. 195
  862. 00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:17,585
  863. Twenty minutes ago an energy surge
  864. knocked our power
  865.  
  866. 196
  867. 00:17:17,735 --> 00:17:20,304
  868. across the entire Pacific Northwest.
  869. What do we know?
  870.  
  871. 197
  872. 00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:22,868
  873. Our first instinct was it was an EMP.
  874.  
  875. 198
  876. 00:17:23,639 --> 00:17:26,369
  877. But electromagnetic pulses
  878. don't have that kind of power.
  879.  
  880. 199
  881. 00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:29,001
  882. NASA has ruled out
  883. meteor strikes or solar flares.
  884.  
  885. 200
  886. 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,074
  887. The Department of Energy says
  888. it's not a power plant malfunction.
  889.  
  890. 201
  891. 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:35,009
  892. Sounds like we're really good
  893. at figuring out what it wasn't.
  894.  
  895. 202
  896. 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,227
  897. This could be a prelude
  898. to a larger attack.
  899.  
  900. 203
  901. 00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:40,584
  902. I'm suggesting we scramble the fifth and sixth regiment.
  903. - No, no...
  904.  
  905. 204
  906. 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:44,925
  907. This needs a much more sophisticated mind.
  908. Someone who understands technology.
  909.  
  910. 205
  911. 00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:47,769
  912. - You wanna send in a lab rat?
  913. - Not just any lab rat.
  914.  
  915. 206
  916. 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,094
  917. A lab rat with teeth.
  918.  
  919. 207
  920. 00:17:49,196 --> 00:17:51,612
  921. You're not suggesting who I think
  922. you're suggesting.
  923.  
  924. 208
  925. 00:17:51,726 --> 00:17:53,636
  926. - I know he's a little weird...
  927. - Weird?
  928.  
  929. 209
  930. 00:17:53,754 --> 00:17:56,217
  931. - No, no. No way!
  932. - He's a psychological tire fire.
  933.  
  934. 210
  935. 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,650
  936. But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs.
  937. IQ off the charts.
  938.  
  939. 211
  940. 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,438
  941. And his drone tech is revolutionary.
  942.  
  943. 212
  944. 00:18:02,592 --> 00:18:06,310
  945. - You're sure he can handle this?
  946. - He has a perfect operations record.
  947.  
  948. 213
  949. 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,521
  950. - Remember the coup in Pakistan?
  951. - No.
  952.  
  953. 214
  954. 00:18:08,657 --> 00:18:11,382
  955. - Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan?
  956. - It's not even a country.
  957.  
  958. 215
  959. 00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:14,508
  960. Exactly. And you can thank
  961. Robotnik for that.
  962.  
  963. 216
  964. 00:18:14,646 --> 00:18:17,909
  965. I can't believe you're bringing
  966. that freak into this.
  967.  
  968. 217
  969. 00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,540
  970. Neither can I, but...
  971.  
  972. 218
  973. 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,487
  974. We have no choice.
  975.  
  976. 219
  977. 00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:32,095
  978. Guys, coming up!
  979.  
  980. 220
  981. 00:18:33,557 --> 00:18:35,052
  982. Yes, Major.
  983.  
  984. 221
  985. 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,334
  986. What a...
  987.  
  988. 222
  989. 00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:12,163
  990. Are you in charge here?
  991.  
  992. 223
  993. 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,700
  994. - Yes, I am.
  995. - No. Wrong!
  996.  
  997. 224
  998. 00:19:14,869 --> 00:19:16,143
  999. - Name...
  1000. - I'm in charge!
  1001.  
  1002. 225
  1003. 00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:17,640
  1004. - Me!
  1005. - Is Major...
  1006.  
  1007. 226
  1008. 00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:19,776
  1009. - Ben...
  1010. - I'm in charge.
  1011.  
  1012. 227
  1013. 00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:22,989
  1014. You've never seen anything
  1015. like this before?
  1016.  
  1017. 228
  1018. 00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:27,567
  1019. It says I'm a top banana in a world
  1020. full of hungry little monkeys.
  1021.  
  1022. 229
  1023. 00:19:27,692 --> 00:19:29,410
  1024. Allow me to clarify.
  1025.  
  1026. 230
  1027. 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:32,921
  1028. In a sequentially ranked hierarchy
  1029. based on level of critical importance
  1030.  
  1031. 231
  1032. 00:19:33,051 --> 00:19:36,109
  1033. the disparity between us
  1034. is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone.
  1035.  
  1036. 232
  1037. 00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:39,883
  1038. - The Doctor thinks you're basic.
  1039. - I'm initiating a sweep sequence.
  1040.  
  1041. 233
  1042. 00:19:40,106 --> 00:19:42,619
  1043. Ten miles in every direction
  1044. should suffice.
  1045.  
  1046. 234
  1047. 00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:45,542
  1048. - Is he still looking at me funny?
  1049. - Yes, he is.
  1050.  
  1051. 235
  1052. 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,812
  1053. Tell him to stop or I'll pull out
  1054. his search history.
  1055.  
  1056. 236
  1057. 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,525
  1058. If you don't stop looking, the Doctor,
  1059. he'll take a closer look...
  1060.  
  1061. 237
  1062. 00:19:50,616 --> 00:19:53,748
  1063. - I'm not deaf.
  1064. - And tell him his men report to me now.
  1065.  
  1066. 238
  1067. 00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:57,353
  1068. Excuse me? Listen, pal,
  1069. I don't know if you realize...
  1070.  
  1071. 239
  1072. 00:19:57,482 --> 00:19:59,163
  1073. I'm sorry, Major, what was your name?
  1074.  
  1075. 240
  1076. 00:19:59,307 --> 00:20:02,751
  1077. - Benning...
  1078. - Nobody cares! Nobody cares.
  1079.  
  1080. 241
  1081. 00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:05,251
  1082. Listen, Major Nobodycares.
  1083.  
  1084. 242
  1085. 00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:07,547
  1086. You know why
  1087. nobody cares who you are?
  1088.  
  1089. 243
  1090. 00:20:07,818 --> 00:20:10,566
  1091. Because nobody cares about your feeble
  1092. accomplishments.
  1093.  
  1094. 244
  1095. 00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:13,172
  1096. And nobody cares about how proud
  1097. your Mommy is
  1098.  
  1099. 245
  1100. 00:20:13,324 --> 00:20:15,756
  1101. that you're now reading
  1102. at a third grade level.
  1103.  
  1104. 246
  1105. 00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:20,469
  1106. Have you finished 'Charlotte's Web' yet?
  1107. Spoiler alert, she dies in the end.
  1108.  
  1109. 247
  1110. 00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:23,230
  1111. But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.
  1112.  
  1113. 248
  1114. 00:20:24,842 --> 00:20:26,999
  1115. Oh, my babies.
  1116.  
  1117. 249
  1118. 00:20:27,738 --> 00:20:30,127
  1119. Look what came out of my egg sac.
  1120.  
  1121. 250
  1122. 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,399
  1123. You know what I love about machines?
  1124.  
  1125. 251
  1126. 00:20:33,325 --> 00:20:36,458
  1127. They do what they're told.
  1128. They follow their programming.
  1129.  
  1130. 252
  1131. 00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:40,218
  1132. They don't need time-off to get drunk,
  1133. and put the boat in the water.
  1134.  
  1135. 253
  1136. 00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:42,557
  1137. And you do what you're told.
  1138.  
  1139. 254
  1140. 00:20:42,703 --> 00:20:45,184
  1141. Stand over there on the edge
  1142. of your personal abyss.
  1143.  
  1144. 255
  1145. 00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:48,687
  1146. And watch my machines do your job.
  1147.  
  1148. 256
  1149. 00:20:51,113 --> 00:20:53,904
  1150. - Can you feel it, Stone?
  1151. - I can feel it, Doctor.
  1152.  
  1153. 257
  1154. 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,892
  1155. It's evolution, Stone.
  1156.  
  1157. 258
  1158. 00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:59,059
  1159. It's evolution!
  1160.  
  1161. 259
  1162. 00:21:34,261 --> 00:21:36,419
  1163. - Agent Stone?
  1164. - Doctor.
  1165.  
  1166. 260
  1167. 00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:39,071
  1168. Do you see anything useful in this image?
  1169.  
  1170. 261
  1171. 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,382
  1172. - Nothing at all, Doctor.
  1173. - Of course you don't.
  1174.  
  1175. 262
  1176. 00:21:42,712 --> 00:21:44,701
  1177. Your eyes weren't expertly trained
  1178. to spot tracks
  1179.  
  1180. 263
  1181. 00:21:44,864 --> 00:21:47,131
  1182. by the Native American Shadow Wolves.
  1183.  
  1184. 264
  1185. 00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:58,791
  1186. That's extraordinary.
  1187.  
  1188. 265
  1189. 00:21:58,989 --> 00:22:01,169
  1190. No, what extraordinary is...
  1191.  
  1192. 266
  1193. 00:22:01,322 --> 00:22:05,003
  1194. I determined the exact height, weight,
  1195. and spinal curvature of this creature.
  1196.  
  1197. 267
  1198. 00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:08,028
  1199. And my computer can't find
  1200. a single match for it, anywhere
  1201.  
  1202. 268
  1203. 00:22:08,374 --> 00:22:10,603
  1204. in Earth's animal kingdom.
  1205.  
  1206. 269
  1207. 00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:15,191
  1208. This blackout was not a terrorist attack,
  1209. and that's no baby Bigfoot.
  1210.  
  1211. 270
  1212. 00:22:15,748 --> 00:22:18,859
  1213. This guy is something else
  1214.  
  1215. 271
  1216. 00:22:20,532 --> 00:22:22,244
  1217. entirely.
  1218.  
  1219. 272
  1220. 00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:25,410
  1221. Divert all search units
  1222. to the site of the footprint.
  1223.  
  1224. 273
  1225. 00:22:26,005 --> 00:22:28,449
  1226. That's one small step for man,
  1227.  
  1228. 274
  1229. 00:22:28,607 --> 00:22:30,934
  1230. one giant leap for me.
  1231.  
  1232. 275
  1233. 00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:44,212
  1234. Okay, okay. Everything is fine.
  1235.  
  1236. 276
  1237. 00:22:44,372 --> 00:22:46,424
  1238. You played some baseball,
  1239. got a little upset.
  1240.  
  1241. 277
  1242. 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,834
  1243. Lightning shut out of your butt,
  1244. and now they're coming for you.
  1245.  
  1246. 278
  1247. 00:22:50,464 --> 00:22:52,528
  1248. All right, all right.
  1249. Earth isn't safe anymore.
  1250.  
  1251. 279
  1252. 00:22:52,658 --> 00:22:55,484
  1253. Time for plan B - Mushroomville.
  1254. I gotta take my stuff.
  1255.  
  1256. 280
  1257. 00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:57,472
  1258. Okay, essential items only.
  1259.  
  1260. 281
  1261. 00:22:57,615 --> 00:23:00,372
  1262. Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste,
  1263. hair gel, night light, funny hat.
  1264.  
  1265. 282
  1266. 00:23:00,753 --> 00:23:03,620
  1267. This half-eaten cantaloupe,
  1268. and my scented candle.
  1269.  
  1270. 283
  1271. 00:23:03,972 --> 00:23:05,606
  1272. My entire comic book collection.
  1273.  
  1274. 284
  1275. 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,391
  1276. Bean bag chair, can a bean bag chair
  1277. fit in the backpack? No, no.
  1278.  
  1279. 285
  1280. 00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:10,004
  1281. Of course not. That's stupid.
  1282.  
  1283. 286
  1284. 00:23:10,149 --> 00:23:13,424
  1285. Okay, what else? The rings!
  1286. The rings, yes, of course!
  1287.  
  1288. 287
  1289. 00:23:14,771 --> 00:23:18,122
  1290. Here we go. Ring time.
  1291. Mushroom planet, here I come.
  1292.  
  1293. 288
  1294. 00:23:18,828 --> 00:23:21,823
  1295. Oh, no! They're right outside,
  1296. I gotta go somewhere else.
  1297.  
  1298. 289
  1299. 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,457
  1300. Goodbye, cave.
  1301.  
  1302. 290
  1303. 00:23:32,474 --> 00:23:33,964
  1304. - Hi.
  1305. - Hey.
  1306.  
  1307. 291
  1308. 00:23:34,132 --> 00:23:35,172
  1309. What are you doing?
  1310.  
  1311. 292
  1312. 00:23:35,327 --> 00:23:38,055
  1313. Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel.
  1314.  
  1315. 293
  1316. 00:23:38,415 --> 00:23:40,068
  1317. That sounds half-fun.
  1318.  
  1319. 294
  1320. 00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:42,523
  1321. Hey, exciting stuff here.
  1322. We had a power outage.
  1323.  
  1324. 295
  1325. 00:23:42,676 --> 00:23:44,481
  1326. The whole town went dark.
  1327.  
  1328. 296
  1329. 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,778
  1330. It was like a sign telling me
  1331. to get outta Dodge.
  1332.  
  1333. 297
  1334. 00:23:46,811 --> 00:23:48,783
  1335. - Wade must've lost his mind.
  1336. - Yeah.
  1337.  
  1338. 298
  1339. 00:23:49,022 --> 00:23:50,938
  1340. And he does not have much to lose.
  1341.  
  1342. 299
  1343. 00:23:51,172 --> 00:23:53,758
  1344. How's your sister? Does she
  1345. convince you to leave me yet?
  1346.  
  1347. 300
  1348. 00:23:53,889 --> 00:23:57,203
  1349. No, but she did tell me to check
  1350. your phone for dating apps.
  1351.  
  1352. 301
  1353. 00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,785
  1354. The only apps on my phone
  1355. are the ones that came with it.
  1356.  
  1357. 302
  1358. 00:23:59,947 --> 00:24:02,228
  1359. - And the Olive Garden.
  1360. - Ah, because when you're there...
  1361.  
  1362. 303
  1363. 00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:04,001
  1364. You're family.
  1365.  
  1366. 304
  1367. 00:24:05,626 --> 00:24:07,322
  1368. No way!
  1369.  
  1370. 305
  1371. 00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:13,078
  1372. The racoons are back.
  1373. And they are in for a surprise.
  1374.  
  1375. 306
  1376. 00:24:13,205 --> 00:24:16,584
  1377. Your surprise better not be
  1378. my tranquilizer gun. They're just hungry.
  1379.  
  1380. 307
  1381. 00:24:16,844 --> 00:24:19,313
  1382. And also, that's for bears.
  1383.  
  1384. 308
  1385. 00:24:20,205 --> 00:24:22,245
  1386. - Good, now I know it'll work.
  1387. - Tom!
  1388.  
  1389. 309
  1390. 00:24:22,425 --> 00:24:24,799
  1391. I'm kidding, I'm just gonna use it
  1392. to scare them.
  1393.  
  1394. 310
  1395. 00:24:24,913 --> 00:24:27,461
  1396. - Possibly to death. Love you, honey, bye.
  1397. - To...
  1398.  
  1399. 311
  1400. 00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:34,732
  1401. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
  1402.  
  1403. 312
  1404. 00:24:36,847 --> 00:24:40,688
  1405. Okay, I'm in. With minimal damage
  1406. to Donut Lord's property.
  1407.  
  1408. 313
  1409. 00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:42,820
  1410. Here we go.
  1411.  
  1412. 314
  1413. 00:24:42,871 --> 00:24:46,194
  1414. Didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay.
  1415. You're going to a safe world.
  1416.  
  1417. 315
  1418. 00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:51,775
  1419. A nice safe world full of mushrooms.
  1420. Mushrooms that will be your only friends.
  1421.  
  1422. 316
  1423. 00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:53,821
  1424. That sounds awful, I can't do this.
  1425.  
  1426. 317
  1427. 00:24:53,966 --> 00:24:56,212
  1428. You have to do it,
  1429. there's no other option.
  1430.  
  1431. 318
  1432. 00:24:58,191 --> 00:24:59,618
  1433. All right.
  1434.  
  1435. 319
  1436. 00:25:00,642 --> 00:25:04,017
  1437. SFPD, pending background check.
  1438. Paws in the air!
  1439.  
  1440. 320
  1441. 00:25:06,634 --> 00:25:08,790
  1442. Uhhh... meow?
  1443.  
  1444. 321
  1445. 00:25:17,444 --> 00:25:20,378
  1446. San Francisco?
  1447.  
  1448. 322
  1449. 00:25:42,578 --> 00:25:44,024
  1450. No.
  1451.  
  1452. 323
  1453. 00:25:48,579 --> 00:25:49,784
  1454. What?
  1455.  
  1456. 324
  1457. 00:26:12,556 --> 00:26:14,184
  1458. The Blue Devil.
  1459.  
  1460. 325
  1461. 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,038
  1462. - Donut Lord?
  1463. - You can talk?
  1464.  
  1465. 326
  1466. 00:26:30,085 --> 00:26:31,264
  1467. You're not...
  1468.  
  1469. 327
  1470. 00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:34,439
  1471. - You're not here to abduct me, are you?
  1472. - You abducted me!
  1473.  
  1474. 328
  1475. 00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:37,968
  1476. Okay, it's a fair point. What are you?
  1477.  
  1478. 329
  1479. 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,898
  1480. Why are you hiding out in my garage?
  1481.  
  1482. 330
  1483. 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,232
  1484. I needed somewhere safe,
  1485.  
  1486. 331
  1487. 00:26:41,378 --> 00:26:43,919
  1488. and you are the only person
  1489. I could think of, Donut Lord.
  1490.  
  1491. 332
  1492. 00:26:44,047 --> 00:26:46,803
  1493. - Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
  1494. - 'Cause you talk to donuts,
  1495.  
  1496. 333
  1497. 00:26:46,962 --> 00:26:48,840
  1498. and then eat them
  1499. if they get out of the line.
  1500.  
  1501. 334
  1502. 00:26:48,968 --> 00:26:51,267
  1503. - Again, fair.
  1504. - Wait... Where are all the mushrooms?
  1505.  
  1506. 335
  1507. 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:55,915
  1508. Why am I still on Earth? What did...
  1509. Oh, no, I lost my rings!
  1510.  
  1511. 336
  1512. 00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,431
  1513. What?
  1514.  
  1515. 337
  1516. 00:27:02,902 --> 00:27:05,297
  1517. What's happening?
  1518. Is this your mothership?
  1519.  
  1520. 338
  1521. 00:27:06,364 --> 00:27:08,930
  1522. - I'm not in the mood to get probed.
  1523. - You think you're worried?
  1524.  
  1525. 339
  1526. 00:27:09,055 --> 00:27:10,697
  1527. I'm not even wearing pants.
  1528.  
  1529. 340
  1530. 00:27:14,221 --> 00:27:15,576
  1531. What the...
  1532.  
  1533. 341
  1534. 00:27:16,977 --> 00:27:19,222
  1535. - They're coming for me!
  1536. - Who's coming for you?
  1537.  
  1538. 342
  1539. 00:27:19,314 --> 00:27:21,994
  1540. - What does that have to do with me?
  1541. - I don't have time to explain,
  1542.  
  1543. 343
  1544. 00:27:22,097 --> 00:27:24,783
  1545. - but you have to help me.
  1546. - No, I don't. Why?
  1547.  
  1548. 344
  1549. 00:27:24,932 --> 00:27:28,254
  1550. Well, my legs, which normally
  1551. would be classified as lethal weapons
  1552.  
  1553. 345
  1554. 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,574
  1555. feel like spaghetti.
  1556.  
  1557. 346
  1558. 00:27:29,672 --> 00:27:32,815
  1559. I need your help, please.
  1560. It's life or death.
  1561.  
  1562. 347
  1563. 00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:42,030
  1564. Fine, come with me.
  1565.  
  1566. 348
  1567. 00:27:45,447 --> 00:27:47,061
  1568. Little help?
  1569.  
  1570. 349
  1571. 00:27:57,922 --> 00:28:01,100
  1572. - All right, stay here. And be quiet.
  1573. - Good plan, great plan.
  1574.  
  1575. 350
  1576. 00:28:01,239 --> 00:28:05,100
  1577. How are we working so well together?
  1578. Practically finishing each other sentences.
  1579.  
  1580. 351
  1581. 00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:07,558
  1582. Okay, bye.
  1583.  
  1584. 352
  1585. 00:28:11,004 --> 00:28:12,494
  1586. Hello there.
  1587.  
  1588. 353
  1589. 00:28:13,203 --> 00:28:14,747
  1590. Can I help you?
  1591.  
  1592. 354
  1593. 00:28:18,176 --> 00:28:20,250
  1594. Good morning, my rural chum.
  1595.  
  1596. 355
  1597. 00:28:20,746 --> 00:28:21,873
  1598. I'm...
  1599.  
  1600. 356
  1601. 00:28:22,162 --> 00:28:24,629
  1602. from the power company,
  1603. investigating the blackout.
  1604.  
  1605. 357
  1606. 00:28:24,781 --> 00:28:28,028
  1607. If you don't mind I'd like to take
  1608. a few readings inside your house?
  1609.  
  1610. 358
  1611. 00:28:28,151 --> 00:28:30,088
  1612. No kidding, you're from
  1613. the power company?
  1614.  
  1615. 359
  1616. 00:28:30,224 --> 00:28:33,165
  1617. You must know my buddy Spencer.
  1618. We play softball together.
  1619.  
  1620. 360
  1621. 00:28:33,309 --> 00:28:35,948
  1622. Spence, he's a good man.
  1623.  
  1624. 361
  1625. 00:28:37,229 --> 00:28:39,776
  1626. - Yeah, yeah... come on in!
  1627. - Great.
  1628.  
  1629. 362
  1630. 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,218
  1631. Take all the readings
  1632. you need. Except...
  1633.  
  1634. 363
  1635. 00:28:43,184 --> 00:28:46,453
  1636. Don't the power company usually take
  1637. their readings from outside the house?
  1638.  
  1639. 364
  1640. 00:28:46,571 --> 00:28:48,844
  1641. That way they can check
  1642. even if you're not home.
  1643.  
  1644. 365
  1645. 00:28:49,108 --> 00:28:51,598
  1646. Also, my buddy Spencer
  1647. works for the gas company.
  1648.  
  1649. 366
  1650. 00:28:51,724 --> 00:28:54,667
  1651. And he's more of an ultimate Frisbee guy.
  1652. So, you wanna tell me why
  1653.  
  1654. 367
  1655. 00:28:54,964 --> 00:28:58,274
  1656. you think I'm dumb enough
  1657. to just let you walk inside my house?
  1658.  
  1659. 368
  1660. 00:29:06,216 --> 00:29:08,729
  1661. - I'm sorry, Mr...?
  1662. - Wachowski.
  1663.  
  1664. 369
  1665. 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,424
  1666. But everyone calls me Tom.
  1667.  
  1668. 370
  1669. 00:29:10,642 --> 00:29:12,662
  1670. Except my dentist, he calls me Tim.
  1671.  
  1672. 371
  1673. 00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:16,266
  1674. But it's gone on for so long now that
  1675. it would be just weird if I corrected him.
  1676.  
  1677. 372
  1678. 00:29:16,412 --> 00:29:18,513
  1679. Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim.
  1680.  
  1681. 373
  1682. 00:29:18,661 --> 00:29:22,697
  1683. You may have noticed that this entire town
  1684. has been experiencing a power outage.
  1685.  
  1686. 374
  1687. 00:29:22,838 --> 00:29:24,665
  1688. Yup, no lights, picked up on that.
  1689.  
  1690. 375
  1691. 00:29:24,716 --> 00:29:26,736
  1692. Twenty minutes ago I tracked
  1693. an energy pulse
  1694.  
  1695. 376
  1696. 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:30,013
  1697. with the similar signature to the one
  1698. that caused that disruption.
  1699.  
  1700. 377
  1701. 00:29:44,693 --> 00:29:46,455
  1702. Listen, Mr...?
  1703.  
  1704. 378
  1705. 00:29:46,602 --> 00:29:49,167
  1706. Doctor. Doctor Robotnik.
  1707.  
  1708. 379
  1709. 00:29:49,346 --> 00:29:51,206
  1710. But my dentist calls me Rob.
  1711.  
  1712. 380
  1713. 00:29:52,498 --> 00:29:55,585
  1714. Look, Doctor Robotskiz...
  1715.  
  1716. 381
  1717. 00:29:56,108 --> 00:29:58,156
  1718. I'm sure what you're here for
  1719. is very serious,
  1720.  
  1721. 382
  1722. 00:29:58,286 --> 00:30:01,095
  1723. but it's got nothing to do with me,
  1724. you can ask anyone in town.
  1725.  
  1726. 383
  1727. 00:30:01,209 --> 00:30:02,897
  1728. - Everyone knows me.
  1729. - I bet they do.
  1730.  
  1731. 384
  1732. 00:30:03,046 --> 00:30:05,459
  1733. I'm sure you're hella popular
  1734. with the Gibs and Merles
  1735.  
  1736. 385
  1737. 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,789
  1738. and Billy Bobs in this glorified
  1739. gas station rest stop.
  1740.  
  1741. 386
  1742. 00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:13,161
  1743. Which goes way back to the days
  1744. of tipping cows and playing on a jug band.
  1745.  
  1746. 387
  1747. 00:30:16,071 --> 00:30:18,859
  1748. And maybe some day
  1749. you'll have achieved your goal
  1750.  
  1751. 388
  1752. 00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:21,777
  1753. of getting a Costco card,
  1754. or adopting a Labradoodle.
  1755.  
  1756. 389
  1757. 00:30:21,935 --> 00:30:27,205
  1758. But the reality is, I surpassed
  1759. everything you're ever going to do
  1760.  
  1761. 390
  1762. 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:30,980
  1763. before I was a toddler.
  1764.  
  1765. 391
  1766. 00:30:31,131 --> 00:30:34,702
  1767. I was spitting out formulas
  1768. while you were still spitting up formula.
  1769.  
  1770. 392
  1771. 00:30:34,828 --> 00:30:37,404
  1772. - I was breastfed, actually.
  1773. - Nice.
  1774.  
  1775. 393
  1776. 00:30:37,638 --> 00:30:39,854
  1777. Rub that in my orphan face.
  1778.  
  1779. 394
  1780. 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:45,877
  1781. Mr. Wachowski, are you familiar
  1782. with US code 904, title 10, article 104?
  1783.  
  1784. 395
  1785. 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,040
  1786. - Yeah...
  1787. - Anyone, who attempts to aid
  1788.  
  1789. 396
  1790. 00:30:49,199 --> 00:30:52,031
  1791. an enemy of the United States
  1792. shall suffer death.
  1793.  
  1794. 397
  1795. 00:30:53,903 --> 00:30:55,908
  1796. And if I'm the one who catches you,
  1797.  
  1798. 398
  1799. 00:30:56,373 --> 00:30:58,228
  1800. it'll be even worse.
  1801.  
  1802. 399
  1803. 00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:01,080
  1804. Worse than death?
  1805.  
  1806. 400
  1807. 00:31:03,288 --> 00:31:05,004
  1808. Okay, I'm a ball.
  1809. Just a normal ball.
  1810.  
  1811. 401
  1812. 00:31:05,151 --> 00:31:06,412
  1813. I'm blending in like a bulge.
  1814.  
  1815. 402
  1816. 00:31:06,548 --> 00:31:10,306
  1817. Stop talking. No, you stop talking.
  1818. Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic!
  1819.  
  1820. 403
  1821. 00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:12,560
  1822. Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me
  1823. with X-Rays,
  1824.  
  1825. 404
  1826. 00:31:12,693 --> 00:31:14,957
  1827. I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.
  1828.  
  1829. 405
  1830. 00:31:22,469 --> 00:31:24,760
  1831. Don't freak out. Don't freak...
  1832. Don't freak out.
  1833.  
  1834. 406
  1835. 00:31:24,919 --> 00:31:26,916
  1836. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
  1837.  
  1838. 407
  1839. 00:31:28,341 --> 00:31:29,729
  1840. I'm freaking out!
  1841.  
  1842. 408
  1843. 00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:34,543
  1844. Why don't you have
  1845. your staircase carpeted?
  1846.  
  1847. 409
  1848. 00:31:34,696 --> 00:31:36,039
  1849. Compared to...
  1850.  
  1851. 410
  1852. 00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:40,397
  1853. - Old pipes.
  1854. - Yeah.
  1855.  
  1856. 411
  1857. 00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:43,188
  1858. Probably just the house settling.
  1859. Nothing to see here.
  1860.  
  1861. 412
  1862. 00:31:44,787 --> 00:31:46,054
  1863. Hey!
  1864.  
  1865. 413
  1866. 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,651
  1867. Here's the thing.
  1868.  
  1869. 414
  1870. 00:31:54,399 --> 00:31:55,931
  1871. I'm never wrong.
  1872.  
  1873. 415
  1874. 00:31:56,695 --> 00:31:59,017
  1875. Well, first time for everything, I guess.
  1876.  
  1877. 416
  1878. 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,361
  1879. Would you like some cake?
  1880.  
  1881. 417
  1882. 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:04,676
  1883. I hear racoons have the cleanest mouths
  1884. of any animal that routinely eats garbage.
  1885.  
  1886. 418
  1887. 00:32:15,957 --> 00:32:17,720
  1888. Look at that.
  1889.  
  1890. 419
  1891. 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,878
  1892. I was right.
  1893.  
  1894. 420
  1895. 00:32:20,293 --> 00:32:22,220
  1896. Note the lack of surprise.
  1897.  
  1898. 421
  1899. 00:32:22,417 --> 00:32:24,146
  1900. Should we try this again?
  1901.  
  1902. 422
  1903. 00:32:34,651 --> 00:32:38,872
  1904. I'm going to give you five seconds
  1905. to tell me where it is. Five.
  1906.  
  1907. 423
  1908. 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,080
  1909. - I don't know what's you're talking about.
  1910. - Four.
  1911.  
  1912. 424
  1913. 00:32:41,237 --> 00:32:43,637
  1914. Hey, tough guy, I'm a cop.
  1915. And you're threatening an Officer.
  1916.  
  1917. 425
  1918. 00:32:43,738 --> 00:32:46,406
  1919. How can you threaten somebody
  1920. who never existed? Three.
  1921.  
  1922. 426
  1923. 00:32:46,975 --> 00:32:48,968
  1924. Come on, rack your brain!
  1925.  
  1926. 427
  1927. 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:52,422
  1928. You might be able to come up
  1929. with some lame excuse to go on living.
  1930.  
  1931. 428
  1932. 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,133
  1933. In two...
  1934.  
  1935. 429
  1936. 00:32:54,874 --> 00:32:56,138
  1937. One!
  1938.  
  1939. 430
  1940. 00:32:56,504 --> 00:32:58,467
  1941. Wait! Don't hurt him.
  1942.  
  1943. 431
  1944. 00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:13,709
  1945. This feels excessive.
  1946.  
  1947. 432
  1948. 00:33:17,154 --> 00:33:18,296
  1949. Stay behind me.
  1950.  
  1951. 433
  1952. 00:33:34,489 --> 00:33:36,952
  1953. Don't worry, I got it
  1954. right where I want it.
  1955.  
  1956. 434
  1957. 00:33:39,532 --> 00:33:42,956
  1958. Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver
  1959. packages with these things?
  1960.  
  1961. 435
  1962. 00:33:45,435 --> 00:33:48,201
  1963. This was a horrible plan,
  1964. what was I thinking?
  1965.  
  1966. 436
  1967. 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:52,501
  1968. I'm gonna puke!
  1969.  
  1970. 437
  1971. 00:33:56,146 --> 00:33:57,239
  1972. Come on!
  1973.  
  1974. 438
  1975. 00:33:58,164 --> 00:33:59,419
  1976. We gotta get out of here.
  1977.  
  1978. 439
  1979. 00:33:59,588 --> 00:34:02,648
  1980. Don't tell me that's all you've got.
  1981. I'm just getting started.
  1982.  
  1983. 440
  1984. 00:34:02,773 --> 00:34:05,504
  1985. Let me know if you wanna go
  1986. round two with the blue.
  1987.  
  1988. 441
  1989. 00:34:24,331 --> 00:34:25,496
  1990. Doctor!
  1991.  
  1992. 442
  1993. 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:26,947
  1994. Are you okay?
  1995.  
  1996. 443
  1997. 00:34:27,244 --> 00:34:29,282
  1998. I just saw a guy race
  1999. outta here and thought...
  2000.  
  2001. 444
  2002. 00:34:29,408 --> 00:34:30,845
  2003. That you should stop them?
  2004.  
  2005. 445
  2006. 00:34:31,962 --> 00:34:33,503
  2007. Open your mouth,
  2008.  
  2009. 446
  2010. 00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:35,735
  2011. and say you thought
  2012. that you should stop them.
  2013.  
  2014. 447
  2015. 00:34:35,895 --> 00:34:39,049
  2016. No, I thought that maybe I should
  2017. check to see if you're okay.
  2018.  
  2019. 448
  2020. 00:34:39,346 --> 00:34:42,071
  2021. You know what's hard about being
  2022. the smartest person in the world?
  2023.  
  2024. 449
  2025. 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:45,101
  2026. - Everyone else seems stupid.
  2027. - Yes. Way to go.
  2028.  
  2029. 450
  2030. 00:34:45,336 --> 00:34:46,791
  2031. You got that one.
  2032.  
  2033. 451
  2034. 00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:51,740
  2035. Whatever this creature is,
  2036. it's our job to secure it,
  2037.  
  2038. 452
  2039. 00:34:52,242 --> 00:34:55,427
  2040. neutralize it, uncover
  2041. the source of its power.
  2042.  
  2043. 453
  2044. 00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,481
  2045. And if it resists...
  2046.  
  2047. 454
  2048. 00:34:58,525 --> 00:35:00,078
  2049. we take it apart,
  2050.  
  2051. 455
  2052. 00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:02,099
  2053. piece by piece.
  2054.  
  2055. 456
  2056. 00:35:03,295 --> 00:35:05,207
  2057. See what makes it tick.
  2058.  
  2059. 457
  2060. 00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:07,598
  2061. - Stone.
  2062. - Doctor.
  2063.  
  2064. 458
  2065. 00:35:07,745 --> 00:35:09,401
  2066. Call Optical Illusions.
  2067.  
  2068. 459
  2069. 00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,788
  2070. Tell them I need new frames.
  2071.  
  2072. 460
  2073. 00:35:12,425 --> 00:35:14,032
  2074. They know what kind I like.
  2075.  
  2076. 461
  2077. 00:35:15,885 --> 00:35:17,532
  2078. And bring that quill.
  2079.  
  2080. 462
  2081. 00:35:18,061 --> 00:35:19,407
  2082. Yes, Doctor.
  2083.  
  2084. 463
  2085. 00:35:22,698 --> 00:35:23,962
  2086. All right, pal,
  2087.  
  2088. 464
  2089. 00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:25,690
  2090. You need to start talking right now.
  2091.  
  2092. 465
  2093. 00:35:25,822 --> 00:35:28,185
  2094. Who are you? <i>What</i> are you?
  2095.  
  2096. 466
  2097. 00:35:28,354 --> 00:35:30,692
  2098. I'm a hedgehog,
  2099. I feel like that's obvious.
  2100.  
  2101. 467
  2102. 00:35:30,888 --> 00:35:33,466
  2103. - And I'm in big trouble.
  2104. - You're in big trouble?
  2105.  
  2106. 468
  2107. 00:35:33,602 --> 00:35:36,580
  2108. You're not the one who punched
  2109. some sort of government weirdo back there.
  2110.  
  2111. 469
  2112. 00:35:36,706 --> 00:35:38,946
  2113. You think you have problems?
  2114. I lost my rings!
  2115.  
  2116. 470
  2117. 00:35:39,076 --> 00:35:40,610
  2118. Rings? What are you talking about?
  2119.  
  2120. 471
  2121. 00:35:40,741 --> 00:35:44,214
  2122. Okay, rings are how all advanced cultures
  2123. travel between worlds.
  2124.  
  2125. 472
  2126. 00:35:44,584 --> 00:35:46,922
  2127. And now mine are on top
  2128. of a pointy building
  2129.  
  2130. 473
  2131. 00:35:47,074 --> 00:35:49,845
  2132. I've only ever seen
  2133. on your skin tight t-shirt.
  2134.  
  2135. 474
  2136. 00:35:50,202 --> 00:35:52,363
  2137. So, I'd like you to take me
  2138. to San Francisco,
  2139.  
  2140. 475
  2141. 00:35:52,575 --> 00:35:55,702
  2142. so I can get back my rings and use them
  2143. to go to the Mushroom planet.
  2144.  
  2145. 476
  2146. 00:35:57,553 --> 00:35:59,897
  2147. - Mushroom planet?
  2148. - Yes!
  2149.  
  2150. 477
  2151. 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,426
  2152. Right.
  2153.  
  2154. 478
  2155. 00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:07,879
  2156. - Okay, pal. Out you go.
  2157. - I'm sorry, what?
  2158.  
  2159. 479
  2160. 00:36:08,025 --> 00:36:11,892
  2161. Look, this is the worst possible time
  2162. for me to get myself into trouble, okay?
  2163.  
  2164. 480
  2165. 00:36:12,001 --> 00:36:14,125
  2166. You asked me to save your life,
  2167. I saved your life.
  2168.  
  2169. 481
  2170. 00:36:14,248 --> 00:36:17,179
  2171. Now please, go find your rings,
  2172. and your Mushroomland.
  2173.  
  2174. 482
  2175. 00:36:17,331 --> 00:36:19,451
  2176. Hopefully I'm gonna wake up
  2177. in the hospital bed,
  2178.  
  2179. 483
  2180. 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:22,399
  2181. and the doctors gonna tell me
  2182. that my colonoscopy was a big success.
  2183.  
  2184. 484
  2185. 00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:24,761
  2186. - Okay? So, goodbye.
  2187. - Okay, goodbye.
  2188.  
  2189. 485
  2190. 00:36:25,279 --> 00:36:26,382
  2191. Goodbye.
  2192.  
  2193. 486
  2194. 00:36:28,923 --> 00:36:31,683
  2195. - Why aren't you leaving?
  2196. - I don't know where San Francisco is.
  2197.  
  2198. 487
  2199. 00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:32,822
  2200. - It's West.
  2201. - West?
  2202.  
  2203. 488
  2204. 00:36:32,933 --> 00:36:35,199
  2205. - Straight shot, can't miss it.
  2206. - Fine. That's cool.
  2207.  
  2208. 489
  2209. 00:36:35,330 --> 00:36:37,374
  2210. I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.
  2211.  
  2212. 490
  2213. 00:36:42,297 --> 00:36:46,139
  2214. So, as I crashed into the cold
  2215. dark water of the Pacific
  2216.  
  2217. 491
  2218. 00:36:46,479 --> 00:36:48,282
  2219. I realized a few things.
  2220.  
  2221. 492
  2222. 00:36:48,817 --> 00:36:51,020
  2223. A) I have no idea where I'm going;
  2224.  
  2225. 493
  2226. 00:36:51,354 --> 00:36:53,384
  2227. b) salt water stings.
  2228.  
  2229. 494
  2230. 00:36:53,809 --> 00:36:57,961
  2231. C) I shouldn't even be on this planet
  2232. right now, but I am.
  2233.  
  2234. 495
  2235. 00:36:58,101 --> 00:37:00,898
  2236. - Why? Because you shot me!
  2237. - I know.
  2238.  
  2239. 496
  2240. 00:37:01,111 --> 00:37:02,192
  2241. You shot me!
  2242.  
  2243. 497
  2244. 00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:05,000
  2245. All right. I heard you the first time.
  2246. You don't have to...
  2247.  
  2248. 498
  2249. 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:06,642
  2250. pile it on, good grief.
  2251.  
  2252. 499
  2253. 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,949
  2254. I'm wet. I'm cold.
  2255.  
  2256. 500
  2257. 00:37:09,318 --> 00:37:11,058
  2258. There's a fish on my head!
  2259.  
  2260. 501
  2261. 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,719
  2262. And clearly I'm not gonna be able
  2263. to do this on my own.
  2264.  
  2265. 502
  2266. 00:37:20,694 --> 00:37:23,376
  2267. - All right, get in the truck.
  2268. - Really? You gonna help me?
  2269.  
  2270. 503
  2271. 00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:26,650
  2272. I guess it is a little bit of my fault
  2273. that all of this is happening to you.
  2274.  
  2275. 504
  2276. 00:37:26,782 --> 00:37:29,675
  2277. Not a little bit, entirely.
  2278. It is entirely your fault.
  2279.  
  2280. 505
  2281. 00:37:29,818 --> 00:37:31,724
  2282. Okay, it's entirely my fault.
  2283. Are you coming?
  2284.  
  2285. 506
  2286. 00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:32,954
  2287. Yes.
  2288.  
  2289. 507
  2290. 00:37:35,448 --> 00:37:37,309
  2291. Roadtrip.
  2292.  
  2293. 508
  2294. 00:37:37,804 --> 00:37:39,247
  2295. What am I doing?
  2296.  
  2297. 509
  2298. 00:37:39,673 --> 00:37:42,233
  2299. All right, there's gonna be rules
  2300. on this trip. Number one:
  2301.  
  2302. 510
  2303. 00:37:42,366 --> 00:37:44,570
  2304. do exactly as I say all the time.
  2305.  
  2306. 511
  2307. 00:37:45,027 --> 00:37:46,864
  2308. - Got it?
  2309. - Got it, Donut Lord.
  2310.  
  2311. 512
  2312. 00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:48,841
  2313. Would you stop with the Donut Lord?
  2314.  
  2315. 513
  2316. 00:37:49,211 --> 00:37:51,045
  2317. I have a name. It's Tom.
  2318.  
  2319. 514
  2320. 00:37:51,383 --> 00:37:52,712
  2321. I'm Sonic.
  2322.  
  2323. 515
  2324. 00:37:52,906 --> 00:37:55,056
  2325. Sonic? Sonic.
  2326.  
  2327. 516
  2328. 00:37:56,176 --> 00:37:58,357
  2329. So, you've been spying
  2330. on us all for years.
  2331.  
  2332. 517
  2333. 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,231
  2334. I mean, I wouldn't call it spying.
  2335.  
  2336. 518
  2337. 00:38:00,363 --> 00:38:02,619
  2338. We were all just hanging out,
  2339. only I wasn't invited,
  2340.  
  2341. 519
  2342. 00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:04,253
  2343. and no one knew I was there.
  2344.  
  2345. 520
  2346. 00:38:04,388 --> 00:38:07,019
  2347. I can't believe Crazy Carl
  2348. was right all this time.
  2349.  
  2350. 521
  2351. 00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:10,069
  2352. Yeah, you should call him
  2353. Super Observing Carl instead.
  2354.  
  2355. 522
  2356. 00:38:10,638 --> 00:38:12,918
  2357. - Oh my God, stop the car right now!
  2358. - What? What?
  2359.  
  2360. 523
  2361. 00:38:13,081 --> 00:38:16,404
  2362. The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball?
  2363. We gotta see it!
  2364.  
  2365. 524
  2366. 00:38:16,532 --> 00:38:19,999
  2367. No, no. This is not some fun
  2368. family roadtrip, okay?
  2369.  
  2370. 525
  2371. 00:38:20,248 --> 00:38:24,246
  2372. The government wants to dissect you,
  2373. and arrest me. This is serious.
  2374.  
  2375. 526
  2376. 00:38:25,876 --> 00:38:28,287
  2377. You were right. It was lame.
  2378. Gift shop was cool, though.
  2379.  
  2380. 527
  2381. 00:38:28,528 --> 00:38:29,753
  2382. I got you a mouse pad.
  2383.  
  2384. 528
  2385. 00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:31,612
  2386. When are we gonna get there?
  2387.  
  2388. 529
  2389. 00:38:31,646 --> 00:38:33,534
  2390. We will get there when we get there.
  2391.  
  2392. 530
  2393. 00:38:52,578 --> 00:38:55,892
  2394. All right, I'm gonna go check in with Wade
  2395. to see if he knows what's going on.
  2396.  
  2397. 531
  2398. 00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:58,216
  2399. You gonna see Wade in that glass thing?
  2400.  
  2401. 532
  2402. 00:38:58,367 --> 00:39:00,315
  2403. What is it? A teleportation box?
  2404.  
  2405. 533
  2406. 00:39:02,075 --> 00:39:03,075
  2407. It's a pay phone.
  2408.  
  2409. 534
  2410. 00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:06,585
  2411. It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives
  2412. from the law, which is us.
  2413.  
  2414. 535
  2415. 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,236
  2416. Stay in the car. I don't want
  2417. anybody seeing you.
  2418.  
  2419. 536
  2420. 00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:10,838
  2421. Fine!
  2422.  
  2423. 537
  2424. 00:39:29,361 --> 00:39:34,020
  2425. Okay. Okay. That is the coolest place
  2426. on Earth, but you have to stay in the car.
  2427.  
  2428. 538
  2429. 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,557
  2430. Be strong. Be strong.
  2431.  
  2432. 539
  2433. 00:39:52,835 --> 00:39:54,995
  2434. Hello. Green Hills Police Department.
  2435.  
  2436. 540
  2437. 00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:57,925
  2438. - Wade, it's me.
  2439. - Hi, I'm so glad that you called.
  2440.  
  2441. 541
  2442. 00:39:58,307 --> 00:40:02,584
  2443. So, some guys came in asking
  2444. some questions. A little creepy.
  2445.  
  2446. 542
  2447. 00:40:02,949 --> 00:40:05,278
  2448. Kinda reminded me of the guys
  2449. from Men in Black,
  2450.  
  2451. 543
  2452. 00:40:05,396 --> 00:40:08,866
  2453. but not as likable,
  2454. or charming as Will Smith.
  2455.  
  2456. 544
  2457. 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,604
  2458. Wait, what kinda questions?
  2459.  
  2460. 545
  2461. 00:40:10,763 --> 00:40:13,020
  2462. Questions about terrorism.
  2463.  
  2464. 546
  2465. 00:40:13,526 --> 00:40:16,538
  2466. I told them that, like...
  2467. I've gone ice fishing with Tom.
  2468.  
  2469. 547
  2470. 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:20,608
  2471. He doesn't know how to make a bomb.
  2472. He can't even make, like bait in the cold.
  2473.  
  2474. 548
  2475. 00:40:20,737 --> 00:40:22,937
  2476. All right, Wade, listen to me.
  2477. This is really important.
  2478.  
  2479. 549
  2480. 00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:25,102
  2481. Don't tell them that we talked, okay?
  2482.  
  2483. 550
  2484. 00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:30,141
  2485. You know, I think they already know.
  2486.  
  2487. 551
  2488. 00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:33,696
  2489. Mr. Wachowski.
  2490.  
  2491. 552
  2492. 00:40:34,630 --> 00:40:35,783
  2493. Tom.
  2494.  
  2495. 553
  2496. 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,766
  2497. I want you to know
  2498. that the only other person
  2499.  
  2500. 554
  2501. 00:40:37,828 --> 00:40:40,896
  2502. who have ever punched me
  2503. in the face was the school bully.
  2504.  
  2505. 555
  2506. 00:40:41,025 --> 00:40:43,830
  2507. He hit me in the cafeteria
  2508. causing a blunt force contusion
  2509.  
  2510. 556
  2511. 00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:46,369
  2512. to the soft tissue
  2513. surrounding my orbital bone.
  2514.  
  2515. 557
  2516. 00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:48,542
  2517. Humiliated me in front
  2518. of the entire school.
  2519.  
  2520. 558
  2521. 00:40:48,695 --> 00:40:50,817
  2522. And you know what I did in response?
  2523.  
  2524. 559
  2525. 00:40:50,974 --> 00:40:53,583
  2526. I'm assuming that you reported him
  2527. to the Principal's office,
  2528.  
  2529. 560
  2530. 00:40:53,698 --> 00:40:56,076
  2531. 'cause, you know that kinda behavior
  2532. is really unacceptable.
  2533.  
  2534. 561
  2535. 00:40:56,238 --> 00:40:59,142
  2536. No, I examined the inefficiency
  2537. of a world where brawn trumped brain,
  2538.  
  2539. 562
  2540. 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,078
  2541. and I used technology
  2542. to resolve that inefficiency.
  2543.  
  2544. 563
  2545. 00:41:02,225 --> 00:41:04,951
  2546. The boy ate his meals
  2547. through a straw for a year.
  2548.  
  2549. 564
  2550. 00:41:05,222 --> 00:41:08,366
  2551. And I have never lost
  2552. a fight again. Until today.
  2553.  
  2554. 565
  2555. 00:41:09,021 --> 00:41:10,346
  2556. Hooray for me then, huh?
  2557.  
  2558. 566
  2559. 00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:13,103
  2560. No, because you're about
  2561. to become the bully with a straw!
  2562.  
  2563. 567
  2564. 00:41:13,251 --> 00:41:15,444
  2565. I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski.
  2566.  
  2567. 568
  2568. 00:41:15,839 --> 00:41:17,781
  2569. And when I catch you I'll...
  2570.  
  2571. 569
  2572. 00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:20,751
  2573. Hello? Hello?
  2574.  
  2575. 570
  2576. 00:41:21,866 --> 00:41:24,484
  2577. - Hello? Hello?
  2578. - I think he actually hung up.
  2579.  
  2580. 571
  2581. 00:41:24,531 --> 00:41:26,094
  2582. Because I noticed
  2583. that the light isn't on.
  2584.  
  2585. 572
  2586. 00:41:26,119 --> 00:41:27,574
  2587. Thank you, Officer Brainfart.
  2588.  
  2589. 573
  2590. 00:41:27,598 --> 00:41:29,882
  2591. If you give me a second
  2592. I can get an outside line.
  2593.  
  2594. 574
  2595. 00:41:30,417 --> 00:41:34,388
  2596. No, don't be bothered.
  2597. You just sit there and be <i>you-</i>
  2598.  
  2599. 575
  2600. 00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:37,142
  2601. <i>sless.</i>
  2602.  
  2603. 576
  2604. 00:41:44,075 --> 00:41:46,732
  2605. No one's gonna erase my memory here?
  2606.  
  2607. 577
  2608. 00:41:47,931 --> 00:41:49,896
  2609. I will tell people about this.
  2610.  
  2611. 578
  2612. 00:41:53,002 --> 00:41:56,111
  2613. Okay, not exactly
  2614. the healthiest meal, but...
  2615.  
  2616. 579
  2617. 00:41:57,305 --> 00:41:58,463
  2618. Sonic?
  2619.  
  2620. 580
  2621. 00:42:04,717 --> 00:42:06,065
  2622. No, no.
  2623.  
  2624. 581
  2625. 00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:22,687
  2626. Howdy, partner.
  2627.  
  2628. 582
  2629. 00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:24,599
  2630. I'm not your partner, come on,
  2631. we're leaving.
  2632.  
  2633. 583
  2634. 00:42:24,724 --> 00:42:27,462
  2635. But there's a ZZ Top cover band,
  2636. you gotta see their beards.
  2637.  
  2638. 584
  2639. 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,009
  2640. We will have to catch them
  2641. some other time. Let's go. Get up.
  2642.  
  2643. 585
  2644. 00:42:30,146 --> 00:42:33,458
  2645. If we stay I promise I won't say
  2646. another word for the rest of the trip.
  2647.  
  2648. 586
  2649. 00:42:33,604 --> 00:42:35,021
  2650. Starting... now.
  2651.  
  2652. 587
  2653. 00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:37,986
  2654. Welcome to the Piston Pit,
  2655. what can I get you fellas?
  2656.  
  2657. 588
  2658. 00:42:38,212 --> 00:42:42,605
  2659. I want nachos and buffalo wings, and guac.
  2660. Funny word, isn't it? Guac. Guac.
  2661.  
  2662. 589
  2663. 00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:46,275
  2664. No kids allowed in here.
  2665. What's he got on, some kinda mask?
  2666.  
  2667. 590
  2668. 00:42:47,056 --> 00:42:51,640
  2669. He's actually 43 years old,
  2670. and suffers from a very rare skin disease.
  2671.  
  2672. 591
  2673. 00:42:51,788 --> 00:42:54,131
  2674. That stunts his growth,
  2675. and makes him look...
  2676.  
  2677. 592
  2678. 00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:55,888
  2679. like... like that.
  2680.  
  2681. 593
  2682. 00:42:56,027 --> 00:42:59,959
  2683. The face I was born with, the confidence
  2684. I picked up along the way.
  2685.  
  2686. 594
  2687. 00:43:00,543 --> 00:43:02,904
  2688. - Make us a Mellow Yellow please.
  2689. - Okay.
  2690.  
  2691. 595
  2692. 00:43:04,010 --> 00:43:06,748
  2693. - You owe me one.
  2694. - I've never sat on a bar stool before.
  2695.  
  2696. 596
  2697. 00:43:06,904 --> 00:43:10,065
  2698. So squishy. Oh, look at this, it spins!
  2699.  
  2700. 597
  2701. 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,146
  2702. Yes.
  2703.  
  2704. 598
  2705. 00:43:12,803 --> 00:43:14,807
  2706. - I feel sick.
  2707. - Having fun?
  2708.  
  2709. 599
  2710. 00:43:15,099 --> 00:43:17,866
  2711. Gonna check this off the ol' bucket list,
  2712. huh? Big night for ya?
  2713.  
  2714. 600
  2715. 00:43:17,985 --> 00:43:19,814
  2716. What's a bucket list?
  2717.  
  2718. 601
  2719. 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,692
  2720. Bucket list is a...
  2721.  
  2722. 602
  2723. 00:43:22,097 --> 00:43:25,298
  2724. It's a list of things you wanna do
  2725. in your life before you...
  2726.  
  2727. 603
  2728. 00:43:25,952 --> 00:43:27,115
  2729. well, kick the bucket.
  2730.  
  2731. 604
  2732. 00:43:27,226 --> 00:43:30,150
  2733. I've never kicked the bucket
  2734. either. I gotta make my list.
  2735.  
  2736. 605
  2737. 00:43:35,927 --> 00:43:37,346
  2738. Sonic.
  2739.  
  2740. 606
  2741. 00:43:44,356 --> 00:43:45,468
  2742. Why? What's the matter?
  2743.  
  2744. 607
  2745. 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,476
  2746. There is so much stuff
  2747. I've never done.
  2748.  
  2749. 608
  2750. 00:43:47,635 --> 00:43:49,916
  2751. And now that I'm leaving Earth forever...
  2752.  
  2753. 609
  2754. 00:43:50,452 --> 00:43:52,259
  2755. I guess I missed my chance.
  2756.  
  2757. 610
  2758. 00:43:57,422 --> 00:44:00,796
  2759. Well, I guess this is the kinda place
  2760. you can get a lot of living done
  2761.  
  2762. 611
  2763. 00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,665
  2764. in a short period of time.
  2765.  
  2766. 612
  2767. 00:44:03,231 --> 00:44:04,936
  2768. I suppose we can spare an hour.
  2769.  
  2770. 613
  2771. 00:44:05,113 --> 00:44:07,443
  2772. What? You gonna bucket list with me?
  2773.  
  2774. 614
  2775. 00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:10,116
  2776. - Sure, why not.
  2777. - You won't regret this.
  2778.  
  2779. 615
  2780. 00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:11,562
  2781. I'm pretty sure I will.
  2782.  
  2783. 616
  2784. 00:44:36,342 --> 00:44:37,878
  2785. New high score.
  2786.  
  2787. 617
  2788. 00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:47,886
  2789. Wait a second, is this bull missing
  2790. a head or does it have two butts?
  2791.  
  2792. 618
  2793. 00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:52,384
  2794. - This is easy.
  2795. - Okay.
  2796.  
  2797. 619
  2798. 00:44:57,123 --> 00:44:58,826
  2799. I'm a cowboy, baby.
  2800.  
  2801. 620
  2802. 00:45:01,849 --> 00:45:03,334
  2803. I'm okay.
  2804.  
  2805. 621
  2806. 00:45:09,805 --> 00:45:10,951
  2807. Yeah!
  2808.  
  2809. 622
  2810. 00:45:13,287 --> 00:45:14,899
  2811. Yeah, laugh it up.
  2812.  
  2813. 623
  2814. 00:45:15,091 --> 00:45:16,697
  2815. Nice work, Romeo.
  2816.  
  2817. 624
  2818. 00:45:17,176 --> 00:45:19,852
  2819. - Glad you're having a good time.
  2820. - I am having a good time.
  2821.  
  2822. 625
  2823. 00:45:19,964 --> 00:45:22,680
  2824. I'm having the best time,
  2825. I mean what could go wrong?
  2826.  
  2827. 626
  2828. 00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:27,951
  2829. Can we help you?
  2830.  
  2831. 627
  2832. 00:45:28,304 --> 00:45:32,290
  2833. - We don't like your kind around here.
  2834. - Our kind? What kind is that?
  2835.  
  2836. 628
  2837. 00:45:34,388 --> 00:45:35,583
  2838. Hipsters.
  2839.  
  2840. 629
  2841. 00:45:36,143 --> 00:45:37,196
  2842. How dare you?!
  2843.  
  2844. 630
  2845. 00:45:37,309 --> 00:45:39,782
  2846. Hey, you know what? We were
  2847. just leaving anyway, weren't we?
  2848.  
  2849. 631
  2850. 00:45:39,919 --> 00:45:41,592
  2851. - Not a problem...
  2852. - No, no. It's okay.
  2853.  
  2854. 632
  2855. 00:45:41,732 --> 00:45:42,732
  2856. No, no. We're leaving.
  2857.  
  2858. 633
  2859. 00:45:42,811 --> 00:45:45,313
  2860. I know exactly how to handle
  2861. this situation.
  2862.  
  2863. 634
  2864. 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,609
  2865. Pop quiz hot-shot.
  2866.  
  2867. 635
  2868. 00:45:47,754 --> 00:45:50,405
  2869. You just picked a fight
  2870. with a poorly disguised hedgehog
  2871.  
  2872. 636
  2873. 00:45:50,546 --> 00:45:53,385
  2874. who's seen way too many
  2875. action movies. What do you do?
  2876.  
  2877. 637
  2878. 00:45:53,507 --> 00:45:55,162
  2879. What do you do?
  2880.  
  2881. 638
  2882. 00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:00,014
  2883. Am I crazy? It was supposed
  2884. to break, right?
  2885.  
  2886. 639
  2887. 00:46:01,783 --> 00:46:04,607
  2888. Break please. Break please.
  2889. Break please, bottle. Please.
  2890.  
  2891. 640
  2892. 00:46:04,776 --> 00:46:06,148
  2893. Sonic?
  2894.  
  2895. 641
  2896. 00:46:17,749 --> 00:46:20,353
  2897. - Nice going.
  2898. - Thanks. It's awesome, right?
  2899.  
  2900. 642
  2901. 00:46:20,522 --> 00:46:22,509
  2902. All right, who's next?
  2903. Who wants some?
  2904.  
  2905. 643
  2906. 00:46:22,688 --> 00:46:24,266
  2907. Who do I get to beat up?
  2908.  
  2909. 644
  2910. 00:46:24,661 --> 00:46:29,063
  2911. Hey, has anybody seen my waitress?
  2912. Still waiting on those buffalo wings.
  2913.  
  2914. 645
  2915. 00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:31,445
  2916. Ah, you!
  2917.  
  2918. 646
  2919. 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,127
  2920. Really?
  2921.  
  2922. 647
  2923. 00:48:33,074 --> 00:48:35,841
  2924. - So, should we get out of here?
  2925. - Yeah, time to go.
  2926.  
  2927. 648
  2928. 00:48:38,005 --> 00:48:39,026
  2929. That was amazing!
  2930.  
  2931. 649
  2932. 00:48:39,229 --> 00:48:42,120
  2933. Wait a second, did we even pay
  2934. our tip? It doesn't matter!
  2935.  
  2936. 650
  2937. 00:48:42,303 --> 00:48:44,926
  2938. Watch this. Watch this.
  2939. I always wanted to do this.
  2940.  
  2941. 651
  2942. 00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:50,654
  2943. - Get them!
  2944. - See ya, suckers.
  2945.  
  2946. 652
  2947. 00:48:51,439 --> 00:48:54,007
  2948. I can't say for sure,
  2949. but I think they liked me.
  2950.  
  2951. 653
  2952. 00:49:00,058 --> 00:49:01,469
  2953. - Yes! Yes!
  2954. - Yeah!
  2955.  
  2956. 654
  2957. 00:49:01,614 --> 00:49:02,245
  2958. Ouch!
  2959.  
  2960. 655
  2961. 00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:05,255
  2962. - They got you pretty good.
  2963. - I'm all right, have been hit harder.
  2964.  
  2965. 656
  2966. 00:49:05,413 --> 00:49:07,090
  2967. Did you see how much
  2968. toilet paper I used?
  2969.  
  2970. 657
  2971. 00:49:07,238 --> 00:49:10,750
  2972. The next person that goes into that
  2973. bathroom will have nothing to wipe with.
  2974.  
  2975. 658
  2976. 00:49:11,261 --> 00:49:14,921
  2977. The floors were sticky. The crowd
  2978. was rough. And the odds were against us.
  2979.  
  2980. 659
  2981. 00:49:15,159 --> 00:49:18,421
  2982. But there was no stopping
  2983. Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.
  2984.  
  2985. 660
  2986. 00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,230
  2987. Scratch another one off my list.
  2988.  
  2989. 661
  2990. 00:49:22,449 --> 00:49:24,362
  2991. You are a weird little dude.
  2992.  
  2993. 662
  2994. 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:39,178
  2995. - Okay.
  2996. - So, what are we gonna do now?
  2997.  
  2998. 663
  2999. 00:49:40,854 --> 00:49:42,914
  3000. I'm gonna pass out watching TV.
  3001.  
  3002. 664
  3003. 00:49:43,247 --> 00:49:45,735
  3004. - You should, too.
  3005. - But this is my last night on Earth.
  3006.  
  3007. 665
  3008. 00:49:45,867 --> 00:49:48,190
  3009. - I wanna soak up every last second.
  3010. - All right, well...
  3011.  
  3012. 666
  3013. 00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:51,552
  3014. Anything you can find to do in this room,
  3015. you knock yourself out.
  3016.  
  3017. 667
  3018. 00:49:58,116 --> 00:50:00,208
  3019. Good times.
  3020.  
  3021. 668
  3022. 00:50:02,507 --> 00:50:03,960
  3023. Oh, come on.
  3024.  
  3025. 669
  3026. 00:50:04,231 --> 00:50:08,293
  3027. - That's awful, what did you eat?
  3028. - I think it's called a chili dog.
  3029.  
  3030. 670
  3031. 00:50:08,985 --> 00:50:11,675
  3032. You might wanna check
  3033. your fur on that one, buddy.
  3034.  
  3035. 671
  3036. 00:50:12,223 --> 00:50:15,212
  3037. Hey, so what's this next planet
  3038. you're supposed to go to like?
  3039.  
  3040. 672
  3041. 00:50:15,465 --> 00:50:18,320
  3042. It's no Earth. I can tell you that.
  3043. There's no people.
  3044.  
  3045. 673
  3046. 00:50:18,456 --> 00:50:21,377
  3047. Just breathable air and giant
  3048. mushrooms, and stuff.
  3049.  
  3050. 674
  3051. 00:50:21,909 --> 00:50:23,622
  3052. Well, look at it this way.
  3053.  
  3054. 675
  3055. 00:50:24,001 --> 00:50:26,249
  3056. At least you won't be the only <i>fun-gi</i>.
  3057.  
  3058. 676
  3059. 00:50:26,905 --> 00:50:29,460
  3060. No, don't ever do that again.
  3061.  
  3062. 677
  3063. 00:50:30,598 --> 00:50:31,950
  3064. I liked it.
  3065.  
  3066. 678
  3067. 00:50:33,816 --> 00:50:35,807
  3068. I'm really gonna miss this place.
  3069.  
  3070. 679
  3071. 00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:39,622
  3072. I know I have to leave Earth to be safe,
  3073. but what if Longclaw was wrong?
  3074.  
  3075. 680
  3076. 00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:42,915
  3077. Maybe I could have a life here.
  3078.  
  3079. 681
  3080. 00:50:47,588 --> 00:50:49,927
  3081. All right, we should get some sleep.
  3082.  
  3083. 682
  3084. 00:50:51,363 --> 00:50:54,519
  3085. You sleep, don't worry about me,
  3086. I'm gonna stay up all night
  3087.  
  3088. 683
  3089. 00:50:54,663 --> 00:50:56,446
  3090. enjoying Earth while I can.
  3091.  
  3092. 684
  3093. 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,976
  3094. Sure, kid.
  3095.  
  3096. 685
  3097. 00:50:58,619 --> 00:51:00,763
  3098. As long as we're
  3099. on the road by eight.
  3100.  
  3101. 686
  3102. 00:51:24,657 --> 00:51:28,777
  3103. <i>Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing
  3104. an act of domestic terrorism.</i>
  3105.  
  3106. 687
  3107. 00:51:29,326 --> 00:51:31,974
  3108. <i>Wachowski is considered
  3109. armed and dangerous.</i>
  3110.  
  3111. 688
  3112. 00:51:32,237 --> 00:51:35,249
  3113. <i>Any information regarding
  3114. his whereabouts should be reported</i>
  3115.  
  3116. 689
  3117. 00:51:35,401 --> 00:51:37,234
  3118. <i>to local authorities immediately.</i>
  3119.  
  3120. 690
  3121. 00:51:43,454 --> 00:51:45,408
  3122. Did he say where he was going?
  3123.  
  3124. 691
  3125. 00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,759
  3126. Maybe. Maybe not.
  3127.  
  3128. 692
  3129. 00:51:51,896 --> 00:51:53,599
  3130. Like I'd ever tell you.
  3131.  
  3132. 693
  3133. 00:51:54,944 --> 00:51:56,503
  3134. Stand down, Agent Stone.
  3135.  
  3136. 694
  3137. 00:51:56,575 --> 00:51:59,043
  3138. This well-meaning citizen obviously
  3139. doesn't understand
  3140.  
  3141. 695
  3142. 00:51:59,196 --> 00:52:01,154
  3143. the urgency of the matter.
  3144.  
  3145. 696
  3146. 00:52:03,484 --> 00:52:04,945
  3147. Really?
  3148.  
  3149. 697
  3150. 00:52:07,203 --> 00:52:09,915
  3151. Now, that's what I call
  3152. 'good cop, bad cop'.
  3153.  
  3154. 698
  3155. 00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,510
  3156. Left yourself open.
  3157.  
  3158. 699
  3159. 00:52:17,064 --> 00:52:19,055
  3160. Judging by the quickest route
  3161. to San Francisco,
  3162.  
  3163. 700
  3164. 00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,292
  3165. the approximate speed of their vehicle
  3166. and local weather conditions...
  3167.  
  3168. 701
  3169. 00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:25,455
  3170. They should be...
  3171.  
  3172. 702
  3173. 00:52:26,114 --> 00:52:28,053
  3174. right about...
  3175.  
  3176. 703
  3177. 00:52:29,091 --> 00:52:30,434
  3178. here.
  3179.  
  3180. 704
  3181. 00:52:30,734 --> 00:52:33,964
  3182. - That's brilliant, Sir.
  3183. - Thanks... for nothing.
  3184.  
  3185. 705
  3186. 00:52:36,895 --> 00:52:39,373
  3187. - So, what's on your bucket list?
  3188. - Me?
  3189.  
  3190. 706
  3191. 00:52:39,507 --> 00:52:42,318
  3192. - Yeah, everyone has a bucket list, right?
  3193. - Well, sure, but...
  3194.  
  3195. 707
  3196. 00:52:42,454 --> 00:52:44,295
  3197. I mean, you are the one leaving Earth.
  3198.  
  3199. 708
  3200. 00:52:44,676 --> 00:52:46,665
  3201. And I'm not planning
  3202. on dying anytime soon.
  3203.  
  3204. 709
  3205. 00:52:46,812 --> 00:52:49,978
  3206. Don't be so sure, your best friend
  3207. is a magnet for danger.
  3208.  
  3209. 710
  3210. 00:52:50,117 --> 00:52:52,034
  3211. You're anointing yourself as the bestie?
  3212.  
  3213. 711
  3214. 00:52:53,224 --> 00:52:55,197
  3215. Little presumptuous,
  3216. but... I mean...
  3217.  
  3218. 712
  3219. 00:52:55,671 --> 00:52:57,821
  3220. I like you, of course, but...
  3221.  
  3222. 713
  3223. 00:52:58,050 --> 00:52:59,785
  3224. You know, we're not best friends.
  3225.  
  3226. 714
  3227. 00:53:00,153 --> 00:53:01,885
  3228. You tucked me in last night.
  3229.  
  3230. 715
  3231. 00:53:02,089 --> 00:53:05,178
  3232. - Fine, fine. Best animal friend.
  3233. - That would be my dog Ozzy.
  3234.  
  3235. 716
  3236. 00:53:05,287 --> 00:53:09,112
  3237. Okay, let's drop this increasingly
  3238. humiliating topic of conversation.
  3239.  
  3240. 717
  3241. 00:53:09,338 --> 00:53:11,124
  3242. Bucket list. Give it to me.
  3243.  
  3244. 718
  3245. 00:53:11,549 --> 00:53:13,491
  3246. Okay, there is one thing.
  3247.  
  3248. 719
  3249. 00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:16,320
  3250. In Green Hills I've always felt,
  3251.  
  3252. 720
  3253. 00:53:16,703 --> 00:53:19,874
  3254. I don't know, more like a baby sitter
  3255. than a real cop, you know?
  3256.  
  3257. 721
  3258. 00:53:20,062 --> 00:53:22,892
  3259. So, I want a chance to prove
  3260. myself under real pressure.
  3261.  
  3262. 722
  3263. 00:53:23,065 --> 00:53:25,830
  3264. I'm gonna move to San Francisco,
  3265. become a street cop.
  3266.  
  3267. 723
  3268. 00:53:26,445 --> 00:53:29,090
  3269. And, I don't know,
  3270. see if I have what it takes.
  3271.  
  3272. 724
  3273. 00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:31,471
  3274. What?
  3275.  
  3276. 725
  3277. 00:53:32,735 --> 00:53:36,260
  3278. - Why is your face doing that?
  3279. - You're leaving Green Hills?!
  3280.  
  3281. 726
  3282. 00:53:36,994 --> 00:53:38,982
  3283. - Okay.
  3284. - Bu... But... But why?
  3285.  
  3286. 727
  3287. 00:53:39,032 --> 00:53:42,093
  3288. - Why would you leave Green Hills?
  3289. - This maybe hard for you to understand,
  3290.  
  3291. 728
  3292. 00:53:42,232 --> 00:53:44,867
  3293. but Green Hills is a small town,
  3294. it's a very small town.
  3295.  
  3296. 729
  3297. 00:53:45,005 --> 00:53:47,467
  3298. It's not small. There are
  3299. hundreds of people.
  3300.  
  3301. 730
  3302. 00:53:47,626 --> 00:53:49,165
  3303. That's a small town, dude.
  3304.  
  3305. 731
  3306. 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,976
  3307. It's a perfect town,
  3308. and the people need you.
  3309.  
  3310. 732
  3311. 00:53:52,081 --> 00:53:55,427
  3312. Please, I clean up their gutters,
  3313. I jumpstart their cars in the winter.
  3314.  
  3315. 733
  3316. 00:53:55,563 --> 00:53:57,254
  3317. They can call anybody to do that.
  3318.  
  3319. 734
  3320. 00:53:57,377 --> 00:54:00,886
  3321. Sure, they can call anybody,
  3322. but the don't. They call you.
  3323.  
  3324. 735
  3325. 00:54:17,996 --> 00:54:20,128
  3326. Eeny meeny miny...
  3327.  
  3328. 736
  3329. 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:22,722
  3330. mayhem.
  3331.  
  3332. 737
  3333. 00:54:33,756 --> 00:54:35,914
  3334. - You're not making any sense.
  3335. - Would you calm down?
  3336.  
  3337. 738
  3338. 00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:37,976
  3339. You come from a great town
  3340. with great people,
  3341.  
  3342. 739
  3343. 00:54:38,126 --> 00:54:40,776
  3344. and by my count zero bad guys
  3345. trying to kill you.
  3346.  
  3347. 740
  3348. 00:54:43,035 --> 00:54:45,505
  3349. Besides, what could possibly
  3350. be more important
  3351.  
  3352. 741
  3353. 00:54:45,645 --> 00:54:47,961
  3354. than protecting the people you care about?
  3355.  
  3356. 742
  3357. 00:54:53,997 --> 00:54:55,519
  3358. Look, I get...
  3359.  
  3360. 743
  3361. 00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:58,664
  3362. Yeah!
  3363.  
  3364. 744
  3365. 00:55:05,939 --> 00:55:09,614
  3366. You know what? I was wrong about you.
  3367. You're not the Donut Lord at all.
  3368.  
  3369. 745
  3370. 00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:11,597
  3371. You're more like the Jerk Lord.
  3372.  
  3373. 746
  3374. 00:55:11,746 --> 00:55:14,330
  3375. Have you noticed the harpoon
  3376. stuck in our dash?!
  3377.  
  3378. 747
  3379. 00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:21,333
  3380. Sonic!
  3381.  
  3382. 748
  3383. 00:55:21,363 --> 00:55:24,961
  3384. I was forced from my home,
  3385. your home is perfect and you're leaving it.
  3386.  
  3387. 749
  3388. 00:55:25,108 --> 00:55:26,746
  3389. Why would you do that?
  3390.  
  3391. 750
  3392. 00:55:26,871 --> 00:55:29,201
  3393. - Your body!
  3394. - No, no! Not again!
  3395.  
  3396. 751
  3397. 00:55:29,437 --> 00:55:31,233
  3398. - Hey, hold on!
  3399. - Why?
  3400.  
  3401. 752
  3402. 00:55:31,353 --> 00:55:32,722
  3403. Because I'm gonna do this.
  3404.  
  3405. 753
  3406. 00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:52,518
  3407. Sonic!
  3408.  
  3409. 754
  3410. 00:55:53,932 --> 00:55:55,343
  3411. Sonic!
  3412.  
  3413. 755
  3414. 00:55:59,445 --> 00:56:01,911
  3415. Guess I had a bonus life.
  3416.  
  3417. 756
  3418. 00:56:04,474 --> 00:56:05,669
  3419. Yeah, baby!
  3420.  
  3421. 757
  3422. 00:56:05,868 --> 00:56:08,044
  3423. Sonic - one, big tank - zero.
  3424.  
  3425. 758
  3426. 00:56:08,374 --> 00:56:10,224
  3427. I'm sorry. Did we
  3428. get this on camera?
  3429.  
  3430. 759
  3431. 00:56:10,336 --> 00:56:12,706
  3432. - How are you not dead?
  3433. - I have no idea.
  3434.  
  3435. 760
  3436. 00:56:13,157 --> 00:56:14,495
  3437. But do you see me dancing?
  3438.  
  3439. 761
  3440. 00:56:14,648 --> 00:56:17,157
  3441. - Yes, I saw your dance.
  3442. - Is that all you've got?
  3443.  
  3444. 762
  3445. 00:56:17,303 --> 00:56:19,241
  3446. No, but thank you for asking.
  3447.  
  3448. 763
  3449. 00:56:22,961 --> 00:56:24,060
  3450. Sonic!
  3451.  
  3452. 764
  3453. 00:56:24,512 --> 00:56:27,106
  3454. - Get back in the truck!
  3455. - You go, I'll catch up.
  3456.  
  3457. 765
  3458. 00:56:38,293 --> 00:56:40,569
  3459. I think that tank just had a baby.
  3460.  
  3461. 766
  3462. 00:56:53,156 --> 00:56:54,590
  3463. Incoming!
  3464.  
  3465. 767
  3466. 00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:59,316
  3467. - It's my turn!
  3468. - You just had one. It's mine!
  3469.  
  3470. 768
  3471. 00:56:59,479 --> 00:57:01,590
  3472. Hey, stop fighting, or I'm taking
  3473. that thing away!
  3474.  
  3475. 769
  3476. 00:57:01,771 --> 00:57:02,921
  3477. Yeah, right, Dad.
  3478.  
  3479. 770
  3480. 00:57:14,827 --> 00:57:16,819
  3481. - Where are you going?
  3482. - Just drive the car.
  3483.  
  3484. 771
  3485. 00:57:16,987 --> 00:57:18,502
  3486. I'll take care of this.
  3487.  
  3488. 772
  3489. 00:57:18,691 --> 00:57:20,556
  3490. And if I don't make it, just ditch me,
  3491.  
  3492. 773
  3493. 00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:22,074
  3494. you seem good at that.
  3495.  
  3496. 774
  3497. 00:57:31,590 --> 00:57:33,749
  3498. Hey, everyone, welcome back
  3499. to my livestream.
  3500.  
  3501. 775
  3502. 00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:36,095
  3503. Today, we're destroying robots. Step one.
  3504.  
  3505. 776
  3506. 00:57:41,277 --> 00:57:42,844
  3507. Yes! We did it!
  3508.  
  3509. 777
  3510. 00:57:47,585 --> 00:57:50,100
  3511. We did not do it. Who is this guy?
  3512.  
  3513. 778
  3514. 00:57:50,511 --> 00:57:52,680
  3515. Ever wonder where your
  3516. tax dollars are going?
  3517.  
  3518. 779
  3519. 00:57:52,836 --> 00:57:55,173
  3520. My turn, here,
  3521. just keep us going straight.
  3522.  
  3523. 780
  3524. 00:57:55,528 --> 00:57:56,872
  3525. I put on cruise control.
  3526.  
  3527. 781
  3528. 00:57:57,126 --> 00:58:00,763
  3529. I feel just like Vin Diesel.
  3530. It's all about family, Tom.
  3531.  
  3532. 782
  3533. 00:58:07,942 --> 00:58:11,731
  3534. Quick suggestion. Roll up into a ball
  3535. and smash him with your body.
  3536.  
  3537. 783
  3538. 00:58:12,968 --> 00:58:15,312
  3539. Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?!
  3540.  
  3541. 784
  3542. 00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:18,031
  3543. Here, in this truck,
  3544. it's happening as we speak.
  3545.  
  3546. 785
  3547. 00:58:21,044 --> 00:58:22,964
  3548. I can't reach it, bring it in closer.
  3549.  
  3550. 786
  3551. 00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:25,471
  3552. - What?
  3553. - Bring it in closer. Hit the brakes.
  3554.  
  3555. 787
  3556. 00:58:25,724 --> 00:58:28,656
  3557. - Oh, you mean this one?
  3558. - The other brakes!
  3559.  
  3560. 788
  3561. 00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:46,221
  3562. Give me a big fat break!
  3563.  
  3564. 789
  3565. 00:58:52,271 --> 00:58:54,305
  3566. This one is cute, let's keep him.
  3567.  
  3568. 790
  3569. 00:58:57,907 --> 00:58:59,020
  3570. Oh, come on!
  3571.  
  3572. 791
  3573. 00:58:59,154 --> 00:59:01,476
  3574. How can something so adorable
  3575. be so terrible.
  3576.  
  3577. 792
  3578. 00:59:04,810 --> 00:59:06,704
  3579. You got car insurance, right?
  3580.  
  3581. 793
  3582. 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:14,525
  3583. Buzz off!
  3584.  
  3585. 794
  3586. 00:59:14,911 --> 00:59:17,597
  3587. - That doesn't sound good.
  3588. - No, beeping means bad! Get rid of it!
  3589.  
  3590. 795
  3591. 00:59:17,711 --> 00:59:18,439
  3592. I'm trying.
  3593.  
  3594. 796
  3595. 00:59:18,558 --> 00:59:20,532
  3596. Just throw it off the window!
  3597. Throw it anywhere!
  3598.  
  3599. 797
  3600. 00:59:20,659 --> 00:59:23,018
  3601. - I can't get it off!
  3602. - All right, I'm pulling over.
  3603.  
  3604. 798
  3605. 00:59:30,595 --> 00:59:32,426
  3606. - Did I get it?
  3607. - No.
  3608.  
  3609. 799
  3610. 00:59:34,218 --> 00:59:35,788
  3611. Here, hold still.
  3612.  
  3613. 800
  3614. 00:59:36,541 --> 00:59:38,322
  3615. It's going. It's going.
  3616.  
  3617. 801
  3618. 00:59:38,570 --> 00:59:39,926
  3619. It's still here.
  3620.  
  3621. 802
  3622. 00:59:43,072 --> 00:59:46,291
  3623. Get off me! Nailed it!
  3624.  
  3625. 803
  3626. 00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,285
  3627. Sonic!
  3628.  
  3629. 804
  3630. 01:00:04,418 --> 01:00:05,635
  3631. No, no.
  3632.  
  3633. 805
  3634. 01:00:12,654 --> 01:00:14,379
  3635. Hey, come on. You're all right.
  3636.  
  3637. 806
  3638. 01:00:14,522 --> 01:00:16,689
  3639. Wake up. Wake up.
  3640.  
  3641. 807
  3642. 01:00:23,425 --> 01:00:24,831
  3643. Did we get them?
  3644.  
  3645. 808
  3646. 01:00:25,552 --> 01:00:27,430
  3647. Oh, no, there they are.
  3648.  
  3649. 809
  3650. 01:00:27,698 --> 01:00:30,435
  3651. They are real survivors, those two.
  3652.  
  3653. 810
  3654. 01:00:35,368 --> 01:00:37,164
  3655. Can we have a moment?
  3656.  
  3657. 811
  3658. 01:00:39,598 --> 01:00:41,630
  3659. Pin yourself to the wall.
  3660.  
  3661. 812
  3662. 01:00:42,566 --> 01:00:44,784
  3663. You know, I won't miss you
  3664. when you're gone.
  3665.  
  3666. 813
  3667. 01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:48,849
  3668. Human beings are unreliable and stupid,
  3669. and I care very little about them.
  3670.  
  3671. 814
  3672. 01:00:48,986 --> 01:00:51,323
  3673. But my machines are diligent, relentless.
  3674.  
  3675. 815
  3676. 01:00:51,531 --> 01:00:53,478
  3677. They're everything to me!
  3678.  
  3679. 816
  3680. 01:01:07,977 --> 01:01:09,551
  3681. <i>Interesting.</i>
  3682.  
  3683. 817
  3684. 01:01:31,322 --> 01:01:33,919
  3685. Hold on, buddy. You'll be all right.
  3686.  
  3687. 818
  3688. 01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:35,775
  3689. You'll be all right.
  3690.  
  3691. 819
  3692. 01:01:40,554 --> 01:01:43,506
  3693. - I beg you, Rachel. No. It's an emergency.
  3694. - No, no. Not today. Goodbye. Bye bye.
  3695.  
  3696. 820
  3697. 01:01:43,530 --> 01:01:45,513
  3698. - Would you stop? Open it please. Maddie!
  3699. - Bye. Bye.
  3700.  
  3701. 821
  3702. 01:01:45,537 --> 01:01:48,777
  3703. - Don't do this to me please. It's important.
  3704. - Tom! Oh my God. Rachel let him in!
  3705.  
  3706. 822
  3707. 01:01:48,832 --> 01:01:51,596
  3708. I am calling the Police. No, I am calling
  3709. the FBI. I am calling the CIA.
  3710.  
  3711. 823
  3712. 01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,148
  3713. - I am calling someone.
  3714. - Don't do that.
  3715.  
  3716. 824
  3717. 01:01:53,172 --> 01:01:54,812
  3718. - I'm calling your Mother.
  3719. - Okay. Got it.
  3720.  
  3721. 825
  3722. 01:01:54,847 --> 01:01:56,643
  3723. - Maddie, can we just...
  3724. - Tom, what's going on?
  3725.  
  3726. 826
  3727. 01:01:56,667 --> 01:01:58,877
  3728. You're all over the news.
  3729. I've been trying to call you.
  3730.  
  3731. 827
  3732. 01:01:58,901 --> 01:02:00,864
  3733. I had to ditch my phone
  3734. so they couldn't track me.
  3735.  
  3736. 828
  3737. 01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:02,128
  3738. - Ditch his phone?
  3739. - Track? You?
  3740.  
  3741. 829
  3742. 01:02:02,238 --> 01:02:03,924
  3743. - Uncle Tommy!
  3744. - Jojo! Hey.
  3745.  
  3746. 830
  3747. 01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:07,235
  3748. - Now your niece is an accessory to treason.
  3749. - She's not.
  3750.  
  3751. 831
  3752. 01:02:07,435 --> 01:02:10,541
  3753. - Would you calm down.
  3754. - Calm down? I will not calm down!
  3755.  
  3756. 832
  3757. 01:02:10,693 --> 01:02:14,045
  3758. Yes, calm down. Stop talking.
  3759. No, Ozzy, please. I know, good to see you.
  3760.  
  3761. 833
  3762. 01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:17,130
  3763. - No, no! Ozzy, stop!
  3764. - Oh, good ol' Lord Baby Jesus!
  3765.  
  3766. 834
  3767. 01:02:17,353 --> 01:02:20,070
  3768. What is that, Tom?
  3769. Is it plutonium? Is it emails?
  3770.  
  3771. 835
  3772. 01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:23,586
  3773. Yes, it's plutonium. Can we just please...
  3774. Can we just go to your room and talk...
  3775.  
  3776. 836
  3777. 01:02:23,610 --> 01:02:24,710
  3778. Stop it, Ozzy! Quit it!
  3779.  
  3780. 837
  3781. 01:02:24,850 --> 01:02:27,368
  3782. - This is why I told you he was no good.
  3783. - I'm not engaging...
  3784.  
  3785. 838
  3786. 01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,238
  3787. - No, Ozzy, quit it!
  3788. - Door now open.
  3789.  
  3790. 839
  3791. 01:02:29,366 --> 01:02:30,526
  3792. - Locked.
  3793. - No, it's unlocked.
  3794.  
  3795. 840
  3796. 01:02:30,871 --> 01:02:32,954
  3797. Ozzy, no! Ozzy! No, no!
  3798.  
  3799. 841
  3800. 01:02:34,646 --> 01:02:36,084
  3801. Oh, catch me, Jojo.
  3802.  
  3803. 842
  3804. 01:02:38,148 --> 01:02:39,822
  3805. Oh, thank God!
  3806.  
  3807. 843
  3808. 01:02:41,084 --> 01:02:42,349
  3809. Can I get a glass of water?
  3810.  
  3811. 844
  3812. 01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:27,006
  3813. I just thought you might like a latte
  3814. with steamed Austrian goat milk.
  3815.  
  3816. 845
  3817. 01:04:27,461 --> 01:04:30,807
  3818. What do I look like, an imbecile?
  3819. Of course, I want a latte!
  3820.  
  3821. 846
  3822. 01:04:31,027 --> 01:04:32,946
  3823. I love the way you make them!
  3824.  
  3825. 847
  3826. 01:04:39,485 --> 01:04:41,903
  3827. Ready the prototype.
  3828.  
  3829. 848
  3830. 01:04:42,413 --> 01:04:47,838
  3831. With this kind of power my machines
  3832. can finally reach their full potential.
  3833.  
  3834. 849
  3835. 01:04:54,242 --> 01:04:56,098
  3836. He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
  3837.  
  3838. 850
  3839. 01:04:57,490 --> 01:04:59,840
  3840. Oh, thank God.
  3841. He's gonna be okay, right?
  3842.  
  3843. 851
  3844. 01:05:00,137 --> 01:05:02,874
  3845. I'm a vet, Tom, I don't even know
  3846. what I'm looking at here.
  3847.  
  3848. 852
  3849. 01:05:03,004 --> 01:05:04,963
  3850. Well, he's a hedgehog...
  3851. Or so he says.
  3852.  
  3853. 853
  3854. 01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:06,857
  3855. - It talks?
  3856. - Almost constantly.
  3857.  
  3858. 854
  3859. 01:05:07,162 --> 01:05:08,179
  3860. Okay.
  3861.  
  3862. 855
  3863. 01:05:09,937 --> 01:05:11,021
  3864. - Holy...
  3865. - What?
  3866.  
  3867. 856
  3868. 01:05:11,196 --> 01:05:12,816
  3869. Its pulse is super fast.
  3870.  
  3871. 857
  3872. 01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:15,077
  3873. Well, that actually
  3874. might be normal for him.
  3875.  
  3876. 858
  3877. 01:05:15,130 --> 01:05:18,433
  3878. - I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie.
  3879. - I don't know his physiology.
  3880.  
  3881. 859
  3882. 01:05:18,568 --> 01:05:21,486
  3883. He doesn't seem to have
  3884. any broken bones. He's just...
  3885.  
  3886. 860
  3887. 01:05:22,371 --> 01:05:23,911
  3888. really banged up.
  3889.  
  3890. 861
  3891. 01:05:25,209 --> 01:05:27,176
  3892. Look at his poor little feet.
  3893.  
  3894. 862
  3895. 01:05:30,785 --> 01:05:33,381
  3896. Hang in there, buddy.
  3897. You're gonna be all right.
  3898.  
  3899. 863
  3900. 01:05:36,629 --> 01:05:39,247
  3901. Jojo, untie your Mo... Jojo!
  3902.  
  3903. 864
  3904. 01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:42,284
  3905. Untie Mommy. Sweetie.
  3906.  
  3907. 865
  3908. 01:05:42,987 --> 01:05:44,110
  3909. Jojo!
  3910.  
  3911. 866
  3912. 01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:48,619
  3913. I have to go to the bathroom.
  3914.  
  3915. 867
  3916. 01:05:48,766 --> 01:05:50,459
  3917. He's gonna be okay, right?
  3918.  
  3919. 868
  3920. 01:05:50,608 --> 01:05:53,139
  3921. Like he's gonna snap outta this.
  3922. He'll wake up soon.
  3923.  
  3924. 869
  3925. 01:05:53,336 --> 01:05:55,656
  3926. Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have
  3927. like vet smelling salts,
  3928.  
  3929. 870
  3930. 01:05:55,778 --> 01:05:58,006
  3931. like for cats, or parakeets or something?
  3932.  
  3933. 871
  3934. 01:05:58,156 --> 01:06:01,074
  3935. - No, they don't make cat smelling salts.
  3936. - They should.
  3937.  
  3938. 872
  3939. 01:06:01,504 --> 01:06:05,583
  3940. I have human smelling salts
  3941. in my human first aid kit.
  3942.  
  3943. 873
  3944. 01:06:06,864 --> 01:06:08,113
  3945. Okay.
  3946.  
  3947. 874
  3948. 01:06:10,312 --> 01:06:11,460
  3949. Come on, buddy.
  3950.  
  3951. 875
  3952. 01:06:11,607 --> 01:06:12,939
  3953. Gotta go fast!
  3954.  
  3955. 876
  3956. 01:06:16,356 --> 01:06:18,715
  3957. Where am I? What year is it?
  3958. Is the Rock President?
  3959.  
  3960. 877
  3961. 01:06:18,841 --> 01:06:20,787
  3962. Whoa, whoa, buddy.
  3963. You're okay. Calm down.
  3964.  
  3965. 878
  3966. 01:06:20,923 --> 01:06:23,129
  3967. - Oh, hi Pretzel Lady!
  3968. - Hi.
  3969.  
  3970. 879
  3971. 01:06:24,051 --> 01:06:25,051
  3972. Tom?
  3973.  
  3974. 880
  3975. 01:06:25,222 --> 01:06:27,004
  3976. - Yeah?
  3977. - Can I talk to you please?
  3978.  
  3979. 881
  3980. 01:06:30,170 --> 01:06:32,217
  3981. Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest.
  3982.  
  3983. 882
  3984. 01:06:32,339 --> 01:06:35,531
  3985. You got it. I am great at resting.
  3986. I rest better than anybody.
  3987.  
  3988. 883
  3989. 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,305
  3990. Still talking.
  3991.  
  3992. 884
  3993. 01:06:37,433 --> 01:06:41,070
  3994. First of all, can we take a moment to
  3995. acknowledge how under control I've been.
  3996.  
  3997. 885
  3998. 01:06:41,185 --> 01:06:42,548
  3999. - Amazing.
  4000. - Didn't freak out.
  4001.  
  4002. 886
  4003. 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,525
  4004. - No.
  4005. - Totally calm.
  4006.  
  4007. 887
  4008. 01:06:44,933 --> 01:06:46,477
  4009. Thank you.
  4010.  
  4011. 888
  4012. 01:06:47,195 --> 01:06:48,885
  4013. Second of all,
  4014.  
  4015. 889
  4016. 01:06:49,398 --> 01:06:52,341
  4017. what the heck is going on?!
  4018. Is that thing an alien?
  4019.  
  4020. 890
  4021. 01:06:52,497 --> 01:06:56,903
  4022. Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl
  4023. is always going on about the Blue Devil?
  4024.  
  4025. 891
  4026. 01:06:57,782 --> 01:06:59,897
  4027. - That's him. He's real?
  4028. - Dah!
  4029.  
  4030. 892
  4031. 01:07:00,021 --> 01:07:02,492
  4032. What is he doing here?
  4033. What are you doing here?
  4034.  
  4035. 893
  4036. 01:07:03,633 --> 01:07:06,787
  4037. I kinda sorta shot our little blue friend
  4038. with your tranq gun.
  4039.  
  4040. 894
  4041. 01:07:06,912 --> 01:07:09,215
  4042. - No, you did not!
  4043. - I didn't... I didn't mean to.
  4044.  
  4045. 895
  4046. 01:07:09,330 --> 01:07:11,386
  4047. Okay, this is kinda hard
  4048. for me to explain.
  4049.  
  4050. 896
  4051. 01:07:11,451 --> 01:07:13,187
  4052. And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.
  4053.  
  4054. 897
  4055. 01:07:13,313 --> 01:07:16,663
  4056. He has to get to the Transamerica
  4057. building, and I promised I'd take him.
  4058.  
  4059. 898
  4060. 01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:19,127
  4061. Aliens?
  4062.  
  4063. 899
  4064. 01:07:19,392 --> 01:07:21,401
  4065. Maddie, your husband's
  4066. lost his mind.
  4067.  
  4068. 900
  4069. 01:07:21,548 --> 01:07:25,154
  4070. You can use this as an opportunity
  4071. to leave him. No one would judge you.
  4072.  
  4073. 901
  4074. 01:07:30,159 --> 01:07:32,537
  4075. So you won't hurt your feet anymore.
  4076.  
  4077. 902
  4078. 01:07:33,035 --> 01:07:34,393
  4079. Really?
  4080.  
  4081. 903
  4082. 01:07:35,362 --> 01:07:37,675
  4083. No one's ever given me a gift before.
  4084.  
  4085. 904
  4086. 01:07:38,484 --> 01:07:40,685
  4087. I gotta check that off my bucket list.
  4088.  
  4089. 905
  4090. 01:07:50,065 --> 01:07:51,986
  4091. All right. Lookin' good.
  4092.  
  4093. 906
  4094. 01:07:55,109 --> 01:07:56,269
  4095. Okay.
  4096.  
  4097. 907
  4098. 01:07:56,529 --> 01:07:59,430
  4099. You said you wanted to help
  4100. people in real trouble, right?
  4101.  
  4102. 908
  4103. 01:07:59,905 --> 01:08:01,280
  4104. Well, that's what you're doing.
  4105.  
  4106. 909
  4107. 01:08:01,475 --> 01:08:04,979
  4108. Blue alien hedgehogs
  4109. still count as <i>people,</i> right?
  4110.  
  4111. 910
  4112. 01:08:05,137 --> 01:08:06,393
  4113. - I think so, too.
  4114. - Yeah.
  4115.  
  4116. 911
  4117. 01:08:06,522 --> 01:08:08,038
  4118. - I think.
  4119. - Okay.
  4120.  
  4121. 912
  4122. 01:08:08,198 --> 01:08:11,888
  4123. I love you. Did I tell you that already?
  4124. I don't deserve you, you know that?
  4125.  
  4126. 913
  4127. 01:08:12,077 --> 01:08:13,624
  4128. I know that.
  4129.  
  4130. 914
  4131. 01:08:16,118 --> 01:08:17,118
  4132. So,
  4133.  
  4134. 915
  4135. 01:08:17,206 --> 01:08:20,790
  4136. you're supposed to be Tom's best friend
  4137. that he won't shut up about.
  4138.  
  4139. 916
  4140. 01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:24,201
  4141. Well, I don't see the appeal.
  4142.  
  4143. 917
  4144. 01:08:25,984 --> 01:08:28,677
  4145. Stop. That is very gross.
  4146.  
  4147. 918
  4148. 01:08:30,793 --> 01:08:31,848
  4149. - Hey.
  4150. - Hey.
  4151.  
  4152. 919
  4153. 01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:33,059
  4154. So,
  4155.  
  4156. 920
  4157. 01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:35,317
  4158. my truck still runs,
  4159. but it's pretty much totaled.
  4160.  
  4161. 921
  4162. 01:08:35,436 --> 01:08:37,636
  4163. You think your sister would mind
  4164. if we borrowed her car?
  4165.  
  4166. 922
  4167. 01:08:37,761 --> 01:08:39,553
  4168. You have got to be kidding me!
  4169.  
  4170. 923
  4171. 01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:42,508
  4172. - She'll be fine.
  4173. - Yes, let's do that.
  4174.  
  4175. 924
  4176. 01:08:42,853 --> 01:08:45,045
  4177. This is my house!
  4178.  
  4179. 925
  4180. 01:08:47,435 --> 01:08:50,729
  4181. Whoa, whoa... Now this is my turn.
  4182. And I pull around him.
  4183.  
  4184. 926
  4185. 01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:53,390
  4186. Sorry. And... perfect park.
  4187.  
  4188. 927
  4189. 01:08:53,691 --> 01:08:56,411
  4190. - What are you, crazy?
  4191. - Is there anything you didn't hit?
  4192.  
  4193. 928
  4194. 01:08:56,548 --> 01:08:59,301
  4195. - Why did we let the alien drive?
  4196. - Hey, I got us here.
  4197.  
  4198. 929
  4199. 01:08:59,465 --> 01:09:01,375
  4200. And please, five stars.
  4201.  
  4202. 930
  4203. 01:09:02,567 --> 01:09:03,927
  4204. So, this is it?
  4205.  
  4206. 931
  4207. 01:09:04,113 --> 01:09:05,760
  4208. That's it. That's your pyramid.
  4209.  
  4210. 932
  4211. 01:09:06,295 --> 01:09:09,362
  4212. - Wow! Look at that thing.
  4213. - What happens now?
  4214.  
  4215. 933
  4216. 01:09:10,268 --> 01:09:12,838
  4217. - Oh, he's... gone.
  4218. - Yup.
  4219.  
  4220. 934
  4221. 01:09:14,090 --> 01:09:16,798
  4222. No good. You need a special key
  4223. to get to the roof.
  4224.  
  4225. 935
  4226. 01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:19,355
  4227. What now?
  4228.  
  4229. 936
  4230. 01:09:19,518 --> 01:09:22,710
  4231. Time for me to abuse the power
  4232. entrusted to me.
  4233.  
  4234. 937
  4235. 01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:33,942
  4236. We got a jumper on the roof.
  4237.  
  4238. 938
  4239. 01:09:34,064 --> 01:09:37,393
  4240. Gotta get up there fast, or we're gonna
  4241. have a human pancake on our hands.
  4242.  
  4243. 939
  4244. 01:09:37,564 --> 01:09:39,870
  4245. You came all the way from Montana?
  4246.  
  4247. 940
  4248. 01:09:40,121 --> 01:09:42,346
  4249. Yup, that's how serious it is.
  4250.  
  4251. 941
  4252. 01:09:46,786 --> 01:09:48,128
  4253. Okay.
  4254.  
  4255. 942
  4256. 01:09:49,547 --> 01:09:51,163
  4257. You just saved a life.
  4258.  
  4259. 943
  4260. 01:09:54,627 --> 01:09:55,987
  4261. Come on. Come on.
  4262.  
  4263. 944
  4264. 01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:02,453
  4265. How much longer?
  4266. I can't breathe in here.
  4267.  
  4268. 945
  4269. 01:10:04,629 --> 01:10:06,919
  4270. Hello? Anybody there?
  4271.  
  4272. 946
  4273. 01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:09,037
  4274. Do you have your child in that bag?
  4275.  
  4276. 947
  4277. 01:10:09,268 --> 01:10:10,411
  4278. No.
  4279.  
  4280. 948
  4281. 01:10:10,578 --> 01:10:13,025
  4282. I mean yes, it's a child,
  4283. but it's not mine.
  4284.  
  4285. 949
  4286. 01:10:14,147 --> 01:10:15,524
  4287. It's not your child?
  4288.  
  4289. 950
  4290. 01:10:15,888 --> 01:10:17,919
  4291. Relax, I'm a cop, okay?
  4292.  
  4293. 951
  4294. 01:10:18,041 --> 01:10:19,872
  4295. Plus he likes it in there,
  4296. don't you, buddy?
  4297.  
  4298. 952
  4299. 01:10:20,009 --> 01:10:21,306
  4300. Why would I like it in here?
  4301.  
  4302. 953
  4303. 01:10:21,446 --> 01:10:24,332
  4304. This is worse than the dog cage
  4305. you had me in earlier.
  4306.  
  4307. 954
  4308. 01:10:25,043 --> 01:10:26,785
  4309. Such a kidder.
  4310.  
  4311. 955
  4312. 01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,207
  4313. Okay.
  4314.  
  4315. 956
  4316. 01:10:29,318 --> 01:10:31,958
  4317. No, I'm scared of the dark!
  4318. Is anybody there?
  4319.  
  4320. 957
  4321. 01:10:45,148 --> 01:10:47,259
  4322. What were you keeping in this bag?
  4323.  
  4324. 958
  4325. 01:10:47,492 --> 01:10:49,222
  4326. A jar of pickled farts?
  4327.  
  4328. 959
  4329. 01:10:49,381 --> 01:10:51,665
  4330. All right, all right,
  4331. what are we looking for?
  4332.  
  4333. 960
  4334. 01:10:54,215 --> 01:10:55,493
  4335. This!
  4336.  
  4337. 961
  4338. 01:10:55,954 --> 01:10:58,082
  4339. Okay, what happens now?
  4340.  
  4341. 962
  4342. 01:10:58,192 --> 01:11:01,604
  4343. Now, all I have to do is think of where
  4344. I want the other end of the ring to appear,
  4345.  
  4346. 963
  4347. 01:11:01,734 --> 01:11:03,426
  4348. - and I throw it.
  4349. - So, that's it?
  4350.  
  4351. 964
  4352. 01:11:03,802 --> 01:11:05,729
  4353. - We did it?
  4354. - Yeah. We did it.
  4355.  
  4356. 965
  4357. 01:11:06,455 --> 01:11:09,944
  4358. Hey, sorry we didn't get to do
  4359. everything on your bucket list, pal.
  4360.  
  4361. 966
  4362. 01:11:10,108 --> 01:11:12,940
  4363. It's okay. I did the ones
  4364. I needed the most.
  4365.  
  4366. 967
  4367. 01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:17,564
  4368. - You two are so cute, like...
  4369. - Oh, please. What?
  4370.  
  4371. 968
  4372. 01:11:17,704 --> 01:11:19,746
  4373. - We are not.
  4374. - No, we're not cute.
  4375.  
  4376. 969
  4377. 01:11:19,886 --> 01:11:23,017
  4378. We are a couple of loose cannons
  4379. just living by our own rules.
  4380.  
  4381. 970
  4382. 01:11:23,141 --> 01:11:24,681
  4383. - Exactly. Yeah.
  4384. - Really?
  4385.  
  4386. 971
  4387. 01:11:24,824 --> 01:11:27,980
  4388. And our rules include expressing
  4389. heartfelt emotions.
  4390.  
  4391. 972
  4392. 01:11:28,131 --> 01:11:29,308
  4393. If you say so.
  4394.  
  4395. 973
  4396. 01:11:29,539 --> 01:11:31,045
  4397. Okay then.
  4398.  
  4399. 974
  4400. 01:11:31,328 --> 01:11:32,378
  4401. All right.
  4402.  
  4403. 975
  4404. 01:11:33,454 --> 01:11:35,454
  4405. - You gotta go, right?
  4406. - Yeah, I gotta go, so...
  4407.  
  4408. 976
  4409. 01:11:35,571 --> 01:11:38,743
  4410. - I gotta go. We gotta go, too.
  4411. - So, see... All right. Bye bye.
  4412.  
  4413. 977
  4414. 01:11:42,939 --> 01:11:44,571
  4415. Just one more thing.
  4416.  
  4417. 978
  4418. 01:11:52,648 --> 01:11:54,783
  4419. I'm sorry I was so hard on you.
  4420.  
  4421. 979
  4422. 01:11:57,225 --> 01:12:00,052
  4423. I know it's a tough decision
  4424. for you to leave Green Hills.
  4425.  
  4426. 980
  4427. 01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:03,125
  4428. Walking away from something
  4429. you care about
  4430.  
  4431. 981
  4432. 01:12:03,595 --> 01:12:05,282
  4433. has to be painful.
  4434.  
  4435. 982
  4436. 01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:07,457
  4437. You're not sure you really wanna go, huh?
  4438.  
  4439. 983
  4440. 01:12:08,294 --> 01:12:11,199
  4441. I don't wanna go, but I can't stay.
  4442.  
  4443. 984
  4444. 01:12:11,738 --> 01:12:14,509
  4445. As long as I'm here
  4446. I put everyone in danger.
  4447.  
  4448. 985
  4449. 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,375
  4450. I can't do that.
  4451.  
  4452. 986
  4453. 01:12:17,316 --> 01:12:20,034
  4454. I just want you to know
  4455. that these last two days
  4456.  
  4457. 987
  4458. 01:12:20,168 --> 01:12:23,917
  4459. have been the best two days of my life.
  4460.  
  4461. 988
  4462. 01:12:26,984 --> 01:12:28,655
  4463. You know I never though I'd say this
  4464.  
  4465. 989
  4466. 01:12:28,787 --> 01:12:31,297
  4467. but I'm actually gonna miss you,
  4468. you little Blue Devil.
  4469.  
  4470. 990
  4471. 01:12:31,444 --> 01:12:33,490
  4472. I'll miss you too, Donut Lord.
  4473.  
  4474. 991
  4475. 01:12:34,323 --> 01:12:35,480
  4476. Thank you.
  4477.  
  4478. 992
  4479. 01:12:36,191 --> 01:12:37,471
  4480. For what?
  4481.  
  4482. 993
  4483. 01:12:38,101 --> 01:12:39,682
  4484. For saving my life.
  4485.  
  4486. 994
  4487. 01:12:57,672 --> 01:13:00,573
  4488. Okay, did someone leave
  4489. their 'Find my Phone' on?
  4490.  
  4491. 995
  4492. 01:13:26,874 --> 01:13:29,935
  4493. Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski.
  4494.  
  4495. 996
  4496. 01:13:30,619 --> 01:13:32,454
  4497. Are you enjoying the clam chowder?
  4498.  
  4499. 997
  4500. 01:13:32,568 --> 01:13:34,988
  4501. It's the government wack job
  4502. who keeps trying to kill us,
  4503.  
  4504. 998
  4505. 01:13:35,103 --> 01:13:36,103
  4506. unsuccessfully.
  4507.  
  4508. 999
  4509. 01:13:36,338 --> 01:13:38,416
  4510. Nice of you to swing by
  4511. on your way to Comic-Con.
  4512.  
  4513. 1000
  4514. 01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:40,044
  4515. Yeah, what are you wearing?
  4516.  
  4517. 1001
  4518. 01:13:41,576 --> 01:13:43,052
  4519. It's a flight suit.
  4520.  
  4521. 1002
  4522. 01:13:43,232 --> 01:13:45,895
  4523. Designed to modulate my body temperature
  4524. and reduce drag.
  4525.  
  4526. 1003
  4527. 01:13:46,124 --> 01:13:48,019
  4528. Yeah, and yet you're still are one.
  4529.  
  4530. 1004
  4531. 01:13:48,435 --> 01:13:51,287
  4532. Good one, you are catching fire, Thomas.
  4533.  
  4534. 1005
  4535. 01:13:51,668 --> 01:13:54,573
  4536. Oh, and speaking of heat,
  4537. I see you've taken a lover.
  4538.  
  4539. 1006
  4540. 01:13:54,716 --> 01:13:58,277
  4541. Does she have a name, or should
  4542. we just call her 'collateral damage'?
  4543.  
  4544. 1007
  4545. 01:13:58,486 --> 01:13:59,698
  4546. Hey, watch your mouth!
  4547.  
  4548. 1008
  4549. 01:13:59,842 --> 01:14:02,269
  4550. Unless you want a little more
  4551. of what I gave you earlier?
  4552.  
  4553. 1009
  4554. 01:14:02,393 --> 01:14:03,474
  4555. Punched him in the face.
  4556.  
  4557. 1010
  4558. 01:14:03,591 --> 01:14:05,965
  4559. Oh, you punched him right in the face.
  4560. It was awesome.
  4561.  
  4562. 1011
  4563. 01:14:06,102 --> 01:14:09,001
  4564. The time for talking is over!
  4565. It's time to push buttons.
  4566.  
  4567. 1012
  4568. 01:14:09,134 --> 01:14:11,965
  4569. Your flying eggs are pretty impressive,
  4570. Mr. Eggman.
  4571.  
  4572. 1013
  4573. 01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:14,627
  4574. But let's face it, you'll never catch me.
  4575.  
  4576. 1014
  4577. 01:14:14,766 --> 01:14:16,293
  4578. Confidence,
  4579.  
  4580. 1015
  4581. 01:14:16,570 --> 01:14:18,859
  4582. a fool's substitute for intelligence.
  4583.  
  4584. 1016
  4585. 01:14:26,334 --> 01:14:28,014
  4586. That's not good.
  4587.  
  4588. 1017
  4589. 01:14:28,408 --> 01:14:31,607
  4590. Sonic, I know you got the super speed
  4591. and everything, but Maddie and I...
  4592.  
  4593. 1018
  4594. 01:14:31,730 --> 01:14:33,877
  4595. Totally defenseless,
  4596. probably gonna get blown up?
  4597.  
  4598. 1019
  4599. 01:14:33,998 --> 01:14:35,321
  4600. Pretty much, yeah.
  4601.  
  4602. 1020
  4603. 01:14:35,876 --> 01:14:38,600
  4604. Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.
  4605.  
  4606. 1021
  4607. 01:14:45,796 --> 01:14:47,778
  4608. I was not expecting that.
  4609.  
  4610. 1022
  4611. 01:14:48,058 --> 01:14:51,199
  4612. But I was expecting not to expect
  4613. something, so it doesn't count.
  4614.  
  4615. 1023
  4616. 01:15:51,557 --> 01:15:52,809
  4617. Come on!
  4618.  
  4619. 1024
  4620. 01:15:52,937 --> 01:15:55,133
  4621. Com... Com... Come on! Come on!
  4622.  
  4623. 1025
  4624. 01:16:21,605 --> 01:16:24,080
  4625. Hi Tom. Glad you're here.
  4626.  
  4627. 1026
  4628. 01:16:24,218 --> 01:16:27,430
  4629. Could use some help.
  4630. Old Bessie is about to give birth.
  4631.  
  4632. 1027
  4633. 01:16:28,096 --> 01:16:29,444
  4634. Give me a minute.
  4635.  
  4636. 1028
  4637. 01:16:32,156 --> 01:16:35,265
  4638. Can I give you one
  4639. genius piece of advice?
  4640.  
  4641. 1029
  4642. 01:16:35,856 --> 01:16:37,268
  4643. Don't run.
  4644.  
  4645. 1030
  4646. 01:16:37,408 --> 01:16:39,550
  4647. It'll only hurt more if you do.
  4648.  
  4649. 1031
  4650. 01:16:39,770 --> 01:16:42,146
  4651. And it's bad for your joints,
  4652. they proved it.
  4653.  
  4654. 1032
  4655. 01:16:42,289 --> 01:16:46,023
  4656. All right, Eggman, you wanna get fast?
  4657. Let's get fast.
  4658.  
  4659. 1033
  4660. 01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:50,925
  4661. The hard way it is.
  4662.  
  4663. 1034
  4664. 01:17:09,651 --> 01:17:11,952
  4665. That was an illegal left, by the way.
  4666.  
  4667. 1035
  4668. 01:17:14,219 --> 01:17:16,041
  4669. <i>So, here we are again.</i>
  4670.  
  4671. 1036
  4672. 01:17:16,183 --> 01:17:17,909
  4673. <i>We've been through so much together.</i>
  4674.  
  4675. 1037
  4676. 01:17:18,026 --> 01:17:20,550
  4677. <i>Now you understand
  4678. why there's a psychotic robot-doctor</i>
  4679.  
  4680. 1038
  4681. 01:17:20,681 --> 01:17:22,912
  4682. <i>chasing a super sonic blue hedgehog.</i>
  4683.  
  4684. 1039
  4685. 01:17:22,998 --> 01:17:24,260
  4686. <i>Wanna know how it ends?</i>
  4687.  
  4688. 1040
  4689. 01:17:24,410 --> 01:17:25,864
  4690. <i>Yeah, me too.</i>
  4691.  
  4692. 1041
  4693. 01:17:43,287 --> 01:17:46,695
  4694. How is this possible?! No one's ever
  4695. caught up to me before.
  4696.  
  4697. 1042
  4698. 01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:55,959
  4699. Coming through!
  4700.  
  4701. 1043
  4702. 01:17:58,916 --> 01:18:00,878
  4703. <i>Excusez-moi, monsieur.</i>
  4704.  
  4705. 1044
  4706. 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,340
  4707. Here we go. Room to open it up.
  4708.  
  4709. 1045
  4710. 01:18:16,336 --> 01:18:17,848
  4711. I can't lose him!
  4712.  
  4713. 1046
  4714. 01:18:32,184 --> 01:18:34,760
  4715. If you can't beat him, blind him.
  4716.  
  4717. 1047
  4718. 01:18:37,758 --> 01:18:39,850
  4719. Lost visual contact.
  4720.  
  4721. 1048
  4722. 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,642
  4723. You're not allowed up there!
  4724.  
  4725. 1049
  4726. 01:18:46,803 --> 01:18:48,939
  4727. It's one of the Seven Wonders.
  4728.  
  4729. 1050
  4730. 01:19:12,871 --> 01:19:15,158
  4731. - Get out of here!
  4732. - Go! Go!
  4733.  
  4734. 1051
  4735. 01:19:22,415 --> 01:19:25,440
  4736. You're an astonishing little creature.
  4737.  
  4738. 1052
  4739. 01:19:28,102 --> 01:19:30,104
  4740. It'll be fun to take you back to the lab
  4741.  
  4742. 1053
  4743. 01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:32,825
  4744. for a litany of invasive
  4745. exploratory procedures.
  4746.  
  4747. 1054
  4748. 01:19:33,467 --> 01:19:35,771
  4749. Any last words?
  4750.  
  4751. 1055
  4752. 01:19:35,968 --> 01:19:37,382
  4753. Guac.
  4754.  
  4755. 1056
  4756. 01:19:37,627 --> 01:19:39,268
  4757. I like that word.
  4758.  
  4759. 1057
  4760. 01:19:40,198 --> 01:19:42,667
  4761. I don't have to tell you
  4762. how many scientific breakthroughs
  4763.  
  4764. 1058
  4765. 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,170
  4766. have been made possible
  4767. by animal testing.
  4768.  
  4769. 1059
  4770. 01:19:45,294 --> 01:19:46,645
  4771. You're being very selfish.
  4772.  
  4773. 1060
  4774. 01:19:46,786 --> 01:19:48,623
  4775. - Going my way?
  4776. - What the...
  4777.  
  4778. 1061
  4779. 01:19:54,216 --> 01:19:56,383
  4780. Who the hell do you think you are?!
  4781.  
  4782. 1062
  4783. 01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:01,454
  4784. I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a...
  4785.  
  4786. 1063
  4787. 01:20:06,048 --> 01:20:08,179
  4788. Autopilot, adjust.
  4789.  
  4790. 1064
  4791. 01:20:08,626 --> 01:20:09,787
  4792. Why?
  4793.  
  4794. 1065
  4795. 01:20:10,168 --> 01:20:13,358
  4796. Why would you throw
  4797. your life away for this <i>thing</i>?
  4798.  
  4799. 1066
  4800. 01:20:13,514 --> 01:20:15,057
  4801. That's why I don't have friends.
  4802.  
  4803. 1067
  4804. 01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:17,220
  4805. Next thing you know, you're
  4806. somebody's best man,
  4807.  
  4808. 1068
  4809. 01:20:17,367 --> 01:20:19,097
  4810. they wanna have
  4811. the wedding out of town.
  4812.  
  4813. 1069
  4814. 01:20:19,236 --> 01:20:21,320
  4815. Like nobody has
  4816. anything better to do!
  4817.  
  4818. 1070
  4819. 01:20:21,528 --> 01:20:23,552
  4820. Anyway, where were we?
  4821.  
  4822. 1071
  4823. 01:20:23,748 --> 01:20:24,858
  4824. Oh, yes,
  4825.  
  4826. 1072
  4827. 01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:26,765
  4828. you were about to die.
  4829.  
  4830. 1073
  4831. 01:20:28,691 --> 01:20:30,825
  4832. That's our Sheriff you're messing with.
  4833.  
  4834. 1074
  4835. 01:20:32,139 --> 01:20:33,818
  4836. And our Blue Devil?
  4837.  
  4838. 1075
  4839. 01:20:33,982 --> 01:20:37,012
  4840. Who as everyone can see
  4841. is a very real creature,
  4842.  
  4843. 1076
  4844. 01:20:37,396 --> 01:20:40,365
  4845. and not at all invented by me!
  4846.  
  4847. 1077
  4848. 01:20:42,539 --> 01:20:44,509
  4849. - Be careful.
  4850. - Just... pull it away...
  4851.  
  4852. 1078
  4853. 01:20:44,659 --> 01:20:45,848
  4854. Tom.
  4855.  
  4856. 1079
  4857. 01:20:59,147 --> 01:21:01,458
  4858. I don't mean to be indelicate here.
  4859.  
  4860. 1080
  4861. 01:21:01,824 --> 01:21:04,859
  4862. But someone should get some ice
  4863. to keep the body fresh.
  4864.  
  4865. 1081
  4866. 01:21:07,602 --> 01:21:10,251
  4867. He's just a silly little alien.
  4868.  
  4869. 1082
  4870. 01:21:10,487 --> 01:21:12,437
  4871. He didn't belong here!
  4872.  
  4873. 1083
  4874. 01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:15,539
  4875. That little alien
  4876.  
  4877. 1084
  4878. 01:21:16,168 --> 01:21:19,570
  4879. knew more about being human
  4880. than you ever will.
  4881.  
  4882. 1085
  4883. 01:21:20,367 --> 01:21:22,238
  4884. His name was Sonic.
  4885.  
  4886. 1086
  4887. 01:21:22,604 --> 01:21:24,416
  4888. This was his home.
  4889.  
  4890. 1087
  4891. 01:21:25,001 --> 01:21:26,892
  4892. And he was my friend.
  4893.  
  4894. 1088
  4895. 01:21:51,549 --> 01:21:53,185
  4896. He's all yours.
  4897.  
  4898. 1089
  4899. 01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:55,864
  4900. Everyone get back!
  4901.  
  4902. 1090
  4903. 01:21:59,354 --> 01:22:02,242
  4904. I think you have something
  4905. that belongs to me.
  4906.  
  4907. 1091
  4908. 01:22:12,954 --> 01:22:14,865
  4909. This is my power!
  4910.  
  4911. 1092
  4912. 01:22:15,053 --> 01:22:17,466
  4913. And I'm not using it
  4914. to run away anymore.
  4915.  
  4916. 1093
  4917. 01:22:17,647 --> 01:22:20,912
  4918. I'm using it to protect my friends!
  4919.  
  4920. 1094
  4921. 01:23:19,443 --> 01:23:20,791
  4922. Now you've done it!
  4923.  
  4924. 1095
  4925. 01:23:20,956 --> 01:23:23,655
  4926. Guess what, Eggman,
  4927. I'm not leaving Earth.
  4928.  
  4929. 1096
  4930. 01:23:23,826 --> 01:23:25,195
  4931. You are!
  4932.  
  4933. 1097
  4934. 01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:26,684
  4935. Donut Lord?
  4936.  
  4937. 1098
  4938. 01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:18,296
  4939. - Told you you got this.
  4940. - Hey, we got this.
  4941.  
  4942. 1099
  4943. 01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,557
  4944. - These belong to you.
  4945. - Thank you very much.
  4946.  
  4947. 1100
  4948. 01:24:34,395 --> 01:24:36,419
  4949. No more pushing people of the buildings.
  4950.  
  4951. 1101
  4952. 01:24:36,584 --> 01:24:38,209
  4953. You know I can't promise that.
  4954.  
  4955. 1102
  4956. 01:24:41,287 --> 01:24:44,389
  4957. - You did pretty good, space hog.
  4958. - Thanks, Donut Lord.
  4959.  
  4960. 1103
  4961. 01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:47,365
  4962. You're gonna have to explain
  4963. this 'Donut Lord' thing.
  4964.  
  4965. 1104
  4966. 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:50,071
  4967. Nope, sorry, that's for me
  4968. and the little guy. Right?
  4969.  
  4970. 1105
  4971. 01:24:50,370 --> 01:24:52,515
  4972. We got our thing, you got
  4973. your thing with your...
  4974.  
  4975. 1106
  4976. 01:24:52,634 --> 01:24:54,252
  4977. - sister.
  4978. - Oh my God, my sister.
  4979.  
  4980. 1107
  4981. 01:24:54,419 --> 01:24:56,751
  4982. Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
  4983.  
  4984. 1108
  4985. 01:24:58,502 --> 01:25:00,561
  4986. Jojo, put on my Fitbit.
  4987.  
  4988. 1109
  4989. 01:25:01,357 --> 01:25:03,175
  4990. Then I can at least get some steps.
  4991.  
  4992. 1110
  4993. 01:25:03,329 --> 01:25:05,158
  4994. We can never go back there.
  4995.  
  4996. 1111
  4997. 01:25:06,036 --> 01:25:07,568
  4998. I mean, are we?
  4999.  
  5000. 1112
  5001. 01:25:09,599 --> 01:25:11,976
  5002. 'Cause it kinda feels like
  5003. we're home right now.
  5004.  
  5005. 1113
  5006. 01:25:12,481 --> 01:25:14,190
  5007. Really?
  5008.  
  5009. 1114
  5010. 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,885
  5011. I kinda feel like I checked
  5012. the 'save the life'
  5013.  
  5014. 1115
  5015. 01:25:18,053 --> 01:25:19,904
  5016. box off my bucket list.
  5017.  
  5018. 1116
  5019. 01:25:22,337 --> 01:25:26,086
  5020. Now all I wanna do is to spend my life
  5021. with the people I care about.
  5022.  
  5023. 1117
  5024. 01:25:27,555 --> 01:25:29,611
  5025. I wanna check that box.
  5026.  
  5027. 1118
  5028. 01:25:30,064 --> 01:25:31,976
  5029. Okay. I like that.
  5030.  
  5031. 1119
  5032. 01:25:32,249 --> 01:25:34,807
  5033. All right, everybody. Nothing to see here.
  5034.  
  5035. 1120
  5036. 01:25:35,345 --> 01:25:38,014
  5037. Disperse. Just another
  5038. ordinary day in Green Hills.
  5039.  
  5040. 1121
  5041. 01:25:38,165 --> 01:25:39,988
  5042. Carl, I'll take that chainsaw.
  5043.  
  5044. 1122
  5045. 01:25:40,284 --> 01:25:42,070
  5046. Come on, let's go!
  5047.  
  5048. 1123
  5049. 01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:44,427
  5050. You act like you've never seen
  5051. a fight between
  5052.  
  5053. 1124
  5054. 01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:48,532
  5055. an intergalactic space rodent
  5056. and a robot with a doctorate.
  5057.  
  5058. 1125
  5059. 01:25:57,672 --> 01:25:59,134
  5060. You got enough there?
  5061.  
  5062. 1126
  5063. 01:25:59,403 --> 01:26:01,464
  5064. - Yes, Mr. Manager.
  5065. - You need any more?
  5066.  
  5067. 1127
  5068. 01:26:01,693 --> 01:26:03,016
  5069. Get that...
  5070.  
  5071. 1128
  5072. 01:26:13,682 --> 01:26:15,679
  5073. Mr. And Mrs. Wachowski?
  5074.  
  5075. 1129
  5076. 01:26:16,347 --> 01:26:17,690
  5077. Yes?
  5078.  
  5079. 1130
  5080. 01:26:19,744 --> 01:26:21,844
  5081. A token of appreciation
  5082. from your government.
  5083.  
  5084. 1131
  5085. 01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:25,309
  5086. For keeping quiet about recent
  5087. incidents, which never occurred.
  5088.  
  5089. 1132
  5090. 01:26:27,381 --> 01:26:28,650
  5091. Wow!
  5092.  
  5093. 1133
  5094. 01:26:29,030 --> 01:26:31,548
  5095. - Wonder what it is.
  5096. - Money to fix the house?
  5097.  
  5098. 1134
  5099. 01:26:31,713 --> 01:26:33,966
  5100. - Letter from the President?
  5101. - You'll see.
  5102.  
  5103. 1135
  5104. 01:26:34,408 --> 01:26:35,898
  5105. Okay.
  5106.  
  5107. 1136
  5108. 01:26:38,806 --> 01:26:41,018
  5109. - Olive Garden?
  5110. - Yeah.
  5111.  
  5112. 1137
  5113. 01:26:41,306 --> 01:26:42,844
  5114. The way you said "you'll see"
  5115.  
  5116. 1138
  5117. 01:26:43,008 --> 01:26:45,574
  5118. made me think it was something
  5119. better than the things we said.
  5120.  
  5121. 1139
  5122. 01:26:45,717 --> 01:26:47,930
  5123. Have you tried their
  5124. 'Never Ending Pasta Bowl'?
  5125.  
  5126. 1140
  5127. 01:26:48,157 --> 01:26:49,787
  5128. It never ends.
  5129.  
  5130. 1141
  5131. 01:26:50,009 --> 01:26:51,735
  5132. That sounds fancy.
  5133.  
  5134. 1142
  5135. 01:26:51,941 --> 01:26:54,695
  5136. Well, thank you.
  5137. We appreciate the gesture.
  5138.  
  5139. 1143
  5140. 01:26:55,326 --> 01:26:58,466
  5141. Oh, hey, I guess we can close
  5142. the file on that Robotnik guy, huh?
  5143.  
  5144. 1144
  5145. 01:26:58,634 --> 01:27:00,022
  5146. Just disappeared?
  5147.  
  5148. 1145
  5149. 01:27:00,181 --> 01:27:04,058
  5150. I'm sorry, but, no such person exists,
  5151. or ever has existed.
  5152.  
  5153. 1146
  5154. 01:27:05,297 --> 01:27:06,487
  5155. I wish that were true.
  5156.  
  5157. 1147
  5158. 01:27:06,653 --> 01:27:08,511
  5159. You haven't by any chance been in contact
  5160.  
  5161. 1148
  5162. 01:27:08,654 --> 01:27:11,226
  5163. with a certain alien creature
  5164. since the incident, have you?
  5165.  
  5166. 1149
  5167. 01:27:11,398 --> 01:27:13,290
  5168. Uncle Sam would love
  5169. to have a chat with him.
  5170.  
  5171. 1150
  5172. 01:27:13,473 --> 01:27:15,852
  5173. Very casual, brunch perhaps.
  5174.  
  5175. 1151
  5176. 01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:20,466
  5177. Oh, you mean the little blue guy?
  5178. No, no. Nothing.
  5179.  
  5180. 1152
  5181. 01:27:21,473 --> 01:27:23,651
  5182. Doubt we'll ever hear from him again.
  5183.  
  5184. 1153
  5185. 01:27:25,016 --> 01:27:27,198
  5186. - Very well.
  5187. - Okay.
  5188.  
  5189. 1154
  5190. 01:27:27,693 --> 01:27:29,535
  5191. - Thank you.
  5192. - Great.
  5193.  
  5194. 1155
  5195. 01:27:31,765 --> 01:27:33,066
  5196. Yup.
  5197.  
  5198. 1156
  5199. 01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:38,988
  5200. To be honest, I'm pretty pumped
  5201. about the pasta bowl.
  5202.  
  5203. 1157
  5204. 01:27:39,512 --> 01:27:41,380
  5205. So, you guys wanna watch a movie or what?
  5206.  
  5207. 1158
  5208. 01:27:41,515 --> 01:27:44,760
  5209. Sorry, buddy, it's a school night,
  5210. it's time for you to go back to your cave.
  5211.  
  5212. 1159
  5213. 01:27:44,879 --> 01:27:46,489
  5214. What? It's three in the afternoon!
  5215.  
  5216. 1160
  5217. 01:27:46,623 --> 01:27:48,552
  5218. You know how you get
  5219. when you're tired, come on.
  5220.  
  5221. 1161
  5222. 01:27:48,675 --> 01:27:50,157
  5223. Me? I'm not like anything.
  5224.  
  5225. 1162
  5226. 01:27:50,297 --> 01:27:53,317
  5227. - You guys are so uncool.
  5228. - Yeah, yeah. We know.
  5229.  
  5230. 1163
  5231. 01:27:53,946 --> 01:27:57,242
  5232. - Hey, buddy, where are you going?
  5233. - You said I have to go back to my cave.
  5234.  
  5235. 1164
  5236. 01:27:57,378 --> 01:27:58,560
  5237. We did.
  5238.  
  5239. 1165
  5240. 01:28:14,134 --> 01:28:16,339
  5241. Oh my... Are you kidding me?
  5242.  
  5243. 1166
  5244. 01:28:17,219 --> 01:28:18,863
  5245. I can't believe it.
  5246.  
  5247. 1167
  5248. 01:28:19,175 --> 01:28:20,411
  5249. How did you...
  5250.  
  5251. 1168
  5252. 01:28:21,108 --> 01:28:23,377
  5253. It... This is... It's all here.
  5254.  
  5255. 1169
  5256. 01:28:33,620 --> 01:28:36,699
  5257. Look at this! Are you kidding?
  5258. And the bean bag? No way!
  5259.  
  5260. 1170
  5261. 01:28:37,465 --> 01:28:40,059
  5262. How did you even get this?
  5263. How did you get it all over?
  5264.  
  5265. 1171
  5266. 01:28:41,049 --> 01:28:42,932
  5267. I love it, I love it!
  5268.  
  5269. 1172
  5270. 01:28:46,479 --> 01:28:49,219
  5271. Well, welcome home.
  5272.  
  5273. 1173
  5274. 01:28:49,455 --> 01:28:51,932
  5275. Thank you so much.
  5276.  
  5277. 1174
  5278. 01:29:00,767 --> 01:29:02,247
  5279. Oh, no, you don't.
  5280.  
  5281. 1175
  5282. 01:29:02,413 --> 01:29:05,425
  5283. No second best animal friends
  5284. allowed in my room.
  5285.  
  5286. 1176
  5287. 01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:08,197
  5288. Wait, what are you doing?
  5289. Stay away from me.
  5290.  
  5291. 1177
  5292. 01:29:08,610 --> 01:29:11,304
  5293. Stop it. I'm warning you,
  5294. I've got nunchucks.
  5295.  
  5296. 1178
  5297. 01:29:11,483 --> 01:29:14,006
  5298. Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay.
  5299.  
  5300. 1179
  5301. 01:29:31,335 --> 01:29:34,683
  5302. My grasp on sanity remains absolute.
  5303.  
  5304. 1180
  5305. 01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,334
  5306. Isn't that right, Agent Stone?
  5307.  
  5308. 1181
  5309. 01:29:43,129 --> 01:29:45,446
  5310. Why don't you get a head start.
  5311.  
  5312. 1182
  5313. 01:29:47,363 --> 01:29:49,667
  5314. Do some rockconnaissance.
  5315.  
  5316. 1183
  5317. 01:29:50,584 --> 01:29:53,324
  5318. Rockconnaissance.
  5319. Come on, that's hilarious.
  5320.  
  5321. 1184
  5322. 01:29:53,481 --> 01:29:55,297
  5323. What's the matter with you?!
  5324.  
  5325. 1185
  5326. 01:29:55,613 --> 01:29:58,951
  5327. Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet.
  5328.  
  5329. 1186
  5330. 01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,562
  5331. No resources. No supplies.
  5332.  
  5333. 1187
  5334. 01:30:02,826 --> 01:30:04,643
  5335. No apparent way home.
  5336.  
  5337. 1188
  5338. 01:30:06,727 --> 01:30:08,996
  5339. A lesser man would die here.
  5340.  
  5341. 1189
  5342. 01:30:11,564 --> 01:30:13,792
  5343. I'll be home by Christmas.
  5344.  
  5345. 1190
  5346. 01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:35,204
  5347. Rockconnaissance!
  5348.  
  5349. 1191
  5350. 01:30:38,025 --> 01:30:39,849
  5351. Come on, cheer up!
  5352.  
  5353. 1192
  5354. 01:30:40,170 --> 01:30:44,000
  5355. There is a post-credits scene
  5356. at 01:32:18! Stay tuned.
  5357.  
  5358. 1193
  5359. 01:30:44,390 --> 01:30:49,107
  5360. <font color="#00ffff">Subtitles by sub.Trader
  5361. subscene.com</font>
  5362.  
  5363. 1194
  5364. 01:32:41,980 --> 01:32:44,413
  5365. If these readings are accurate, he's here.
  5366.  
  5367. 1195
  5368. 01:32:44,576 --> 01:32:45,896
  5369. I found him!
  5370.  
  5371. 1196
  5372. 01:32:46,032 --> 01:32:47,811
  5373. I just hope I'm not too late.
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