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* Personal Information

** Name

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** Address

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** E-mail

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* Summary

I like to do stuff, mostly in emacs.  I use spaces because I'm not a heathen.

 

* Education

** 1896-1954

   *B.S., Computer Science*

   My University

 

** 1955-2002

   *M.S., Computer Science*

   My More Expensive University

 

* Technical Skills

** Languages  

   - Proficient :: elisp, Golfscript, Whitespace

   - Familiar :: English, Social norms

 

** Concepts

   Open Source Software

 

* Work Experience

** April 1956 - April 2014

   *Senior Web Searcher*, A Place With Robots, Washington, DC

 

   - Did some stuff

 

   - Some of it works

 

** April 2014 - April 2011

   *President of Slacking Operations*, A Place with Money, New York, NY

 

   - Collected checks

 

   - Went to meetings

 

   - Derailed developers at the last possible minute

 

* Professional Activities

** 1983-2003

   *COMDEX*, Las Vegas, NV

 

   Saw cool stuff

 

** July 2004

   *Association of Lincoln*, Columbus, OH

 

   Dressed like Abe Lincoln and hung out with others who were dressed like Abe Lincoln.

 

** October 2006

   *Vent Haven Convention*, Cincinnati, OH

 

   Saw lots of creepy dolls and weird guys talking to them.

 

** October 2016

   *Emacs Conference*, Phoenix, AZ

 

   Used emacs.  Learned about emacs.  Mostly just used it though.

 

* Patents

** April 2003

  MyName, et al. “CIRCULAR APPARATUS FOR ASSISTING IN THE ROLLING OF A VEHICLE” Pub. #WO/2004/012913. 12 June 2003