Roast Nightbot

Roast 1. I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one,

Roast 2. If you were going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty,

Roast 3. I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that,

Roast 4. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world,

Roast 5. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait,

Roast 6. It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer,

Roast 7. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass,

Roast 8. I've seen people like you before but I had to pay admission,

Roast 9. Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons,

Roast 10. You're so fat you could sell shade,

Roast 11. Your lips keep moving but all I hear is Blah blah blah,

Roast 12. Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick,

Roast 13. You'll never be the man your mother is,

Roast 14. I'm sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face,

Roast 15. Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there,

Roast 16. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother,

Roast 17. Stupidity's not a crime so you're free to go,
Roast 18. If I had a face like yours I'd sue my parents,

Roast 19. Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news - they found your head,

Roast 20. No those pants don't make you look fatter - how could they,

Roast 21. Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your date,

Roast 22. You're not stupid you just have bad luck when thinking,

Roast 23. If you really want to know about mistakes you should ask your parents,

Roast 24. Please keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested,

Roast 25. The zoo called. They're wondering how you got out of your cage,

Roast 26. Whatever kind of look you were going for you missed,

Roast 27. I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed,

Roast 28. Aww it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand,

Roast 29. I don't know what makes you so stupid but it really works,

Roast 30. You are proof that evolution can go in reverse,

Roast 31. Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing,

Roast 32. I thought of you today It reminded me to take the garbage out,

Roast 33. You're so ugly when you look in the mirror your reflection looks away,

Roast 34. I'm sorry I didn't get that - I don't speak idiot,

Roast 35. Quick - check your face! I just found your nose in my business,

Roast 36. It's better to let someone think you're stupid than open your mouth and prove it,

Roast 37. Hey your village called - they want their idiot back,

Roast 38. Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons,

Roast 39. I've been called worse by better,

Roast 40. You're such a beautiful intelligent wonderful person. Oh I'm sorry I thought we were having a lying competition,

Roast 41. I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bull,

Roast 42. I'd slap you but I don't want to make your face look any better,

Roast 43. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people,

Roast 44. I just stepped in something that was smarter than you... and smelled better too,

Roast 45. You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway,

Roast 46. Your so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you,

Roast 47. Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy,

Roast 48. Your so big a picture of you would fall off the wall,

Roast 49. You look like a before picture,