If I am chosen as the new leader of 350 cup, I will immediately free Eviolite and arrange suspects for any remotely threatening offensive Pokemon. We will create the perfect stall utopia, and in its glory we shall find true spiritual meaning as we engage in the ideal form of competitive Pokemon: switching back and forth mindlessly until one player submits to the mind-numbing tedium of trying to PP stall a Slowpoke. Beauty shall bloom upon this world like a gentle spring blossom, a spring blossom in the form of a metagame in which it is absolutely impossible to 3hko anything. My ideal 350 cup metagame will allow stall players to prance upon the metagame like poetic prose as offense and balance players alike are cast into the fiery hell which awaits them. Drampa, Flint, TI, Ransei, and everyone reading this: you know greatness when you see it. Together, we can build a bright future: one where every game of Pokemon gets the 1000 turn length it deserves. The reality is this: the OM community deserves my leadership (and the 14-day torment it entails). I implore you to appoint me 350 cup leader based on these virtues, and also the fact that I am not Chazm. Thank you for hearing my plea, and please consider the tremendous opportunity before you!