Twilights of NST 2

>The Twilights of NST are sitting around in a room labeled 'This Thread is Peanuts', in front of a stage where Donaldlight is speaking
>"Who is she talking to?"
>"I don't know... All of us? Why... Why does she think this is some kind of competition for... What the... Republican candidacy for President? What? To think, she's on the High Council..."
>SciTwi and AltSciTwi shrug
>"AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ILLEGAL SHIMMIGRANTS! Let me tell you. They're criminals, rapists... And some, I assume, are good people. But we have to secure the border! That's what I—Twilight Sparkle, 2016, make America great again, author of 'Art of the Deal'—offer to any of you who support me. The American Dream is dead, but I can bring it back, better than ever! Now, on to the questions!"
>Stalkerlight looks from side to side, then raises her hand
>"Yes, you in the creepy hoody! How can Twilight Sparkle help you?"
>"Well..." she sighs, "I... I don't like the way you talk about Shimmers. My Sunset Shimmer is an a-a-a-a-a-a-am-m-m-maz-z-z-zing... Sh-sh-she's amazing..."
>Donaldlight rolls her eyes
>"Didn't you hear what I said?! Just that MOST are rapists and criminals. Some—I assume—are good people. And remember. I'm rich. Very rich. Any more questions?"
>Dark Magic Twilight leans in her seat, to /r9k/ Twilight's ear
>"We gotta take her out, man."
>/r9k/ Twilight is shaken
>"W-What? K-Kill someone?! Why?"
>"She's rich... Very rich! Don't you know what rich people are like?!"
>/r9k/ Twilight shakes her head
>"I don't know... They have a lot of money?"
>"NO! What's wrong with everyone?! No, they're time travelers obviously! From the far flung future, here to subjugate us petty humans! We have to fight back!"
>Another Twilight leans in
>"What are you inferior baka gaijins talking about?"
>"We have to—"
>Donaldlight begins shouting into the mic
>"EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME?! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING HERE?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU'RE PEANUTS! I—OH, OH, Y-YOU'RE FIRED!"

>Donaldlight spasms in orgasm on stage, much to the disgust of the other Twilights
>"You ever think about staging a coup?" AltSciTwi says off-handedly
>SciTwi shrugs
>"Fuck the Council, fuck the High Council. Twilights shouldn't be wasting time on bureaucratic nonsense when they could be focusing on science. Plus, after the last coup... Not sure I want to be a part of those, right now."
>"Wait, what? There was a coup?! I... Guess I was too busy in my own universe to have heard about that. Lots of casualties?"
>"TONS."
>AltSciTwi frowns, able to empathize with the fact that TONS of people had died, unlike the Twilight right next to her
>Turning her head, she spots Dark Magic Twilight, sporting a robotic arm
>"Oh, my Anon has an arm like that! Sort of..."
>Dark Magic Twilight smiles, showing off her gold-plated swag arm
>"Sweet, right? Totally worth losing the arm over."
>"H-How'd you lose it? My Anon lost his arm saving the world."
>Dark Magic Twilight shrugs
>"Eh, you know how it is. Accidentally kill a Pinkie Pie, gotta sacrifice a few limbs to a demonic deity..."
>None of the other Twilights 'know how it is', despite what Dark Magic Twilight may think
>After a few cooldown minutes, Donaldlight is back to giving her stump speech, repeating over and over her amount of richness (very)
>"I-I-I-Is th-th-this spot t-taken?"
>A new Twilight is standing between /r9k/ and Kito-chan
>"You don't look as baka as the other gaijin. You may sit next to I, Kito-chan!"
>"H-Huh? O-Of course, y-you can sit next to us..."
>Kito-chan leers at the new Twilight
>"So, what are you in for? Do you like Dio? Have you read my TWKville comics?"
>"I-In for? I... Umm... I-I-I w-was a-at a p-party a-a-and..."
>RfO Twilight begins to tell her story to /r9k/ and Kito-chan
>"O-Oh, th-that's so n-nice of your Anon! Mine was a bit of a dick..."
>"I-I-I-I w-w-w-wasn't f-f-finished... H-He t-took a p-picture of us k-k-kissing... And th-then him and a-all the girls m-made fun of me..."

>RfO Twilight frowns and stares at the floor
>"I-It was all a p-prank... I-I-It w-w-w-was m-my f-fault... I st-t-tutter too much, a-and I sh-should h-have b-been d-doing their h-h-h-homework..."
>/r9k/ Twilight shakes her head, flabbergasted by that total twist at the end there
>"T-Twilight, look—"
>"Serves you right! If you had known the power and the glory of Lord Dio, perhaps things would have turned out differently for you!"
>Stalkerlight joins in on the conversation
>"Y-Y-Y-You know what you sh-should do? Find a nice S-S-Sunset... Sh-She's so dreamy... So cool..."
>RfO Twilight shakes in her chair
>"I-I-I-I think about k-k-k-killing myself a l-lot..."
>The other Twilights widen their eyes and look at each other
>"A-A-A-Almost as m-much a-a-as I th-th-think about k-k-killing everyone who e-e-ever h-h-hurt me..."
>Multiple chairs begin scooting back away from RfOLight
>/r9k/ Twilight remains, however
>"D-Don't be a Fluttershy, man..."
>"A w-w-w-what?"
>"W-W-W-Well, I-I-I just mean, l-like, d-don't g-give in to v-violence and—"
>"W-W-Well, i-i-it's j-just, after all th-this time, v-v-violence seems l-like the only a-answer and..."
>A feedback loop of stuttering begins between /r9k/ and RfO, much to the chagrin of the other Twilights
>"AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHIMMER COALITION!"
>The other Twilights shrug as Donaldlight continues to drone on about Shimmers
>"You know they let out this El Shimmer loser?! Absolutely disgusting. Losers. We can't let losers run out border. Look what happens. If we had a WINNER in office, like ME, then everything would be great! My presidency would be HUGE!"
>A Twilight, sitting near SciTwi and AltSciTwi, mutters to herself
>"I feel like MUPPET is a bigger problem than the Shimmers..."
>SciTwi turns to the other new addition to the Twilight Room
>"MUPPET?"
>"Moondancers United in Persistent and Perpetual Eradication of Twilights."
>The rest of the Twilights in the room shrug, 'Fucking Moondancers' they say in unison

>/r9k/ Twilight frowns
>"I-I don't know, guys... Moondancer isn't THAT bad, is she?"
>MUPPET Twilight crosses her arms
>"Yeah, her hatred for us just spans time, space, timespace, hypertime, hyperspace, hypertimespace... All she did was create an organization of assassins who sole purpose is to kill Twilights!"
>"W-Well, when you put it like that..."
>SciTwi shrugs, Donaldlight's droning voice filling her ears
>"I can't stay in here! This is torture! I'm heading out to the Anon room."
>She gets up and opens the door, immediately bombarded by shitposting
[MUH EMERALD GREEN SAVIOR]
[MUH 'MUH EMERALD GREEN SAVIOR' SHITPOSTING]
[PEANUTS PEANUTS PEANUTS PEANUTS PEANUTS]
>"What is wrong with this place..."
>RfO Twilight shuffles up to the door with SciTwi
>"W-What's this?"
>"This is the room where our lives are played with by sub-human idiots..."
[Why can't we just have a normal Anon x Twilight romance for once?!]
[FUCKING DYKESHIT FUCKING CUCKS]
[So, you're saying, if I want to make people mad... Make an Anon x Twilight story, and then cuck him at the end?]
>SciTwi and RfO watch as an Anon holds up a 'pastebin' or something
[LOL ISN'T THIS HILARIOUS I CREATED A TWILIGHT FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF HAVING HER SUFFER :^) ]
>"W-W-W-What?! Th-Th-That's... Th-Th-That's m-m-m-m-me! Why w-w-would anyone d-d-d-do that!"
>Dark Magic Twilight puts a hand on SciTwi and RfO's shoulders
>"You know, if we just sacrificed—"
>"Oh shut it with the sacrifices!"
>More Twilights pile up against the door
>"I could always get the hammer," MUPPET Twilight says, "And just bash their knees in until they change your story..."
>The Anons take notice of all the Twilights
[MAKE THEM FUCK I WANT TO SEE THEM FUCK]
[NO HUMOR ONLY]
[UNHOLY ORGY TIME JUST TWILIGHTS SUCKING AND FUCKING TONS OF COCKS]
[I WANT TO PROTECT RfO TWILIGHT'S SMILE WITH MY PENIS]
[STALKERLIGHT MIGHT BE A LESBIAN BUT SHE JUST NEEDS ONE GOOD DICKING]
>The Twilights huddle closer together

>"Why are you guys scared of these guys?! They're peanuts! PEANUTS! They're not rich! I'm rich! VERY RICH!"
>Donaldlight pushes through the Twilights and into the room of Anons
>"The superior Twilight—2016, candidate for President, make America great again—is here! Ravish my anus!"
[PEANUTS, SON]
[PEANUTS, SON]
[PEANUTS, SON]
[PEANUTS, SON]
[PEANUTS, SON]
>"SHUT UP ABOUT THE PEANUTS, YOU PEANUTS! I'M VERY RICH! JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY MOTHER—MARK CUBAN, OWNER OF THE DALLAS SPARKLES—IN HERE!"
>The Anons in the room begin shitposting about 'peanuts' and 'very rich' and 'losers'
>SciTwi shrugs
>"What we did last time didn't help at all, so trying to fuck them is probably a no go."
>AltSciTwi frowns heavily
>"I would never... NEVER cheat on Anon, especially after he and Trixie saved my life... Whether or not it would help."
[PUREST WAIFU]
>Stalkerlight is taken aback as well
>"W-W-Well, e-e-even if that w-w-would help, I c-c-could never cheat on my S-S-S-Sunny..."
>/r9k/ Twilight's ears perk up
>"Y-You're with Sunny?! H-How?!"
>"W-W-Well... N-N-Not exactly... Y-Y-Yet... B-B-B-But she is w-wearing my hoody!"
>/r9k/ Twilight looks blown away
>"Woah, wearing your hoody? That's so cool, man. My Sunny is... Busy getting herself killed for me... I fucked up so much, man."
>RfO Twilight shrugs
>"Th-Th-This 'S-S-Sunny' p-person sounds n-nice... A-As a f-friend though, I-I-I'm into b-boys..."
[NO SHE HAS TO GET WITH MOONDANCER]
[NO DYKE CUCKERY FAGGOT]
>Kito-chan cackles
>"Sunny? No mere mortal could ever stand up to the charm and perfection of DIO! Hey, guys, check out this video of me and Dio!"
>The Twilights near Kito-chan begin gagging and screaming
>"MY EYES!" they shout together, Kito-chan wiggling her eyebrows as she shows off her impressive sex tape
>Dark Magic Twilight turns to the Twilights that are more awkward than sciencey
>"HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR EYES OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN, MY GOOD TWILIGHTS?"

>MUPPET Twilight, AltSciTwi, and SciTwi all shrug
>This situation was so fucking... Stupid
>At the very least, they were the ones focused on science over weird snake tongue shit, business, or being lame stuttering lame-o loser faces
>"WHY WON'T ANY OF YOU LICK MY ANUS?!"
[GUYS, QUICK, THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME]
>An Anon emerges in Purple Face, with a Hitler moustache
[HEIL SPARKLE HEIL SPARKLE BURN THE SHIMMIGRANTS]
>All the Twilights scoff in offense
>"Purple face?! Really?! That's just..."
>All but Dark Magic Twilight, who finds racism hilarious, and begins spouting in a horrible Muslim accent of some kind for no reason
>"DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD."
>SciTwi rolls her eyes
>"Why are you even here?! You're neither science, nor awkwardness! You're an outlier like that business-idiot!"
>Dark Magic Twilight hisses, her tongue flaring out
>"Um, magic IS science where I'm from, so, yeah. Also, look at this sick mecha hand. Look at it. That's gold plating, and articulation, and... Look, this is a totally science arm! I'm one of the Science Twilights!"
[DUDE SNAKE TONGUE LMAO]
[Has there SERIOUSLY not been smut of her yet wtf?]
[CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A GENERAL WITH MINIMAL SMUT FOR ONCE]
[BUT SNAKE TONGUE THO]
>MUPPET Twilight shrugs
>"I just found out about this whole multiverse thing, but yeah, you don't exactly fit... The rest of us the kind of Twilights that are great at science, go to the best school in the city, Crystal Prep—"
>'Huh?'
>'Crystal Prep?'
>'We all go to CHS...'
>RfO Twilight raises her hand
>"I-I-I-I-I-I g-go to C-Crystal Prep... I-I do Sugar C-Coat's homework f-for her..."
>She shimmies on over to MUPPET Twilight
>"C-Can w-we be f-friends? I-It's okay i-if you m-make fun of me... I d-d-d-deserve it..."
>"What in the fuck is your problem?"
>"I'm a b-b-bad person."
>The other Twilights become somewhat creeped out
[RfO TWILIGHT YOU CAN DO IT NBK SHOOT THEM ALL]
[GO MEET MOONDANCER, DYLAN AND ERIC YEAH]
[RfO/R9K OTP]

>"W-Well," /r9k/ Twilight says, "I'm the only one of us with a gun, I think... And I'd never use it. I... Killing someone... No, Twilight, even if you stutter, and people beat you up and shit... That's no reason to shoot up any place, to kill anyone!"
>AltSciTwi nods
>"I used to be a callous monster... Hundreds of dead Anons—"
[UH ARE WE SURE SHE SHOULD BE OUR WAIFU?]
[SHE'S PURE YOU FUCK IT'S ALL IN THE PAST]
[PEANUTS, SON]
>"—But I saw the error of my ways! Killing is not the answer!"
>MUPPET Twilight nods
>"Some violence is okay, but killing? I'm not so sure on that one. Have you tried just bashing Sugar Coat's knees in with a hammer? That usually helps, I find."
>SciTwi and Dark Magic Twilight roll their eyes
>"If one must kill to get the job done, who cares? People die all the time. We're ALL going to die some day. Speeding up the process isn't going to hurt anyone, in the grand scheme of things. Though, over something as petty as bullying..."
[DAMN SCITWI BE COLD MAN]
>"Dude, Twilight, if you REALLY want the massacre to be off the chain, and just all crazy and cool and shit, talk to me. I can hook you up with some crazy shit. My buddy Amortoth might be able to hook you up with some psychic powers to fuck with people on prom night or something..."
[DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY]
[SNAKE TONGUE > CONSEQUENCES]
>RfO Twilight stares at the floor
>"I-I-I-I d-don't know... M-Maybe I sh-should just k-kill m-m-myself..."
>Donadlight shrugs
>"NO! FIRE YOUR ENEMIES FROM LIFE! You may be a peanut to me, Twilight Sparkle, 2016... But all life is peanuts to Twilights! Tell 'em; YOU'RE FIRED! Then bang! It's almost like a pun or something."
[DO IT RfO TWILIGHT KILL ALL YOUR BULLIES]
[JUST DO IT]
[DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE MEMES]
>A deformed purple 'Twilight' with facial hair and a "DO IT" cutie mark waltzes up to the Twilights
>"JUST DO IT! LAST MULTIVERSE YOU SAID NEXT MULTIVERSE! SO JUST. DO IT!"

>Most of the Twilight stumble back from this creature, terrified
>Though, there are those that either do not care or are intrigued
>"DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS."
[Stop writing]
>RfO Twilight
>"I... I-I-I j-j-just don't kn-know w-what to d-d-d-do!"
[Woah, sorry guys, I'm busy writing other green, but I'll continue RfO later!]
[ ;_; ]
[Who's up for more DMT?]
[YOU FUCKING FAG WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT SHIT?!]
>Dark Magic Twilight scoffs
>"What?! What's wrong with me?! I'm, like, totally the best Twilight! Look at my arm! GOLD! And my adventures and stuff... Like, I'm cool, aren't I?! Who could they possibly want more?!"
[GIVE US R9KLIGHT YOU CUNT]
[FUCK DMT YOU SHOULD BE WRITING THE OTHER STORY]
>/r9k/ Twilight smiles
>"Th-They like me?! W-Wow! P-People... I-I've never been popular before! M-Maybe I should..."
>/r9k/ Twilight heads out into the room, sure that things will go better than last time
>They do not
>She is immediately grabbed and surrounded by Anons
[BEST SMELLY WAIFU TOMOKO YES]
[THE PISS BOTTLE ONE LMAO]
[Ugh, why is this shit here?! I WANTED DMT!]
[Stop writing]
[Oh, writefag here, can you guys stop writing? I'm about to dump]
[MAUD BEST CORPSE WAIFU]
[WHERE'S SCITWI I WANT SCITWI BACK EVERYTHING ELSE IS SHIT]
>The Anons begin screaming at each other, reaching their hands into their pants before flinging shit at one another
>All the while /r9k/ Twilight is screaming for help
>MUPPET Twilight begins to head out to help her, but is stopped by the other Twilights
>"New, huh? This always happens when she goes out there. She never learns... It's pretty funny, honestly. Let's just watch."
[Stop writing]
[TOO MANY TWILIGHTS]
[NOT ENOUGH TWILIGHTS]
[EMERALD MAGIC MAN SAVIOR]
>"G-GUYS! H-HELP! THEY'RE SHITTING ALL OVER ME WHILE SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!"
>MUPPET Twilight scratches the back of her head
>"So... This is normal? This is terrible!"
>Dark Magic Twilight chuckles
>"Forget about it, Twilight: It's NST."