3:37:02 PM JimKGarvey: hey
3:37:05 PM JimKGarvey: who used the bathroom last
3:37:13 PM JimKGarvey: someone took a massive deuce and didn't flush
3:37:38 PM Kevin Liu: uhhhhh
3:37:43 PM Kevin Liu: seriously/
3:37:45 PM Kevin Liu: that's fuckin sick
3:37:55 PM Kevin Liu: how do you forget to flush
3:38:16 PM JimKGarvey: hella toilet paper
3:38:20 PM JimKGarvey: i almost threw up
3:38:28 PM JimKGarvey: i fabreezed the shit out of it
3:39:14 PM Kevin Liu: it's almost certainly eric
3:39:20 PM Kevin Liu: i am too embarassed to even bring it up
3:42:52 PM Kevin Liu: so it was literally a deuce?
3:42:54 PM Kevin Liu: not remnants?
3:43:06 PM Kevin Liu: too large
3:43:07 PM JimKGarvey: (3:41:16 PM) jimkgarvey: i walked in there
(3:41:18 PM) objectivelauren: i think it was you know who
(3:41:19 PM) jimkgarvey: it smelled really bad
(3:41:25 PM) objectivelauren: yeah that's him
(3:41:28 PM) objectivelauren: uuuuugh
(3:41:30 PM) jimkgarvey: and i was like goddamn eric why don't you use febreeze
(3:41:32 PM) jimkgarvey: THEN
(3:41:34 PM) objectivelauren: i got the febreeze stuff
(3:41:37 PM) jimkgarvey: turns out....
(3:41:40 PM) jimkgarvey: he didn't flush
(3:41:45 PM) jimkgarvey: hella toilet paper, giant deuce
(3:41:47 PM) objectivelauren: what?!?!?!
(3:41:52 PM) jimkgarvey: i almost gagged
(3:41:53 PM) objectivelauren: oh maaan
(3:41:56 PM) jimkgarvey: i was so close to throwing up
(3:42:00 PM) jimkgarvey: it smelled so bad
(3:42:08 PM) jimkgarvey: it was in there marinating
(3:42:11 PM) jimkgarvey: staring at me
(3:42:16 PM) objectivelauren: waiting for you
(3:42:18 PM) jimkgarvey: "hey jim, how you doing" - eric's deuce
(3:42:22 PM) objectivelauren: hahahaha
(3:42:29 PM) objectivelauren: you are so lucky you went in there after him
(3:42:38 PM) jimkgarvey: i febreezed the shit out of it
(3:42:43 PM) jimkgarvey: the floor is slippery from febreeze
3:45:21 PM Kevin Liu: not elegant
3:45:30 PM JimKGarvey: hahaha
3:47:20 PM JimKGarvey: (3:43:55 PM) objectivelauren: his face is looking really weird
(3:44:02 PM) objectivelauren: when i turned around to talk to you just now
(3:44:26 PM) objectivelauren: he looked like he was embarrassed. . .like he might have known what happened
3:47:35 PM Kevin Liu: i can just barely stop myself from laughing
3:47:45 PM JimKGarvey: hahaha
3:47:52 PM JimKGarvey: FUCKING TOILET PAPER AND DEUCE MAN
3:47:53 PM Kevin Liu: afadsfasf
3:47:55 PM JimKGarvey: STARING ME IN THE FACE
3:47:56 PM Kevin Liu: stop dude
3:47:58 PM JimKGarvey: HEY JIM
3:48:00 PM Kevin Liu: i cant hold it
3:48:06 PM JimKGarvey: I'M ERIC'S FUCKING DEUCE
3:48:08 PM Kevin Liu: hahahaah
3:48:10 PM JimKGarvey: MR. FUCKING ELEGANT
3:48:12 PM Kevin Liu: im dying dude
3:48:14 PM Kevin Liu: i cant keep quiet
3:49:09 PM Kevin Liu: should i just bring it up
3:49:11 PM Kevin Liu: im dying
3:49:19 PM JimKGarvey: haha
3:49:55 PM Kevin Liu: i dont know how to stop
3:50:06 PM JimKGarvey: go outside
3:50:20 PM JimKGarvey: ELEGANT DEUCE
3:50:42 PM Kevin Liu: i have to hide in the fridge
3:50:44 PM Kevin Liu: this is the only way
3:50:48 PM JimKGarvey: haha
3:50:55 PM Kevin Liu: god damn it's so quiet
3:50:56 PM Kevin Liu: i need to lolz
3:52:23 PM JimKGarvey: meeting in the bathroom in 5 minutes

3:52:30 PM JimKGarvey: eric is going to show us his masterpiece
3:53:38 PM JimKGarvey: he's going to show us the results of all of his hard work
3:53:41 PM JimKGarvey: all of his intake
3:53:55 PM JimKGarvey: finally we'll get the shitpie
3:55:48 PM JimKGarvey: did you know eric's eyes are brown?
3:56:03 PM Kevin Liu: ad;afd
3:56:50 PM Kevin Liu: 3:56:37 PM Hai Wong: how can he possibly forget?!