Hellmoo mayor fight

Saylent lowers his sawn-off shotgun casually until it's pointing straight at Ezekyal.
Ezekyal says, "Don't turn around, 'cuz you're gonna see my heart breaking."
Ezekyal aims his .71 revolver with deadly accuracy at Saylent.
Avery jams her Viper 12mm automatic pistol back into its holster.
Avery whips out her Super Shorty shotgun and unfolds the foregrip.
k eze
Thulian says, "THIS AM TRUTH OF WORLD, NO LOVE, NO KINDNESS. JUST ME, AND MY JUDGEMENT. LOL"
You rush aggressively at Ezekyal.
Thulian aims his FN SCAR-L rifle with deadly accuracy at Ezekyal.
[E##S][  62%] The shock of Ezekyal's shot shudders through Saylent.
[T'E][   95%] Thulian's shot grazes Ezekyal's chest.
Avery claps.
[SvE][   95%] Saylent's sawn-off shotgun bounces off Ezekyal's piped jacket.
[E###S][  0%] Ezekyal's .71 revolver shot blasts a gaping hole through Saylent's head!
Ezekyal dry heaves.
[T'E][   85%] Thulian's shot grazes Ezekyal's abdomen.
Ezekyal calmly lines up his .71 revolver at Thulian.
Saylent crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
Avery says, "What a Shame."
Avery expertly trains her Super Shorty shotgun on Ezekyal.
Ashier uncoils its razorchain from around its shoulder, flicking it into a serpentine shape.
Ashier puts away its curare dart clip.
Ashier pulls its needler from its holster.
Ashier fires its needler wildly at Ezekyal.
[A/E][   85%] Ashier's needler shot soars through the air, missing Ezekyal.
A spray of Ezekyal's blood hits you!
[T'E][   75%] Ezekyal gasps when Thulian's round impacts shallowly in his chest.
[|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||*] [ -1 55/56 ]  ow.  Your abdomen!
[E'T][   98%] Ezekyal's shot grazes Thulian's abdomen.
[A'E][   65%] Avery tags Ezekyal with a booming shot from her Super Shorty shotgun.
A palpable wave of screeching static rolls out of Ashier, rattling your eardrums!
Avery clutches her head and screams!
Thulian clutches his head and screams!
Ezekyal clutches his head and screams!
The stress, the pain... It hurts so much!
Ashier rushes toward Ezekyal's cover!
Ashier bares its teeth and emits an unholy shriek.
[T'E][   61%] Thulian's shot grazes Ezekyal's leg.
A few bits and pieces fly off your leech-hide cowl.
[||||||||||||||||************* ] [ -25 30/56 ]  AAAAUGH!  Your head!
[E##*T][ 53%] The shock of Ezekyal's shot shudders through Thulian.
[A*E][   46%] Avery's Super Shorty shotgun blast catches Ezekyal in the abdomen.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[||||||||||||||||**            ] [ +4 34/56 ]  Ahh!
You burp.
Pain floods your existence, blotting out reality in a blur of horror.
Thulian gurgles wetly, choking on blood gushing from his head wound.
Ashier's ear-splitting shriek continues, as drool begins dripping from its mouth.
Avery clutches her head and screams!
Eternity clutches her head and screams!
Thulian clutches his head and screams!
Ezekyal clutches his head and screams!
Necanthrope clutches their head and screams!
[T'E][   41%] Thulian's shot grazes Ezekyal's chest.
Your limbic system surges with terror; you can no longer keep control of yourself.
Ezekyal sniffs and wipes at his eyes.
Ashier rears back and winds up for a power razorchain attack.
Ashier rushes toward Ezekyal's cover!
A few bits and pieces fly off your leech-null exosuit.
[||||||||||||||****            ] [ -7 27/56 ]  OW!  Your leg!
[E*T][   48%] Thulian grunts as Ezekyal's round impacts shallowly in his leg.
[AvE][   41%] Avery's Super Shorty shotgun bounces off Ezekyal's piped jacket.
Ezekyal pulls the trigger of his .71 revolver, producing a soft click.
Just when your head was clearing, the shock and pain come surging back.
Pain floods your existence, blotting out reality in a blur of horror.
Ezekyal flips open the cylinder of his .71 revolver and slaps in a hand-loaded .71 speedload.
[T#'E][  18%] Thulian's round impacts shallowly in Ezekyal's head.
[AvE][   18%] Avery's Super Shorty shotgun bounces off Ezekyal's piped jacket.
Avery pulls the trigger of her Super Shorty shotgun, producing a soft click.
Avery starts pushing shells into her Super Shorty shotgun.
[|||||||||||****               ] [ -7 20/56 ]  OW!  Your abdomen!
[E*T][   35%] Thulian grunts as Ezekyal's round impacts shallowly in his abdomen.
[ Stopped attack. ]
Whaaa...you're dazed for a moment!
Thulian shakes his head, returning to his senses.
You feel the oil tanker come to a stop.
From outside, you hear a very loud voice announce, "Oil tanker Condoleeza Rice coming into port!".
[||||||||||*                   ] [ -1 19/56 ]  ow.  Your chest!
[E'T][   33%] Ezekyal's shot grazes Thulian's chest.
[AvE][   18%] Avery's Super Shorty shotgun bounces off Ezekyal's piped jacket.
[ LOD ]: Ashier has challenged your entire corp to PvP.
Ashier attacks you!
[T'E][   13%] Thulian's shot grazes Ezekyal's chest.
[A#'E][   0%] Ashier catches Ezekyal's face with its razorchain.
Ezekyal ducks and weaves, seeking cover.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
Ezekyal crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
Ashier rushes toward Thulian's cover!
Thulian exclaims, "durrrrr!"
You rush aggressively at Ashier.
Thulian calmly lines up his FN SCAR-L rifle at Ashier.
Eternity says, "Is this just going person vs person, oorrrrr."
[T'A][   94%] Thulian's shot grazes Ashier's leg.
[ LOD ]: Avery has challenged your entire corp to PvP.
Avery exclaims, "Imma rub mah cum on yo burn scars!"
Avery attacks you!
Avery expertly trains her Super Shorty shotgun on Thulian.
Ashier howls with rage.
[T#'A][  72%] Ashier grunts; Thulian's round impacts shallowly in its abdomen.
[||||||||||*                   ] [ -1 18/56 ]  ow.  Your chest!
[A'T][   32%] Avery's Super Shorty shotgun blast catches Thulian in the chest.
[zotnet] Ezekyal says, "Fuck you all"
Ashier's furious charge drives you out of your hiding place.
Ashier lashes a deadly strike at Thulian.
[T*A][   60%] Thulian's round impacts shallowly in Ashier's abdomen.
[AvT][   32%] Avery's Super Shorty shotgun bounces off Thulian's leech-null exosuit.
[|||||||***                    ] [ -5 13/56 ]  Ow!  Your hand!
[||||||*                       ] [ -1 12/56 ]  ow.  Your hand!
[||||||*                       ] [ -1 11/56 ]  ow.  Your hand!
[A*T][   19%] Ashier catches Thulian's hand with its razorchain.
Ashier rears back and winds up for a power razorchain attack.
[T'A][   54%] Thulian's shot grazes Ashier's penis.
Avery gets a box of bolo shells from her trail pack.
The oil tanker clears the harbor and emerges into open sea.
From outside, you hear a very loud voice announce, "Oil tanker Condoleeza Rice departing!".
[T'A][   47%] Thulian's shot grazes Ashier's head.
The body of Saylent twitches.
[ LOD ]: craig disconnected.
A few bits and pieces fly off your leech-null exosuit.
[ Stopped attack. ]
[******                        ] [ -11 0/56 ]  YEOUCH!  Your leg!
Ashier's razorchain wraps tightly around Thulian's ankles, causing him to hop around stupidly before falling over, cracking open his skull on the ground.

You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal prison.  You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...