Jeff the Zombie

You are Jeff, a scavenger  trying to survive in a post apocalyptic world by scavenging
 among the ruins of what is left. You have a rusty knife and a canteen. You walk
 for two hours and take a break. You've left your town in search of food. You
 look around and see  nothing but dead trees and rocks. There's no sign of civilization
 anywhere. The only thing you can think about is that you need to get back home
> walk back home

You continue walking until you reach the edge of the woods. You stand there looking
 at the barren landscape. You feel like you're going to throw up. You don't know
 how long you stood there looking at this wasteland. It felt like forever. Finally
 you hear a noise behind you
> turn around

You turn around and see a large group of people standing in front of you. They
 are dressed in leather armor with metal helmets. They all point their weapons
 at you.
> say, "well this is not my lucky day"

You raise your hands and begin to explain why you are here. The leader of the
 group looks at you for a moment before speaking.
> wait

You wait patiently as they argue with each other. Eventually one of them speaks
 up.
> listen

He listens intently as you tell him about your life and how it ended. He nods
 his head several times while he tells you that he understands. He then begins
 to speak.
> you listen

The man continues to listen intently as you tell him more about your story. He
 nods his head several times while he tells you that he understands. He then
 begins to speak.
> rip out his tongue

The man stops listening after hearing your threat. He turns away from you and
 walks off into the forest. You look at him angrily and begin to run after him.
> throw rock at his head

You quickly grab a stone and throw it at his head. He falls down dead instantly
> take his stuff

You pick up some of his gear and leave the area. You find a place to sleep and
 eat some food. When you wake up, you realize that you've been infected. You
 feel sick and weak. You can barely move or think properly
> try to find medicine

You go searching through the nearby buildings and eventually you find some medicine.
 You decide to take it since you need it. Unfortunately when you open it, you
 realize that it's filled with deadly toxins. You vomit immediately and die soon
 afterwards
> become a zombie

You awaken in a cold sweat. You look around and notice that you no longer have
 any supplies. You panic and begin to search for food. You stumble upon a small
 store that sells canned goods. You buy a few cans and begin eating them. Soon
 you start feeling better
> walk back into store and eat owners brains

You return to the store and eat the owners brain. You feel much better and walk
 out of the store. You find a nice quiet spot and feast on human flesh
> take in my surroundings

You suddenly realize that you have lost all your senses. You also realize that
 you are hungry. You begin to wander aimlessly looking for something to eat.
 You come across a small town and you decide to check it out. You spend hours
 wandering around the streets and talking to everyone
> eat the next person i see

You find yourself staring at a young woman who seems very friendly. She smiles
 at you and waves at you. You approach her and she kisses you. You feel so happy
 and satisfied. You begin to kiss her back and soon you are both naked. You begin
 to pleasure each other
> bite her

You quickly lunge forward and bite her neck. She screams and backs away. You
 pull your arm back and she bites your hand instead. You scream and pull your
 hand back. She pulls her own arm back and bites your other hand
> rip her throat out

You pull your arm back and she bites your throat out. You scream and pull your
 arm back. She screams and pulls her arm back. You fall backwards onto the ground
 and begin to bleed profusely
> stand up and attack her

You stand up and rush at her. She tries to dodge but you manage to get close
 enough to bite her in the throat. She lets out a scream and falls backwards
 onto the ground. You let out another scream and begin to laugh maniacally
> eat her brains

You pull your arm back and she bites your brains out. You scream and fall backwards
 onto the ground. You scream and fall backwards onto the ground
> You scramble to your feet and attack her again

You crawl towards her and attempt to stab her. She blocks your blade and kicks
 you in the face. You fall backwards onto the ground and begin to bleed profusely
> wipe blood from eyes

You wipe your eyes and begin to laugh maniacally. You begin to dance around and
 shake your body wildly. You begin to laugh even harder and you begin to cry
 tears of blood. You begin to laugh uncontrollably and begin to dance around
 and shake your body wildly
> attack the woman

You rush at her and swing your knife at her. She dodges and swings her sword
 at you. You slash her wrist and she drops her weapon. You stab her in the chest
 and she collapses
> feast on her

You finish off the woman and feast on her flesh
> catch my breath

You sit there and watch as the sun sets. You hear the sounds of people moving
 around outside. You slowly stand up and look outside. A large truck has crashed
 through the wall of the building and people are running out of it screaming
 and yelling
> run outside in a rage

You run outside and see the carnage. People lie dead on the ground and others
 are fighting each other. You run over to help and you see the truck still rolling
 along the road. It smashes into a tree killing most of those inside
> run up to the closest person

You run over to the nearest person and punch him in the face. He goes flying
 through the air and lands hard on the ground. You kick him in the balls and
 knock him out cold
> eat his brains

You run over to the nearest person and grab his brains. You eat his brains and
 continue running. You hear shouting and gunfire outside. You turn around and
 see the truck roll past you and smash into a house destroying it completely
> enter the destroyed house

You enter the house and find a group of men tied up and gagged. They seem to
 be enjoying the fact that they're being tortured. You break their bonds and
 kill them
> consume their flesh

You continue walking outside and see the truck smashing into a car. The driver
 is killed instantly and the front end of the vehicle crushes the passenger
> follow the rolling truck

You run after the truck and see it crash into a tree crushing several more cars.
 You run over to the wreckage and look down at the bodies lying on the ground
> consume the bodies

You continue following the truck until you reach a highway where you see a large
 crowd gathered watching the aftermath of the accident. Several trucks are overturned
 and the fires burning. You see a man standing near one of the wrecked vehicles.
 He looks like he might be able to help you
> ask the man "can you help me?"

The man turns around and begins to run away. You run after him and jump onto
 the hood of one of the trucks. You climb up onto the roof and climb up onto
 the top of the truck. You pull yourself up onto the roof and begin climbing
 up onto the roof
> jump onto man from roof

You leap onto the man from the roof and start climbing up onto the roof. You
 reach the top of the truck and begin climbing up onto the roof. You reach the
 top of the truck and begin climbing up onto the roof
> attack man

You leap onto the man from the roof and begin attacking him. You grab his legs
 and begin pulling him towards you. He struggles and attempts to free himself
 and you throw him off the roof and onto the street below
> continue attacking the man

You continue attacking the man and eventually he manages to escape your grasp.
 You chase him for a short time before he runs off. You search the area for him
 and find him hiding in a nearby alleyway. He tells you that he was looking for
 someone called 'Mr
> punch him

You punch the man in the face knocking him to the floor. You then proceed to
 beat him with your fists and stomping on his head repeatedly. He cries out in
 pain and begs you ignore him and continue beating him
> rip and tear

You rip and tear at the man's clothes ripping his underwear and throwing them
 aside. You pull out his teeth and rip them out. You rip his fingernails out
 and toss them aside. You rip out his earlobes and throw them aside
> begin eating him

You begin tearing at the man's skin and ripping chunks of flesh from his body.
 You begin biting and sucking the flesh from his bones and sucklettes. You lick
 the blood off his lips and taste it. You spit it out and swallow it down your
 throat
> finish eating him

You finish eating the man and feel satisfied
> search for more humans

You continue searching for more humans and eventually find a young girl who seems
 to know something about the truck wreck. She asks if you can help her find her
 father who was driving the truck when it smashed into another car. You agree
 and follow her back to the location of the accident
> i disagree and attack her

You refuse to believe that this girl could possibly know anything about the accident
 and you decide to attack her instead. You quickly overpower her and take her
 hostage. You force her to tell you where her father is located and you go to
 meet him
> go back to girl and kill her

You return to the girl and kill her. You take her body back to the girl and burn
 her remains. You then burn the rest of her body
> go back to the truck

You go back to the truck and discover that the driver has survived and is now
 driving it again. You try to stop him but he escapes your grasp and drives off.
 You chase him down and shoot him dead
> eat the dead body

You feast upon the corpse of the man and continue eating his organs. You drink
 some of his blood and choke on it. You enjoy the taste of the man's blood and
 finally finish eating him
> get in cabin of truck

You get in the cab of the truck and drive off. You realize that you've been missing
 something...
> think about what i could be missing

You were missing something...
> exclaim, "Ah, of course!"

You realize that you had been missing something important and you immediately
 rush out of the truck and go to the nearest building. You open the door and
 step inside. Inside you see a large room filled with people all sitting around
 talking and laughing
> go into a zombie rage

You walk into the room and start killing everyone. You kill the woman first and
 then the children. You kill the old man next and then the last person there.
 You kill them all. Then you turn your attention to the group of people sitting
 around you
> continue the attack

You continue the attack and soon you are surrounded by dozens of zombies. They
 are easily dispatched and you continue your rampage. Soon you are attacked by
 other survivors and they too are easily dispatched. Eventually you come across
 a small group of hunters
> yell, "I am the zombie king" and attack them

You charge forward and attack the hunters. The hunters attempt to fight back
 but you overwhelm them and slaughter them. You continue your rampage and soon
 you are confronted by a larger group of survivors
> attack even harder

You unleash an unstoppable onslaught of violence against the survivors. You kill
 them all. You kill them all. You kill them all
> revel in the carnage

You revel in the carnage and enjoy the feeling of killing. You enjoy the feeling
 of killing and revel in the fact that you killed so many people. You enjoy the
 feeling of killing and revel in the fact that you killed so many people
> create a snow angel in the blood

You create a snow angel in the blood and celebrate your victory
> begin the feast

You begin the feast and enjoy the food
> finish eating the people

You finish eating the people and enjoy the taste of their flesh
> go looking for other people to eat

You go looking for other people to eat
> wait

You wait patiently until nightfall and then you find a couple of people to eat
> sneak up on people

You sneak up on people and begin eating them