Frenzied Metal

y-Dawg
*An ordinary, seemingly unimportant comet races towards Earth, small enough to do no harm. It wouldn't be worth worrying about form a first glance, but we know better, don't we?*
9:36
Krazar77
That was
kill me
9:36
Ty-Dawg
Don't be a hypocrite, Kraz
9:36
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
wait
which part
sqm or ty's rp
9:38
Ty-Dawg
*You see, within this comet lied a foreign visitor. A dangerous visitor, as the ones who come to Earth often are*
*Entering Earths atmosphere, the outer lairs of the comet began to disintegrate, slowly revealing it's core.....*
9:38
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
*suddenly the meteorite is thrown back out of Earth's orbit, spiraling toward the Sun*
 (SPG) *chuckles to self*
jkjkjk
9:39
Ty-Dawg
 XD
*Meanwhile, on the roads of Earth...*
*An older gentleman was driving his car, a rather fancy prius, through the interstate at night. Very few other cars were near him, and he was muttering to himself in displeasure*
(Older Gentleman) > (Goddamn Maurice making me drive through the goddamn night for some shitty meeting. I swear when I see him I'm gonna shove my foot through his smug ass so far it comes out his mouth, AND THEN I'LL DO IT WITH THE OTHER FOOT!)
9:42
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
*a completely unrelated, separate meteor slams into the car, killing him instantly*
jkjkjk
9:42
Ty-Dawg
It was Maurices trap all along
*As he drived though, he caught a glimpse of something in the sky, causing him to slow his car to see it better....before the comet landed with a large impact in front of him, causing him to sudenly swerve to the side to avoid being hit*
(Older Gentleman) > (What in the good Godamn-?!) *Grunting, he unlocked his car doors, walking out*
9:44
Gallibon the Destroyer
*watches*
9:45
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
*waits*
Fish6 has just entered the core of all our madness!
9:47
Ty-Dawg
*He walked over to the crater, looking down as he adjusted his tie.*
*The outer shell of the comet had been completely disintegrated by the atmosphere, or destroyed by the impact. Now there was only it's inner core-a small, shiny metal meteorite, with jagged points all over it*
9:48
Gallibon the Destroyer
 o/
9:49
Ty-Dawg
(Older Gentleman) > (....Yeah I sure as hell aint gonna be able to keep going on tonight. Sonuvabitch....)
*He pulle out his phone, a fancy new IPhone something or other, making a call to the Maurice he complained about earlier*
(Older Gentleman) > (Maurice? Maurice? Yeah, cancel tomorrows meeting. What?-No, listen-Will ya shut your goddamn mouth so I can talk?!)
*As he spoke, the metallic core of what was previously a comet started shaking, moving in an unnatural fashion....*
*Suddenly, a large metallic tendril burst out of it, rushing forward and grabbing the phone, pulling it out of the mans hand and dragging it to it*
(Older Gentleman) *Stumbling back, his eyes widened in shock* (WHAT THE FUCKCHRIST JESUSHELL SHIT?!)
*The tenril smashed the phone into it's main "Core", smaller tendrils coming out and wrapping aroun it, absorbing it.*
9:57
Gallibon the Destroyer
Oh my
9:58
Krazar77
Why do I feel like
9:58
Ty-Dawg
(Older Gentleman) > (Nope, nope nope!) *The old man ran with speed unexpected for his age, slamming open his car door and getting inside in a panicked fashion, beginning to quickly drive away*
9:59
Krazar77
Birth is gonna have to intervine
and smack a bitch
10:00
Ty-Dawg
*Oh no friends, this fellow won't be getting away so easily, no no no not at all. Mor etendrils burst out of the core, rushing forward and wrapping around the wheels of the car, dragging it back to the crater with terrifying strength*
10:01
Krazar77
Yeah hes gonna need to smack a bitch
10:02
Ty-Dawg
*Despite trying with all his might to accelerate the car enough to get away, he realizes that he can't. The poor victim quickly opened up his door, and made a rolling stop as his poor prius was dragged into the crater*
*The Metal Core ripped apart the car in an almost starving way, tearing out everything that wasn't metal. More tendrils burst out as it pulled all of the pieces into itself, it's mass increasing as it did so*
*The Old Man tried to get up, but his age was a disadvantage. His leg had been injured when he rolled out of the car, and he quickly fell down when he tried to push himself up and roll away. Determined to survive, he started crawling away as quickly as possible, but luck was not his ally....*
*The Core crawled out of the crater using it's tendrils, and it's appearance and size were notably different. It's appearance was now a mishmash of the metals it had absorbed, melded together in an oddly primitive way. It also had many more tendrils now, and walked on four of them in a manner similar to spider legs*
*It crawled over to the Old man, sending one of its tendrils pointed tips into his leg to stop his movement, causing him to yell out in pain*
(Old Man) > (God, please no...What do you want?! I'm..I'm just an old businessman, and I know you don't want money..I can't say I'm a good man but..but please just..just let me go....)
10:14
Krazar77
Can I smack this core
10:15
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
*a nuke is dropped on the area
*just be sure, a drone strike soon follows
jkjkjkjk
10:16
Ty-Dawg
*The metal beast didn't answer, seemingly lacking any sort of true sapience outside of it's odd hunger for metal. It moved to fave his head, and sent out three tendrils towards his face*
 10:18
Krazar77
Wait a minute
10:20
Ty-Dawg
*Two of them pulled open the top and bottom of his mouth, with the third plunging forward into his mouth and sending itself throughout his chest, searching for something...*
*The man let out muffled grunts of pain and fear as he tried his hardest to claw the tenrils away. But it was pointless. He was too weak.*
*Finally, the tendril stopped and grabbed onto something inside him, pulling itself out with vicious force as it held up...his pacemaker*
*The Old Man started gasping, before falling to the ground, either dead or dying.*
*Smaller tendrils came from the metallic beasts body and pulled it closer to the main core, absorbing the pacemaker completely*
*It's business was now done, and the beast turned away and crawled forwards, in order to continue it's search to sate it's ravenous hunger fo rmetal...And where, oh where....will it go next?*
*End RP*
10:23
Krazar77
tell me this isnt berserk
10:24
Ty-Dawg
idk
Thoughts?
 10:25
Krazar77
looked fun
10:25
Gallibon the Destroyer
Ayyy, that was cool