SMASH: Rich Evans

RICH EVANS Wheezes In!
UP B: PTERODACTYL
 Rich Evans starts laughing, the sounds of which calls in a Pterodactyl which carries him upwards. The player has free left-and-right
 movement control while rising, and the pterodactyl will peck at anyone touching it, thouch Rich Evans himself is unprotected. Rich
 Evans can let go of the pterodactyl early with any button, but the move will cause helplessness either way.
SIDE B: UNSTOPPABLE
 Rich Evans jumps forwards and starts rolling, quickly picking up speed as he goes. The faster Rich Evans rolls, the stronger its hits,
 and though Rich Evans can turn around mid-roll, doing so resets the speed. From a certian speed upwards (about half a second of
 rolling), the move is armored. Doesn't stop at ledges, can only be cancelled by pressing the B button again or jumping out of it.
NEUTRAL B: WHEEL OF THE WORST
 The Wheel of the Worst spins behind Rich Evans for a half second, or until it's stopped early by pressing the B button again. A movie
 will come out of it (with the case being projected above the Wheel, though it functionall does nothing). Rich Evans sees the movie,
 and quickly throw the CD forward, witch each movie
 - TWISTED PAIR will have Rich Evans throw the CD forward in a straight line, while the weaker case goes out behind him in a short, low
   arc.
 - PASS THRU will fly forward at high speed, piercing opponents and even stafe geometry.
 - FATEFUL FINDINGS will arc forward quite slowly in a high arc. At the very peak of its trajectory, the CD will flash brightly. If
   anyone is hit at that precise moment, they are dealt a devastating hit (comparable to a G&W 9). The longer the Wheel is spun, the
   more likely this is to come up.
 - I AM HERE... NOW will stop in midair directly after being thrown and turn see-through, essentially becoming a midair mine to the
   first opponent that touches it.
 - DOUBLE DOWN will have the case fly straight forward, with the CD following closely after. If the case hit someone, the CD will deal
   extra damage.
DOWN B: INSULIN
 Rich Evans can heal himself at any moment. A single jab will heal 5%, but holding down the button will make Rich Evans heal himself at
 an incredible rate, until the button is let go or someone hits Rich Evans.
FINAL SMASH: STAR WARS!!!!!
 The Star Wars logo appears in the middle of the screen, and Rich Evans gets so excited that he puts on a Darth Vader mask and starts
 slinging Star Wars merchandise all over, mostly in front of him. The projectiles have a variety of effects, the most prominent ones
 being exploding droid toys, but there's incredibly many of them. Getting hit once will most likely mean death.

I had a lot of fun with this one. Rich Evans' playstyle centers around stupid bullshit and being unable to die.