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  1. when you high as fuck, and remember-that you saved food for-this exact moment,
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  4. yeah of course I can paint your ceiling, Mighkel anjelo scoffed-to himself, gonna paint a bunch of dudes with-they dick outs on-it though,
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  6. yo, bro, what are you up-to?, did you know-that minus four degrees looks-like a dude taking a dump?,
  7.  
  8. I play fortnite-and now-have a hot girlfriend who plays-too she's cute as fuck broke-the system, actually, quantum mechanics forbids-this,
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  10. I'm six foot three-but say I'm six foot one-to hurt people who are five eleven-and claim-they are 6 foot,
  11.  
  12. yell penis for password, did you do-it?, yes, what did-it cost?, everything,
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  14. Japan, bombs a few American boats, America, totally annihilates two Japanese cities in response,
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  16. Japan,
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  18. Alfred Nobel, Discovers dynamite-to use for underground works, people, start throwing-it at each other, Alfred Nobel, excuse me-what-the fuck,
  19.  
  20. me trying-to explain-that I just won a free Iphone 6-and I only-have 3 minutes-to claim-it, my dad, my mom,
  21.  
  22. stop posting game of thrones spoilers I'm  still on episode 0 with no intention-to watch,
  23.  
  24. your mama-so fat, what does-this-have-to do with thanoh thah nose had-to clap,
  25.  
  26. being a baby-is crazy-like imagine going-to sleep in your crib-and you wake up in a whole restaurant l m f ay o,
  27.  
  28. manga, ani may, netflix adaptation,
  29.  
  30. we used-to talk, l m f ay ooooooooooooo calm down experiment 427,
  31.  
  32. I hope James Charles kept his starbucks uniform, he's gonna need-it, as-if we'd hire his busted ass, account suspended, earth just lost-its-best defender,
  33.  
  34. if you recommend me a book, what would you recommend?, little Oxford english dictionary,
  35.  
  36. that's cool-but I-have a question, yeah?, is-it cool-if I'm actually 14?, nope, oh,
  37.  
  38. the next time-someone tries-to open-the bathroom door more than once-while I'm taking a shit, I'm gonna open-the door-and fart on-them,
  39.  
  40. our earth-is only 4 billion years old in a universe-that-is 14 billion years old, what could a species learn, create, and do-that has a 2-or 3 billion year head start on us, what-about 10, they probably-have-better meem's,
  41.  
  42. that time I bought a 6 pack pair of-socks-to avoid doing-the laundry-is-when I realized-that money does indeed buy happiness,
  43.  
  44. if you use one of those apps-that tells you who has unfollowed you-I can guarantee you need-therapy,
  45.  
  46. me creating new accounts-to get one month free trials,
  47.  
  48. I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits-and asked-if-they were gay, they arrested me,
  49.  
  50. was thinking-about you-tonight, I met a new girl, she's not as crazy as you-but we-have a particularly spicy relationship, fuck you, cool, do you ever think-about us?,
  51.  
  52. um, hum, fuck-it, wanna date, hell yeah, I don't know how, but you used-the wrong formula-and got-the correct answer,
  53.  
  54. me, mom can we-have McDonald's?, mom, no we-have McDonald's at home, McDonald's at home, donald,
  55.  
  56. find-it shocking-that-when I was 15 slash 16 I'd drink a liter vodka-and was still able-to go home-and act natural in-front of my ma now I-have two drinks an I'm sideways-like I'd talk shit-to a plant,
  57.  
  58. teachers used-to hold-that damn pizza party over your head-the whole year, quiet down-or no pizza party, bitch fuck you-and-that pizza fuck outta here,
  59.  
  60. anyone, are you smart?, third grader, yeah, anyone, spell-it, third grader, s m ay r tee, anyone, I said spell-it, third grader, we've-been tricked, we've-been backstabbed-and we've-been quite possibly, bamboozled,
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  62. there's a dude in a low rider blasting a self help podcast at full volume outside my building, so I'm on my way down-to go get engaged,
  63.  
  64. first wave feminism, we want-the right-to vote, second wave feminism, we want equal opportunity in-the workforce, third wave feminism, woman who marries herself-then cheats on herself-and blames-it on men,
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  66. started working at a cinema-and can I just say we check-the movie-to see-if everything's alright every few hours-and you fingering your girlfriend-isn't as discreet as you may think-it-is,
  67.  
  68. race-to 1 million, barry versus James Charles,
  69.  
  70. why-is-this-so funny, I feel-so attacked right now, duck, 20, what's quackin ladies, quack, human noise,
  71.  
  72. 10 banned weapons-too brutal for war,
  73.  
  74. happy mother's day-to-the woman who called-the cops on me-when she didn't find me in my room sleeping in-the middle of-the night-and thought I snuck out of-the house, I was downstairs in-the kitchen eating cereal-and also 22,
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  76. when Americans see a measurement in meters instead of bullet velocity of an A R 15 in football fields per fahrenheit,
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  78. people, you can't lose 3 mil suscribers over a weekend, James Charles, wanna-see me do-it again,
  79.  
  80. what-the hell am I doing with my life, sitting on my ass watching porn, thats-what I am doing, and-its sad, I am sad, and I am also writing in porn comments-likes-its my fucking journal, God damn-it,
  81.  
  82. yall remember-when puss-and humpty fought-to sacrifice-themselves for a-soul stone,
  83.  
  84. when doofenshmirtz-is getting a lot of love-but no one remembers norm,
  85.  
  86. when you are running for a bus-and-the bus doors are already closed, but-then-the bus driver sees you running-and opens-the door again for you, I'm still worthy,
  87.  
  88. so I'm on-the phone with-the I T guy-and he-have a real nice voice, so I'm going on my computer-to look him up-to see his face, completely forgetting he remote into my computer-so he can see-what I'm doing,
  89.  
  90. guys literally only want one thing-and-it's fucking disgusting,
  91.  
  92. at james charles, at I am cardi b, if y'all are looking for-some job openings we are glad-to help,
  93.  
  94. but james do not flirt with-the customers-and cardi you will not-be handeling-the drinks y'all will start monday,
  95.  
  96. insect, despite-being curs'd with knowledge, Thah nose didn't know-the difference-between an arachnid-and an insect,
  97.  
  98. to my defense, there are-some people-that just don't know-they are gay yet, I know, right?,
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  100. 12 years old nibbas-when-the question asks for sex instead of gender,
  101.  
  102. all good cars-have names, what-have you named your tesla?, has anyone called-their's dave,
  103.  
  104. I wish i could date a guy-like you, I'm a guy-like me, alright-then, want-to go on a date, actually, quantum mechanics forbids-this,
  105.  
  106. Conservative, life-begins at conception, quirky mom getting a divorce, life-begins at 40,
  107.  
  108. When you wait 10 minutes for-the loading screen-to load-and-then realise-it actually says tap-to continue,
  109.  
  110. Man uses woman snapchat filter for tinder profile-and gets more than 300 matches, james charles, Is-it possible-to learn-this power?,
  111.  
  112. would you rather keep scrolling reddit-or save your job?, My boss asked-while standing-behind me, I see-that you made your choice, Is-it possible-to learn-this power?,
  113.  
  114. My dad saw me smiling at my phone, assumed-it was-because I was texting with my partner, and exclaimed, oh, to-be young-and in love, I was looking at-this picture of scrappy-Doo dressed as a lobster,
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  116. When you kill off end game meem's in-order-to make room for iron man 1, this was always-the plan,
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  118. when you cut your dick off-so you dont get a boner during your class presentation, A small price-to pay for salvation,
  119.  
  120. Hey drew-it's brendan fraser from-the movie george of-the jungle, just wanted-to stop-by-and wish you a happy birthday, thanks-but-it's not my birthday, i was also in mummy,
  121.  
  122. what-is-this suppose-to cover, clearly those distracting sholders-that schools are against,
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  124. when your friend-is sad-that his dad died-and you-have just lost your enchanted diamond pick axe in minecraft, today I lost more than you could ever know,
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  126. My wife knew i was going-to-be hung over-and left-this-what do you meem card-to mock me, Why must things-be-this way,
  127.  
  128. Just let me clean your screen, the previous post was really bad,
  129.  
  130. flight attendant,yawns midflight, deaf people,
  131.  
  132. when olive garden doesn't get my-order right, will-be speaking with-italy-this morning,
  133.  
  134. who's-this, why, are you a boy-or girl, I'm a grill, what's your name?, george foreman, I-thought you were a girl, No, I'm a grill, oh, speech 100,
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  136. Ordered mac n cheese from a not unfancy-italian restaurant on my street-and got-this, wich I'm pretty sure-is a hate crime,
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  138. In an absolute disregard for moms everywhere, this man-is using a mother's day brunch-to flex his ultimate dad outfit,
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  140. If you're feeling lazy just know-that my mom just asked my brother-to vacuum his room, but he youTubed a vacuum-sound-and laid in-bed instead, illusion 100,
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  142. When your nuclear power plant in chernobyl fulfills-the five year plan of heat energy generation in 4 microseconds, cha cha real smooth,
  143.  
  144. A big shout out-to lena head e who made one million dollars-an episode-this season for standing at a window drinking a glass of wine, an eye con,
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  146. Report, james charles offered-to pay straight men-to turn gay, mods, you guys are getting paid,
  147.  
  148. someone on my road-has a cat face hole in-their glazing-so-their cat can look through,
  149.  
  150. forest lakes in finland, This-is how I imagined-the hatchet setting in fifth grade,
  151.  
  152. people who are unsubscribing-to james charles, people who were never subscribed-to james charles,
  153.  
  154. Logan paul, being-the most hated youTuber, james charles, fucks up, logan paul, sneaky homosexual stole my place in line,
  155.  
  156. Vacationing in florida, versus, living in florida,
  157.  
  158. Second grader, what are you eating under-there, First grader, under-where, second grader, ew, you are eating underwear, first grader, we've-been tricked,
  159.  
  160. we've-been backstabbed-and we've-been quite possibly, bamboozled,
  161.  
  162. Nearly all boxed mac 'n cheese contains a chemical you don't want-to eat, how many times we gotta tell y'all, we are here for a good time not a long time,
  163.  
  164. Groomer-took my dog from loveable teddy-bear-to sewer rat on heroin,
  165.  
  166. boys sleep over, aha bro-what's-better tits-or ass, girls sleep over, ahaha teehee ahaha,
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  168. banana water,
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  170. 400 calories of oil, 400 calories of chicken, 400 calories of vegetables, 400 calories of communism,
  171.  
  172. bell rings, teacher, the-bell doesn't dismiss you, I do, bell, am I a joke-to you,
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  174. I wish for-thee ability-to switch-between normal sight, and sight-that makes me see all-the people-that want-to-have sex with me, granted, you now-have-the ability-to close your eyes,
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  176. I don't care-what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt,
  177.  
  178. mother's day, james charles controversy, hentigh heaven-is back,
  179.  
  180. Staying subscribed-to james charles, unsubscribing-after tati's video, unsubscribing-when we found out he was racist, having no knowledge of-that human,
  181.  
  182. to my dee fence, there are-some people-that just don't know-they are gay yet, he-is speaking-the language of gods,
  183.  
  184. I spent my last 500 euros on-this bill board, please give me a job,
  185.  
  186. I spent my first wage packet on-this bill board, thank you for helping me,
  187.  
  188. How-to get a netflix special-the hard way, do stand up for a decade, the easy way, be a serial killer,
  189.  
  190. guys-if you receive a link saying naked pictures of james charles don't open-it, it-is a virus-that puts clapping e moji's-between everything you type,
  191.  
  192. when a kid eats vanilla ice cream-and realises-it contains 0.00001 percent alcohol, man-it hurts-to-be-this hip,
  193.  
  194. ma'am, this-is a quarantined area, I'm going-to-have-to see-if your feet are contaminated,
  195.  
  196. almost extinct disease, vaccine, anti vax moms,
  197.  
  198. when 10 year old kid uses capslock during online argument,
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