Appropriate Behavior (2014) EN

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              DON'T FORGET THIS.

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  THAT WAS A PRESENT FOR YOU.

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        I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE
        HOLDING ON TO IT.

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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH IT?

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                  THROW IT AWAY.

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     FINE.

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         WE WERE AN "IT" COUPLE.

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NOT REALLY.

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    LIKE WHEN WE'D GO TO PARTIES
    AND THERE WAS DANCING,

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              WE'D START DANCING
              AND EVERYONE WOULD

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         MAKE A CIRCLE AROUND US
         AND WATCH US DANCE.

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  OKAY.

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OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME

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WHAT YOU NEED, SHIRIN?

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      I NEED MY GIRLFRIEND BACK.

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DUDE, I REALLY THINK

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YOU JUST NEED TO MOURN THIS
AND MOVE ON.

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          I REALLY WANT TO EAT
          MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK THAT'S AN AMAZING IDEA.

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WHY DON'T WE ORDER
ALL THE FATTY, DISGUSTING FOODS

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WE NEVER LET OURSELVES EAT?

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                     OKAY.

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          HEY, GIRLS.
      HOW YOU DOIN' TODAY?

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                          HEY.
FANTASTIC.

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AND YOU?
UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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             BRENDAN.
BRENDAN.

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HEY, I'M CRYSTAL.

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         HEY, CRYSTAL.
   WHAT CAN I GET YOU TODAY?

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UM, LET ME SEE.

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I WOULD LOVE AN...

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UNSWEETENED GLASS
OF ICED TEA.

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           NO PROBLEM.
THANK YOU.

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    AND CAN I JUST HAVE ONE
    OF THOSE COMPLIMENTARY MINTS

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        I SAW BY THE ENTRANCE
        AND A GLASS OF ICE WATER

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       AND A LITTLE BIT OF LEMON
       IN THERE.

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             OKAY.

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              THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANKS, BRENDAN.

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                    MMM, DELISH.

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MMM, CAN'T WAIT.

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                I'M DEAD INSIDE.

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           CAN YOU TELL
           JUST BY LOOKING AT ME

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           THAT I'M DEAD INSIDE?

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I REALLY THINK
YOU HAD TO END IT.

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I MEAN, SHE WASN'T EVEN
FUCKING YOU TOWARDS THE END.

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           MAYBE IT WAS A PHASE.

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THANKS, BRENDAN.

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HOW ABOUT "GIRAFFE"?

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         WHAT ABOUT "SAFE WORD"?

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LIKE THE WORD "SAFE WORD"
AS OUR SAFE WORD?

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    LET'S CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN,

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   'CAUSE WHAT HAPPENS
   IF YOU FORGET YOUR SAFE WORD?

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OKAY, THEN,
THE SAFE WORD IS "SAFE WORD."

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                  GREAT.
                  LET'S DO THIS.

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            WHAT'S THE SCENARIO?

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I'M YOUR TAX AUDITOR.

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                    OKAY.

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   MISS?
                      YES?

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CAN YOU PLEASE
FILL OUT THIS FORM?

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                      ALL RIGHT.

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                       MISS?
  YES?

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           I'VE BEEN A BAD
           SMALL-BUSINESS OWNER.

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WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM?

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              I DON'T HAVE
              ANY OF MY RECEIPTS

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         FROM JUNE UNTIL AUGUST,

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            AND I'M GONNA
            HAVE TO BE PUNISHED.

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THAT'S ACTUALLY
EASILY REMEDIED.

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IF YOU'LL JUST FILL IN
THE LARGER EXPENSES IN SECTION C

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AND CROSS-CHECK THEM
WITH SECTION B.

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                     MAXINE.
  WHAT?

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       YOU ARE KILLING THE SEXY.

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I'M JUST--

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I'M NOT INTO ROLE PLAY.

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           THAT'S-- THAT'S OKAY.

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I'M VANILLA.

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                 DON'T SAY THAT.

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IT TRUE.
I'M NOT KINKY.

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                      HEY.

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LOOK AT ME.

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I LIKE VANILLA.

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     I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD.

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                   I'M SORRY.

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IT'S OKAY.

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BANAL SEX
SHOULDN'T START

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UNTIL AT LEAST A YEAR
INTO A RELATIONSHIP.

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            I MOVED IN TOO SOON.

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WHEN ARE YOU GOING
BACK TO WORK?

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                    I'M NOT.

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    NO!

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   THE ONLY REASON THEY HIRED ME
   IN THE FIRST PLACE

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           IS 'CAUSE THEY WANTED

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         A MIDDLE EASTERN PERSON
         ON STAFF.

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                NOW THAT YAVAH'S
                IN EDITORIAL,

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         EVERYONE'S GUSHING
         OVER HOW SYRIAN SHE IS.

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I'M NOT LETTING YOU FALL
INTO A BOTTOMLESS PIT

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OF DESPAIR AND UNEMPLOYMENT
ON MY COUCH.

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          NOTHING BRINGS ME JOY.

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WELL... I THINK THIS GUY
I KNOW IS HIRING.

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LET ME TALK TO HIM.

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AND ARE YOU GONNA GO LOOK

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AT THAT APARTMENT
IN BUSHWICK LATER?

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              I CAN'T. I HAVE TO
              GO SEE MY PARENTS.

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OH, MY GOD!
CAN I COME?

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YOUR DAD IS SO HOT.

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I JUST WANT TO,
LIKE, PAINT HIM.

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                   UGH, NO.

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            THAT IS EXACTLY
            WHY YOU CANNOT COME.

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SO, UH...

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SO, IN THE AFTERNOON,
I TOOK AN APPENDIX,

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AND I REWIRED IT
ON THIS KID

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WHO HAD NO CONTROL
OF HIS OWN URINE.

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                         STOP.
 WOW.

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          NO, NO, NO,
        WE MADE HIM DRY.

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     BUT NOW HE HAS TO PEE
    OUT OF HIS BELLY BUTTON.

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PLEASE STOP.

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THIS IS FASCINATING.
    NOT WHILE WE'RE EATING.

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            YEAH, IT CAN WAIT
            UNTIL AFTER, RIGHT?
   OKAY.

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DID YOU SEE
ALI'S PICTURE

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OF THE SEX-REASSIGNMENT
SURGERY?

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         NO, I DIDN'T, 'CAUSE
         I DELETED IT THE MINUTE

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       I READ "INTESTINE VAGINA"
       IN THE SUBJECT.

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             THEY'RE INTERESTING
             PICTURES.
         YEAH, THEY ARE.

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SHOW THEM.
      PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.

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          I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY

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                    HE HAD TO GO
                   INTO UROLOGY.

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     IT'S BECAUSE HE LOVES
      THE PENISES SO MUCH.

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FUNNY, DAD.

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          HERE YOU GO.
         CHECK IT OUT.
                            UGH!

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OH, MY GOD.
               WHAT?

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       TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
 YOU'RE NOT EVEN LOOKING AT IT.

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           PLEASE PUT THAT AWAY.

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         I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT.

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                SHE DOESN'T WANT
                TO SEE IT.

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                    PUT IT AWAY.
      OKAY, SUIT YOURSELF.

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             LAYLI.
                         YES?

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 ALI SAYS THAT YOU JUST STARTED
        YOUR FELLOWSHIP.

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                   THAT'S RIGHT.

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        PLASTIC SURGERY.

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                     MM-HMM.

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    ISN'T IT WEIRD, THOUGH?

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       LIKE, HE'S DEALING

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 WITH LIFE-AND-DEATH SITUATIONS
           EVERY DAY,

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      AND THEN YOU'RE WITH
  THESE MIDDLE-AGED HOUSEWIVES

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     WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

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LAYLI IS A PEDIATRIC

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RECONSTRUCTIVE
PLASTIC SURGEON.

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                I ACTUALLY--
                UH, I SPECIALIZE

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              IN BURN TREATMENT
              AND SKIN GRAFTING.

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                         COOL.

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        I HEARD YOU ARE WORKING
        AT "THE BROOKLYN PAPER."

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                      YEAH.

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                UM, I'M ACTUALLY
                THINKING

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             ABOUT TRANSITIONING
             INTO ANOTHER FIELD.

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SO, LET ME GET THIS
STRAIGHT.

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YOU GOT A MASTERS
IN JOURNALISM,

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AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA DO
JACK SHIT WITH IT?

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SHE CAN STILL USE
HER DEGREE.

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SHE'S SO TALENTED.

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           THANK YOU.

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SHE WAS THE ONLY FRESHMAN
IN HIGH SCHOOL

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WHO COULD SWIM
ON THE VARSITY TEAM.

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AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN
TAKE LESSONS.

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WOW, THAT'S A REAL
RESUME BUILDER RIGHT THERE.

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     YEAH, THIS BODY'S MADE
         FOR SWIMMING.

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     LOOK AT THESE SHOULDERS.
                  THAT'S ENOUGH.

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                      THANK YOU.
AND LOOK AT THOSE HANDS.

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                    PLEASE STOP.
AREN'T THEY STUNNING?

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        THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL HANDS.

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YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD GET
INTO HAND MODELING.
                          AH.

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BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW PEOPLE GET STARTED.
              IT'S WHO YOU KNOW.

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A MASTERS IN JOURNALISM,
THAT'S HOW YOU GET STARTED.

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       I WOULD LITERALLY LIKE TO
       TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.

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OKAY, HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE?

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       ANY BOYS WE SHOULD
          KNOW ABOUT?

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                 NO.
                 NO BOYS AT ALL.

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 OH, THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE TO
   GET MY SHOTGUN READY THEN.

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GOOD ONE, DAD.

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OH, GOD.

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KEN?

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HEY.
                    GINNY.

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  SHIRIN.
                      SHIRIN.

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          WHAT IS THAT? LIBYAN?
          ARMENIAN? ARGENTINEAN?

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  IRANIAN.

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                   OH, IRANIAN.

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                     WOW. IRAN.

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        WHAT DO YOU THINK
        OF THAT WHOLE SITUATION?

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IT'S A MIXED BAG.

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A LOT OF VERY
GOOD-INTENTIONED PEOPLE

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DEALING WITH SOME
DIFFICULT CIRCUMSTANCES.

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              YOU GET OVER THERE
              VERY OFTEN?
YEAH.

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ACTUALLY, I GO IN THE SUMMERS
TO VISIT FAMILY.
                        WOW.

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               OKAY, SO TELL ME,

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          WHAT IS THE SCENE LIKE
          IN TEHRAN?

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                I JUST READ
                THIS BIG ARTICLE

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        ABOUT THE UNDERGROUND
        HIP-HOP SCENE IN "VICE."

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   YEAH.
        SO, YOU'RE PART OF THAT?

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NO. UNFORTUNATELY, I SPEND
MOST OF MY TIME IN IRAN

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WATCHING DISNEY VIDEOS
WITH MY GRANDMOTHER

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WHILE SHE
UNTANGLES JEWELRY.

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YEAH, I GOT MYSELF
SOME COFFEE.

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DO YOU WANT SOMETHING
TO DRINK?

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                   NO, THANKS.

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            I AM BUZZED ON SKUNK
            RIGHT NOW.

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  NICE.

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            SO, CRYSTAL TELLS ME
            YOU ARE AN ARTIST.

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   YES.

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YEAH, I AM.

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          YOU'RE A VIDEO ARTIST.

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  MM-HMM.
                       GREAT.

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      SO, I DON'T KNOW
      WHAT CRYSTAL HAS TOLD YOU,

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     BUT I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
     RELIABLE TO TAKE OVER

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               AN AFTERSCHOOL
               FILMMAKING CLASS.

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      IT'S WITH A BUNCH OF KIDS,
      AND THEY'RE REALLY GREAT

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         AND SO SMART
         AND, UH, JUST CREATIVE.

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              AND REALLY,
              ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

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           IS JUST SHOW THEM
           HOW TO HOLD A CAMERA.

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I CAN DO THAT, YEAH.

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             SO, WHAT IS
             YOUR SCHEDULE LIKE?

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COMPLETELY OPEN.
                       PERFECT.

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        ALL RIGHT, WELL,
        MAY I SAY LET'S DO THIS?

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   OKAY.
                     GREAT.

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             DON'T FUCK ME OVER.

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   OKAY.

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              YOU TOLD HIM
              I WAS A FILMMAKER?

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YOU SAID
YOU NEEDED A JOB.

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               HOW DO YOU KNOW
               THIS GUY ANYWAY?

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HE'S THAT INVESTMENT BANKER
IN MY PARENTS' BUILDING

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I USED TO HOOK UP WITH
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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                  OH, MY GOD.
                  HE'S THAT GUY.
MM-HMM.

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YEAH, SO HE LOST HIS JOB,
BECAME A STAY-AT-HOME DAD,

230
00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,122
AND GOT INTO LIGHT DRUGS.

231
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,223
                   GOOD FOR HIM.

232
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,791
SO, DO YOU HAVE
A LESSON PLAN?

233
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,193
          WHAT IS THIS, GERMANY?

234
00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,394
       THEY'RE PARK SLOPE TEENS.

235
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,895
      I COULD LOCK 'EM IN A ROOM

236
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,130
         WITH A HALF-EATEN APPLE
         AND A TIC TAC

237
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,331
             AND COME BACK
             TO THE "MONA LISA."

238
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,833
WH-- WHY ARE WE STOPPING?

239
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,067
         OH, I HAVE TO TAKE CARE
         OF SOMETHING.

240
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,402
              YOU WAIT OUT HERE.
NO, NO, NO, WAIT.

241
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,937
OH, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.

242
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,139
YOU SAID THAT NO AMOUNT
OF WHOLESALE SPELT SUSHI

243
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,775
WAS WORTH THE EMOTIONAL TOLL
OF BEING HERE.

244
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,343
        SHE'S HERE ALL THE TIME.

245
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:49,014
THEY DON'T EVEN OFFER
PAPER BAGS.

246
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:52,417
IT'S SURPRISING HOW,
UH, LONELY IT GETS

247
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,419
WHEN YOU'RE SINGLE AGAIN,

248
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,954
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU LIVE
WITH SOMEONE.

249
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,689
YOU GET SO USED
TO THEIR HABITS

250
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,224
AND THEIR LIFESTYLE
AND THEIR SMELLS,

251
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,760
BUT, UM, I REALLY
JOINED THE CO-OP

252
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,328
TO SPEND TIME WITH HER,
'CAUSE, LET'S BE HONEST,

253
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,064
IT'S NOT THE MOST PLEASANT
PLACE TO WORK IN THE WORLD.

254
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,299
BUT IF I REALLY WANT MAXINE
BACK IN MY LIFE,

255
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,235
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES,

256
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,370
AND THAT MEANS GETTING BACK
ONTO HER CO-OP SHIFT,

257
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,839
AND THAT'S
WHERE YOU COME IN.

258
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,675
       IT-- IT SAYS IN YOUR FILE

259
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,010
         THAT YOU HAVEN'T WORKED
         A SHIFT IN FOUR MONTHS.

260
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,445
EXTENUATING
CIRCUMSTANCES.

261
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,447
I'VE HAD A VERY
BROKEN HEART.

262
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:26,117
               LOOK, ALL MEMBERS
               ARE ENTITLED

263
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,153
            TO ONE FREE PASS
            AFTER A DELINQUENCY,

264
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,155
            BUT I CANNOT GET YOU
            ONTO HER SHIFT.

265
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,322
                IT'S ALL BOOKED.

266
00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:36,194
I'M SORRY,
I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME.

267
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,328
                     JACKIE.

268
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,930
HI, JACKIE.

269
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,799
UM...

270
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:45,070
THE LAST TIME I CHECKED,
THIS IS A COOPERATIVE.

271
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,405
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD
AND COOPERATE WITH ME,

272
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,874
AND I'LL COOPERATE
WITH YOU.

273
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:55,280
    BUT HOW DO YOU GET THEM
           SO CURLY?

274
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,414
LET'S GO.

275
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,750
         IT WAS SO NICE
          MEETING YOU.

276
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,735
SHIRIN TOLD ME
YOU'RE AN ARTIST.

277
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,436
LANDSCAPING
OR PORTRAITS?

278
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,039
I SPECIALIZE IN
EXPERIMENTAL INSTALLATIONS,

279
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,408
AND JACQUES IS CURRENTLY
FOCUSING ON SANDCASTLE WORK

280
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,977
INTEGRATING
FOUND OBJECTS.

281
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,512
WE'RE DONE WITH THE BOXES.

282
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,913
          I'M COMING.

283
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,482
         IT WAS SO NICE
          MEETING YOU.

284
00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,985
THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER.

285
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,758
HEY, YOU GUYS CAN GO.

286
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,992
I FEEL LIKE I'M 17

287
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,227
AND YOU'RE MOVING ME
BACK INTO COLLEGE.

288
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:45,163
       I WISH.
       THAT DORM WAS MUCH NICER.

289
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,397
THIS IS WHAT IT IS
TO FIND A PLACE

290
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,333
ON SHORT NOTICE
IN BROOKLYN.

291
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,301
               AT LEAST YOU HAVE
               A SEXY ROOMMATE.

292
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,238
FELICIA? I FIND HER
A BIT TERRIFYING.

293
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,207
           NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT
           THE BOY-- JACQUES.

294
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,443
              YOUR NEW ROOMMATES
              ARE FREAKS.

295
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,378
HEY, IS THIS
HOW YOU SAY HELLO?

296
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,913
                       HI.

297
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,348
CAN WE TELL HER?

298
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,516
         TELL ME WHAT?

299
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:06,384
                   I'M PROPOSING
                   TO LAYLI.

300
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,418
              WHY?

301
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,053
                         HEY.
 SHIRIN.

302
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,355
         I'M NOT SAYING
      YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT.

303
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,157
          IT'S JUST...

304
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,159
        HE'S VERY YOUNG.
            HE'S 33.

305
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,060
     I WAS ONLY 19
     WHEN I MARRIED YOUR FATHER.

306
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,863
  WELL, THIS ISN'T THE ISLAMIC
     REPUBLIC OF IRAN, MOM.

307
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,231
       DO YOU SEE A HIJAB
          ON MY HEAD?

308
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,833
         WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
           NOTHING.

309
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,334
      YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BRAT.
      STOP IT.

310
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,369
        YOU'RE BRINGING
    A LOT OF NEGATIVE ENERGY

311
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,804
       INTO MY NEW HOME.

312
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,238
OH, THIS IS NOT A HOME.

313
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,373
         THIS IS A REFUGEE CAMP.

314
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,175
        SERIOUSLY,
        WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

315
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,876
   YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A COOL
   BROOKLYN LOFT LOOKS LIKE.

316
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,044
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

317
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,412
WHY YOU LEFT
YOUR OLD APARTMENT.

318
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,981
        THE NEIGHBORHOOD
      WAS SO MUCH BETTER.

319
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,817
     IT GOT TOO EXPENSIVE.

320
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,218
       WE WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU.

321
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,153
THIS IS MY NEW HOME,
AND I LOVE IT.

322
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,321
             OKAY.

323
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,590
           ALI, COME.
    HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN.

324
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,559
              OKAY, BUT I'M NOT
              TOUCHING ANYTHING.

325
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:50,061
        I'M SURE THE GIRL
        WHO LET ME IN HAS HEP C.

326
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,234
    DAD?
               YEAH?

327
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,270
     I'M WORRIED ABOUT ALI.

328
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,572
      I THINK HE'S JUMPING
         INTO MARRIAGE

329
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,507
       BECAUSE HE THINKS
           HE HAS TO.

330
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,010
        HE'S GOT CLASSIC
     OLDER CHILD SYNDROME.

331
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,079
       HE'LL DO ANYTHING
   TO MAKE YOU AND MOM HAPPY.

332
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,148
SHE HAS NO GOALS
OR ASPIRATIONS.

333
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,516
SHE TAKES NOTHING
SERIOUSLY.

334
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,617
SHE'S BECOMING A LOSER.

335
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,152
               LOWER YOUR VOICE.

336
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,287
SHE HAS THIS, LIKE,
YOUNGER CHILD THING.

337
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,122
I'M TELLING YOU,
YOU NEED TO BE ON TOP OF THAT.

338
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,258
              YOU DON'T THINK
              I'M DOING MY BEST?

339
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,392
                 SHE'S NOT EASY.

340
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,294
HE'S, LIKE,
BURYING HIS EMOTIONS

341
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,495
DEEP BENEATH THE SURFACE,

342
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,431
AND, LIKE, ONE DAY,
HE COULD PULL A GUN

343
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,966
ON HIS COWORKERS.

344
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,167
I THINK SHE HAS
SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES.

345
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,535
       YEAH, NO KIDDING.

346
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,470
     WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
      SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND?

347
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,072
THAT VIRGINIA TECH KID

348
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,242
WAS JUST TRYING TO PLEASE
HIS STRICT KOREAN PARENTS.

349
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,110
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S DUMB
OR SUPER UNATTRACTIVE.

350
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,578
I MEAN, SHE'S PERFECTLY
CAPABLE OF BEING NORMAL.

351
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,313
I DON'T WANT HIM
TO FIND HIMSELF,

352
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,581
LIKE, TEN YEARS FROM NOW,

353
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,050
FAT, BALD,
AND IN A LOVELESS MARRIAGE

354
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,252
BECAUSE HE WAS
RUSHING TO BECOME

355
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,220
THE WORLD'S BEST
IRANIAN SON.

356
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,056
           THE MEN IN OUR FAMILY
           DON'T GO BALD.

357
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,564
OH, I DON'T NEED
NEW READING MATERIAL.

358
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,199
I'M ONLY UP TO BOOK TWO
OF THE "TWILIGHT" SERIES.

359
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,601
                  I'M BROADENING
                  YOUR HORIZONS.

360
00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,939
THIS IS SOME
PRETTY SERIOUS STUFF HERE.

361
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,374
          I'M ASKING YOU TO READ
          SOME BOOKS.

362
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,676
           YOU DON'T NEED TO GET
           YOUR SEPTUM PIERCED.

363
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,278
                      YET.

364
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,192
OH, HEY.

365
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:29,360
UM, EXCUSE ME,

366
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,695
THIS IS ACTUALLY
THE BROOKLYN KIDS

367
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,030
MOVIE MAKER CLASS.

368
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,231
I THINK YOU HAVE
THE WRONG ROOM.

369
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,232
                 NO, THIS RIGHT.

370
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,101
         I'M A MOVIE DIRECTOR.

371
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,003
        SEE YOU AT FIVE.

372
00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:53,451
             AND I'M GONNA POOP.

373
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,486
NO! DON'T!

374
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,589
KUJO, COULD YOU
PLEASE HOLD--

375
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,124
PUT DOWN THE TRUCK
AND HOLD THE CAMERA.

376
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,225
STOP THROWING.

377
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,730
         I DON'T THINK
      YOU CAN FIT IT ALL.

378
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:09,233
HEY, KUJO, THE LENS IS
WAY TOO CLOSE TO YOUR BUTT.

379
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,275
          OH, YOU'RE ON OkCupid.

380
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,578
       MY TAXIDERMIST MET
       HER HUSBAND ON THAT SITE.

381
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:57,582
I'M JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
TO MAKE MY GIRLFRIEND JEALOUS.

382
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,050
WE'RE ON A BREAK.

383
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,118
                    GOOD LUCK.

384
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,120
    FELICIA?

385
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,454
                       YES?

386
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,789
YOU'RE IN A LONG-TERM,

387
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,624
SEEMINGLY HEALTHY
RELATIONSHIP.

388
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:10,461
CAN YOU TELL ME,
HOW DO PEOPLE MEET,

389
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,463
AGREE THEY LIKE
EACH OTHER,

390
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,034
AND THEN... KEEP ON
LIKING EACH OTHER?

391
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,269
               SHARED INTERESTS?

392
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,438
              JACQUES AND I MET
              AT OCCUPY CHELSEA.

393
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,042
I'M GONNA LIE HERE
AND TRY TO FORGET

394
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,477
WHAT IT FELT LIKE
TO BE LOVED.

395
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,112
COULD YOU PLEASE
TURN OFF THE LIGHT?

396
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,649
                  FEEL BETTER.
THANK YOU.

397
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,462
                     HEY.
    HI.

398
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,665
           YOU WANT A CIGARETTE?
I DON'T SMOKE.

399
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,166
               YEAH, ME NEITHER.

400
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,403
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT HERE?

401
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,638
SOCIAL ANXIETY.

402
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,807
                 WHAT ABOUT YOU?

403
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,410
MORE OR LESS THE SAME.

404
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,278
                    I'M SHIRIN.

405
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,580
  MAXINE.

406
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,685
          IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

407
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,687
                   I LOVE DYKES.

408
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,522
  NICE.

409
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,890
                     I MEAN IT.

410
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:49,293
YOU KNOW THAT-- THAT WORD
IS INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE.

411
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,362
       OH, I'M BISEXUAL,
       SO IT'S OKAY IF I SAY IT.

412
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,164
NO, IT'S STILL OFFENSIVE.

413
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,700
        YOU KNOW HOW I MEANT IT.

414
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,169
DOESN'T MATTER
HOW YOU MEANT IT.

415
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,670
              TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO.

416
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:02,707
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

417
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,343
      I FILLED THIS WATER BOTTLE
      WITH TEQUILA.

418
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,711
CLASSY.

419
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,779
                 I'M DRINKING
                 WITH A PURPOSE.

420
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,381
  YEAH?

421
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,216
THIS GUY
            WITH WHOM I RECENTLY

422
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:15,753
     HAD AN UNFORTUNATE SEXUAL
     ENCOUNTER SHOWED UP,

423
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,456
               AND NOW I FEEL
               UNCOMFORTABLE.

424
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,191
               I JUST HATE
               THE WAY DUDES GET

425
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,792
        WHEN THEY CAN'T MAINTAIN
        AN ERECTION.

426
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,528
WHAT DO THEY GET LIKE?

427
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,862
        OH, ARE YOU A GOLD STAR?

428
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,531
NO, I'VE HAD SEX WITH MEN,

429
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:30,201
JUST, UM, NOT THE KIND
WHO GO SOFT.

430
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,203
                   TOUCHÉ.

431
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,538
                 IT'S THE WORST.

432
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,772
                 THEY SHUT DOWN,

433
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,407
          AND THEY GET
          ALL MOPEY AND OFFENDED

434
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,808
            WHEN YOU MAKE JOKES.

435
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,343
YEAH, IT'S SO WEIRD
THE WAY MEN DON'T ENJOY

436
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,812
HUMOR AT THE EXPENSE
OF THEIR PENISES.

437
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,215
               DO YOU WANT SOME?

438
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,550
  SURE.

439
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,556
             I THINK YOU'RE HOT.

440
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,957
THANKS.

441
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,193
        I KNOW THAT I DON'T LOOK
        LIKE I'M INTO GIRLS

442
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,762
     AND THAT I WAS JUST TALKING
     ABOUT BEING A BONER KILLER,

443
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:01,732
           BUT I AM SUPER SEXY
           AND SUPER INTO GIRLS.

444
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,733
REALLY?

445
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:03,768
                     YEAH.

446
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,436
          I LIKE GIRLS LIKE YOU.

447
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,504
LIKE ME?

448
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,905
          YOU KNOW, LIKE, MANLY,

449
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,907
           BUT ALSO A LITTLE BIT
           LIKE A LADY.

450
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,510
NICE.
THANK YOU.

451
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,579
UM...

452
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,448
                  ARE YOU HAVING
                  LADY PROBLEMS?

453
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,650
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M HAVING LADY PROBLEMS?

454
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,319
                  BECAUSE IT'S
                  NEW YEAR'S EVE

455
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,387
          AND YOU'RE HEADING OUT
          BEFORE THE COUNTDOWN.

456
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,755
MAYBE I'M HEADING OUT

457
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,657
TO MEET THE PERSON
I'M GONNA KISS AT MIDNIGHT.

458
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,292
                 YOU'RE GONNA BE
                 HELLA LATE

459
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,461
              'CAUSE IT'S LIKE,
              TWO MINUTES AWAY.

460
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,699
                WHAT'S HER NAME?
 LINDA.

461
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,435
         SHE SOUNDS LIKE A CUNT.

462
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,603
WE'RE GOING OUT
FOR A COUPLE MONTHS,

463
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,737
AND WE DECIDED
TO MOVE IN TOGETHER.

464
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,972
                      NATURALLY.

465
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,274
AND FOUR DAYS
AFTER I BREAK MY LEASE

466
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,709
AND SELL EVERYTHING I OWN,

467
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:45,876
SHE TELLS ME
SHE MISSES HER EX,

468
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,245
AND WHAT THE FUCK
AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

469
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,312
WITH THAT INFORMATION?

470
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:49,880
                     THAT SUCKS.

471
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,483
JUST HAVING TROUBLE DEALING
WITH, LIKE, BROOKLYN PARTIES

472
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,753
AND EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT
THEIR KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGNS,

473
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,556
AND DID YOU SEE THAT GUY
WITH THE WAXED DALI MUSTACHE?

474
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,291
I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK
IS THAT GUY'S PROBLEM?

475
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,760
WHO THE FUCK
DOES HE THINK HE IS?

476
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:06,631
               I FIND YOUR ANGER
               INCREDIBLY SEXY.

477
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,766
REALLY?

478
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,502
             I HATE
             SO MANY THINGS TOO.

479
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:36,527
                      WOW.

480
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:37,662
KEN. HI.

481
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,563
                    OH! HEY, HI.
                    HOW ARE YOU?

482
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:40,698
I'M GOOD, THANK YOU.

483
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,867
                 CARRINGTON,
                 THIS IS SHAYLA.

484
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,035
I'M SHIRIN. HI.

485
00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:45,369
                   OH...

486
00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:46,404
                 SORRY, MAN.
                 I'M STONED.

487
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,672
OH, THAT'S OKAY.

488
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,541
                   WANT A J?
NO, I'M COOL.
THANKS.

489
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,877
LISTEN, UM...

490
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,412
I'M A TERRIBLE TEACHER.

491
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,980
                      NO.

492
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,915
YES, I AM.

493
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,717
UH, THE KIDS HATE ME.

494
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:00,918
THEY'RE A GOOD
TEN YEARS YOUNGER

495
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,019
THAN I THOUGHT
THEY'D BE,

496
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,554
AND I CAN'T GET THEM
TO LISTEN.

497
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,922
               YOU CAN'T TAKE IT
               PERSONALLY, DUDE.

498
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,057
                  THEY'RE FIVE.

499
00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:07,992
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.

500
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,593
    I HAVE THREE KIDS.
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT<i> I'M</i> DOING.

501
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,829
               IT'S JUST FAKE IT
               'TIL YOU MAKE IT.

502
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,665
         I'VE LOST CARRINGTON,
         LIKE, WHAT, FOUR TIMES?

503
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,833
                     RIGHT, BRO?

504
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,572
        JUST DO YOUR BEST, OKAY?

505
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,973
  OKAY.

506
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,377
                      HEY.

507
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:29,380
         I BELIEVE IN YOU, CHER.

508
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,881
THANK YOU.

509
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:38,489
THEY HAVE NO IDEA
YOU'RE BISEXUAL?

510
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,125
I'M SORRY, WHAT COUNTRY IS IT
   THAT YOU GET STONED TO DEATH

511
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,927
             IF YOU'RE CONVICTED
             OF BEING GAY?

512
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,462
                 OH, YEAH.
                 WAIT, I KNOW.

513
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:45,963
                   IT'S IRAN,

514
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,065
       THE COUNTRY THAT MY
       ENTIRE FAMILY COMES FROM.

515
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,900
YOU CAN'T KEEP PLAYING
THE PERSIAN CARD

516
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,535
EVERY TIME
WE HAVE AN ARGUMENT.

517
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,037
                 YOU NEED TO SEE
                 FOR YOURSELF

518
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,939
       HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO BE
       THE CHILD OF IMMIGRANTS.

519
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,874
I WOULD LOVE TO.
                      GREAT.

520
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,609
     THEN YOU'RE COMING
     TO A PERSIAN NEW YEAR PARTY

521
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,878
     THIS WEEKEND IN NEW JERSEY.

522
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,481
AM I COMING AS YOUR DATE?
                   GOD, NO.

523
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,416
        YOU'RE DEFINITELY COMING
        AS MY WHITE FRIEND.

524
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:06,951
            DO YOU THINK
            I HAVE A DEATH WISH?

525
00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:10,388
           YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
           HAVE TO WEAR A DRESS.

526
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,422
  NO.

527
00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:20,398
                GOOD. NOW YOU'RE
                GONNA SEND 'EM?
    YES.

528
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:26,737
IT'S LIKE WE JUST STEPPED
      INTO LIBERACE'S WET DREAM.

529
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,873
ISN'T IT SPECTACULAR?

530
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,674
        YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
        BEING IN ENCLOSED SPACES

531
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:32,710
         WHERE I CAN'T DETECT
         ANY VISIBLY GAY PEOPLE.

532
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,111
WELL, I'M PRETTY SURE
UNCLE NEEMA'S HARBORING

533
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:36,914
SOME BI-CURIOUS
TENDENCIES.

534
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,083
                 YOU TALK TO HIM
                 ABOUT IT?
OH, GOD, NO.

535
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,918
PERSIANS COMMUNICATE
MOSTLY THROUGH GOSSIP.

536
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,920
SHIRIN?

537
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,088
OH, MY GOD! HI!

538
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,724
              HI!
                        HI!

539
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:57,568
MAXINE, THIS IS MITRA,
YASSI, MEENU, AND YASSI.

540
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,069
GUYS, THIS IS
MY FRIEND MAXINE.

541
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:00,671
                      HEY.

542
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:03,574
        HEY. OH, MY GOD,
       YOU LOOK AMAZING.

543
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:06,177
RIGHT. NEXT TO YOU, I LOOK
LIKE A BUSBOY FROM CHILI'S.

544
00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:09,213
          OH, NO WAY.
  YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A MODEL.

545
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,548
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

546
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,916
LIKE A "BEFORE" MODEL
FOR ACCUTANE.

547
00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:14,118
        UH, I WOULD KILL
        FOR YOUR HEIGHT.

548
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,754
AND I WOULD SELL MY FIRSTBORN
FOR YOUR SKIN.

549
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,489
            STOP IT.

550
00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:20,458
YOU STOP IT.

551
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,460
           WE NEED TO
       GET TOGETHER MORE.

552
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,495
    I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE
  YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL.

553
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:25,563
       HOW'S YOUR FATHER?

554
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:26,897
YOU KNOW, HE'S OKAY,

555
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,933
BUT THEN SOMETIMES
HE'LL CRY OUT OF NOWHERE,

556
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,835
AND I'LL BE LIKE,
"DAD, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

557
00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:32,102
YOU'RE EMASCULATING
YOURSELF."

558
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,971
OH, MY GOD! ROYA?

559
00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:39,877
             WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

560
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,045
          YOU WERE IN THE MIDDLE
          OF A SENTENCE.

561
00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:42,112
YEAH, EVERY TIME
I SEE HER,

562
00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,881
SHE COMPLIMENTS
THE WAY I LOOK,

563
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,683
SHE ASKS
ONE PERSONAL QUESTION,

564
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,985
AND THEN SHE WALKS AWAY
WHILE I ANSWER.

565
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,154
                 AND WHO'S SHE
                 TALKING TO NOW?
THAT'S ROYA.

566
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:53,858
HER FATHER JUST MADE A LOT
OF MONEY IMPORTING SAMOVARS.

567
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,059
              LET'S GET A DRINK.

568
00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:56,527
                 WHEN ARE THEY
                 SERVING DINNER?

569
00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:57,928
MIDNIGHT.

570
00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,063
                      SERIOUSLY?

571
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,564
GOD, YOU KNOW,
I SHOULD HAVE TALKED

572
00:25:00,566 --> 00:25:02,733
ABOUT HER DAD'S
COSMETIC DENTAL PRACTICE.

573
00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:04,201
          YOU WERE BEING HONEST.

574
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:06,704
DO YOU THINK THEY WANT YOU
TO BE HONEST AT THESE THINGS?

575
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,606
           OH, GET A GRIP.
           YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN.

576
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,808
         YOU'VE BEEN TO HOW MANY
         PARTIES IN YOUR LIFE?

577
00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:12,109
I DON'T KNOW.
A LOT.

578
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:13,177
   AND WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT
             PART

579
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,279
                OF HAVING A GOOD
                TIME AT A PARTY?

580
00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:17,014
DRINKING.
                        AND?

581
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,549
DANCING.

582
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,618
        AND WHO'S VERY GOOD
        AT BOTH OF THOSE THINGS?

583
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,153
I AM.
                   THAT'S RIGHT.

584
00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:25,990
TWO VODKA TONICS,
PLEASE.

585
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:16,907
THAT WAS AMAZING.

586
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,609
I'VE NEVER HAD SO MUCH FUN
AROUND PERSIANS BEFORE.

587
00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:20,077
        I'M SORRY, I KNOW YOU'RE
        HAVING A BREAKTHROUGH,

588
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,745
       BUT CAN YOU FIRST EXPLAIN
       TO ME THIS FIRE THING?

589
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:22,846
YEAH.

590
00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:24,715
SO, THE WEDNESDAY
BEFORE NORUZ,

591
00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:25,916
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
JUMP OVER FIRE

592
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,752
TO EXORCISE YOURSELF
OF EVIL SPIRITS

593
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,254
AND START THE NEW YEAR
FRESH.

594
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,156
ONLY WE'RE DOING IT NOW
'CAUSE EVERYONE HAD WORK

595
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,891
AND WE'RE
HALF-ASSED IRANIANS.

596
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:36,894
            GOD, IT'S SUCH
            A BEAUTIFUL GESTURE.

597
00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:38,262
UGH, YOU ARE
TOTALLY HAVING

598
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,331
ONE OF THOSE "I'M DATING
AN IMMIGRANT" MOMENTS.

599
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,199
LIKE, "ISN'T LEARNING
ABOUT OTHER CULTURES

600
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,268
SO FUN AND ENRICHING?
I FEEL LIKE I'M--"

601
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,238
          HI.
HI.

602
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,007
SO, THIS IS
WHERE YOU'VE BEEN?

603
00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,175
    YEAH.

604
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,177
WE JUST CAME OUT HERE.
WHERE WERE YOU?

605
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,979
YOUR FATHER GOT LOST.

606
00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:56,647
        I TOOK THE SCENIC ROUTE.

607
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,749
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

608
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:00,317
THIS IS MAXINE,
MY FRIEND.

609
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,686
MAXINE, MEET MY PARENTS.
                      HI.

610
00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:04,622
HI, MAXINE. OH.

611
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,759
                        HI.

612
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:10,194
SO, HOW DO YOU
LIKE NORUZ?

613
00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:12,062
         I'M SO SORRY.
I THINK I LEFT MY PURSE INSIDE.

614
00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,163
        I GOT TO GO RUN
          AND GET IT.

615
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:14,932
         I WILL SEE YOU
          REALLY SOON.

616
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:16,867
- NICE TO MEET YOU BOTH.
-                       S

617
00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:19,003
NICE TO MEET YOU.
               NICE TO MEET YOU.

618
00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:32,409
         IT SAYS ON YOUR PROFILE
         THAT YOU'RE AN ARTIST.

619
00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:35,179
YEAH, I DO A
STAND-UP/FOLK MUSIC HYBRID ACT.

620
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:39,149
              I HAVE NEVER HEARD
              OF THAT.

621
00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:42,152
YEAH, MY ART
DEFIES LABELS.

622
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:43,353
                 SOUNDS LIKE IT.

623
00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:44,788
WHY DOES COMEDY
ALWAYS HAVE TO

624
00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:46,390
BE SO MEAN AND AT
SOMEBODY'S EXPENSE?

625
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:47,858
I WANT TO USE MY COMEDY

626
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,393
TO BRING ATTENTION
TO SOCIAL-JUSTICE ISSUES.

627
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:55,032
             YOU'RE VERY PRETTY.

628
00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:57,735
THANK YOU.

629
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:02,372
       WHY DON'T YOU GET TO WORK
       ON THAT DRINK?

630
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:26,864
               CAN I GET A GLASS
               OF WATER?

631
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:28,098
COME HERE.

632
00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:33,303
CLOSER.

633
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:41,812
YOU HAVE
REALLY NICE HAIR.

634
00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:42,980
                    THANKS.

635
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:58,061
YOU CAN BE ROUGH WITH ME.

636
00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,821
TELL ME WHAT
YOU WANT ME TO DO.

637
00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:27,224
                 LIE ON THE BED.

638
00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:28,826
  OKAY.

639
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:31,121
FUCK!
COULD YOU PUT THESE ON?

640
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:33,123
  WHAT? YOU'RE-- YOU'RE THE ONE
  WHO WANTED WEED.

641
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,524
WELL, I REEK OF SEX.

642
00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:36,360
IT'S GONNA TRIGGER
THE DRUG DEALER'S BRAIN

643
00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:38,462
TO CALL IN
HIS RAPIST BRAIN.

644
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:40,564
                   YOU'RE LUCKY
                   I VEER MACHO.

645
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,101
THANK YOU.

646
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:33,350
YOU'RE AMAZING.

647
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,666
LADIES FIRST.

648
00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:07,317
     I'M NOT SO GOOD AT
     SMOKING WEED AROUND PEOPLE.

649
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:13,357
    CAN'T HOLD MY THOUGHTS STILL
    LONG ENOUGH TO THINK THEM.

650
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,325
           I HAVE TO CHASE THEM.

651
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,693
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

652
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,428
THE OTHER DAY,
I HAD A REALLY GOOD IDEA

653
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:21,198
FOR A CHILDREN'S BOOK
WHILE I WAS SMOKING WEED,

654
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,367
AND NOW I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT IT WAS.

655
00:33:23,369 --> 00:33:25,469
             KEEP SMOKING.
             YOU'LL GET IT BACK.

656
00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:32,109
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THAT EPISODE
OF "SEX AND THE CITY"

657
00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:34,711
WHERE CARRIE HAS TO PITCH
A BOOK FOR CHILDREN

658
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,146
AND SHE PITCHES
THIS IDEA

659
00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:37,647
ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL
WITH MAGIC CIGARETTES?

660
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:39,149
AND IT'S REALLY FUNNY.

661
00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:40,784
             I HATE
             "SEX AND THE CITY."

662
00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:42,185
YEAH, BUT YOU
HAVE TO ADMIT

663
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,521
IT'S PRETTY FUCKING
ENTERTAINING.

664
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,023
            I THINK IT'S BORING.

665
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:48,458
WHO THE FUCK
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

666
00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:52,496
OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU
INTO "LORD OF THE RINGS"?

667
00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:54,297
          YOU KNOW,
          THE OLDER MY DAD GETS,

668
00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:55,665
   THE MORE HE LOOKS LIKE GOLLUM
   FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS."

669
00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:00,337
MY DAD, HE'S ALWAYS
MAKING THE WORST JOKES,

670
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:03,373
BUT THEN THIS ONE TIME
HE LOST HIS WEDDING RING,

671
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:04,574
AND HE WAS LIKE...

672
00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:06,676
"I NEED MY PRECIOUS."

673
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:09,346
AND WAS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST
THING I'D EVER HEARD.

674
00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,348
            WHEN I WENT TO SEE
            THE FILM "PRECIOUS,"

675
00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:13,483
THERE WAS A MENTALLY HANDICAPPED
GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME,

676
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:15,152
   AND HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY LAP
   DURING THE MOVIE,

677
00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:16,686
               AND IT REALLY
               FREAKED ME OUT.

678
00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:19,823
THAT'S HORRIBLE.

679
00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:22,292
           DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME.
           THIS IS SERIOUS.

680
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,693
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S VERY SERIOUS,
AND I CANNOT BELIEVE

681
00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:25,562
THAT LIFETIME HAS NOT MADE
THE MOVIE VERSION

682
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,831
OF THE TIME SOME DUDE
FELT YOU UP AT THE MOVIES.

683
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,399
             YOU'RE SUCH A JERK.

684
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,101
YOU LOVE IT.

685
00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:32,602
                    SHIRIN.
   YEAH?

686
00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:35,372
             WE'RE THE SAME KIND
             OF STONED PERSON.

687
00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:38,075
THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
NO HOMO.

688
00:34:38,077 --> 00:34:39,476
               WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
               "NO HOMO"?

689
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:41,078
OH, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT "NO HOMO" IS?

690
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,380
OKAY, SO "NO HOMO"
IS THIS THING

691
00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:44,681
THAT RAPPERS SAY
TO EACH OTHER

692
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,716
TO, LIKE, NULLIFY
THE GAYNESS OF THEIR WORDS.

693
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:48,385
             THEY COULD BE LIKE,

694
00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,687
      "THOSE ARE SOME REALLY FLY
      JEANS, MAN. NO HOMO."

695
00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:52,789
       OR "YOUR SONG TOUCHED ME.
       NO HOMO."

696
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,558
LIKE "I LIKE THE WAY
YOUR DICK TASTES IN MY MOUTH.

697
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,692
NO HOMO."

698
00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:58,829
                        EXACTLY.

699
00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:10,807
             I FEEL REALLY LUCKY
             TO HAVE MET YOU.

700
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:14,111
NO HOMO?
                       HOMO.

701
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:22,752
            I LOVE HOW NONE
            OF YOUR WHITE SHIRTS

702
00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:24,621
             GET THOSE REALLY
             ANNOYING PIT STAINS

703
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,623
            THAT MINE ALWAYS DO.

704
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,658
I LOVE THAT YOU
NOTICED THAT.

705
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,305
I HAVE SOMETHING
ON MY MIND,

706
00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:43,874
BUT IT FEELS TOO SCARY
TO SAY OUT LOUD.

707
00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,408
                    SAY IT.

708
00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:46,776
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING
ON YOUR MIND?

709
00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:49,312
                      MAYBE.
  WHAT?

710
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:50,714
               DON'T BE A PUSSY.

711
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:53,550
OKAY, LET'S SAY IT
AT THE SAME TIME

712
00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:55,252
ON THE COUNT
OF THREE.

713
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,921
  ONE...

714
00:35:57,923 --> 00:35:59,456
                      TWO...
  TWO...

715
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,757
             I'M FALLING IN LOVE
             WITH YOU.

716
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,893
I'M THINKING OF
TRANSITIONING INTO A MAN.

717
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,902
OF COURSE I'M FALLING
IN LOVE WITH YOU.

718
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,399
         HI, EVERYONE.
  I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL

719
00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:43,733
  TO "WITH JUSTICE FOR SOME,"

720
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,602
        WHERE WE LOOK AT
  THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM

721
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,371
            AND ITS BIAS AGAINST
            THE QUEER COMMUNITY.

722
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,574
   NOW IF ANY OF YOU ARE HERE
   FOR THE DYKE KNITTING CIRCLE,

723
00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:53,243
     IT'S BEEN MOVED TO BABELAND
     ON RIVINGTON.

724
00:36:56,747 --> 00:36:59,916
         UM, WE HAVE SOME COPIES
         OF THE CASE STUDY

725
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,618
              TO GO AROUND,
              SO PLEASE TAKE ONE

726
00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,453
               IF YOU DON'T HAVE
               IT ALREADY.

727
00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:08,258
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

728
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,859
                        OH, HEY.

729
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,728
     YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
     WHO CARES ABOUT GAY RIGHTS.

730
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,597
THIS IS MY EVENT.
I MARKED IT ON THE CALENDAR.

731
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:14,764
           HEY, GUYS,
    LET'S HOLD THE SIDE TALK

732
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:15,966
  UNTIL AFTER THE DISCUSSION.

733
00:37:15,968 --> 00:37:17,801
SORRY.

734
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:19,769
WHY DON'T WE START BY
    INTRODUCING OURSELVES, HMM?

735
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:23,740
         I AM SASHA, AND I AM
         A LAW PROFESSOR AT NYU.

736
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,942
HI, I'M MORGAN.
I'M AN INTERN AT QUEER AID.

737
00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:27,544
MAXINE.

738
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:28,545
WHAT?

739
00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:29,613
              IS THAT SHIRT NEW?

740
00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:32,015
YES.

741
00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:33,950
                 IT LOOKS REALLY
                 GOOD ON YOU.

742
00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:36,419
     I'M JOSEPH HENDERSON,
       AND I'M EXTREMELY

743
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,788
 DISAPPOINTED WITH THE READING
   MATERIAL YOU'VE PROVIDED.

744
00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:41,024
ABSOLUTELY NO REFERENCE
 TO CRIME AGAINST NATURE LAWS.

745
00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:42,559
IT'S WEIRD SEEING YOU IN
     SOMETHING I DON'T REMEMBER.

746
00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:45,862
TRUE, UM, THIS READING
          DOESN'T REFER TO--

747
00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:48,298
      I WAS ARRESTED AT 18
   FOR HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX

748
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:49,599
 WITH MY 16-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND.

749
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,368
              I SPENT FOUR YEARS
              IN JAIL,

750
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:52,702
     AND AFTERWARDS FORCED TO
     REGISTER IS A SEX OFFENDER.

751
00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:53,770
WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?

752
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:55,305
GOING HOME.

753
00:37:55,307 --> 00:37:57,374
              REMEMBER WHEN THAT
              WAS MY HOME, TOO?

754
00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:58,475
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.

755
00:37:58,477 --> 00:37:59,776
I'M A SEX OFFENDER.

756
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:03,313
EVERY TOWN I MOVE TO,
EVERY JOB I APPLY FOR--

757
00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:04,848
MY LIFE IS RUINED.

758
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,850
                  HAVE A DRINK
                  WITH ME LATER?

759
00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:07,884
NO.

760
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:09,619
            I JUST WANT TO TALK.
NO!

761
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,021
...AND I THOUGHT
      WE WERE GOING TO BE

762
00:38:11,023 --> 00:38:14,557
   TALKING ABOUT MARGINALIZED
       WOMEN HERE TODAY.

763
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,396
              YES.

764
00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:20,630
              MY NAME IS SHIRIN.

765
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:26,303
               I AM AN IRANIAN
               BISEXUAL TEACHER,

766
00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:28,605
        AND I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE
        YOU OUT FOR A DRINK.

767
00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:31,341
            N-- NOW?

768
00:38:31,343 --> 00:38:32,542
               RIGHT AFTER THIS.

769
00:38:32,544 --> 00:38:34,377
             I WOULD LIKE
             TO BUY YOU A DRINK.

770
00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:37,881
             UM...

771
00:38:39,784 --> 00:38:41,785
        EACH FRAME IS A PICTURE.

772
00:38:41,787 --> 00:38:43,620
               THAT'S WHAT YOU
               CALL IT, A FRAME.

773
00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:47,457
         AND, UH, WHEN YOU WANT
         TO HAVE THE CANDY MOVE,

774
00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:49,959
     YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A PICTURE
     OF IT WHERE IT IS,

775
00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:51,828
                  MOVE IT VERY,
                  VERY SLIGHTLY,

776
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,797
                 AND THEN TO
                 THE NEXT PLACE,

777
00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,932
     AND THEN YOU TAKE A PICTURE
     AND YOU HAVE IT THERE,

778
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,100
                AND THEN MOVE IT
                A LITTLE BIT--

779
00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:58,868
          HE TOOK IT!
               DO NOT EAT THOSE.

780
00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,670
         THOSE ARE FOR
   THE STOP-MOTION ANIMATION.

781
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,105
                       JUST ONE.

782
00:39:02,107 --> 00:39:04,341
    YOU JUST SHOVED LIKE 40
    INTO YOUR MOUTH AT ONCE.

783
00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:05,542
  I GET 40, TOO.

784
00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:06,876
ME, TOO!

785
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:08,712
 I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
            ME, TOO!

786
00:39:10,381 --> 00:39:12,515
    ARE YOU OLD ENOUGH TO GO
          ON YOUR OWN?

787
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:13,683
         I DON'T KNOW.

788
00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:17,354
     ALL RIGHT, WAIT HERE.

789
00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:23,126
     ALL RIGHT, FIRST SHOT
          OF THE DAY.

790
00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:25,395
  WE HAVE THE FLOCKS OF BIRDS
       SWARM INTO FRAME,

791
00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:26,663
 EVIL-LOOKING RAVENS AND GULLS.

792
00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:28,798
      HOW'S THAT LOOKING,
        ART DEPARTMENT?

793
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,999
EXCELLENT.
           AND SOUND?

794
00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,401
       IS EVERYTHING SET?

795
00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:34,070
              HI.
      SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

796
00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:35,672
                  NOT A PROBLEM.

797
00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:37,073
           WE WERE JUST PREPPING
           FOR TODAY'S SHOOT.

798
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:38,842
  GRACIE, WOULD YOU MIND, UH,

799
00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:41,378
       BRIEFING OUR GUEST
      ON TODAY'S PROJECT?

800
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,146
          WE'RE DOING
          A SHOT-FOR-SHOT REMAKE

801
00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:46,015
                 OF A SCENE FROM
                 "THE BIRDS."

802
00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:51,888
          I'M SHIRIN.
    I TEACH ACROSS THE HALL.

803
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,758
         HI, I'M TIBET.
  THIS IS THE ADVANCED CLASS.

804
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,493
             I HAVE A REAL QUICK
             QUESTION FOR YOU.

805
00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:57,727
              YES?

806
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,696
               SO, YEAH, MY KIDS
               ARE REAL YOUNG,

807
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:01,831
           LIKE FIVE YEARS OLD,
           AND ONE OF THEM NEEDS

808
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,400
            TO USE THE BATHROOM.

809
00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:05,168
              YES?

810
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:08,037
     WELL, DO I HAVE TO GO IN
     WITH HIM, OR IS THAT PERVY?

811
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:09,472
        ARE YOU SERIOUS?

812
00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:11,007
                            YES.

813
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,042
   JUST STAND BEHIND THE DOOR
   AND ASK IF HE NEEDS HELP.

814
00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:14,577
                             OH.

815
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,546
OKAY, THANKS.

816
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:19,582
         NOT A PROBLEM,
           MY FRIEND.

817
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:22,152
             HAVE WE MET BEFORE?

818
00:40:22,154 --> 00:40:24,621
       I DON'T THINK SO.
   I USED TO BE A HAIR MODEL,

819
00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:27,991
   SO YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE ME
           FROM THAT.

820
00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:29,125
       YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY IT.

821
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:31,027
THANK YOU.

822
00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:34,864
     ALL RIGHT, SECOND SHOT
          OF THE DAY.

823
00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:36,766
        WE HAVE, "SHE IS TRAPPED
        IN THE PHONE BOOTH

824
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,601
       AND THE BIRDS ARE
       FLYING IN TO ATTACK HER."

825
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:40,570
       HAIR AND MAKEUP FOR THAT,
       HOW ARE YOU DOING?

826
00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:43,440
    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING
    ALL THE WAY OUT TO BROOKLYN.

827
00:40:43,442 --> 00:40:45,742
  IT IS SO NICE THAT YOU FINALLY
  GOT TO SEE THE PLACE.

828
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:47,710
WELL, THE RUG LOOKS
QUITE NICE IN HERE.

829
00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:48,711
                      THANK YOU.

830
00:40:48,713 --> 00:40:50,480
   WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE BED?

831
00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:53,650
                   IT'S EUROPEAN
                   AND THRIFTY.

832
00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:55,018
                   THERE'S A LOT
                   OF BENEFITS.

833
00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:57,153
           AND HOW--
      HOW'S THAT EUROPEAN?

834
00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:58,922
        I HAVE AN ITALIAN FRIEND
        NAMED CECILIA,

835
00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:01,191
                AND SHE HER
                BEST FRIEND, UH,

836
00:41:01,193 --> 00:41:03,126
                  SHARED ONE BED
                  FOR YEARS,

837
00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:04,694
           AND THEY SAVED
           SO MUCH MONEY ON RENT

838
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:06,029
                  THAT THEY WERE
                  ABLE TO AFFORD

839
00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,664
            VERY BIG WEDDINGS
            TO THEIR BOYFRIENDS.

840
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,201
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND,
MAXINE?

841
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,004
NO, I DON'T.

842
00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,906
            ALSO, IN
            THE MOVIE "BEACHES,"

843
00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:19,609
          THESE TWO BEST FRIENDS
          SHARED A BED,

844
00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:22,011
                 AND IT WAS VERY
                 INEXPENSIVE.

845
00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:27,884
             SO, THANK YOU
             SO MUCH FOR COMING.

846
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,619
NICE TO SEE YOU
BOTH AGAIN.

847
00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:30,787
       WELL, BYE, GIRLS.

848
00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:31,855
              BYE.

849
00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:33,256
            LET ME WALK YOU OUT.

850
00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:42,999
OH, MY GOD.

851
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:46,002
                YOU...
                YOU'RE AN ANGEL.

852
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,904
YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM
ABOUT US.

853
00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:49,639
                         I KNOW.

854
00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:52,642
                            YES?

855
00:41:52,644 --> 00:41:55,011
                      HI.
              HEY.

856
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,746
CRYSTAL, DID YOU
SEE MY PARENTS?

857
00:41:56,748 --> 00:41:59,182
             OH, YEAH, WE JUST
             PASSED IN THE HALL.

858
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:00,650
                    HEY, MAXINE.

859
00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:03,786
   HI.

860
00:42:03,788 --> 00:42:05,622
      MMM, DON'T MIND HER.

861
00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:07,757
       SHE'S UPSET 'CAUSE
   I'M NOT OUT TO MY PARENTS.

862
00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:10,994
     OH, WELL, YOU GUYS LIVE
     IN A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT.

863
00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:12,762
      I'M PRETTY SURE THEY KNOW.

864
00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:16,065
DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL.

865
00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:17,800
                  YOU KNOW WHAT?

866
00:42:17,802 --> 00:42:20,970
          IT'S A PROCESS,
          AND I'M WORKING ON IT.

867
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:25,041
OKAY, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY LEAVE.

868
00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:27,944
THINK I'M GONNA BOW OUT.

869
00:42:30,147 --> 00:42:32,048
            MAXINE, YOU PROMISED
            YOU'D GO.

870
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,650
            CRYSTAL'S A FRIEND
            WHO'S GONNA DRESS UP

871
00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:35,818
        LIKE A FARM ANIMAL
        AND TOUCH HERSELF, COME.

872
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:38,054
I CAN'T HANDLE
AN ART SHOW RIGHT NOW.

873
00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:42,559
                           OKAY.

874
00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:45,695
I LOVE YOU.

875
00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:46,696
              BYE.

876
00:42:46,698 --> 00:42:48,831
BYE.

877
00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:51,935
                    BYE, MAXINE.
         BYE.

878
00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:06,883
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
ACCEPTING MY INVITATION.

879
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:10,253
   WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE REFUSED
   EVEN IF I WANTED TO.

880
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:11,921
               ALL THOSE PEOPLE.

881
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,656
YOU'RE RIGHT.

882
00:43:13,658 --> 00:43:16,659
I WILL INVITE THEM ALL
TO OUR WEDDING.

883
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,832
UM, WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

884
00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:24,033
               IT'S KIND OF LIKE
               AN OLD FASHIONED.

885
00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:25,768
                 WANT TO TRY IT?

886
00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:26,936
  YEAH.

887
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,871
YOU KNOW, I CAN UM,
TIE A CHERRY STEM

888
00:43:28,873 --> 00:43:30,673
INTO A KNOT
WITH MY TONGUE.

889
00:43:30,675 --> 00:43:32,175
                          REAL--

890
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:40,183
                         UM...

891
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,187
             YEAH,
             THAT'S A GOOD LOOK.

892
00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:46,623
THANK YOU.
I FEEL VERY SEXY.

893
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:49,792
I'M SURPRISED BY HOW
QUICKLY THEY SPRUNG INTO ACTION.

894
00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:51,094
IT'S ALMOST AS IF
THEY EXPECTED ME

895
00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:52,895
TO MAKE A HUGE MESS.

896
00:43:52,897 --> 00:43:55,298
     OH, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE
     A CONSPIRACY ON YOUR HANDS.

897
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,766
YES, I DO.

898
00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:59,902
THIS IS NOT A CASE OF ME
BEING A CLUMSY OAF.

899
00:43:59,904 --> 00:44:02,105
I AM A VICTIM
OF A LARGER FORCE.

900
00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:03,806
             THE BAR AND ALCOHOL
             INDUSTRY.

901
00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:05,241
YES.
                 OUT TO GET YOU.

902
00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:08,144
YES, 'CAUSE THEY NEED A GIRL
LIKE ME TO, YOU KNOW,

903
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:10,413
HUMILIATE HERSELF, SO THAT
THE OTHER PATRONS

904
00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:12,348
CAN FEEL
MORE CONFIDENT.

905
00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:13,683
           YEAH, 'CAUSE THEY GET
           TO GO HOME

906
00:44:13,685 --> 00:44:16,152
        WITH A DRINK AND A SHOW.
YEAH.

907
00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:17,987
                       OKAY.

908
00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:21,758
ARE YOU HORRIFIED?

909
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,660
IS THIS LIKE THE MOST
EMBARRASSING THING

910
00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:24,894
YOU'VE EVER WITNESSED?

911
00:44:24,896 --> 00:44:27,997
       I DON'T EMBARRASS EASILY.

912
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:31,401
I LIKE THAT.

913
00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:37,807
              IT'S GETTING LATE.

914
00:44:37,809 --> 00:44:40,343
   YEAH.

915
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:41,778
DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY PLACE?

916
00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:44,047
I LIVE WITH THIS WOMAN
WHO MAY OR MAY NOT

917
00:44:44,049 --> 00:44:46,015
BE PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT.

918
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:49,419
I'D LOVE TO INTRODUCE YOU.

919
00:44:52,222 --> 00:44:53,890
        CAN I TAKE A RAIN CHECK?

920
00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:56,859
YEAH, SURE, OF COURSE.

921
00:44:56,861 --> 00:44:59,395
UM... GET THE CHECK, PLEASE?

922
00:45:00,964 --> 00:45:06,969
THIS IS ON ME, LITERALLY
AND METAPHORICALLY.

923
00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:08,137
       NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

924
00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:09,906
NO, I SAID I GOT IT.

925
00:45:09,908 --> 00:45:10,973
                 I GOT--
                 I GOT THIS ONE.

926
00:45:10,975 --> 00:45:12,008
THANK YOU.

927
00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:14,010
NO, I'VE--
LOOK, I GOT IT.

928
00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:16,979
    I SAID I GOT IT.
       I'M NOT TAKING THIS BACK.

929
00:45:16,981 --> 00:45:20,049
I INVITED YOU OUT.

930
00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:24,787
                      OKAY.

931
00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:27,990
  WHAT TRAIN YOU TAKING HOME?

932
00:45:27,992 --> 00:45:30,727
ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA STAY
AND USE THE BATHROOM.

933
00:45:30,729 --> 00:45:32,161
YOU SHOULD JUST GO.
                  NO, I'LL WAIT.

934
00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:34,330
NO, IT'S OKAY.
JUST GO.

935
00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:37,734
               YOU ARE STUBBORN.

936
00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:39,469
   YEAH.

937
00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:45,174
THANKS FOR COMING OUT
WITH ME.

938
00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:48,077
                 WELL, THANK YOU
                 FOR ASKING ME.

939
00:45:50,848 --> 00:45:52,348
OKAY, BYE.

940
00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:54,817
                            BYE.

941
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,400
              HI.

942
00:46:11,402 --> 00:46:15,872
UM, CAN I HAVE THE CHEAPEST RED
          YOU'VE GOT?

943
00:46:28,919 --> 00:46:30,853
           THANK YOU.

944
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:58,548
                  CAN I ASK WHAT
                  YOU'RE HAVING?

945
00:46:58,550 --> 00:47:02,251
THE CHEAPEST RED THEY HAD.

946
00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:04,120
                      HOW IS IT?

947
00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:06,522
ALCOHOLIC.

948
00:47:06,524 --> 00:47:09,058
WITH AN OAKY FINISH.

949
00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:11,527
                    SOUNDS GOOD.

950
00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:14,063
SORRY, I'M NOT WELL-VERSED
IN WINE TALK.

951
00:47:14,065 --> 00:47:16,032
               "OAKY FINISH" WAS
               A NICE TOUCH.

952
00:47:16,034 --> 00:47:19,435
THANKS.

953
00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:21,337
                        I'M TED.
SHIRIN.

954
00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:23,873
                     SHIRIN. HI.
     HI.

955
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,474
UM, DO YOU LIVE AROUND HERE?

956
00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:27,376
                           HI.

957
00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:28,845
              OH, HEY,
              WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

958
00:47:28,847 --> 00:47:30,313
        THIS IS SHIRIN.

959
00:47:30,315 --> 00:47:32,014
              SHIRIN, I'M MARIE.

960
00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:34,617
     HI.

961
00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:37,553
 YEAH, WE UH, LIVE A FEW BLOCKS
      FROM HERE, ACTUALLY.

962
00:47:37,555 --> 00:47:39,488
                          MM-HM.
COOL.

963
00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:42,859
        HEY, DO YOU WANT TO COME
        SIT WITH US?

964
00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:45,895
OKAY.

965
00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:48,364
   I'M LIKE ONE BAD ROMANTIC
         ENCOUNTER AWAY

966
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:50,600
     FROM MOVING TO FRANCE
   AND CHANGING MY IDENTITY.

967
00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:52,168
HMM.

968
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:53,369
DO YOU WANT AN OLIVE?

969
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:54,871
         NO, I'M OKAY.

970
00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:56,372
   BUT MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO,
             LIKE,

971
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:59,041
  A LESS GLAMOROUS PLACE, LIKE
     SLOVENIA OR SOMETHING,

972
00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,110
 WHERE MY CHANCES OF POPULARITY
       WOULD BE GREATER.

973
00:48:01,112 --> 00:48:04,113
HMM.
THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.

974
00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:05,581
I'M OKAY.

975
00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:08,084
       WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WINE?
                 YEAH.

976
00:48:08,086 --> 00:48:11,153
     WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING?

977
00:48:11,155 --> 00:48:13,522
I'M JUST--
I'VE BEEN PLOTTING ON HOW

978
00:48:13,524 --> 00:48:15,324
TO GET YOU EAT
ONE OF THESE OLIVES,

979
00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:18,060
BECAUSE THEY'RE
COVERED IN GARLIC,

980
00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:21,330
AND WE'VE ALREADY HAD SOME.

981
00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:24,233
              OH.

982
00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:27,970
     I GUESS IT'S SORT OF AN ALL
     OR NOTHING KIND OF THING.

983
00:48:33,677 --> 00:48:35,544
        PROBLEM SOLVED.

984
00:49:07,477 --> 00:49:10,313
             YOU SHOULD SHOW HER
             YOUR LATEX OUTFIT.

985
00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:12,581
    YOU HAVE A LATEX OUTFIT?

986
00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:15,584
YEAH. YEAH, I HAVE TO
OIL UP TO PUT IT ON.

987
00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:18,054
              WOW.
   YEAH, PLEASE PUT THAT ON.

988
00:49:18,056 --> 00:49:19,555
OH.

989
00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:21,557
            THANKS.

990
00:49:24,361 --> 00:49:26,329
                          DRINK?
             YEAH.

991
00:49:28,131 --> 00:49:32,001
   UM, SO IN WHAT SITUATION DOES
   A PERSON FIND THEMSELVES

992
00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:34,070
        IN NEED OF LATEX OUTFIT?

993
00:49:34,072 --> 00:49:36,072
BURLESQUE SHOWS,
PLAY PARTIES,

994
00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:37,606
ALL KINDS OF PLACES,
REALLY.

995
00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,275
                         AH.

996
00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:43,312
         UM, OKAY, BUT--
         BUT HERE'S MY QUESTION.

997
00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:45,247
                WHY DO THE WOMEN
                HAVE TO DRESS UP

998
00:49:45,249 --> 00:49:46,549
           LIKE SLUTTY CUPCAKES?

999
00:49:46,551 --> 00:49:48,217
           WHAT ABOUT THE DUDES?

1000
00:49:48,219 --> 00:49:52,088
WELL, I HAVE
A LATEX OUTFIT, TOO.

1001
00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:56,659
         THAT'S SOUNDS HORRIBLE.

1002
00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:58,527
OH, IT'S REALLY CUTE.

1003
00:49:58,529 --> 00:50:01,764
          I'LL HAVE TO TAKE
          YOUR WORD ON THAT ONE.

1004
00:50:16,613 --> 00:50:18,047
                      THANKS.

1005
00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:21,083
CHEERS.
                         CHEERS.

1006
00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:16,225
                   ARE YOU OKAY?

1007
00:53:18,895 --> 00:53:20,462
   YEAH.

1008
00:53:20,464 --> 00:53:23,365
I'M SORRY, I-- I JUST GOT
A LITTLE IN MY HEAD

1009
00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:25,968
FOR A MINUTE.

1010
00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:28,437
           NO, IT'S-- IT'S OKAY.

1011
00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:31,707
                      IT'S OKAY.

1012
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:37,513
SO THIS IS MY FIRST TIME
DOING THIS.

1013
00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:41,884
      WELL, WE CAN TAKE IT SLOW.

1014
00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,653
THANK YOU.

1015
00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:55,664
                     I LIKE YOU.

1016
00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:57,233
                         A LOT.

1017
00:53:58,703 --> 00:54:01,604
THANK YOU.
I LIKE YOU, TOO.

1018
00:54:03,306 --> 00:54:05,741
          YOU KNOW WHAT?
          WE DON'T HAVE TO FUCK.

1019
00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:08,244
           YOU KNOW,
           WE CAN JUST HANG OUT,

1020
00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:10,246
     PLAY MONOPOLY OR SOMETHING.

1021
00:54:10,248 --> 00:54:13,482
THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS
LIKE A LOT OF FUN.

1022
00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:15,918
        GREAT.
        I HAVE THE CLUE VERSION.

1023
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,253
   OH.
                        YEAH.

1024
00:54:17,255 --> 00:54:18,487
THAT'S REALLY COOL.
                           YEAH.

1025
00:54:18,489 --> 00:54:20,356
IT'S AWESOME.

1026
00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:24,326
                          HONEY.

1027
00:54:24,328 --> 00:54:26,462
YOU TWO CAN STAY AS YOU ARE.

1028
00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:32,568
UM, I SHOULD GET DRESSED.

1029
00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:34,436
                      NO, DON'T.

1030
00:54:36,473 --> 00:54:41,343
IT'S OKAY.
UM, I SH-- I SHOULD GO.

1031
00:54:41,345 --> 00:54:43,512
                         NO, NO.

1032
00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:44,880
               TED, TED,
               TELL HER TO STAY.

1033
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,380
                         THANKS.

1034
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:22,618
I REALLY DON'T WANT THIS
TO BE THE LAST TIME

1035
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,353
THAT WE SEE EACH OTHER.

1036
00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:28,691
                    ME, NEITHER.

1037
00:56:34,658 --> 00:56:36,558
HOW COME NO ONE SAID
    YOU HAD TO COME DRESSED

1038
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,894
    AS ONE OF YOUR
    FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM
    "THE LITTLE RASCALS"?

1039
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:41,130
THAT'S THE GREAT THING
ABOUT PRIDE.

1040
00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,968
      PEOPLE HERE LOOK LIKE THEY
      DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE.

1041
00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:48,470
YOUR ATTITUDE IS REALLY
PISSING ME OFF.

1042
00:56:48,472 --> 00:56:51,740
                          SORRY.

1043
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:54,476
     DID YOU SEE THE DRAG QUEEN?
     THAT'S MY FRIEND.

1044
00:56:54,478 --> 00:56:56,412
HOW COME THE ONLY ASPECT
OF GAY CULTURE

1045
00:56:56,414 --> 00:56:57,713
THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU
IS DRAG?

1046
00:56:57,715 --> 00:57:00,816
         HEY, WHAT AM I GOOD AT?

1047
00:57:00,818 --> 00:57:02,017
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT?

1048
00:57:02,019 --> 00:57:04,119
           DRINKING AND DANCING,
           REMEMBER?

1049
00:57:04,121 --> 00:57:05,954
                 LET'S HAVE FUN.

1050
00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:08,957
FINE.
                        KISS ME.

1051
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:11,193
TWO VODKA RED BULLS,
PLEASE.

1052
00:57:19,469 --> 00:57:21,203
                      THANK YOU.
THANKS.

1053
00:57:29,779 --> 00:57:31,980
   AAH.

1054
00:57:34,217 --> 00:57:35,918
CAN I GET ANOTHER ONE?

1055
00:57:48,932 --> 00:57:51,467
YOU HAVIN' FUN?

1056
00:57:51,469 --> 00:57:53,702
                         SURE.

1057
00:57:53,704 --> 00:57:56,939
LOOK, BEFORE YOU ASK, NO,
I'M NOT AN F TO M TRANSSEXUAL.

1058
00:57:56,941 --> 00:57:58,841
UH, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT.

1059
00:57:58,843 --> 00:58:00,642
        WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1060
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:02,845
MY SISTER AND I MADE A BET.

1061
00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:04,847
           I'M GUESSING SHE WON?

1062
00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:07,216
AH... CORRECT.

1063
00:58:07,218 --> 00:58:08,917
                     I'M MAXINE.

1064
00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:10,686
  GEORGE.

1065
00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:13,121
NICE TO MEET YOU.

1066
00:58:58,067 --> 00:59:00,202
         I CAN SEE YOU.

1067
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,874
                   SHIRIN, STOP.
           FUCK YOU.

1068
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:07,209
           I'M SORRY.
  I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

1069
00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,710
                  WHAT THE FUCK?
HE'S A MAN.

1070
00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:10,245
IT WAS LIKE KISSING
A BABY.

1071
00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:11,313
                        WHAT?

1072
00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:14,016
IT'S JUST LIKE LIPS TOUCHING.

1073
00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:15,117
           I HATE YOU SO MUCH
           WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING.

1074
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:16,685
I'M SO--
                DO NOT TOUCH ME.

1075
00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:18,186
   WHOA.
                   ARE YOU OKAY?

1076
00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:20,556
YOU SHOVED ME OFF,
LIKE, REALLY VIOLENTLY.

1077
00:59:20,558 --> 00:59:21,890
              YOU CHEATED ON ME.

1078
00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:23,692
YOU HIT ME.

1079
00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:26,161
I FEEL SICK.

1080
00:59:27,664 --> 00:59:29,565
               PLEASE DON'T CRY.

1081
00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:30,966
DON'T.

1082
00:59:30,968 --> 00:59:33,001
         I'M SORRY.
         YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE ME.

1083
00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:35,103
WHO IS HE?

1084
00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:36,972
       JUST SOME GUY AT THE BAR.
       WE WERE JUST DRINKING.

1085
00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:39,808
AND YOU WERE LIKE,
"WANT TO KISS A LESBIAN?"

1086
00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:40,976
        IT ONLY LASTED A SECOND.

1087
00:59:40,978 --> 00:59:42,911
I WAS WATCHING YOU.
IT WAS<i> FOREVER.</i>

1088
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:45,881
                     HEY.
                     I AM SORRY.

1089
00:59:45,883 --> 00:59:47,616
         YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE ME.

1090
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:07,903
               WHO SPENDS $300
               ON A GARTER BELT?

1091
01:00:07,905 --> 01:00:09,838
        MAY I HELP YOU?
         UH, WE'RE JUST LOOKING.

1092
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,139
ACTUALLY, YES.

1093
01:00:11,141 --> 01:00:13,842
UM, I'M LOOKING FOR
THE GROWN-UP UNDERWEAR

1094
01:00:13,844 --> 01:00:16,111
OF A WOMAN IN CHARGE
OF HER SEXUALITY

1095
01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:17,379
AND NOT AFRAID OF CHANGE.

1096
01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:19,648
         I'VE GOT THAT.

1097
01:00:21,384 --> 01:00:25,220
THIS JUST CAME IN
FROM FRANCE.

1098
01:00:25,222 --> 01:00:26,989
                IT'S A BIT PINK.

1099
01:00:26,991 --> 01:00:28,357
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
TRY IT ON FOR YOURSELF?

1100
01:00:28,359 --> 01:00:29,725
LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU NEED,

1101
01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:31,059
AND I'LL GET A ROOM READY
FOR YOU.

1102
01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:32,761
  I ACTUALLY NEED TO STOCK UP
          ON PANTIES.

1103
01:00:32,763 --> 01:00:35,697
        MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
    UH, CUT UP MOST OF MINE,

1104
01:00:35,699 --> 01:00:37,399
    SO I'M GONNA NEED MORE.

1105
01:00:37,401 --> 01:00:40,068
WHAT ABOUT BRAS?
      I DON'T WEAR THOSE.

1106
01:00:40,070 --> 01:00:41,670
WHY NOT?

1107
01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:42,838
   JUST DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH
         TO WORK WITH,

1108
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,373
          SO IT FEELS
        A LITTLE SILLY.

1109
01:00:44,375 --> 01:00:46,842
      YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN
   LITTLE GIRLS CARRY PURSES.

1110
01:00:46,844 --> 01:00:48,377
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

1111
01:00:48,379 --> 01:00:49,411
                       SHIRIN.

1112
01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:51,079
   SHIRIN.

1113
01:00:51,081 --> 01:00:52,714
YOU ARE A WOMAN,
AND YOU HAVE BREASTS,

1114
01:00:52,716 --> 01:00:54,216
AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THEM.

1115
01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:56,918
YEAH, I KNOW.

1116
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,387
YOU DESERVE A SEXY,
SUPPORTIVE BRA,

1117
01:00:58,389 --> 01:00:59,821
JUST LIKE ANY OTHER
WOMAN.

1118
01:00:59,823 --> 01:01:01,957
             OKAY.

1119
01:01:01,959 --> 01:01:03,659
YOU WERE WITH A WOMAN
FOR HOW LONG,

1120
01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:05,260
AND SHE DIDN'T HELP YOU
FIND THE RIGHT BRA?

1121
01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:07,295
            A WHILE.

1122
01:01:07,297 --> 01:01:09,264
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR EX--
WHAT'S HER NAME?

1123
01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:10,999
            MAXINE.

1124
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:13,301
SOUNDS LIKE MAXINE WAS
DESTRUCTIVE TO YOUR PANTIES

1125
01:01:13,303 --> 01:01:15,303
AND YOUR SELF-ESTEEM.
                   I'M SO SORRY.

1126
01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:16,905
       IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY?

1127
01:01:16,907 --> 01:01:19,141
           I'M FINE.
 I JU-- I JUST NEED UNDERWEAR.

1128
01:01:19,143 --> 01:01:20,776
JUST BECAUSE YOUR BREASTS
ARE SMALL

1129
01:01:20,778 --> 01:01:22,310
DOESN'T MEAN
THEY'RE NOT LEGITIMATE.

1130
01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:25,247
            I KNOW.

1131
01:01:25,249 --> 01:01:27,683
IT'S OKAY TO BE ANGRY.
                     OH, MY GOD.

1132
01:01:27,685 --> 01:01:30,052
LET'S TRY THAT ON.

1133
01:01:30,054 --> 01:01:32,821
  YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE I DIDN'T
    THINK I DESERVED A BRA,

1134
01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:35,390
BECAUSE I DON'T SEE MYSELF
AS A REAL WOMAN.

1135
01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:37,325
IT'S ABOUT MORE THAN
JUST FABRIC.

1136
01:01:37,327 --> 01:01:39,695
  YEAH, AND I'VE BEEN WEARING
   BIKINI BOTTOMS FOR MONTHS.

1137
01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:41,396
WELL, THAT'S BASICALLY
INVITING PEOPLE

1138
01:01:41,398 --> 01:01:43,331
WHO DON'T RESPECT YOU
INTO YOUR BEDROOM.

1139
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:45,333
   THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID,
  AND NOW I'M LIKE SEEING HER

1140
01:01:45,335 --> 01:01:46,968
    AT A PARTY ON SATURDAY,

1141
01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:48,937
   AND HOW DO I EXPECT ANYONE
      TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

1142
01:01:48,939 --> 01:01:50,439
   IF I AM NOT WEARING A BRA?

1143
01:01:50,441 --> 01:01:51,840
           I TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.

1144
01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:53,341
      THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

1145
01:02:18,367 --> 01:02:20,736
           STUNNING.

1146
01:02:35,785 --> 01:02:38,019
       GOD, I HATE YOUR FRIENDS.

1147
01:02:38,021 --> 01:02:39,254
MY FRIENDS ARE MY FAMILY.

1148
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:41,189
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT'S LIKE,

1149
01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:42,958
TO HAVE TO CHOOSE YOUR OWN
FAMILY BECAUSE THE ONE
YOU WERE BORN INTO--

1150
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,861
     OH, COME ON, ENOUGH OF THIS
     LESBIAN ORPHAN PROPAGANDA.

1151
01:02:45,863 --> 01:02:47,462
        YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL BORN
        INTO SHIT FAMILIES.

1152
01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,531
                WE DEAL WITH IT.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

1153
01:02:49,533 --> 01:02:52,434
    MY PROBLEM IS I HAVEN'T BEEN
    FUCKED IN LIKE THREE WEEKS.

1154
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,302
I AM NOT GONNA TALK
ABOUT THIS ON MY BIRTHDAY.

1155
01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:55,937
            ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
            WHAT ARE YOU, EIGHT?

1156
01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:58,340
     SO YOU HAPPENED TO BE BORN.
     BIG FUCKING DEAL.

1157
01:02:58,342 --> 01:03:00,408
OH, I'M SORRY, ALL ATTENTION
MUST REVOLVE AROUND YOU

1158
01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:01,977
100% OF THE TIME.
I FORGOT.

1159
01:03:01,979 --> 01:03:03,945
            NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
            I'M NOT LIKE THAT.

1160
01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:06,782
I DON'T KNOW WHY I GET
SO SHOCKED WHEN YOU
DO SHIT LIKE THIS.

1161
01:03:06,784 --> 01:03:08,116
YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN
IN A CREEPY,

1162
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:09,417
CO-DEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOUR PARENTS.

1163
01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:11,853
            IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL,
            AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA

1164
01:03:11,855 --> 01:03:13,488
       WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
       BECAUSE YOU COMPLETELY
       ABANDONED YOUR FAMILY.

1165
01:03:13,490 --> 01:03:15,257
IT WASN'T A CHOICE!

1166
01:03:15,259 --> 01:03:16,424
       OF COURSE, IT'S A CHOICE!

1167
01:03:16,426 --> 01:03:18,093
SAYS THE CLOSET CASE!

1168
01:03:18,095 --> 01:03:20,061
     THEY KNOW I KNOW THEY KNOW.

1169
01:03:20,063 --> 01:03:21,530
       I'M WAITING FOR THE RIGHT
       TIME TO BRING IT UP,

1170
01:03:21,532 --> 01:03:23,131
        OUT OF RESPECT FOR THEM.

1171
01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,133
I THINK YOU AND I SEE THE WORLD
TOTALLY DIFFERENTLY.

1172
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:27,369
      WE DO. YOU KNOW, YOU THINK
      THAT I'M A BAD PERSON

1173
01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:28,937
      BECAUSE I'M NOT COMING OUT
      ON YOUR TERMS,

1174
01:03:28,939 --> 01:03:30,172
    AND I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT.

1175
01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:31,973
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

1176
01:03:31,975 --> 01:03:33,575
            THAT'S TOTALLY TRUE.
 YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

1177
01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:35,177
       I'M LISTENING TO YOU, AND
        EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING

1178
01:03:35,179 --> 01:03:36,945
      IS PISSING ME OFF
      AND COMPLETELY INACCURATE.

1179
01:03:36,947 --> 01:03:38,580
YOU ARE RUINING MY BIRTHDAY.

1180
01:03:38,582 --> 01:03:40,248
     YOU'RE RUINING MY TWENTIES.

1181
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:42,117
I CAN'T--

1182
01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:43,585
I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE
TO DEAL WITH YOU.

1183
01:03:43,587 --> 01:03:45,320
          THAT'S FINE.
        LET'S BREAK UP.

1184
01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:48,590
                           FINE.

1185
01:03:48,592 --> 01:03:50,292
       OKAY.

1186
01:03:58,267 --> 01:04:01,036
IF YOU'RE GONNA GO, JUST GO.
YOU DON'T GET TO TAKE THINGS.

1187
01:04:02,405 --> 01:04:04,873
I GOT YOU THOSE PANTIES.

1188
01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:14,549
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
FUCK YOU.

1189
01:04:14,551 --> 01:04:16,218
                WHAT THE FUCK IS
                WRONG WITH YOU?

1190
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,319
I GOT THESE FOR YOU.

1191
01:04:17,321 --> 01:04:19,054
                YOU'RE A FUCKING
                CRAZY PERSON!

1192
01:04:19,056 --> 01:04:20,255
                YOU WANT TO PLAY
                LIKE THIS?

1193
01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:22,190
DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
OKAY.

1194
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:24,125
I BOUGHT ALL THE BOOZE
FOR THIS PARTY.

1195
01:04:31,901 --> 01:04:33,602
ARE YOU HAPPY?
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?

1196
01:04:33,604 --> 01:04:36,338
  YOU KNOW WHAT-- DON'T BOTHER
  TELLING YOUR PARENTS ABOUT US.

1197
01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:38,640
        I KNOW YOU, AND THE MORE
        THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,

1198
01:04:38,642 --> 01:04:40,141
 THIS IS PROBABLY JUST A PHASE.

1199
01:04:44,213 --> 01:04:47,916
              GOD, THIS WAS SUCH
              A WASTE.

1200
01:05:20,182 --> 01:05:21,483
              HEY.

1201
01:05:21,485 --> 01:05:23,318
         HI.

1202
01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:27,522
           NICE HAIR.
THANKS.

1203
01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:29,557
      THIS IS JON FRANCIS.

1204
01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,927
                 THIS IS MAXINE.

1205
01:05:31,929 --> 01:05:34,462
         JON, SHOW HER
       YOUR CHEST TATTOO.

1206
01:05:34,464 --> 01:05:36,631
    IT TOOK THEM FOUR HOURS
           TO DO IT.

1207
01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:38,633
           IT'S A GIANT SQUID
           BITING A SPERM WHALE.

1208
01:05:38,635 --> 01:05:40,635
    COOL.

1209
01:05:40,637 --> 01:05:42,070
          HOW ARE YOU?

1210
01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:43,571
I'M OKAY.
YOU?

1211
01:05:43,573 --> 01:05:45,006
             GOOD.

1212
01:05:45,008 --> 01:05:46,408
YOU SHOULD MEET MY DATE.

1213
01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:48,643
         WHERE IS SHE?

1214
01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:50,211
AT THE BAR,
GETTING US DRINKS.

1215
01:05:50,213 --> 01:05:52,013
             GREAT.
      SHE SOUNDS AWESOME.

1216
01:05:52,015 --> 01:05:54,482
    SHE IS.

1217
01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:57,052
GOD, LOOK HOW THINGS WORKED OUT
        FOR BOTH OF US.

1218
01:05:57,054 --> 01:05:59,955
     YOU HAVE YOUR LADY WHO
  FETCHES YOU DRINKS AT A BAR,

1219
01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:03,058
    LIKE A MAID, AND I HAVE
  MY HUNKY REBEL WITH A CAUSE.

1220
01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:04,626
OH, WHAT'S THE CAUSE?

1221
01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:07,162
 JON'S SPEARHEADING A CAMPAIGN
       TO BRIDGE THE GAPS

1222
01:06:07,164 --> 01:06:10,165
 OF GENTRIFICATION IN BROOKLYN
 THROUGH MASS KOMBUCHA BREWING.

1223
01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:12,100
THAT'S NOT A THING.

1224
01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:13,735
       YEAH, WE'RE GONNA
         GO DANCE NOW.

1225
01:06:13,737 --> 01:06:16,204
 JON'S KNOWN ALL OVER BUSHWICK
       FOR HIS VOGUEING.

1226
01:06:16,206 --> 01:06:18,506
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
T's AN AMAZING DANCER.

1227
01:06:18,508 --> 01:06:20,208
          OH, IS SHE?
YEAH.

1228
01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:22,143
SHE GOES TO HER WEST AFRICAN
DANCE CLASS RELIGIOUSLY.

1229
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,979
         IS SHE BLACK?

1230
01:06:23,981 --> 01:06:27,315
    NO.
          SHE SOUNDS AWESOME.

1231
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,683
            SHE IS.

1232
01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:19,034
                          TIBET?

1233
01:07:19,036 --> 01:07:20,368
          HEY, SHIRIN.

1234
01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:22,103
              THIS IS YOUR DATE?

1235
01:07:22,105 --> 01:07:23,271
YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?

1236
01:07:23,273 --> 01:07:25,707
                   YEAH, WE WORK
                   TOGETHER.

1237
01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:27,342
             TIBET,
      THIS IS JON FRANCIS.

1238
01:07:27,344 --> 01:07:29,677
         JON, SHOW HER
       YOUR CHEST TATTOO.

1239
01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:31,813
UH, TIBET'S
A FORMER HAIR MODEL.

1240
01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:33,448
YEAH, I HEARD.

1241
01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:36,317
   MAXINE AND I USED TO DATE.
        CAN YOU IMAGINE?

1242
01:07:36,319 --> 01:07:38,319
                           NOPE.
            WHY NOT?

1243
01:07:38,321 --> 01:07:40,522
    I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT.
              FUCK YOU.

1244
01:07:40,524 --> 01:07:42,390
WHOA, THAT IS UNCALLED FOR!

1245
01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:43,658
   YOUR HAIR IS UNCALLED FOR.

1246
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:45,193
BABY, LET'S GO GET HIGH.

1247
01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:48,129
   I DON'T WANT TO GET HIGH.
                       WHATEVER.

1248
01:07:48,131 --> 01:07:51,533
WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR PASSIVE
DISINTEREST IN EVERYTHING?

1249
01:07:51,535 --> 01:07:53,535
SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAPPENED
AT WESLEYAN

1250
01:07:53,537 --> 01:07:55,070
THAT DID THIS TO YOU?

1251
01:07:55,072 --> 01:07:56,471
  MAXINE, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.

1252
01:07:56,473 --> 01:07:58,139
             OH, SHUT UP, TIBET.

1253
01:07:58,141 --> 01:07:59,507
               NO ONE CARES WHAT
               YOU HAVE TO SAY.

1254
01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:01,409
         YOU HAVE THE SEX APPEAL
         OF A FERRET.

1255
01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:18,760
                    I'M IN HERE.

1256
01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:20,195
IT'S MAXINE.

1257
01:08:20,197 --> 01:08:22,230
                        GO AWAY.

1258
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:36,277
THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED.

1259
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,179
      I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COULD
      TRY TO REPLACE ME

1260
01:08:38,181 --> 01:08:40,315
                WITH THAT FETUS.

1261
01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:42,684
I'M NOT TRYING
TO REPLACE YOU.

1262
01:08:50,593 --> 01:08:52,393
                     I HATE JON.

1263
01:08:52,395 --> 01:08:54,162
I KNOW.

1264
01:08:55,865 --> 01:08:58,700
TAKE A CAB HOME.

1265
01:08:58,702 --> 01:09:00,702
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

1266
01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:22,924
        ALL RIGHT, OKAY,

1267
01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:25,527
   EVERYBODY PLEASE COME SIT.
         I HAVE A FILM.

1268
01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:27,762
EVERYBODY STOP PLAYING

1269
01:09:27,764 --> 01:09:30,899
       AND COME WATCH THE MOVIE.

1270
01:09:30,901 --> 01:09:32,767
         ALRIGHT, SO THIS IS ONE
         OF THE FIRST FILMS

1271
01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:33,935
              THAT WAS EVER MADE
              FOR AUDI--

1272
01:09:33,937 --> 01:09:37,405
IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE
FOR OUR AGE.

1273
01:09:37,407 --> 01:09:38,773
           WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE
           LIKE THAT?

1274
01:09:38,775 --> 01:09:40,408
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

1275
01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:43,244
      KUJO, GROUCHO, WHY ARE YOU
      NOT SITTING HERE?

1276
01:09:43,246 --> 01:09:44,479
           I'M SCREENING A FILM.

1277
01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:49,250
         WE'RE WATCHING A MOVIE.

1278
01:09:49,252 --> 01:09:50,618
              YES!
   NO, I WANT YOU RIGHT HERE.

1279
01:09:52,688 --> 01:09:55,790
WHAT HAPPENED?
   OKAY...

1280
01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:58,293
DO WE GOTTA CLEAN
ALL THAT UP?

1281
01:10:08,571 --> 01:10:11,206
               THERE'S TOO MUCH.

1282
01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:12,874
                      HEY, GUYS.
                       LEAVE IT.

1283
01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:15,810
                  JUST LEAVE IT.

1284
01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:17,378
                       NEW PLAN.

1285
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:19,948
   I SAY FORGET THE STOP MOTION.

1286
01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:22,317
           WHAT MOVIE
   DO YOU GUYS WANT TO MAKE?

1287
01:10:22,319 --> 01:10:24,586
          I WANT TO MAKE A MOVIE
          ABOUT FARTS.

1288
01:10:24,588 --> 01:10:26,287
        ALRIGHT, GREAT.
          LET'S DO IT.

1289
01:10:26,289 --> 01:10:27,522
                   FARTS.
      ZOMBIES!

1290
01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:29,791
                        ZOMBIES?
                        AWESOME.

1291
01:10:29,793 --> 01:10:30,959
            BOOGERS!

1292
01:10:33,629 --> 01:10:34,729
          WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT?
          IT'S A GOOD START.

1293
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:35,730
      WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE HERE?

1294
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:38,433
     I WANT BOOGERS IN MY MOVIE.

1295
01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:40,235
            BOOGERS.
          THERE WE GO.

1296
01:10:40,237 --> 01:10:42,003
                 BUTTS.
BUTTS.

1297
01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:43,972
   YOU GUYS ARE IN THE ZONE.
        KEEP IT FLOWING.

1298
01:10:43,974 --> 01:10:45,807
NAKED NINJAS!

1299
01:10:45,809 --> 01:10:47,775
               I'M NOT A ZOMBIE.
               I'M JUST A BOY.

1300
01:10:47,777 --> 01:10:49,744
        BUT YOU'RE MAKING
        THE ZOMBIE MASK.

1301
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:51,412
       IT DOESN'T MATTER
    IF IT'S YOUR CHARACTER.

1302
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:52,680
   YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT UP.

1303
01:10:52,682 --> 01:10:54,616
           CAN IT HAVE MORE EYES
           THAN TWO?

1304
01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:55,850
              YES.

1305
01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:57,318
   ZOMBIES HAVE AS MANY EYES

1306
01:10:57,320 --> 01:11:00,288
   AS YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE.

1307
01:11:33,756 --> 01:11:36,591
  WELCOME TO THE "BROOKLYN KIDZ
         MOOVIE MAKER,

1308
01:11:36,593 --> 01:11:38,693
        FINAL SCREENING."

1309
01:11:38,695 --> 01:11:41,429
             FIRST WE SCREEN
             THE ADVANCED CLASS,

1310
01:11:41,431 --> 01:11:43,931
  AND THE NON-ADVANCED CLASS.

1311
01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:45,400
     THANK YOU FOR COMING.

1312
01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:50,505
      I WROTE THAT SPEECH.

1313
01:13:14,623 --> 01:13:16,891
        I LOVE FARTING.

1314
01:13:52,027 --> 01:13:54,595
         I CAN'T FART.

1315
01:14:09,645 --> 01:14:11,813
OH, YOU GUYS.

1316
01:14:11,815 --> 01:14:14,782
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1317
01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:15,983
YOU'RE WELCOME.

1318
01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,685
          YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.

1319
01:14:17,687 --> 01:14:20,087
THANK YOU.

1320
01:14:20,089 --> 01:14:21,489
THANK YOU.

1321
01:14:26,094 --> 01:14:28,162
SHIRIN.
                   HI, KEN.

1322
01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:30,531
SO, THAT WAS...

1323
01:14:30,533 --> 01:14:32,233
                   DISGUSTING.
                   I'M SO SORRY.

1324
01:14:32,235 --> 01:14:34,235
ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT
IT WAS HILARIOUS.

1325
01:14:34,237 --> 01:14:36,804
                      SERIOUSLY?

1326
01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:39,740
YEAH.
I WAS CRACKIN' UP.

1327
01:14:39,742 --> 01:14:41,542
               THANK YOU SO MUCH
               FOR SAYING THAT.
 YEAH.

1328
01:14:41,544 --> 01:14:43,110
LET'S FACE IT,
FARTS ARE FUNNY.

1329
01:14:43,112 --> 01:14:45,179
                I AGREE.
                FARTS ARE FUNNY.

1330
01:14:45,181 --> 01:14:46,881
                      THANK YOU.

1331
01:14:59,595 --> 01:15:01,529
HAVE YOU SEEN CARRINGTON?

1332
01:15:19,648 --> 01:15:22,016
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

1333
01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:25,553
                         HIDING.

1334
01:15:25,555 --> 01:15:28,623
        I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN
        SUCH A DICK ABOUT LAYLI.

1335
01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:29,924
AW, COME ON,
FORGET IT.

1336
01:15:29,926 --> 01:15:31,526
COME ON, LET'S GO INSIDE.

1337
01:15:31,528 --> 01:15:37,932
    MY OLD ROOMMATE MAXINE AND I
    WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

1338
01:15:37,934 --> 01:15:41,269
AH, SO YOU'RE A LESBIAN.

1339
01:15:41,271 --> 01:15:43,137
        I WAS PRETTY INTO
        ALL THE GUYS I WAS WITH,

1340
01:15:43,139 --> 01:15:46,908
        SO I THINK I'M BISEXUAL.

1341
01:15:46,910 --> 01:15:50,211
AND THAT'S A THING?

1342
01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:52,046
                  I'M AFRAID SO.

1343
01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:55,216
ALL RIGHT.

1344
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:56,918
    HOW DO YOU THINK MOM AND DAD
    ARE GONNA TAKE IT?

1345
01:15:56,920 --> 01:16:00,187
OH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TELL THEM NOW THAT IT'S OVER.

1346
01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:02,990
   SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY BIG THING
   TO NOT BE HONEST ABOUT.

1347
01:16:02,992 --> 01:16:04,959
FINE.

1348
01:16:04,961 --> 01:16:07,094
JUST UH, WAIT UNTIL AFTER
THE WEDDING, ALRIGHT?

1349
01:16:08,831 --> 01:16:10,731
            YOU ARE SUCH A DICK.

1350
01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,967
WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT
A SEXUALLY CONFUSED NARCISSIST.

1351
01:16:12,969 --> 01:16:14,168
CAN WE PLEASE GO INSIDE?

1352
01:16:14,170 --> 01:16:16,671
                  HEY, CAN I BE
                  YOUR BEST MAN?

1353
01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:18,573
NO,
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

1354
01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:26,213
I ATE BEFORE I CAME.

1355
01:16:31,987 --> 01:16:33,688
OW, FUCK!

1356
01:16:34,723 --> 01:16:36,791
OW! SHIT.

1357
01:16:48,904 --> 01:16:50,905
I'M SORRY I RUINED
YOUR SCARF.

1358
01:17:08,190 --> 01:17:11,892
MOM, I'M A LITTLE BIT GAY.

1359
01:17:16,898 --> 01:17:18,699
YES, I AM.

1360
01:17:18,701 --> 01:17:21,369
AND I WAS IN LOVE
WITH MAXINE.

1361
01:17:21,371 --> 01:17:23,804
                            SHH.

1362
01:18:43,218 --> 01:18:45,386
           SHIRIN, ARE YOU OKAY?

1363
01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:49,423
I'M OKAY.

1364
01:18:55,465 --> 01:18:57,998
         STOP BREATHING SO LOUD.

1365
01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:03,437
OKAY.

1366
01:19:46,081 --> 01:19:47,515
HAS YOUR MOM
MENTIONED IT?

1367
01:19:47,517 --> 01:19:49,383
                             NO.

1368
01:19:49,385 --> 01:19:51,385
MAYBE SHE DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEANT.

1369
01:19:51,387 --> 01:19:53,387
          NO, SHE KNOWS FOR SURE
          WHAT'S UP.

1370
01:19:53,389 --> 01:19:57,224
            I'M GONNA BRING IT
            UP IN ABOUT A MONTH.

1371
01:19:57,226 --> 01:19:58,893
I'M PROUD OF YOU.

1372
01:19:58,895 --> 01:20:00,327
                         THANKS.

1373
01:20:00,329 --> 01:20:02,263
        THERE'S A PARTY
        AT THE LOFT ON SATURDAY.

1374
01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:04,031
           YOU SHOULD BRING THAT
           WAITER, BRENDAN.

1375
01:20:04,033 --> 01:20:06,867
UM, I WOULD, BUT I KINDA
WANT TO SEE IF JACQUES

1376
01:20:06,869 --> 01:20:08,202
AND FELICIA TRY TO SEDUCE ME.

1377
01:20:08,204 --> 01:20:09,937
        IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

1378
01:20:09,939 --> 01:20:11,205
      I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK
      THEY'RE SWINGERS.

1379
01:20:11,207 --> 01:20:12,540
I JUST GET THAT VIBE.

1380
01:20:12,542 --> 01:20:15,075
YOU SHOULD INVITE
THAT GAY LAWYER.

1381
01:20:15,077 --> 01:20:16,310
DID YOU GUYS TOUCH TONGUES?

1382
01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:17,511
                  NO, WE DIDN'T,

1383
01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:19,280
            AND IT ACTUALLY HURT
            MY FEELINGS.

1384
01:20:19,282 --> 01:20:21,248
NO, YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD

1385
01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:23,217
WHO GO ON FIRST DATES
THAT ARE PERFECTLY GREAT,

1386
01:20:23,219 --> 01:20:25,119
AND THEN THEY WAIT A WHILE
BEFORE THEY ENGAGE

1387
01:20:25,121 --> 01:20:26,287
IN SEXUAL CONTACT.

1388
01:20:26,289 --> 01:20:27,855
              THAT'S DISGUSTING.

1389
01:20:27,857 --> 01:20:32,293
I KNOW, I THINK IT ALL HAPPENS
OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK.

1390
01:20:32,295 --> 01:20:34,094
             MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

1391
01:21:15,270 --> 01:21:17,872
WHEN HE TEXTS ME,
IT'S LIKE HE ONLY TEXTS ME

1392
01:21:17,874 --> 01:21:19,073
USING EMOTICONS.

1393
01:21:19,075 --> 01:21:20,241
WHY CAN'T YOU
USE YOUR WORDS?

1394
01:21:20,243 --> 01:21:21,542
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

1395
01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:25,346
I THINK THAT HE THINKS THAT
THAT IS LIKE CUTE.

1396
01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:27,648
I AND LIKE...