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- __Kaguya wants to :KaguyaShock: or Shirogane wants to :ShiroDed:__
- *Scene: Student Council room with only Kaguya and Ishigami. Ishigami brushes past Kaguya and notices the Discord icon on her phone*
- Ishigami:
- Oh, Shinomiya-senpai, you have Discord?
- Kaguya:
- Yeah, I do.
- Narrator:
- Discord Servers.
- Originally designed for gaming clans, this social media application is now used for a variety of internet communities.
- Most people use Discord with an innocent intention. However, there is always the questionable few in every community.
- Kaguya:
- I only got it because one of my friends uses it for her dance group.
- She suggested to create a server with the rest of the council to help people who have problems.
- Ishigami:
- That’s a great idea, Shinomiya-senpai!
- Since you have Discord now, I’ll invite you to the Kaguya-sama server.
- *On Kaguya’s phone is presented a Discord invite to the Kaguya-sama: Love is War Discord server*
- Kaguya:
- What? Why is there a server with my name on it? (internal monologue: how could they use my name like that!)
- Ishigami:
- Oh, Kose-san and Kino-san made the server in praise of your accomplishments as vice-president in the student council.
- However, the server just became the general Shuchiin Academy server. I guess they just never changed the name. (monologue: must be nice to have a lot of fans)
- Kaguya:
- I see. I guess there is no problem with that, although I feel uncomfortable with my name being the name of the server. I’ll ask if they can change it later.
- *Kaguya’s phone is presented with a welcome message from the bot. The welcome message contains a picture of Kaguya in her signature “oo kawaii koto” pose.*
- Kaguya:
- Wow, this server really is about me.
- *A user named Arian begins typing a personal welcome message*
- Kaguya:
- Hey, Arian seems like a nice person. He’s helping me with navigating the server!
- Ishigami:
- Yeah, Arian’s a nice guy.
- Narrator:
- Most welcoming messages when joining Discord servers for the first time are insincere - normally copied and pasted messages impersonal to the person being welcomed.
- However, Arian hand types his messages and even includes a little emote to show that he is doing this out of his own will.
- *Fujiwara walks in the room*
- Fuji:
- Hey guys! Kaguya, it’s weird seeing you on your phone in school. What are you doing?
- Kaguya:
- Oh, Ishigami-kun just invited me to my Discord server. It’s quite ni-
- *sudden shock from Fuji*
- Fuji:
- YOUR DISCORD SERVER?
- NO! DON’T JOIN! IT’S A SOURCE OF PURE EVIL! IT’S TERRIFYING! EVERYONE THERE LIKES TO LEWD ANIME CHARACTERS!!
- Ishigami:
- Fujiwara-senpai, not everyone on the server is like that. They’re all contained in the NSFW channels anyway. Just make sure to stay away from-
- *Kaguya is standing shocked. She clicked on the “fanart-and-media” channel. The first image she sees is a picture of her and Shirogane kissing*
- Ishigami:
- What’s wrong, Shinomiya-senpai?
- Kaguya:
- (internal monologue: Why is there art of me and Shirogane?)
- *she recollects her senses*
- O-oh it’s nothing. Just confused about navigating the server.
- Narrator:
- Kaguya realised that she could use this to her advantage.
- Kaguya:
- (monologue: If I can get the prez to see this image, seeing his face get flustered will be hilarious!)
- Narrator:
- All Kaguya has to do now is get Shirogane on the server.
- Fuji:
- Have you seen the fan-art of Kaguya-san and Shirogane-san?! It’s Lewd! LEWD!
- Kaguya:
- Damnit, of course she knows about this! I just gotta let her not tell the prez about it.
- Fujiwara-san, I’d prefer if you were quiet about this.
- Fuji:
- Kaguya-san, are you not embarrassed by this?!
- Kaguya:
- Not really, if anything I think it’s cute that these people like to think we’re in a relationship
- And it’s not doing me or the president any harm, so I’m fine with it.
- *Shirogane walks in*
- Shirogane:
- Oh, everyone’s here. Why are you all on your phones?
- Fuji:
- (internal monologue: okay boomer)
- Ishigami:
- Oh, we’re in Shinomiya-senpai’s Discord server. I remember inviting you some time ago but you never joined.
- Narrator:
- Shirogane was too accustomed to Line to use Discord. He uses Line religiously and converting him from Line to Discord is the equivalent of converting a Team-speak user to Skype.
- Shirogane:
- Oh, I never noticed. I do have Discord downloaded, but I never had a purpose for it.
- *Shirogane opens Discord and clicks the invite link sent by Ishigami*
- Shirogane:
- Hey, this is pretty neat. I like it.
- Fuji:
- PRES, NOT YOU TOO!!
- Ishigami:
- Fujiwara-senpai, for the last time, everything that is evil is contained in the server! It’s fine!
- *A text box is next to Ishigami that says Ishigami: Frequently browses the NSFW channels in the server*
- *Shirogane is frozen as well, he clicked on the fanart-and-media channel and saw the same image of him and Kaguya kissing*
- Shirogane:
- (Internal monologue: Damnit, did the secret get leaked!? No, it couldn’t have, Kaguya wouldn’t tell anyone and give up her pride. However, I might be able to get her to see this. Seeing her flustered is quite cute, after all!)
- Narrator:
- Unlike Line, Discord doesn’t have a read flag. Therefore, neither of them know that the other has actually already read the message!
- Fuji:
- Ach! Why am I muted on this server?
- Ishigami:
- It’s because you wouldn’t shut up about Oregairu and 5toubou. I had to mute you for your inconsideration.
- Fuji:
- Ishigami-kun! You’re so mean!!!
- *Kaguya and Shirogane stare at their phone with devious intent. Shirogane looks up*
- Shirogane:
- Shinomiya-san, have you seen the fanar-
- *Suddenly, a new picture pops up. It’s a picture of Kaguya and Shirogane undressed and in the bathtub together!*
- *Kaguya gets flustered and runs out of the room*
- Kaguya: Lewd! This server is lewd!!
- *Kaguya drops her phone*
- Ishigami: Shinomiya-senpai!
- Shirogane:
- (internal monologue: Hehe, she probably saw that piece and dropped her phone in shock! haha!)
- *Fuji picks up the phone and sees a new message. It’s a yuri piece between Fuji and Kaguya*
- Fuji:
- AH! I TOLD YOU! THIS COUNTRY IS LEWD! AND YURI NONETHELESS!
- Shirogane:
- (internal monologue: Wait, that picture wasn’t yuri! It must be a new image. I gotta see what it is.)
- *Shirogane opens up the piece. He feints at the sight of Kaguya and Fuji kissing*
- Fuji:
- Ishigami! Moderate your server better!!
- Ishigami:
- I can’t be on the server 24/7! Stop blaming me for this school’s lewdness!
- Narrator:
- Today’s battle: The Discord Server wins.
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