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  1. %MYTH Blanca joined
  2. [22:20:38] %MYTH Blanca: Hey everyone! I was told to get on here for some reason
  3. [22:21:33] IntSys: Some reasons, being character development apparently
  4. [22:21:40] %MYTH Blanca: Acera seems like she'd be a good mother. Jman didn't want to be a girl though, which is sad.
  5. [22:21:54] IntSys: She'd make the worst role model though :V
  6. [22:22:18] Sceptilespy: idk, harming people when you don't get your way
  7. [22:22:26] Sceptilespy: sounds responsible enough
  8. [22:23:02] %MYTH Blanca: I also don't know what it takes to be a good mother. I'm not too interested in children but maybe I'll get one somehow in a few years. It's fun being 33 and unmarried though, especially when you look 15!
  9. [22:23:17] @MYTH Cordelia: Blanca are you some kind of cougar
  10. [22:23:27] %MYTH Blanca: .
  11. [22:23:28] Sceptilespy: mmmm
  12. [22:23:35] %MYTH Blanca: I guess?
  13. [22:24:03] %MYTH Blanca: Sceptile don't get any ideas, I'd rather marry Skala over you.
  14. [22:24:15] %MYTH Blanca: And he's my cousin! We're also not from Alabama
  15. [22:24:22] Sceptilespy: "Sceptilespy's self esteem dropped to 0!"
  16. [22:24:34] %MYTH Blanca: or whatever state is known for cousin banging
  17. [22:24:50] Sceptilespy: :[
  18. [22:24:54] %MYTH Blanca: Well if you try and make more of an effort than "mmmm"
  19. [22:25:01] %MYTH Blanca: I might consider it
  20. [22:25:09] IntSys: https://bs.phncdn.com/insights-static//wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pornhub-insights-us-top-search-terms-map.png
  21. [22:25:11] IntSys: related?
  22. [22:25:30] %MYTH Blanca: Although probably not, I'm more picky with Acera men-wise aside from casual shit
  23. [22:25:40] %MYTH Blanca: or is the word than?
  24. [22:25:54] Sceptilespy: i believe i'd be a great husband despite being in school
  25. [22:26:01] Sceptilespy: there has to be some place where it's legal
  26. [22:26:02] %MYTH Blanca: I dunno but this college party stuff is actually kind of fun
  27. [22:26:04] Sceptilespy: like uganda
  28. [22:26:21] Sceptilespy: do u kno de wae
  29. [22:26:51] %MYTH Blanca: Step Sister/Mother isn't technically incest
  30. [22:27:08] %MYTH Blanca: I kno de wae into people
  31. [22:27:12] %MYTH Blanca: 's pants
  32. [22:27:35] Sceptilespy: useful skill
  33. [22:27:55] IntSys: That must have looked good on your resume.
  34. [22:28:12] Sceptilespy: DW: "ok so you're good enough with electric types, anything else"
  35. [22:28:15] %MYTH Blanca: Anyways some guy wants a dance. I'm gonna jet now and hope he doesn't look into my wallet! Maybe I'll bring one home~
  36. [22:28:22] %MYTH Blanca: I run a fencing dojo
  37. [22:28:33] #Saint DW: That's basically all
  38. Epicc11 left
  39. [22:28:55] Sceptilespy: rip
  40. [22:29:04] Sceptilespy: i tried fencing in 6th grade
  41. [22:29:11] Sceptilespy: i quit fencing in 6th grade
  42. [22:29:56] #Saint DW: >When Blanca is 33
  43. [22:30:05] #Saint DW: Could've sworn her ID said 26
  44. [22:30:17] %MYTH Blanca: 26, 33 pfft
  45. [22:30:17] Sceptilespy: maybe she's actually 9
  46. [22:30:22] %MYTH Blanca: Hey I've had a few drinks
  47. [22:30:30] %MYTH Blanca: 26's right though!
  48. [22:30:48] • %MYTH Blanca kicks a guy in the sack
  49. [22:31:02] %MYTH Blanca: He's getting a little too touchy with me
  50. [22:31:18] @MYTH Cordelia: Blanca where tf are you
  51. [22:31:22] %MYTH Blanca: like
  52. [22:31:25] Sceptilespy: no children for him
  53. [22:31:28] %MYTH Blanca: 10 blocks away
  54. [22:31:49] @MYTH Cordelia: Can I get a birthday present
  55. [22:31:57] IntSys: well
  56. [22:32:05] IntSys: one kick isn't enough to do him in
  57. [22:32:10] %MYTH Blanca: What do you mean by-oh I didn't think you were into m-
  58. [22:32:14] %MYTH Blanca: oh
  59. [22:32:17] Sceptilespy: please do not suggest violence in the balls :[
  60. [22:32:22] %MYTH Blanca: Sure!
  61. [22:32:39] %MYTH Blanca: I'll bring a few packages over too
  62. [22:32:56] IntSys: drugs?
  63. [22:32:58] %MYTH Blanca: But just this once since it's your birthday
  64. [22:33:03] Sceptilespy: bibles obviously int
  65. [22:33:10] %MYTH Blanca: I don't need your wife or her sister creeping on me
  66. [22:33:21] %MYTH Blanca: especially her sister
  67. [22:33:33] %MYTH Blanca: if she does, I'm getting with Skala just to piss her off
  68. [22:33:45] %MYTH Blanca: ..I think he has a hard on for me
  69. [22:33:59] IntSys: Christ.
  70. [22:34:05] Sceptilespy: this is not okay
  71. [22:34:09] %MYTH Blanca: He says cousin but it's like Kukui when we're really just close friends!
  72. [22:34:21] %MYTH Blanca: ..actually maybe 5th cousins
  73. [22:34:23] %MYTH Blanca: I forget
  74. [22:34:48] %MYTH Blanca: packages, as in you know
  75. [22:34:59] %MYTH Blanca: slang term for a certain gender's privates
  76. [22:35:27] IntSys: You said plural so I should judge
  77. [22:35:38] #Saint DW: You're like 5th cousins due to that family tree Skala handed me
  78. [22:35:46] #Saint DW: It's good but you might get looks
  79. [22:35:49] • #Saint DW points to Int
  80. [22:35:59] %MYTH Blanca: Good, he better stare
  81. [22:36:38] %MYTH Blanca: Well Int, I want to make that present a even better one than the typical
  82. [22:37:00] %MYTH Blanca: ..Maybe I'll actually get into it a bit better
  83. [22:37:12] %MYTH Blanca: Anyways back to dancing! Toodles~
  84. %MYTH Blanca left
  85. [22:37:18] Sceptilespy: wow even skala gets more action then i do
  86. [22:37:43] #Saint DW: Well now we know why b00ty got ignored
  87. [22:37:46] #Saint DW: -
  88. [22:38:02] Sceptilespy: lol
  89. [22:38:07] @MYTH Cordelia: number 22 is gonna be good
  90. [22:38:16] @MYTH Cordelia: ..Maybe I'll make this into a tradition
  91. [22:38:19] @MYTH Cordelia: mm
  92. [22:38:36] @MYTH Cordelia: And don't judge me, Blanca is adorbs
  93. [22:38:43] @MYTH Cordelia: Not as adorbs as Acera
  94. [22:38:44] Sceptilespy: 10/10 would nut
  95. [22:38:49] @MYTH Cordelia: same
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