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  1. [2019-01-16 20:09:51] [Output] : ★ There would be a bag of sawzall blades in the passenger seat. ((Bodhi Ryan))
  2. [2019-01-16 20:10:02] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: 'Sup?
  3. [2019-01-16 20:10:09] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Yardi know what the fuck's going on.
  4. [2019-01-16 20:10:23] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson leans into the passenger side of the Murcielago, grabbing the bag.
  5. [2019-01-16 20:11:11] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Alright, let's get this shit going.
  6. [2019-01-16 20:11:55] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson plops herself down into the driver's seat, twisting the key to "ON"
  7. [2019-01-16 20:11:59] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson rolls all four windows down.
  8. [2019-01-16 20:12:14] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson twists the key to "OFF", slipping it out of the barrel and into her pocket.
  9. [2019-01-16 20:12:45] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: So, I guess we'll just hack the top of the windshield frame and then both c-pillars.
  10. [2019-01-16 20:12:53] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Bish bash bosh, top's off. Convertible Crown Majesta.
  11. [2019-01-16 20:12:55] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Wait, what.
  12. [2019-01-16 20:13:28] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: You didn't read my entire text?
  13. [2019-01-16 20:13:32] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Wow, you're a freak.
  14. [2019-01-16 20:14:09] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: It didn't go through.
  15. [2019-01-16 20:14:12] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: At like, all.
  16. [2019-01-16 20:14:13] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Shit.
  17. [2019-01-16 20:14:22] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Get 5G you cheapskate.
  18. [2019-01-16 20:14:25] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Anyways.
  19. [2019-01-16 20:14:46] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson picks up the Ryobi sawzall, unpackaging one of the many blades Bodhi brought along.
  20. [2019-01-16 20:14:52] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson secures it into the sawzall.
  21. [2019-01-16 20:15:13] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson plugs the sawzall into the wall, revving it up for good measure with an electronic whir.
  22. [2019-01-16 20:15:26] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson climbs up onto the hood of the Crown Majesta.
  23. [2019-01-16 20:15:44] [Output] : ★ All four doors are open for reference, and these cars have pillarless doors meaning-- ((Lisa Henderson))
  24. [2019-01-16 20:15:53] [Output] : ★ -- there's no b-pillar to deal with. ((Lisa Henderson))
  25. [2019-01-16 20:16:29] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson lines the zawzall up with the top left of the windshield frame in the front of the --
  26. [2019-01-16 20:16:33] [Output] : ★ -- passenger doorframe. ((Lisa Henderson))
  27. [2019-01-16 20:17:45] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson squeezes the trigger, slowly beginning to cut through to the opposite side of the --
  28. [2019-01-16 20:17:51] [Output] : ★ -- roof. ((Lisa Henderson))
  29. [2019-01-16 20:18:33] [Output] : ★ About 1/4 way through the cut, the blade snaps. ((Lisa Henderson))
  30. [2019-01-16 20:18:36] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson shouts: FUCK!
  31. [2019-01-16 20:18:39] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson shouts: BLADE FOCKED ME!
  32. [2019-01-16 20:18:51] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson shouts: Bodhi!
  33. [2019-01-16 20:18:58] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson shouts: What brand are these you cheap FUCK?!
  34. [2019-01-16 20:19:14] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Uhhhh...
  35. [2019-01-16 20:19:26] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: They were the first ones I saw at ACE.
  36. [2019-01-16 20:19:34] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: You're a scumbag, just want you to know.
  37. [2019-01-16 20:19:38] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson hops down off the hood, grimacing.
  38. [2019-01-16 20:19:50] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson removes the broken blade from the Ryobi sawzall, replacing it with a new one.
  39. [2019-01-16 20:19:57] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: But you're cutting the roof off a Crown Majesta.
  40. [2019-01-16 20:20:03] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Thing's JUNK.
  41. [2019-01-16 20:20:13] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson hops back up onto the hood, continuing the cut.
  42. [2019-01-16 20:20:32] [Output] : ★ After around three more minutes of horrid vibrations and metallic grinding sounds -- ((Lisa Henderson))
  43. [2019-01-16 20:20:54] [Output] : ★ -- from the sawzall blade and roof; the cut is complete. ((Lisa Henderson))
  44. [2019-01-16 20:21:03] [Output] : ★ The roof is now seperated from the windshield frame. ((Lisa Henderson))
  45. [2019-01-16 20:21:05] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Hell-fucking-yeah.
  46. [2019-01-16 20:22:17] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson hops down off the hood, walking down the length of the car to the rear left --
  47. [2019-01-16 20:22:23] [Output] : ★ -- c-pillar. ((Lisa Henderson))
  48. [2019-01-16 20:22:31] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Huh, guess this window has to go.
  49. [2019-01-16 20:22:34] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Hol' up.
  50. [2019-01-16 20:22:45] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson sets the sawzall down, walking over to the trash bin.
  51. [2019-01-16 20:23:01] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson pulls out the ball-peen hammer from the previous exhaust hanger escapade.
  52. [2019-01-16 20:23:15] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson digs around for a moment, eventually remvoing a scuffed looking NGK motorcycle sparkplug.
  53. [2019-01-16 20:23:20] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Oh fuck yes.
  54. [2019-01-16 20:23:37] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Let's do some roleplay yeah? This sparkplug is me and the hammer is my dad.
  55. [2019-01-16 20:23:47] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson sets the sparkplug down onto the floor, reeling her right arm back.
  56. [2019-01-16 20:23:47] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan cocks his brow.
  57. [2019-01-16 20:24:14] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson strikes the porcelain as hard as she can with the hammer--shattering it.
  58. [2019-01-16 20:24:40] [Output] : ★ The porcelain shatters. ((Lisa Henderson))
  59. [2019-01-16 20:24:45] [Output] : ★ Into FIFTY MILLION PIECES. ((Lisa Henderson))
  60. [2019-01-16 20:24:47] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Oh.
  61. [2019-01-16 20:25:22] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson underhand pitches the ball-peen hammer back into the trash bin.
  62. [2019-01-16 20:25:28] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson picks up a piece of porcelain.
  63. [2019-01-16 20:25:41] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: That window yeah? Pretending it's Johnny Philipps FAT HEAD.
  64. [2019-01-16 20:25:52] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Who?
  65. [2019-01-16 20:25:58] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson overhand MLB style pitches the porcelain chunk at the bottom left corner of the rear glass.
  66. [2019-01-16 20:25:59] [Output] : ((OOC Luck)) Lisa Henderson tries their luck from 1 to 100 and gets 89.
  67. [2019-01-16 20:26:01] [Output] : ((OOC Chance at 89%)) Lisa Henderson's attempt has succeeded.
  68. [2019-01-16 20:26:05] [Output] : ★ The rear window shatters. ((Lisa Henderson))
  69. [2019-01-16 20:26:08] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Some prick I dunno.
  70. [2019-01-16 20:26:47] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Right well, that's out of the way. We can vaccuum up the glass and shit later.
  71. [2019-01-16 20:26:50] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Or not, who cares.
  72. [2019-01-16 20:27:45] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson walks back over to the sawzall--picking it up.
  73. [2019-01-16 20:28:00] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson squeezes the trigger, beginning to cut through the rear left c-pillar from the inside-out.
  74. [2019-01-16 20:28:11] [Output] : ★ About 3/4 way through the cut, the blade breaks. ((Lisa Henderson))
  75. [2019-01-16 20:28:26] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson stares blankly at the baby end of the blade flopping back and forth on the end of her tool.
  76. [2019-01-16 20:28:31] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Wh... What the fuck is this shit?
  77. [2019-01-16 20:28:39] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson releases the trigger.
  78. [2019-01-16 20:28:55] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson huffs, removing the broken blade from the sawzall.
  79. [2019-01-16 20:29:09] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson grabs another shit tier blade, locking it onto the sawzall.
  80. [2019-01-16 20:29:16] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson completes the cut of the rear left c-pillar.
  81. [2019-01-16 20:29:28] [Output] : ★ The rear left c-pillar is now a seperate entity as the car. ((Lisa Henderson))
  82. [2019-01-16 20:29:54] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Would you like to do the honors of the final cut?
  83. [2019-01-16 20:30:06] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson holds out the sawzall like a gauntlet, taking a knee infront of Bodhi.
  84. [2019-01-16 20:30:25] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Absolutely.
  85. [2019-01-16 20:30:28] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Hell yeah.
  86. [2019-01-16 20:30:37] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan accepts the Sawzall with a smile.
  87. [2019-01-16 20:32:17] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan says then revs it up, walking over to the rear right corner of the car's roofline.
  88. [2019-01-16 20:33:07] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan eyeballs the bottom of the C Pillar, solomnly nodding.
  89. [2019-01-16 20:33:16] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan whispers: Pee is stored in the balls.
  90. [2019-01-16 20:33:38] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan revs up the Swazall, then starts the cut from the broken window towards the door.
  91. [2019-01-16 20:33:51] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Hey, shouldn't we be like, wearing masks for this?
  92. [2019-01-16 20:33:58] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson shrugs.
  93. [2019-01-16 20:34:01] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Probably.
  94. [2019-01-16 20:34:16] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Eh. I'm statisically going to be dead before I'm 50 anyways.
  95. [2019-01-16 20:34:31] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson laughs, wheezing slightly as she exhales.
  96. [2019-01-16 20:34:34] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan continues the cut, frowning as the cheap ass blade takes its god damn time.
  97. [2019-01-16 20:34:37] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Not bad.
  98. [2019-01-16 20:35:05] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Man, were these blades made by socialists?
  99. [2019-01-16 20:35:11] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: They sound good but don't fucking work.
  100. [2019-01-16 20:35:17] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Imagine that, woah.
  101. [2019-01-16 20:35:25] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Just like rotaries.
  102. [2019-01-16 20:35:38] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan would be about 2/3rds done with the cut by now.
  103. [2019-01-16 20:36:06] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: If that blade doesn't break I'll give you $100,000.
  104. [2019-01-16 20:36:10] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: So, have you done anything to your 86 since I did the cage n shit?
  105. [2019-01-16 20:36:11] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson lowkey crosses her fingers behind her back.
  106. [2019-01-16 20:36:32] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Haven't yet no. Just been trying to make it not lean out.
  107. [2019-01-16 20:36:36] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Thassabout it.
  108. [2019-01-16 20:36:41] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Huh. Stock injectors or?
  109. [2019-01-16 20:36:58] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: And I don't think this blade is going to break. YOu've gotta be gentle wi-
  110. [2019-01-16 20:37:01] [Output] : ★ The blade breaks. ((Bodhi Ryan))
  111. [2019-01-16 20:37:04] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Fuck.
  112. [2019-01-16 20:37:16] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson chuckles.
  113. [2019-01-16 20:37:56] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan pulls out like Backpack's parents should have done, frowning at the broken blade.
  114. [2019-01-16 20:38:10] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: That's a big chungus alright.
  115. [2019-01-16 20:38:22] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan disconnects the blade, tossing it towards the trash can.
  116. [2019-01-16 20:38:23] [Output] : ((OOC Luck)) Bodhi Ryan tries their luck from 1 to 100 and gets 89.
  117. [2019-01-16 20:38:27] [Output] : ((OOC Chance at 89%)) Bodhi Ryan's attempt has succeeded.
  118. [2019-01-16 20:38:37] [Output] : ★ The blade flawlessly sinks in. ((Bodhi Ryan))
  119. [2019-01-16 20:38:41] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Ooooh.
  120. [2019-01-16 20:38:43] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Sweet.
  121. [2019-01-16 20:38:44] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Nothin' but net.
  122. [2019-01-16 20:39:24] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan steps forward and around the doors, grabbing another blade fromt he bag.
  123. [2019-01-16 20:39:48] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan then clasps it in, revving up the Cartel Kidnapper Knife(TM) before walking back.
  124. [2019-01-16 20:40:46] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan starts the cut again, fingers mentally crossed in hopes of finishing out on this blade.
  125. [2019-01-16 20:42:30] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan then finishes it out, huffing.
  126. [2019-01-16 20:42:37] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: So, do we just lift the roof off or?
  127. [2019-01-16 20:42:41] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Yuh.
  128. [2019-01-16 20:42:49] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Yuh.
  129. [2019-01-16 20:42:55] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson tosses Bodhi a pair of Mechanix gloves from the workbench.
  130. [2019-01-16 20:43:02] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson grabs a pair for herself, slipping them on.
  131. [2019-01-16 20:43:05] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan turns on his heels, setting the sawzall down on the top of a nearby toolbox.
  132. [2019-01-16 20:43:12] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Can't let my homies get cut.
  133. [2019-01-16 20:43:13] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan slips on the gloves he's tossed.
  134. [2019-01-16 20:43:21] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Oh shit, the airsofter special.
  135. [2019-01-16 20:43:27] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson grabs the lefthand side of the roof.
  136. [2019-01-16 20:43:29] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Ayyyyy.
  137. [2019-01-16 20:43:39] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Can we toss this off Star Tower?
  138. [2019-01-16 20:43:49] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan takes hold of the right side of the roof; he's used to holding big heavy things.
  139. [2019-01-16 20:43:54] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Hopefully it strikes and kills Johnny Philipps.
  140. [2019-01-16 20:43:57] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: I mean, we could use it as a ramp?
  141. [2019-01-16 20:44:03] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Good thinking.
  142. [2019-01-16 20:44:08] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Toss it under the loft over here then.
  143. [2019-01-16 20:44:10] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: This town /really/ needs a skatepark.
  144. [2019-01-16 20:44:14] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Yuh.
  145. [2019-01-16 20:44:16] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: On three.
  146. [2019-01-16 20:44:21] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Wait.
  147. [2019-01-16 20:44:27] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: One, tw-
  148. [2019-01-16 20:44:28] [Output] : [English] Bodhi Ryan says: Three two one go or just three two one?
  149. [2019-01-16 20:44:33] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Go on when I say three.
  150. [2019-01-16 20:44:36] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: One.
  151. [2019-01-16 20:44:38] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Two.
  152. [2019-01-16 20:44:39] [Output] : [English] Lisa Henderson says: Three.
  153. [2019-01-16 20:44:48] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan huffs, hoisting up the roof on his side.
  154. [2019-01-16 20:45:03] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson grunts, lifting the roof upwards, beginning to sidestep towards the back of the car.
  155. [2019-01-16 20:45:21] [Output] : ★ Bodhi Ryan follows suit, carefully eyeballing Lisa's cleavage I mean her movements haha
  156. [2019-01-16 20:45:26] [Output] : ★ The roof has been removed. ((Lisa Henderson))
  157. [2019-01-16 20:45:29] [Output] : ★ bro isn't bodhi gay ((Lisa Henderson))
  158. [2019-01-16 20:45:39] [Output] : ★ yeah but everyone can appreciate titties ((Bodhi Ryan))
  159. [2019-01-16 20:45:43] [Output] : ★ fair point man aha ((Lisa Henderson))
  160. [2019-01-16 20:45:54] [Output] : ★ Lisa Henderson gently sets the roof down with the help of Bodhi_Ryan.
  161. [2019-01-16 20:45:54] [Output] : ★ some people just dont want to be accused of cheating when they take .2 seconds too long ((Bodhi Ryan))
  162. [2019-01-16 20:46:07] [Output] : ★ k lemme edit these logs so Andy_Sims can sort us out. ((Lisa Henderson))
  163. [2019-01-16 20:46:12] [Output] : ★ x ((Bodhi Ryan))
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