SSJ Party

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  1. [20:13:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> LAST TIME ON DON AND LARI
  2. [20:16:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa apparently madea  pact with a demon or something?  And Don spent the whole session running around trying to make sure Larissa doesn't DIE.  And now you have access to the whole hallway, although you don't have keys to all the doors, unfortunately.  Don and Lari decide to try out the room they skipped!  AS they open the door they see...
  3. [20:16:56] <Larissa> (we saw session end)
  4. [20:17:01] <Larissa> (i assume this game has consistency)
  5. [20:17:03] <Larissa> (so good session guys)
  6. [20:17:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A...mountain path?  In daylight, even, even though the rest of this place is obviously in night.   Huh.
  7. [20:17:23] <Larissa> (infinite loop room was the deadliest of traps D: )
  8. [20:19:03] <Kraken> (The stairs from Mario 64 but they also loop when going down. Ohshi)
  9. [20:21:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Still wanna' check out the mountain path?  There's a very steep drop on the edge of the path, and the mountain looks like its been rained on recently, so the side of the cliff is likely slippery.
  10. [20:24:07] <DJ> "...Uh."  DJ just stares.  No idea how the fuck.
  11. [20:27:40] <Larissa> "What."
  12. [20:27:47] <Larissa> 1d100 mage sight
  13. [20:27:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, mage sight: 70 [1d100=70]
  14. [20:28:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Sure is a mountain.
  15. [20:29:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Over the cliff you can see a forest.  An...unnaturally
  16. [20:30:59] <Larissa> "Alex, is this normal?"
  17. [20:32:54] <DJ> "That's, uh...  That's definitely not what's supposed to be there.  Unless there's a mountain behind the power plant."  he looks backaround the hallway.  "I...  Somehow doubt we're getting any closer to the way out of here."
  18. [20:33:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She pops up.  "Huh.  Well, I ran into a spot like this before I died too, there was an entire island behind one of the doors!  It was really weird."
  19. [20:35:20] <Larissa> "There isn't a mountain in the middle of the city, no."
  20. [20:36:06] <Larissa> "I guess this place is so far from reality that these doors could lead to entirely different... worlds, or something like that.
  21. [20:36:07] <Larissa> "
  22. [20:38:15] <DJ> "This is all fucked.  Can't you just make another magic thing to take us out of here?"
  23. [20:40:26] <Larissa> "Another magic thing?"
  24. [20:44:56] <Larissa> (aori do we get music, or is your terrible internet so terrible that music would be difficult to get? D: )
  25. [20:45:37] <DJ> "When we were at the actual power plant, you did some kinda magic shit and it brought us here.  Can't you just do it again and take us back?"
  26. [20:45:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Hey Roara, I'm downloading a random thing on the internet right now, it's a 15 MB file, Chrome is saying it'll take over an hour to get 8D)
  27. [20:45:57] <Anise> (8D)
  28. [20:45:58] <Larissa> (so we get music? :D yay)
  29. [20:46:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (The internet here usually isn't THIS bad, but it's really...spotty.)
  30. [20:46:44] <Larissa> "I... it might be reversible, but..."
  31. [20:47:11] <Larissa> Authentic thaumaturgy to try and figure out how to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow?
  32. [20:47:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Go for it.
  33. [20:47:31] <Larissa> 1d100
  34. [20:47:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, 1d100: 71 [1d100=71]
  35. [20:47:39] <Larissa> (oh noo i fa-flip flop, succeess)
  36. [20:49:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You're starting to think there was something else interfering with your initial spell and overriding it, and whatever it is, it'd likely still be here, as the symbological pillars of this place.  You'd have to disrupt whatever it was that fucked up your spell to get back here.
  37. [20:50:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> *there
  38. [20:50:36] <Larissa> "The thing is, it wasn't my spell that took us here, so we'd have to find whatever did bring us here, and reverse that."
  39. [20:54:43] * Larissa is totally looking down in quiet, slightly annoyed thought.
  40. [20:56:54] <DJ> "Well, what brought us here?  It isn't something we've already seen, is it?"
  41. [20:58:48] <Larissa> "Furfur did."
  42. [21:00:46] <DJ> "...What?"
  43. [21:01:52] <Larissa> "An Earl of Hell, and apparently the demon of love, storms, tempests, blasts, and secrets."
  44. [21:02:24] * Larissa says this quiet and idly, almost as if she were busy doing something. NOTHING SUSPICIOUS AT ALL
  45. [21:02:32] <Larissa> (oh shit that was supposed to be spoiler tagged)
  46. [21:02:45] <Larissa> (sry for the spoilers guys D: )
  47. [21:09:02] <DJ> DJ sighs.  "So, what you mean is we gotta find and kill this demon dude, and we'll be free?  How do we find him?"
  48. [21:09:18] <Larissa> "That's impossible."
  49. [21:10:05] <Larissa> "And I don't think killing him would even work. Maybe if we killed all of Hell, we'd be able to break the rules."
  50. [21:10:07] <DJ> "You're joking, right?  We just walk through a door leading to a mountain, and you're talking about impossible?"
  51. [21:10:26] <Larissa> "No. In this case, it's definitely impossible. I made a deal with him, remember?"
  52. [21:10:44] <Larissa> "I probably won't be able to kill him for a long, long time."
  53. [21:11:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (BTW, my sister never drew anything for this because she fell asleep and forgot.)
  54. [21:11:55] <Larissa> (i assume you asked her to when we first started)
  55. [21:12:00] <Larissa> (and she's been asleep ever since)
  56. [21:12:21] <DJ> "Then what do you propose we do?  Find a nice, peaceful way to die so we can wait around with our already dead friend?"
  57. [21:12:35] <Giantree> (this whole campaign is just her dream)
  58. [21:12:40] <Giantree> (because 1,1naps are the devil)
  59. [21:12:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
  60. [21:13:11] <Larissa> "Not really. We could see what the mountain's about."
  61. [21:15:13] * DJ sighs again and looks at the path up.
  62. [21:15:17] <DJ> 1d100 hunch hax
  63. [21:15:17] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, hunch hax: 19 [1d100=19]
  64. [21:15:49] <Larissa> 1d100 LOOK FOR TRAPS what do mountain traps evne look like? bear traps? more wires? maybe an ambush?
  65. [21:15:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, LOOK FOR TRAPS what do mountain traps evne look like? bear traps? more wires? maybe an ambush?: 34 [1d100=34]
  66. [21:16:31] <Larissa> (fail D: )
  67. [21:16:39] <Larissa> (though its a mind success)
  68. [21:16:57] * DJ is totally using that roll for not slipping on the wet path.
  69. [21:17:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You don't see any traps, although you notice there's some caves in the side of the mountain along the path!  Might be worth exploring.
  70. [21:28:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (So what're you doing?  Oh, and Don walks PERFECTLY FINE and can keep Larissa steady enough that she doesn't need to roll for balance.)
  71. [21:28:38] <Larissa> (I guess we're traversing a HAZARDOUS MOUNTAIN PATH then)
  72. [21:29:02] <Larissa> Although Larissa is super worried about falling, and this fact is pretty obvious.
  73. [21:31:50] <Larissa> She lets DJ lead, since it seems like he's got this, but if he seems somehow completely unaware of the caves, she'll point them out if it seems necessary.
  74. [21:34:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's three little caves!  The first one...Notice checks~!
  75. [21:34:13] <Larissa> 1d100
  76. [21:34:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, 1d100: 70 [1d100=70]
  77. [21:34:29] <Larissa> (yeah that even fails my mind check if i've got penalties)
  78. [21:39:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Don?  Notice?
  79. [21:40:00] <Larissa> (did dave die D: )
  80. [21:40:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I'm wondering that too :/)
  81. [21:42:18] <DJ> 1d100 late
  82. [21:42:18] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, late: 53 [1d100=53]
  83. [21:42:28] <DJ> (woo success)
  84. [21:42:49] <DJ> (Anyway sorry, I is in distraction mode.)
  85. [21:42:59] <DJ> (was, anyway.)
  86. [21:45:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> OKAY
  87. [21:45:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So, Don notices that this cave seems to be part of a MAZE.  Where does the maze go?  You're not sure, but each of the caves are linked to part of the same maze.
  88. [21:47:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's no indication what this maze has inside.
  89. [21:48:27] <Larissa> "So... wanna stop and explore the cave, or just go straight to the woods?"
  90. [21:48:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The woods are
  91. [21:48:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Only accessible by falling down the sheer cliff to what you're pretty sure is sheer doom.
  92. [21:49:11] <Larissa> oh. I figured they were at the end of the path or something!
  93. [21:49:35] <Larissa> replace that with "So... wanna stop and explore the cave, or just keep going?"
  94. [21:49:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Sorry, yeah, I didn't make that clear enough.
  95. [21:50:04] <DJ> DJ peers into one of the caves.  "Looks like these caves form a network of tunnels, like a maze.  Cuz that's what we need right now."  He stops and scratches his head.  "Up to you.  Gonna be a pain in the ass whichever way we go."
  96. [21:57:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ANYWAY?
  97. [21:57:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Maze or not?
  98. [22:04:25] <Larissa> (oh shit. DJ said something to larissa and i missed it)
  99. [22:04:34] <DJ> ( :| )
  100. [22:04:40] <Larissa> (i was like, wait why is dave so silent)
  101. [22:06:02] <Larissa> "There might be demons or monsters in there... or more traps... but at least we won't fall to our deaths, I guess."
  102. [22:07:47] <DJ> "Traps?  In here?  I'd be shocked."  He heads to the cave, using that for his signal of intent.
  103. [22:08:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ALL RIGHT
  104. [22:08:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> WHAT'S YOUR MAZE STRATEGY
  105. [22:08:43] <DJ> is the ground consisting of something we can write letters in?
  106. [22:08:57] <DJ> Or uh, general writings
  107. [22:09:04] * Larissa follows along, looking for traps. Bear traps, trip wires, floor panel things that trigger when enough weight's pressed on them, trip wires, etc.
  108. [22:09:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Rock, but hey, I'm sure there's little stones you can etch in "Elbereth" with.
  109. [22:10:01] * Larissa also looks to see if she brought any chalk with her. IRL Roara would have chalk in his backpack at all times except he forgot to ever actually buy it. there're markers in there though, of all sorts of colors. except brown. brown died T_T
  110. [22:10:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Sure, there's chalk in there if you think it's reasonable for Larissa to be CRAZY PREPARED
  111. [22:10:45] <Larissa> (rip brown marker.)
  112. [22:10:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Any other tools you wanna' use for this maze?
  113. [22:10:56] <Larissa> (i imagine it might be useful for some of the rituals she hasn't learned yet)
  114. [22:11:10] <Larissa> (and also just drawing pentagrams and magic symbols on the ground for fun)
  115. [22:11:15] <DJ> (I imagine magic circles would be done in chalk)
  116. [22:11:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (^)
  117. [22:11:40] <Larissa> (yeah. i recall there being a magic circle or ten in the ritual room.)
  118. [22:12:14] <DJ> (I like how we're still paranthesizing)
  119. [22:12:27] <Larissa> to be fair, we probably dont have to parenthesize this stuff
  120. [22:12:30] <Larissa> since it's game-related
  121. [22:12:33] <DJ> Indeed.
  122. [22:12:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hyup.
  123. [22:12:49] * Larissa gets out some chalk yo.
  125. [22:13:03] <Larissa> (then i kept using them anyway)
  126. [22:14:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay, so you're using the
  127. [22:15:36] <DJ> "Okay so, do you still have the flashlight?"
  128. [22:16:35] * Larissa presumably has it if DJ isn't still holding it, since they probably needed it to get to the door.
  129. [22:17:31] <DJ> "Alright, on this entrance, put an arrow facing inward and the number 1.  on the wall, on the ground, whatever.""
  130. [22:18:11] * Larissa marks the entrance with a "1".
  131. [22:23:04] * Larissa will, in general, mark intersections, to show where they've come from and where they went.
  132. [22:23:10] <Larissa> If there are intersections.
  133. [22:23:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay!  Any other strategies you're using?
  134. [22:23:46] <Larissa> Also Larissa will just teleport to the end of the puzzle, skipping all the maze bullshit. she can do that right?
  135. [22:23:54] <DJ> What he said.  Mark intersections with which way they came from, and ascending numbers from the 1 on the entrance.
  136. [22:25:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> No she can't sorry
  137. [22:26:10] <Larissa> damn D:
  138. [22:26:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anything else?  Like anything for traps or whatever?
  139. [22:26:30] <Larissa> traps will probably be marked if they're not obvious yes
  140. [22:27:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay, NOTICE CHECKS OF COURSE
  141. [22:27:12] <DJ> I would think if the traps weren't obvious we'd fuck them up and die.
  142. [22:27:18] <DJ> 1d100 notice
  143. [22:27:19] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, notice: 83 [1d100=83]
  144. [22:27:22] <DJ> WOO
  145. [22:28:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa notice?
  146. [22:29:00] <Larissa> 1d100 oh right notice checks
  147. [22:29:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, oh right notice checks: 67 [1d100=67]
  148. [22:29:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And...
  149. [22:29:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Who's taking point?
  150. [22:29:23] <DJ> :(
  151. [22:31:51] <Larissa> Larissa politely lets DJ go first.
  152. [22:31:56] <DJ> ( :( means "probably DJ" btw)
  153. [22:31:59] <Larissa> because manners and not wanting to die
  154. [22:32:24] <Larissa> (ps you might wanna roll a hunch check, DJ)
  155. [22:32:43] <DJ> Too late.  Hunches can only be used before something.
  156. [22:33:04] <Larissa> i thought you could jut sort of do it
  157. [22:33:08] <Larissa> and then it's the next roll you make
  158. [22:33:12] <Larissa> that said
  159. [22:33:13] <Larissa> USE IT ANYWAY
  160. [22:33:14] <DJ> Yeah, and it'll affect the next roll.
  161. [22:33:25] <Larissa> just trust me on this, as someone who has roleplayed a roara
  162. [22:33:34] <DJ> If I hunched now, I'd have to wait for the next time I'd roll to try to use it.
  163. [22:33:54] <Larissa> 1d100 oh btw mage sight
  164. [22:33:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, oh btw mage sight: 91 [1d100=91]
  165. [22:34:11] <Larissa> (i'll save aori the trouble D: )
  166. [22:34:13] <Larissa> (sure is a cave D: )
  167. [22:34:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As you walk along and take a step after a certain turn, there's a rumble and A BUNCH OF FUCKOFF LIGHTS GOING ALL OVER THE PLACE.  Suddenly the cave walls reveal TONS OF LITTLE RED LIGHTS, AND A LOUD BEEPING!
  168. [22:34:48] <Larissa> "What."
  169. [22:35:14] <Larissa> "Let's just leave and forget this place ever existed."
  170. [22:35:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You realize now, since you never actually touched the cave walls, that they might not have been rock.
  171. [22:36:05] * Larissa please just let us leave. Just, stay calm, stupid cave trap, and let us go. You don't need to do this.
  172. [22:36:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A trapdoor FLOPS OPEN ahead of you and a boulder pops out and starts rolling toward you.  It has a 8,1=) painted on it in yellow, that rolls around over and over so it's like it's making the face at you a bunch.
  173. [22:36:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ROLL
  174. [22:36:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> SPEED
  175. [22:36:57] <Larissa> (can i roll initiative instead)
  176. [22:37:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Nope, speed for RUN THE FUCK AWAY
  177. [22:37:27] <DJ> "Leave?  Not quite."  He spins around.  "Run!"
  178. [22:37:31] <DJ> 1d100 inspire
  179. [22:37:32] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, inspire: 93 [1d100=93]
  180. [22:37:34] <DJ> 1d100 speed
  181. [22:37:34] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, speed: 48 [1d100=48]
  182. [22:38:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As you're running away, ahead of you, you see some of the RED BLINKING LIGHTS stop blinking and intensify into lasers.
  183. [22:38:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> DODGE FOR SHIMMYING THROUGH ALL THE LASERS
  184. [22:39:11] <DJ> 1d100 hunch, asshole
  185. [22:39:12] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, hunch, asshole: 90 [1d100=90]
  186. [22:39:18] <DJ> WOO
  187. [22:39:20] <Larissa> 1d100 general education: lasers are fucking harmless
  188. [22:39:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, general education: lasers are fucking harmless: 53 [1d100=53]
  189. [22:39:26] <DJ> 1d100 dodge
  190. [22:39:27] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, dodge: 76 [1d100=76]
  191. [22:39:31] <DJ> WOO
  192. [22:39:33] <Larissa> (i have made my check sir)
  193. [22:39:52] <Larissa> 1d100 also speed check i guess
  194. [22:39:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, also speed check i guess: 33 [1d100=33]
  195. [22:39:56] <Larissa> (pass)
  196. [22:40:10] <Larissa> (can that be an init check)
  197. [22:40:11] <Larissa> (i want +1 init)
  198. [22:40:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> FINE GO INIT GEEZ
  199. [22:40:51] <Larissa> (with her 40 body stat)
  200. [22:40:54] <Larissa> (and her -10 penalty)
  201. [22:40:56] <Larissa> (yessssss)
  202. [22:41:01] <Larissa> (INITIATIVE WAS USEFUL)
  203. [22:41:09] <Larissa> (IT WASNT ACTUALLY)
  205. [22:41:16] <Larissa> (BUT)
  206. [22:41:48] <Larissa> (btw its capped anyway)
  207. [22:41:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You know that lasers are yes, generally harmless, but if they're intense enough they can cause bleeding.
  208. [22:43:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> YOu both manage to outrun the boulder but don't manage to DODGE LASERS so you get a couple bleeding wounds.  OWWWWWW
  209. [22:44:13] <Larissa> (dude i got a matched success D: )
  210. [22:44:51] <Larissa> (ps aori you know these deaths continue to not count D: )
  211. [22:47:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Geezus christ my sister wants to write instant-gib traps all up in this bitch)
  212. [22:48:04] <DJ> (do it saget)
  213. [22:48:07] <Larissa> (the ideal are traps that people have to walk into)
  214. [22:50:42] <Kraken> (You do realize if she adds traps, SHE gets the kill and not you :3)
  215. [22:52:05] <Larissa> (yeah we said that already)
  216. [22:52:33] <Kraken> (I will dance on your pizza)
  217. [22:52:45] <Larissa> (lewd)
  218. [22:53:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ANYWAY
  219. [22:53:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You're out of the caves
  220. [22:54:05] <Larissa> aw yeah.
  221. [22:54:12] <Larissa> "We're never speakiing of that place again."
  222. [22:56:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A sign pops out of the cave exit you came through.  "For the bold only!  Those seeking to simply to get out need not apply!"
  223. [22:57:32] <Larissa> 1d100 notice check: green herbs
  224. [22:57:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, notice check: green herbs: 48 [1d100=48]
  225. [22:57:36] <Larissa> (fuck)
  226. [22:57:42] <Larissa> (you try dave)
  227. [22:57:46] <DJ> 1d100 hunch
  228. [22:57:47] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, hunch: 14 [1d100=14]
  229. [22:57:50] <DJ> HERBS
  230. [22:58:17] <DJ> 1d100 first aid bleeding wounds
  231. [22:58:18] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, first aid bleeding wounds: 64 [1d100=64]
  232. [22:58:21] <DJ> WOO
  233. [22:59:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Nope, not finding any herbs.l
  234. [23:00:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, wanna' check other doors in the hallway you haven't tried?
  235. [23:01:02] <Larissa> is there anything still along the mountain path?
  236. [23:01:04] <Larissa> other than the caves?
  237. [23:01:06] <Larissa> to explore?
  238. [23:01:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Nope!
  239. [23:01:43] <Larissa> guess so!
  240. [23:02:19] * Larissa drank recently.
  241. [23:02:35] <Larissa> (dysentry)
  242. [23:03:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> is the map again, you burned the other bottom web and you've explored both of the ??? rooms
  243. [23:05:01] <Larissa> 1d100 notice: wall meat
  244. [23:05:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, notice: wall meat: 39 [1d100=39]
  245. [23:05:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There is no wall meat
  246. [23:06:07] <Larissa> (i'm sorry for responding to things you say on skype in irc tree :( )
  247. [23:06:10] <Larissa> ( <3 )
  248. [23:06:14] <DJ> (Sorry Tree, I'll stop talking to teh skype call)
  249. [23:06:42] <Larissa> 1d100 notice: chandelier heart
  250. [23:06:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, notice: chandelier heart: 25 [1d100=25]
  251. [23:07:04] <DJ> 1d100 juese belmont
  252. [23:07:04] <Larissa> so yeah, wasn't there another door?
  253. [23:07:05] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, juese belmont: 31 [1d100=31]
  254. [23:07:24] <Larissa> like, I remember there being one we could see from the start, and one we couldn't see.
  255. [23:07:27] <Larissa> which one did we go through?
  256. [23:07:37] <Larissa> the other one was locked.
  257. [23:07:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay so
  258. [23:07:52] <Larissa> Can the door's hinges be removed?
  259. [23:07:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I was too lazy to draw doors on the two other rooms
  260. [23:08:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The ones that don't have doors right now
  261. [23:08:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> But let's say
  262. [23:08:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> They're right near you.
  263. [23:08:19] <Larissa> so there are two more doors?
  264. [23:08:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The locked one is the left centered one.
  265. [23:08:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah.
  266. [23:08:32] <Larissa> Time to inspect them thoroughly for traps
  267. [23:08:33] <Larissa> 1d100 notice
  268. [23:08:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, notice: 11 [1d100=11]
  269. [23:08:38] <Larissa> (aw yeah)
  270. [23:08:44] <Larissa> (matched success)
  271. [23:08:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Nice dubs
  272. [23:10:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Inspecting the doors, you don't see any traps, although, you do notice that one of the doors seems to have a carpet under it, meaning there's no "gap" under it.
  273. [23:10:48] * Larissa slept pretty recently actually.
  274. [23:11:07] * Larissa had a nice nap full of LEWD DREAMS that required SKILL CHECKS
  275. [23:11:43] <Larissa> Is there a key hole to look through?
  276. [23:12:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yes, look?
  277. [23:12:49] <Larissa> sure. fully expecting a ghost.
  278. [23:12:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I won't make you reroll notice, for this at least.  Once you're IN the rooms, you'll have other notices)
  279. [23:13:05] <Larissa> like, she will be legitimately disappointed if there's no ghost.
  280. [23:13:33] <Larissa> the building collapses
  281. [23:13:42] <Larissa> then i nat 1 my dodge check
  282. [23:15:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> In one of the doors, you do, in fact, see a ghost.
  283. [23:16:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> In the other, the one with the carpet, you see...a living room?  From like, right out of the fifties, tacky colors and all.
  284. [23:16:12] <Larissa> do i even get an unnatural check for seeing a ghost at this point?
  285. [23:16:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> YOU HAVE 5 HARDENED NOTCHES MAN
  286. [23:16:47] <Larissa> "Apparently, it's a living room, with a ghost inside." She says completely nonchallantly.
  287. [23:17:07] <Larissa> "Alex, do you know them?" She moves so Alex can check.
  288. [23:17:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Nono, I was describing two rooms, one that looks normal for this building with a ghost inside, and the other being the living room.  They're mutually exclusive.
  289. [23:17:33] <Larissa> (oh)
  290. [23:17:40] <Larissa> (i somehow missed that)
  291. [23:18:05] <Larissa> *"A ghost. Alex, do you know them?" and "A living room."
  292. [23:18:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She squiiiints.
  293. [23:18:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "  They look familiar somehow, but I don't know why."
  294. [23:20:33] <Larissa> "Sounds risky, and apparently I can't fight ghosts yet."
  295. [23:22:03] <DJ> "...A ghost?  Let's just uh, not bother, yeah."
  296. [23:22:15] * Larissa time to investigate the livingroom.
  297. [23:22:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Open the door?
  299. [23:23:36] <DJ> 1d100 last hunch
  300. [23:23:36] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, last hunch: 5 [1d100=5]
  301. [23:23:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLO', EVERYBODY WALK DA' DINOSO~
  302. [23:23:49] * DJ notices the fuck out of the room
  303. [23:23:53] <Larissa> 1d100 turn into a dinosaur
  304. [23:23:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, turn into a dinosaur: 66 [1d100=66]
  305. [23:25:46] <Larissa> 1d100 notice the fuck out of the contents of this 60s style living room
  306. [23:25:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, notice the fuck out of the contents of this 60s style living room: 31 [1d100=31]
  307. [23:25:57] * Larissa probably sneakers.
  308. [23:26:25] * Larissa is wearing combat boots with rubber and metal and kevlar
  309. [23:26:32] * Larissa 's feet are immune to everything
  310. [23:27:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You guys walk in or is this from outside with the door open?
  311. [23:27:24] <Larissa> well lets see
  312. [23:27:28] <Larissa> how many times has just walking in ended well
  313. [23:27:36] * Larissa looks inside from a safe distance
  314. [23:28:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You see seats, a fireplace, a cabinet with a bunch of drawers, and pretty snazzy carpet.
  315. [23:28:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> This room
  316. [23:28:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> actually
  317. [23:28:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> has
  318. [23:28:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> a
  319. [23:28:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> chandelier
  320. [23:29:49] <DJ> 1d100 notice fireplace
  321. [23:29:50] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, notice fireplace: 80 [1d100=80]
  322. [23:29:59] <Larissa> 1d100 notice chandelier
  323. [23:30:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, notice chandelier: 72 [1d100=72]
  324. [23:30:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> SURE IS A FIRE PLACE
  326. [23:30:21] * Larissa checks her bag for anything to throw to check for traps.
  327. [23:31:41] <Larissa> any books?
  328. [23:31:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What now?
  329. [23:31:58] <DJ> I wanna like, try to get a fire poker or some shit for a weapon
  330. [23:32:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, there's a bookshelf near the fireplace, on the other side of it from the cabinet.
  331. [23:32:08] <Larissa> i mean in my bag D:
  332. [23:32:34] <Larissa> ok
  333. [23:32:37] <Larissa> i get out my bookshelf
  334. [23:32:54] <Larissa> i look through my bookshelf for a teleport scroll
  335. [23:33:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Ye can't get ye bookshelf
  336. [23:33:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> But you see in your bag
  337. [23:33:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> That you have
  338. [23:33:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Marbles.
  339. [23:34:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A whole bag of marbles.
  340. [23:34:04] <Larissa> "Why the fuck do I have marbles?"
  341. [23:35:02] <Larissa> 1d100 become a super saiyan
  342. [23:35:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, become a super saiyan: 42 [1d100=42]
  343. [23:35:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay
  344. [23:35:25] * DJ totally looks for a book about Furfag
  345. [23:35:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You take 42 sessions of screaming to become a super saiyan
  346. [23:35:39] <Larissa> ok before i do that
  347. [23:35:46] <Larissa> lets go investigate this room
  348. [23:35:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay.
  349. [23:36:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So you're going in?
  350. [23:36:47] * Larissa throws a few marbles in to check for traps first.
  351. [23:38:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There...doesn't seem to be anything set off.  (but that was the reason I gave you them)
  352. [23:39:04] * Larissa throws the whole bag in.
  353. [23:39:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a creak in the room.
  354. [23:42:36] <Larissa> he didnt say it was a noise
  355. [23:42:38] <Larissa> it might be water
  356. [23:42:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, no, I meant noise
  357. [23:42:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Like a really audible noise.
  358. [23:42:49] <Larissa> my hopes and dreams T_T
  359. [23:42:58] <DJ> "What are you doing?"  He goes in, kicking marbles out of the way.
  360. [23:43:18] <Larissa> "Checking for traps."
  361. [23:43:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> BRRRRRRRRN He steps into the room and the door swings closed.
  362. [23:43:43] <Larissa> "Um."
  363. [23:44:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> DON
  364. [23:44:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You're in a living room
  365. [23:44:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Where the fireplace lights up!
  366. [23:44:40] * Larissa checks to see if the door can just be removed from its hinges.
  367. [23:44:44] <DJ> I get a fuckin fire poker from the fireplace
  368. [23:44:46] * Larissa standard solution to everything.
  369. [23:44:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's more smoke coming from the fire than normal.
  370. [23:44:51] <DJ> And poke that shit
  371. [23:45:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The hinges can't be removed.
  372. [23:45:20] <Larissa> 1d100 kamehameha the door open
  373. [23:45:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, kamehameha the door open: 53 [1d100=53]
  374. [23:45:21] <DJ> Also I scoop some water from the creak.
  375. [23:45:23] <Larissa> (just kidding)
  376. [23:45:25] <Larissa> ((but maybe later))
  377. [23:46:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Poking the fire makes sparks come out from it a bit!  And also makes more smoke come out.
  378. [23:47:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The room, now that you're in it, has a couch with a blanket draped over it, and the books all seem to have the word "fire" in their title somewhere.
  379. [23:48:23] * Larissa just tries to reopen the god damn door.
  380. [23:48:31] <Larissa> before the door knob gets hot from the fire.
  381. [23:48:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's locked now!  Oh dear.
  382. [23:48:59] <Larissa> Is there a way to unlock it on this side?
  383. [23:49:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a keyhole!
  384. [23:49:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So maybe there's a key elsewhere?
  385. [23:49:39] <Larissa> Time to go key hunting.
  386. [23:49:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> But the only room you haven't gone into is...the one with the ghost.
  387. [23:49:55] * DJ takes the fire poker and tried to punch a hole in the door with it. "Larissa, move back!"
  388. [23:49:58] <DJ> *tries
  389. [23:50:03] * Larissa moves back.
  390. [23:50:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Improvised weapons?
  391. [23:50:17] <DJ> 1d100 imrpovise your face
  392. [23:50:18] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, imrpovise your face: 99 [1d100=99]
  393. [23:50:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It snaps in two.
  394. [23:50:48] <Larissa> (crit fail would cause him 20+some damage)
  395. [23:50:57] <Larissa> (that would probably kill DJ at this point)
  396. [23:51:02] <Larissa> (its the most retarded ruel)
  397. [23:51:10] <Larissa> (the most damage you can deal in this game in one attack is by crit failing and hitting yourself)
  398. [23:51:13] <Larissa> (no other roll does as much damage)
  399. [23:51:27] <Larissa> (a crit fail would still do 100 damage)
  400. [23:51:36] <DJ> 1d100 check drawers
  401. [23:51:36] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, check drawers: 25 [1d100=25]
  402. [23:51:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> One drawer is full of panties (thanks to Tree's suggestion)
  403. [23:52:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> One drawer is full of socks
  404. [23:52:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And the last is bare except for a key.
  405. [23:52:16] <Larissa> (lewd)
  406. [23:52:21] <Larissa> (get that drawer dressed)
  407. [23:54:23] * DJ takes a seat and tries hitting the door with that
  408. [23:54:59] <DJ> 1d100 impoverished weapons
  409. [23:54:59] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, impoverished weapons: 21 [1d100=21]
  410. [23:55:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 3+2 damage to the door!
  411. [23:56:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Make a body check.  Teh smoke from the fire has begun to fill the room, making it difficult to breathe!  You're pretty sure you're going to run out of air pretty fast at this rate!
  412. [23:56:21] <DJ> 1d100 it's totally poison gas
  413. [23:56:22] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, it's totally poison gas: 58 [1d100=58]
  414. [23:56:27] <Larissa> (it technically is)
  415. [23:58:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa!  What're you going to do!?
  416. [23:59:31] * Larissa is going to think.
  417. [23:59:36] * Larissa loudly. 1,1in pms.
  418. [00:00:58] * Larissa checks to see how big the keyhole is.
  419. [00:01:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's really small, you can barely see through it, really.
  420. [00:01:33] <DJ> 1d100 weaponvised impros
  421. [00:01:34] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, weaponvised impros: 65 [1d100=65]
  422. [00:01:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> wham bam nothing
  423. [00:02:41] <DJ> 1d100 burning turns on hitting the door until more smoke hurt occurs, also I totally have fear mode on because alone
  424. [00:02:42] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, burning turns on hitting the door until more smoke hurt occurs, also I totally have fear mode on because alone: 14 [1d100=14]
  425. [00:03:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 5 damage, wham~
  426. [00:04:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me another body check.
  427. [00:04:28] <Larissa> Is the door flammible?
  428. [00:04:29] <DJ> 1d100 body
  429. [00:04:29] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, body: 5 [1d100=5]
  430. [00:04:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You're nawt dead yet
  431. [00:04:55] <DJ> 1d100 hit the motherfucking thing down
  432. [00:04:56] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, hit the motherfucking thing down: 2 [1d100=2]
  433. [00:04:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's made of metal.
  434. [00:05:07] <Larissa> wait it is?
  435. [00:05:11] <Larissa> did you say that earlier?
  436. [00:05:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> WHAM 2+2 damage damn doesn't that suck that you're so close to a crit success
  437. [00:05:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And it was 5+2 earlier MY BAD
  438. [00:06:19] <DJ> What side are the hinges on?
  439. [00:06:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Your side
  441. [00:07:12] * Larissa facepalms at this point.
  442. [00:08:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1,1roll another body
  443. [00:08:46] * Larissa time to go to the ghost.
  444. [00:08:54] <DJ> 1d100
  445. [00:08:55] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, 1d100: 1 [1d100=1]
  446. [00:09:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...goddammit I was going to kill you there
  447. [00:09:22] <Larissa> you become goku
  448. [00:09:28] <Treetop> he's goku
  449. [00:09:37] <Larissa> he has gone ssj 3
  450. [00:09:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> YOU FEEL A SURGE OF STRENGTH
  451. [00:09:39] <Larissa> in one round
  452. [00:09:40] <Kraken> Thirty seven sessions later...
  453. [00:09:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> YOU CAN CARRY ON
  454. [00:10:04] <Kraken> (His wayward son)
  455. [00:10:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You get a bonus on your next improvised weapons
  456. [00:10:08] <DJ> Also I can totally activate my rage too because Larissa facepalming
  457. [00:11:00] * Larissa probably sighed several times at her demonic overlord.
  458. [00:11:33] <DJ> 1d100 use the blanket on the couch to smother the flames?  wut?
  459. [00:11:34] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, use the blanket on the couch to smother the flames?  wut?: 91 [1d100=91]
  460. [00:12:01] * Larissa tries to magic the keys to her.
  461. [00:12:25] <Larissa> (related again btw )
  462. [00:12:38] <Larissa> (also my immediate thought was "larissa's cloak... oh wait, blanket's in there")
  463. [00:12:44] <Larissa> (just so you know)
  464. [00:12:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You haven't seen the keys in the Ghost room because you haven't actually looked inside all that much in there fuck just roll notice
  465. [00:13:00] <Larissa> 1d100 notice
  466. [00:13:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, notice: 100 [1d100=100]
  467. [00:13:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You don't need to roll to put the fire out with the blanket
  468. [00:13:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> THERE'S NO GHOST THE KEYS MUST BE UNGUARDED
  469. [00:13:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> OBVIOUSLY SHE GOT TIRED OF WAITING AND LEFT
  470. [00:13:29] <Larissa> so I see the keys?
  471. [00:13:37] * Larissa magics the keys to her. ghosts can go invisible, duh
  472. [00:13:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You totally do anyway, they're on a shelf.
  473. [00:14:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> DJ, you still have smoke in there, though!  And you're breathing away air!  1,1roll body again.
  474. [00:14:52] <Larissa> (breath through the key hole)
  475. [00:14:53] <Larissa> (obv)
  476. [00:15:01] <DJ> 1d100
  477. [00:15:01] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, 1d100: 62 [1d100=62]
  478. [00:15:04] <Larissa> (your mouth will keep smoke from going through it)
  479. [00:16:05] <Kraken> (Inhale all of the smoke then turn inside out and exhale it)
  480. [00:16:21] <Larissa> (you can get a -30 from situational penalties)
  481. [00:16:28] <Larissa> (if you're literally like)
  482. [00:16:34] <Larissa> (tied up and trying to dodge a boulder)
  483. [00:16:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You...can't...breathe...any...more...
  484. [00:16:59] <Larissa> (technically, it'd take him a while to actually die)
  485. [00:17:02] <Larissa> (he'd probably just pass out)
  486. [00:17:10] <Larissa> (and he'd even be safer)
  487. [00:17:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Yeah, he's just passed out)
  488. [00:17:14] <Larissa> (beecasue he'd breath slower)
  489. [00:17:16] <Larissa> (and be on the floor)
  490. [00:17:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (If Larissa gets to him fast enough)
  491. [00:17:23] <Kraken> (*breathe)
  492. [00:17:28] <Larissa> (he'd still need srs medical assistance though)
  493. [00:17:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (She can save him)
  494. [00:17:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ANYWAY
  495. [00:17:53] <Larissa> 1d100
  496. [00:17:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, 1d100: 69 [1d100=69]
  497. [00:17:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ROLL MAGIC
  498. [00:17:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...well shit
  499. [00:18:00] <Larissa> (that fails so)
  500. [00:18:00] <Larissa> (pride reroll)
  501. [00:18:08] <Larissa> (noble)
  502. [00:18:10] <Larissa> roll 1d100
  503. [00:18:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, 1d100: 97 [1d100=97]
  504. [00:18:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> notbad
  505. [00:18:18] <Larissa> (rage reroll)
  506. [00:18:31] <Larissa> roll 1d100 I AM JUST SO MAD AT KEYS
  507. [00:18:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, I AM JUST SO MAD AT KEYS: 96 [1d100=96]
  508. [00:18:44] <Larissa> (flipflop to 69)
  509. [00:18:47] <Larissa> (full circle)
  510. [00:19:04] * DJ is coughing and sputtering hard, inhaling super deep and just getting more smoke in his lungs, and then he just passes out right into the blanket
  511. [00:19:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You exert your WILL on the keys, and they DO move a bit, going off the shelf they're on and making a loud CLINK
  512. [00:20:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The ghost fully materializes at the sound, you see it's a man covered in third degree burns
  513. [00:20:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> With no eyes and bleeding eye-sockets
  514. [00:21:19] <DJ> 1d100 die with a sombrero on
  515. [00:21:19] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, die with a sombrero on: 17 [1d100=17]
  516. [00:21:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> YOU WILL DEFINITELY DIE WITH A SOMBRERO ON
  517. [00:22:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> YOU RETROACTIVELY
  518. [00:22:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> HAVE BEEN
  519. [00:22:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> WEARING A SOMBRERO THIS ENTIRE TIME
  520. [00:22:53] <DJ> There was a sombrero resting on top of the fireplace, it fell onto my head as I passed out
  521. [00:24:58] <DJ> 1d100 go fishing in the creak
  522. [00:24:58] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, go fishing in the creak: 79 [1d100=79]
  523. [00:25:09] <DJ> Oh wait, I can't, I'm passed out
  524. [00:25:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You die dreaming that you're peacefully fishing in the creak.
  525. [00:27:03] <Kraken> (How do you fish in a creak?)
  526. [00:28:38] <Larissa> holy shit that's a ghost
  527. [00:28:47] <Larissa> do i even have to make an unnatural check
  528. [00:28:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He is
  529. [00:28:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Looking right at you
  530. [00:29:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Dude you have 5 hardened
  531. [00:29:19] <Larissa> 5 is not 10 though
  532. [00:29:21] <Larissa> like
  533. [00:29:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...OKAY FINE ROLL MIND
  534. [00:29:39] <Larissa> finding out i'm actually an alien pretending to be me
  535. [00:29:44] <Larissa> who erased my own memories
  536. [00:29:48] <Larissa> and replaced a dead larissa
  537. [00:29:50] <Larissa> that might be a 9 or a 10
  538. [00:29:54] <Larissa> 1d100 MIND CHECK
  539. [00:29:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, MIND CHECK: 8 [1d100=8]
  540. [00:29:57] <Larissa> ( :D )
  541. [00:30:32] <DJ> You make a good enough mind check to realize you've lost yours.
  542. [00:30:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...^
  543. [00:31:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> SO
  544. [00:32:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> roll initiative
  545. [00:32:08] <Larissa> nope
  546. [00:32:09] <Larissa> i have 50 init
  547. [00:32:11] <Larissa> i never need to roll
  548. [00:32:13] <Larissa> its as high as it gets for me
  549. [00:32:18] <Larissa> you roll initiative
  550. [00:32:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1d100 k-kay ;_;
  551. [00:32:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, k-kay: 77 [1d100=77]
  552. [00:32:48] <Larissa> well my initiatiev's 50
  553. [00:33:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well, you go first then!
  554. [00:34:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> WHAT
  555. [00:34:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> DO
  556. [00:34:34] <Larissa> can i mind blast the ghost?
  557. [00:35:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Go ahead and try.
  558. [00:35:35] <Larissa> ok why not
  559. [00:36:09] <Larissa> 1d100 mind crush
  560. [00:36:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, mind crush: 35 [1d100=35]
  561. [00:36:23] <Larissa> (if it does firearms damage)
  562. [00:36:25] <Larissa> (i flip it to 53)
  563. [00:36:32] <DJ> 1d100 haunt larissa
  564. [00:36:32] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, haunt larissa: 98 [1d100=98]
  565. [00:36:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> DJ the friendly ghost.
  566. [00:38:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> WHAM, you rip that ghost to fucking shreds, it screams in pain!  You feel a big chunk of your "mana" drain from you, it feels like a bigger chunk than the other chunks you have.
  567. [00:38:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's...holy shit you accidentally a ghost.
  568. [00:39:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's down.  What do now.
  569. [00:39:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And by down I mean
  570. [00:39:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It seriously like dissolved into wisps and screamed and shit and is gone.
  571. [00:40:12] <Larissa> "W...ow."
  572. [00:40:25] * Larissa tries to stop being impressed with herself for long enough to get the key and save DJ.
  573. [00:41:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> All right, you go straight to retrieving the key?
  574. [00:41:37] <Larissa> 1d100 mage sight: are there more ghosts?
  575. [00:41:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, mage sight: are there more ghosts?: 86 [1d100=86]
  576. [00:41:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Since you critfailed notice earlier
  577. [00:41:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You trip over a tripwire.
  578. [00:43:45] <Larissa> Ow.
  579. [00:44:33] * Larissa gets the fuck out of the way of the impending death traps. Even if there aren't actually any.
  580. [00:45:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> But you don't have the keys yet~
  581. [00:46:36] * Larissa grabs the fucking keys. They can't be trip-wire trapped, because they fell too the floor.
  582. [00:48:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You get out of the room.
  583. [00:48:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Huh.
  584. [00:49:27] <Larissa> Time to go see if she can save DJ.
  585. [00:50:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Opening the door, smoke streeeams out
  586. [00:50:54] * Larissa pulls DJ out to safety.
  587. [00:51:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He's...not breathing.
  588. [00:51:30] <Larissa> untrained medical check?!
  589. [00:52:01] <Kraken> (All first aid is untrained medical checks :D)
  590. [00:52:12] <Larissa> 1d100 try to save DJ
  591. [00:52:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, try to save DJ: 48 [1d100=48]
  592. [00:52:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ADMINISTER CPR
  593. [00:52:19] <Larissa> (well i beat my mind stat)
  594. [00:52:19] <Kraken> ADMINISTER LOVE
  595. [00:52:24] <Larissa> (but i failed my NONEXISTANT SKILL)
  596. [00:52:30] <Larissa> (actually it's pretty good. its closer to my stat)
  597. [00:52:37] <Larissa> (2 is actually the worst roll)
  598. [00:52:44] <Larissa> (short of doubles or 100)
  599. [00:53:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay
  600. [00:53:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And Body for giving the CPR
  601. [00:53:14] <Larissa> 1d100 lewd
  602. [00:53:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, lewd: 90 [1d100=90]
  603. [00:54:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You manage to identify that he's still sort of alive and can survive with CPR...but...
  604. [00:54:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well, you're out of breath, and you just can't seem to get much air into him ;_;
  605. [00:54:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> At least he got to die wearing a sombrero
  606. [00:55:16] <Larissa> wait wait
  607. [00:55:19] <Larissa> how long does it takae for him to die?
  608. [00:55:26] <Larissa> because
  609. [00:55:31] <Larissa> i was going to ask him about that
  610. [00:55:33] <Larissa> furfur
  611. [00:55:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Don roll body
  612. [00:56:05] <DJ> :(
  613. [00:56:19] <DJ> 1d100 but I have a -40 penalty
  614. [00:56:19] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, but I have a -40 penalty: 35 [1d100=35]
  615. [00:56:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> To see if you live long enough for Larissa to try to DEMON YOU BEFORE YOU DIE
  616. [00:57:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> <I don't do anything for free, girlie.>
  617. [00:57:50] <Larissa> <No, but you could make him a deal like you made me, or something.>
  618. [00:59:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> <He's not special like you are, though.  There's other demons who want him more than I do, so I have to get in line, you understand?>
  619. [00:59:37] <Larissa> <In line?>
  620. [01:00:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> <Other demons called dibs on him before I did.>
  621. [01:01:30] <Larissa> <Who? How?>
  622. [01:02:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> <I don't know who, how is inconsequential, it's hard for anyone to get a specific edge in without being specifically called or something like that.>
  623. [01:05:02] <Larissa> <Specifically called?>
  624. [01:05:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> <Yes.>
  625. [01:06:02] <Larissa> <Like... before he passed out?>
  626. [01:06:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> <Pretty much.>
  627. [01:06:37] <Larissa> <Well... I'm a demon. Do I have 'dibs' on him, given that I brought him here?>
  628. [01:07:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> <You can definitely try.>
  629. [01:07:53] <Larissa> <How?>
  630. [01:07:59] <Larissa> <What does it involve?>
  631. [01:09:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> <It's kind of like how you're talking to me.  You have to build up a connection to him, but time's running out fast.>
  632. [01:09:51] <Larissa> Time to try magic that was literally impossible for me like thirty minutes ago.
  633. [01:10:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> roll
  634. [01:10:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> it
  635. [01:10:45] <Larissa> 1d100
  636. [01:10:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, 1d100: 60 [1d100=60]
  637. [01:10:52] <Larissa> (OH NO I FA-flip flop success)
  638. [01:11:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> WOOOSH
  639. [01:11:14] <Larissa> (i dont think i've actualyl succeeded naturally on that, except that one blast)
  640. [01:11:20] <Larissa> (every other time it's been a flip flop success)
  641. [01:11:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> WE GO INTO A TRIPPY DIMENSION IN DON'S HEAD
  642. [01:11:32] <Larissa> (((or an outright failure)))
  643. [01:11:57] <Larissa> is his trippy headimension a rave
  644. [01:12:05] <Larissa> with like sombreros
  645. [01:12:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I dunno is it Dave?
  646. [01:12:16] <DJ> Probably
  647. [01:14:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You see Don there.  Specifics can be up to Don because it's HIS HEAD, but yeah you guys better contract fast if Don wants to live.
  648. [01:15:12] * DJ is up DJing, incredibly loud music filling a room full of people. He has bigass headphones on his head.
  649. [01:15:35] * Larissa makes her way over to DJ. incredibly loud music doesnt help much
  650. [01:15:41] <Larissa> "Hey, DJ!"
  651. [01:16:43] * DJ gives her a thumbs up and goes back to his own DJ devices. Between the music and the headphones he has on.
  652. [01:17:03] <Larissa> can i just sort of telepath to him?
  653. [01:17:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You can try, but this is HIS REALM so if he doesn't want to listen, wellllll...
  654. [01:17:57] * Larissa tries.
  655. [01:18:31] <Larissa> (do i even know his name? i thought it was a point that everyone claled him DJ to the point where no one actually remembers his real name)
  656. [01:19:52] <DJ> "Hey, how's it goin?!"  He may or may not be aware of the fact he's hearing you through his mind, because he's yelling his response to you over the music.
  657. [01:21:27] <Larissa> "DJ, you're literally dying."
  658. [01:22:46] <DJ> "You're crazy, Larissa!"
  659. [01:23:13] <Larissa> "Literally. Dying. Don't you feel your throat and lungs burning, and your life flickering out?"
  660. [01:23:43] <DJ> "Only thing I feel is dat bass!"
  661. [01:24:03] <Larissa> "That's your heart. It'll stop in a few seconds."
  662. [01:24:56] <DJ> "You've got it all wrong!  We just woke up!  That was a dream!"
  663. [01:25:26] <Larissa> "No. This is the dream."
  664. [01:25:35] <Larissa> "God damn it, do I really have to use that spell?"
  665. [01:25:40] <Larissa> hey aori, remember that spell the demon suggested?
  666. [01:25:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah I do.
  667. [01:25:57] <Larissa> the first one
  668. [01:26:01] <Larissa> not the nonexistance one
  669. [01:26:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> OH
  670. [01:26:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah that one
  671. [01:26:16] <Larissa> ok shall i roll for it
  672. [01:26:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I'M GLAD YOU COULD USE IT
  673. [01:26:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah.
  674. [01:26:26] <Larissa> 1d100 nat 100
  675. [01:26:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, nat 100: 90 [1d100=90]
  676. [01:26:30] <Larissa> (flip flop to 9)
  677. [01:27:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Say the statement you're using it on.
  678. [01:27:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And be sure to fluff it~
  679. [01:27:35] <Larissa> 4"DJ, you're going to die very soon. I used literal demon magic to break in, to talk to you before you die."
  680. [01:27:42] <Larissa> (red text is the only fluff i need)
  681. [01:29:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well okay~.
  682. [01:29:29] <DJ> And then the music stops and the people stop existing.  He takes off his headphones.  "Are you for real?  Demons and shit?  Why'd I even try to help you?"
  683. [01:30:02] <Larissa> "I dunno. It's not like I had it before I came here."
  684. [01:33:33] <Larissa> "Anyway, you're dying, so, it's up to you if you want to join me or not, or be a ghost."
  685. [01:34:17] <DJ> "I thought we could end up seeing eye to eye in the fact that we're both trapped in a deathly hellhole and both want to get out, but this whole time, you wanted this, didn't you?"
  686. [01:34:52] <DJ> "If I did go through with this and became a demon or some shit, would I even be welcome back home any more?"
  687. [01:35:54] <Larissa> "You probably have it easier than me."
  688. [01:36:02] <Larissa> "My grandfather actually knows how to deal with this shit."
  689. [01:36:15] <Larissa> "There's a reasonable chance he'll just kill me the next time he sees me, to avoid trouble."
  690. [01:36:56] <Larissa> "Your parents probably wouldn't ever even know."
  691. [01:37:35] <DJ> "You've made more friends in the last hour than you have your whole life previous.  Which is to say you have any friends at all now.  And it's a demon.  Why don't you just embrace it and become the enemy of humans or whatever?"
  692. [01:38:26] <Larissa> "How is he my friend?"
  693. [01:39:08] <DJ> "You give any semblance of a shit about what he has to say, which is more than you've paid any human."
  694. [01:41:03] <Larissa> "Yeah, well... I did tell you that me being here was, like... what I live for."
  695. [01:41:34] <Larissa> "But that's kind of unrelated to the fact that you're going to die in the next couple seconds, and you haven't made a decision."
  696. [01:42:00] <Larissa> "Save the psychological shit for after you're dead."
  697. [01:43:16] <DJ> "Don't save me unless you honestly would be happier back on earth than becoming a resident of this place.  I'd rather be dead alone than alive with someone like that."
  698. [01:43:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The outlines of everything begin to blur after she says this.
  699. [01:47:35] <Larissa> "What I want doesn't matter. Your options are this: live and become my or my master's slave for the rest of time - I honestly don't know which - or die."
  700. [01:49:27] <Larissa> "If you die, that's it. You're dead. You'll be lucky if you get out of this place at all."
  701. [01:51:49] <DJ> "Do it, then.  Take me away from living forever in a dream, and bring me back awake into a nightmare.  Make me a monster."
  702. [01:52:15] <Larissa> "Sure, I'll try."
  703. [01:52:21] <Larissa> <Hey, Furfur.>
  704. [01:53:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> <Got it, thanks for the workaround.  I'll put the contract on you and he'll sign.  Shame you're not garbed quite appropriately, I have to squish it a bit to make it fit, now.>
  705. [01:54:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa finds she has a pen in one hand and a lengthy contract written on one of her arms, with the line for signing on the back of her hand.
  706. [01:55:05] <Larissa> <Short of a direct order, oh dark master, I won't ever be 'appropriately' garbed enough for that.> She holds out her hands, one to give DJ the pen and the other so he can sign.
  707. [01:55:56] <Larissa> "Furfur's kind of fucked up. Selling your soul involves literally writing on someone, and it probably has magical significance that he hasn't told me yet."
  708. [01:56:29] <DJ> "Shut up."  Insert signature here.
  709. [01:57:11] <Larissa> <Is it normally this easy?>
  710. [01:57:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a weird dizzying array of colors in Don's vision as he returns to the waking world.
  711. [01:57:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> <About.>  Don can hear it now, too.
  712. [01:57:48] <Larissa> <I suddenly have more respect for Alex.>
  713. [02:00:51] * DJ sits up. He kinda just sits there, eyes still closed and hands on his lap.
  714. [02:01:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Don has a bit of a headache, and his lungs hurt a hell of a bunch.  Still hurts to be almost dead.
  715. [02:02:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> But hey
  716. [02:02:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Pain means you're alive, after all.
  717. [02:02:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Session end.
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