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You're happy.

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Yes.

3
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Really?

4
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Yes.

5
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Do you know how much the flowers
at the wedding cost?

6
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How come everyone always knows
how much the flowers cost?

7
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How come you're so goddamn cute?

8
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If we have time
before they come...

9
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We have time, we'll make time.

10
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How can you not remember
her? She was at our wedding.

11
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You never talk to her.
She's my only close friend from art school.

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I mentioned to her that we were coming
into the city, I can't not see her.

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And this is where she lives?

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This can't be right.

15
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They better have a TV.

16
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I hate what I'm wearing.

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Hang on a second.

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Is this it?

19
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I don't know,
there's no numbers.

20
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How can there not
be any numbers?

21
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Son of a bitch!
No, no, no, no, no, just drive.

22
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Just drive.

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Damn it!

24
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What's that?

25
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Nice neighborhood.

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Tina wants me to get going.

27
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No. We're having people over.

28
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No, no, no, it's fine.

29
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We love you too.

30
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Okay, bye, bye.

31
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Get dressed, please.

32
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Relax.

33
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Okay, it so doesn't relax me
when you say that.

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How do I look?

35
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How are you trying to look?

36
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Um, accomplished.

37
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And excessively tasteful, sexy?

38
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I mean, yeah.

39
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Yeah!

40
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Now it's time to play
hide the lie.

41
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Depressants.

42
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Oh my god, where's the squirrel?

43
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Yes.

44
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Oh... This was our favorite
wedding present. Okay?

45
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Whatever you say, just please
get it away from me.

46
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Please.

47
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We're on four.

48
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You're doing great, babe,
doing great.

49
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That, that's draggi...
Never mind, it's good.

50
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You look great.

51
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Why didn't you guys
take the elevator?

52
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Ah, I think it's out of order.

53
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It's a little temperamental.
Ah-ha.

54
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I haven't seen you
since your wedding.

55
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Well, you smell nice.
Oh, thanks.

56
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You, look at you!
You're, you're huge!

57
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I can't breathe. The
baby's pressing on my lungs.

58
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Ah, you look great.
Ah-hah, thanks.

59
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This is Wayne.
Laughing.

60
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So nice to meet you, Wayne.

61
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Ah, pregnant women
smell so wonderful.

62
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Okay.

63
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I'm sorry,
but where's your bathroom?

64
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Oh um, through the curtain.

65
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Wow.

66
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This is a wonderfully buttery
chardonnay we found in Napa.

67
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Awesome. Babe do you wanna
put that in the fridge?

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You found this okay?

69
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Yeah, someone
threw something at our car.

70
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What are you driving?
Cadillac.

71
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Hmm. I'm parked right out front, you
think the car is gonna be okay?

72
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I don't know,
we don't have a car.

73
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We were looking
at a building near here

74
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I was thinking of buying.

75
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Yeah, Karen said the whole building, huh?
Yeah.

76
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Six floors,
5,000 square feet per floor.

77
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Holy shit!

78
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Yeah, originally I thought maybe
we'd do one unit per floor.

79
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But this
neighborhood is a little...

80
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Were you thinking about living here?
No, god no.

81
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It's really real.
It's a little too real.

82
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Uh.

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Uh, thank you, Wayne.

84
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So how long have
you guys lived here?

85
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Uh...
You got this place when?

86
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Well, you should have seen it
when I got it.

87
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This guy was like running
a motorcycle shop out of it,

88
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but he was growing psilocybin
mushrooms in cat shit upstairs.

89
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For years. It smelt like
cat shit whenever it rained.

90
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How intoxicating.
Huh.

91
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So it's two floors?
Yeah, yeah, my studio is upstairs.

92
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Wow, that's great.

93
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Oh my god, the squirrel.

94
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Oh my god, the squirrel.

95
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Hey, you know that's actually
our favorite wedding gift.

96
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You bought that?

97
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Don, did I tell you
that thing about them eloping?

98
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No.
Tina wanted to elope.

99
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No, no, no, no, no,
Wayne wanted to elope.

100
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Right. And so Tina left
a cantaloupe on the counter

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with a note
that said "can't elope".

102
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Get it?

103
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Can't elope.
You did tell me that.

104
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But then we did. In Fiji, argh!

105
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You should see the marriage
certificate, the guy was drunk on Cava.

106
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That signature was priceless.

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Hilarious.

108
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Ooo, would you look at that belly!
How crazy is that? Eight months?

109
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Have you read Ina May Gaskin's
guide to childbirth?

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His favorite.
No.

111
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Oh, you must. I mean
the part about orgasmic birth.

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Incredible.
Woah!

113
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Did you know amniotic fluid
is actually urine?

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Let's open that wine.
Good idea.

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Well, I made
fresh orange juice for Karen.

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Folic acid.
Thank you.

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He is sweet.

118
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Isn't he?

119
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Don, look at all this artwork.
Yeah, it's all stuff our friends did.

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That's Lee Majors.
The artist?

121
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The portrait?
Six million dollar man.

122
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It's nice you put
your friends stuff up.

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Oh sorry, are you okay?

124
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I'm okay. I'm alright.

125
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I'm so sorry.
I'm okay, I'm okay.

126
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Hey Wayne, are you
following that Mets game today?

127
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Oh, we don't have a TV.

128
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Okay, so who's not drinking?

129
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I'm abstaining in solidarity.

130
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Karen?
I, I don't want Don to feel left out.

131
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,803
Thank you.
Are you using a pelvic floor stretcher?

132
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,037
What? Wayne.

133
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,340
Um.
It's amazing.

134
00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:12,677
It's basically a latex balloon
that you insert internally,

135
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,913
to train the vagina to stretch.

136
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:17,983
You know, so you don't get any
perinatal tearing during delivery.

137
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Wow.
Wow, yeah.

138
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I really recommend it.
Thank you.

139
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At the very least you
should be doing perinatal massage.

140
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Okay. It's not too unlike
anal training for ass-play.

141
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Okay.
Cheers then, ahh.

142
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Cheers to a...
Wait, wait, boy or a girl?

143
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I wanted Don to be surprised.

144
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Don wants a boy.

145
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Why would you say that?

146
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Wild guess.

147
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Oh, we recently learned
this wonderful thing.

148
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When toasting, the eyes meet,
and the glasses find each other.

149
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Cheers.

150
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Cheers.

151
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Oh, that's tart.
Oh dank.

152
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This is frickin' delicious!

153
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,798
Glad you like it.

154
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:10,268
You know it's illegal
to sell pregnant women alcohol

155
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in New York City and cigarettes.

156
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,739
I think that's
outrageously paternalistic.

157
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,375
I don't think the rights
of pregnant women to smoke

158
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is not the most pressing issue
to devote oneself to.

159
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,948
It's the state creeping into our
lives that's what's insidious.

160
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I actually agree with that.

161
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Thank you.

162
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A woman gives up her rights as
an adult when she gets pregnant?

163
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Her right to drink.

164
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Her right to choose.
To drink?

165
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And smoke.

166
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You really don't have a TV?
No.

167
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Tina, are you still making
those clothes out of money?

168
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That's not what I was doing.

169
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It was something
like that though.

170
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It was about the aesthetic

171
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of it, the design of money
and the materialism.

172
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,076
That's actually
how Wayne and I met.

173
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Oh, yes.

174
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Wayne had this magazine,
literary slash art...

175
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,948
Yeah, but it wasn't,
it wasn't mine.

176
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Well, he was part of this
magazine collective thingy

177
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and he interviewed me.

178
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And I took him home
and he never left.

179
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So that's what you do, Wayne?

180
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No, no, not anymore.
So what do you do?

181
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I don't define myself
by my work, Don.

182
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Don, did I ever tell you about that
museum gift shop thing that Tina did?

183
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No.

184
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I can't believe
you remember that.

185
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I still have that pin.

186
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Seriously? Aw.

187
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,481
But what are you doing?
How's your photography?

188
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Oh, I haven't
done that for years.

189
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That was totally temporary.

190
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You were such
a great photographer.

191
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I was a medical photographer.

192
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:41,926
Why didn't you ever do that show like I
told you? That was such a great idea.

193
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:45,063
Tina wanted me to do an art show
with my photography.

194
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You photographed
peoples' lesions.

195
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It was such a great idea.
Someone would write it up.

196
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,008
Don's becoming a little bit
of a collector.

197
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,910
Really?

198
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,212
Who are you collecting?
Uh, I just got a Gerhard Richter.

199
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,848
Really?
I helped him pick it out.

200
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,217
Hey, art appreciates even if
I don't appreciate art.

201
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,920
Have you read his book
The Daily Practice of Painting?

202
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,155
I don't know
jack shit about the guy.

203
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Don't get that.

204
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,527
Oh, you guys can take a call.

205
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,162
No, u-hum.

206
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She knows we're here.

207
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,900
She also knows we have company.

208
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I, I wanna take it.
Don't.

209
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,438
One second, Kiki.

210
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Kiki, who's Kiki?

211
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,877
Uh, are you guys
gonna breastfeed?

212
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Yeah.

213
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I mean, I'm planning to.

214
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It's weird, right? A kid
hanging off your boob all day

215
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like some kind of... tick.

216
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Pretty distracting.
Or bonding and beautiful.

217
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Jeeze, Tina.

218
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Ideally it's bonding,

219
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,595
but when you have shit to do I don't
know, I wouldn't want someone

220
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:54,265
sucking on my nipples all day.
I mean, in a perfect world.

221
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,934
Well, I'm looking forward to it.

222
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:59,037
It's kind of one of
life's great experiences.

223
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,339
Yeah, no sorry, um...

224
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,943
I've just been thinking
about this stuff a lot.

225
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:05,910
I, um...

226
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,246
I'm actually doing a piece

227
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on motherhood.
Really?

228
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It's gonna be
a long term project.

229
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Like a major life's work.

230
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I started collecting baby books

231
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and I'm interviewing people
who work in orphanages

232
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and zookeepers.
Zookeepers?

233
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Daughters, mothers, men.

234
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,364
Abortion providers.

235
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,100
I've gotten
really into bronzing,

236
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you know like, uh,
baby shoe bronzing

237
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,206
and collecting baby teeth...

238
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:40,144
It's called EGG,
or EGG Provocation.

239
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:44,148
It's a commission
from the new museum.

240
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,884
Wow!

241
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,418
That's great, Tina.

242
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,587
Good for you.

243
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:55,927
Do you find that people don't know what to
talk to you about when you're pregnant?

244
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,095
It's like this...

245
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awkward thing.

246
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:03,301
Like, like when someone's
terminally ill,

247
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,169
and you're supposed to ask them
all these medical questions.

248
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:08,606
I, I'm sorry.
Is it bad that I said that?

249
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:12,076
No, it's just that it's more
like being a celebrity.

250
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,312
I feel like I get
all this special attention.

251
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:20,485
I feel very admired
and loved... and lucky.

252
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:25,089
Really?
Although...

253
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It can be weird

254
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,993
when you're with people
that don't have children.

255
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:32,931
Why is that?
I don't know, you feel...

256
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,400
I don't know,

257
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,635
sorry for them, I guess.

258
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,377
I'm gonna get some cheese.

259
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,220
You shut up.

260
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,957
Hey, you wanted to come.
She's just insecure.

261
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,459
She's nuts, I can't take
another hour of this.

262
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,729
Stop it.
We're gonna have dinner.

263
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,632
What does he do?
Quiet.

264
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,634
I mean look at this place.

265
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,603
I'm gonna go check on the car.

266
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,175
And listen to the game?
Mm, maybe.

267
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,546
Oh uh, hey,
everything okay in there?

268
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,047
Hey, yeah thanks.

269
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:26,484
Cheese?
Pregnancy-safe cheeses.

270
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,019
It's so thoughtful.

271
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,054
Hey, did you tell them
about the house?

272
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,055
No.

273
00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:33,992
Well...

274
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:37,695
Don acquired quite a bit of land
on this incredible island

275
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,163
in the Puget Sound.

276
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,132
Wow.
And we thought with the baby

277
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,735
it would be wonderful to build
this really special retreat.

278
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,403
Ah, we have an old family friend
who's an architect.

279
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,639
He's really into ecology.
As architects are.

280
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,509
He designed and built us
this fantastic place.

281
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,578
You didn't even tell me.

282
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:57,482
He used all these local materials
like old telephone poles and glass

283
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,417
and stone, but it's modern.

284
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,020
It's really like a work of art.

285
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,222
Dad did everything, I mean
furniture, appliances.

286
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,391
He shipped us this amazing
energy efficiency dishwasher

287
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,325
all the way from Italy.

288
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,726
Defeats the purpose.

289
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,194
And I've been
keeping these folders

290
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,797
of sink fixtures,
counter tops and whatever

291
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,732
and John the architect
really liked my ideas.

292
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,402
I have always said
you had great ideas.

293
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,171
It really is like
living in a dream.

294
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,776
Ah, you know what?
We have news too.

295
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,612
We, we do?

296
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:31,115
Tell'em.
Uh, you tell'em.

297
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,317
You are the first people
we've told, you tell.

298
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:36,187
I don't want
to make any mistakes.

299
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,756
You tell'em.
You guys, what?

300
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,226
We're having a baby too, yay!

301
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,396
Oh my god!

302
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,531
Tina!

303
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,566
That's great, you guys!

304
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,502
Ahh, nice work.
Wow!

305
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,804
How far along are you?

306
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,705
Uhm...
11 weeks.

307
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,140
11 weeks, yeah.

308
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:56,774
Are you feeling sick at all?
No.

309
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:57,775
Never felt better.

310
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,810
That's great.
Yeah.

311
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:01,779
Wow, I am...

312
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:09,320
That's great.
Yeah, well, we are in the club too, cheers!

313
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:15,293
Here Tina, I hate
when people lecture me.

314
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:19,297
But fetal alcohol syndrome
is actually very serious.

315
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,132
Especially
in the first trimester.

316
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,534
Yeah, sorry.
I know you have your political stance.

317
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,571
I, I forgot.
I'm not actually pregnant.

318
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:30,108
We have a surrogate mother.
Hm.

319
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,209
Oh.

320
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,777
Oh.

321
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,545
Oh wow!
Yeah.

322
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,414
Yeah.
Oh, a surrogate?

323
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,616
Yeah.
We know a gay couple who did that.

324
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,885
We do? Yeah, the guy who
did our window treatments.

325
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,787
Okay.

326
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,455
Did you have to go through all
that awful IVF fertility stuff?

327
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,857
No.

328
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,859
Well, that's good.
Yeah, no I can, I mean

329
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:51,129
we can.
This was more of an option.

330
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,865
Okay?
Er, um.

331
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,400
Sort of a utopian pregnancy.

332
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,203
A utopian pregnancy?

333
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,906
It's sort of err, dismantling

334
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,876
and restructuring of
the traditional family unit.

335
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:10,548
A re-distribution of rules to a
more shared economy kind of thing.

336
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,618
Kind of.
You are the first people we've told,

337
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,486
we don't really have
the rap down yet.

338
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,822
So you can
have the baby yourself?

339
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:22,193
Right, yes I... we can,
we choose not to.

340
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,162
You're paying someone
to have the baby for you?

341
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,196
Yeah.

342
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,497
Perfect!

343
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,402
Wait, is this
part of your project?

344
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:34,705
Actually, yes.
So this was her idea, right?

345
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,241
Yeah.
Look, it's a, it's a shared project.

346
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:38,709
Right. I'm just
the one who conceived it.

347
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,511
The project, not the baby.

348
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,247
Yeah, of course
the project obviously.

349
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,283
It's a collaborative endeavor.

350
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,185
Kiki's the one who's
having the actual baby.

351
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,854
Yeah, I'm just saying
it was my idea.

352
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,324
I hardly think that it's right to
discount the labor that goes into it.

353
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,726
Just because you're controlling
the means of production.

354
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,428
Mm, that sounds hot.

355
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,430
I'm obviously saying this from...

356
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,798
Why don't you,
why don't you tell them?

357
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,899
Didn't wanna get fat?

358
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,502
Thanks.
Not particularly, no.

359
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,637
Didn't want to be
inconvenienced.

360
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:12,210
No, but its more that because the
traditional family role structure

361
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,911
is obsolete

362
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:17,982
and pretty much sucks for women
and men and children,

363
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:19,984
I decided to change it.

364
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,353
What sucks about it?

365
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,656
Well, I think Tina feels that there
are issues with traditional roles.

366
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,659
I mean, I wouldn't wanna
be a mother. Would you?

367
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,830
But you wanna have a baby!
Err...

368
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,766
Do you want
to have a baby, Tina?

369
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,902
We hired a surrogate mother.

370
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,738
And this person that you hired
is going to be... The mother.

371
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,707
She will have that title.

372
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:47,245
Yes, whatever that means, that's
what she wanted. God love her.

373
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:50,748
Did you bone the surrogate?
Oh my god.

374
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:54,885
Tina's egg fertilized with my sperm was
transplanted into our friends womb.

375
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:59,991
Ah, naturally.
Transplanted into... Yeah.

376
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:02,760
We were both there when
they introduced the zygote.

377
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,728
Must have been
a precious moment.

378
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,029
So it is your egg?

379
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:07,498
Yes, it's my egg
and Wayne's sperm.

380
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,835
Look, some women are really
into giving birth.

381
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,771
Others just do it
for reasons of vanity.

382
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,540
Vanity.
Or ego or guilt.

383
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,042
If you didn't have
to do it yourself

384
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,477
why else would you do it?

385
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,046
It's not unlike having

386
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,649
assistants execute your art.

387
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,417
You have to learn.
How to delegate.

388
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,686
I think tons of women
would love to do what I'm doing

389
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,555
they're just not ballsy enough to do it.
And you're ballsy enough?

390
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:36,794
If government and businesses are
going to devalue women's work

391
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:40,498
and make motherhood
economically unfeasible,

392
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,967
why not outsource it until
they make it worth our whiles

393
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,870
to keep babies
in their own mothers wombs.

394
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,539
Yes, yes.

395
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,041
You see this is why
people hate liberals.

396
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,942
Is this a joke
or are you guys doing this?

397
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,344
We're really doing it.

398
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,014
If you don't wanna have the
child, why don't you just adopt?

399
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,650
Why don't you?
Why don't you?

400
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,054
Well, Wayne was really into
having his own genetics, so...

401
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:04,755
So were you.

402
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,757
Oh, I didn't really want it
to be yours and hers.

403
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,759
That's not the point.
Oh, you don't want it to be hers.

404
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:09,960
But you want
her to be the mother.

405
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:13,064
Um, Tina is

406
00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:14,332
like a sperm donor.

407
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,966
I'm so not like a sperm donor.

408
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,935
I mean, you're,
you're an egg donor.

409
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,470
No, I'm not.

410
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,639
Well, she's the mother
what are you?

411
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:22,840
I don't know.

412
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,042
I haven't put a label on it.

413
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,879
That's the most interesting part
about it, I get to

414
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,815
create the role.

415
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,717
Fun.

416
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:35,353
I'm just not into
being hormonally brainwashed

417
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,655
into this unhealthy attachment

418
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:39,857
that women have
with their babies.

419
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,559
Unhealthy attachment?

420
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:42,660
It's not unhealthy.

421
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,662
A child needs this.

422
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:47,465
And it's not an attachment,
it's a connection.

423
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:51,736
I already feel this
incredible connection.

424
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:53,637
Great.

425
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:58,876
I'm looking forward to having
a different kind of connection.

426
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,779
One that's less based on biology

427
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,848
and quite frankly economics.

428
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:07,118
What is that supposed to mean?
I'm not against having kids.

429
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,720
I love kids.

430
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,021
They're awesome.

431
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:14,392
I prefer kids to most adults,
I mean...

432
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:18,929
Raising a child, talk about an,

433
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,799
an amazing experiment.

434
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:25,169
So, you're really having more
of an experiment than a baby?

435
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,671
It's more like making
a work of art.

436
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:32,676
I'm not creating her,
I'm allowing her into existence.

437
00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:33,744
You're having a girl?

438
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,881
Yeah, I mean well 90% yeah.

439
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:40,050
It's early, but you could buy these
DNA tests at like Walgreens.

440
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:42,620
You can tell at 11 weeks.

441
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:45,756
Wow, you guys.

442
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:51,495
Okay, it's not unlike cheese.

443
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:57,101
Cheese was created as a way
to preserve milk

444
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,536
before there was refrigeration.

445
00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:00,538
But we don't
need cheese anymore.

446
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,807
But we fetishize it,
it's become this

447
00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:06,010
highly stylized thing
we've developed a taste for.

448
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,745
Having a baby the old way

449
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:11,048
is a total fetish at this point.

450
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:14,485
I'm not doing anything different
than a gay mom.

451
00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:16,520
Or, or a trans mom.

452
00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:18,556
Or a Don.
Perfect.

453
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:19,757
I think I need some water.

454
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:20,825
I'll get it.
I'll get it.

455
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,626
I'll get it.

456
00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:33,971
I'm just saying that
maybe if your mother hadn't

457
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,973
endured the pain
of childbirth for you

458
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,608
and sacrificed
her identity for you,

459
00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,710
you wouldn't screen her calls.
Thank you.

460
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:42,613
Ahem, I'm curious

461
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:46,550
about this friend
you impregnated.

462
00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:50,921
Heh, uh, Kiki?
Yeah, Kiki.

463
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:53,190
That was her on the phone before?
Yeah.

464
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:56,527
She very much wanted to give birth, but
her situation was such that she couldn't.

465
00:24:56,529 --> 00:25:00,030
Her... situation

466
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:03,033
was such?
Let's just say it works for her.

467
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:06,170
We're gonna be three people
without preconceived notions

468
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,105
of designated roles.

469
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:09,206
Four.

470
00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:10,708
Four what?
Four people.

471
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,978
With Kiki.
Yes four, obviously.

472
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,846
Is she going to
take care of the baby?

473
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,815
We're going to work
those things out as we go along.

474
00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,550
Are you having a nanny?

475
00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:22,119
Yeah, I mean, yeah.

476
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,788
So how
is that different from me?

477
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,658
It's different.

478
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:30,861
Meanwhile the kids
usually like the nanny better.

479
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,129
No, they don't!

480
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:35,599
I'm gonna be like
the fun, sexy nanny then.

481
00:25:35,601 --> 00:25:36,667
Is Kiki moving in with you?

482
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,102
No.
Maybe temporarily.

483
00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,271
You're figuring it out
as you go.

484
00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:42,006
She's not living here.

485
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,974
Don't eat too much.

486
00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:47,144
Oh, these cheeses are from
this lesbian couple upstate

487
00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:49,647
that name
each one of their goats.

488
00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:52,082
Stop fetishizing the cheese.

489
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,285
Hmm-hmm, fuck off.

490
00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:56,887
Oh my god, I was kidding!

491
00:25:58,591 --> 00:26:01,825
People have the most fucked up
reasons for having kids.

492
00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:04,995
I know women who have them
just to jump social class.

493
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:07,231
Or, or to hang on
to their husbands.

494
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,600
Meanwhile, half the time the guy doesn't
want to be a father in the first place.

495
00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:13,037
He's just going along with it.
Jesus Christ, Tina!

496
00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:16,140
It's not all so sinister.

497
00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:18,742
It's actually one of the most
beautiful things in life.

498
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:22,680
And I, I think it's sad
that you can't see it that way.

499
00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:27,718
Well, I do too.

500
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:34,925
So Kiki is whose friend?

501
00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:41,098
She originally was my friend.

502
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,134
She was temping at the place
where Wayne was freelancing.

503
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:48,238
Classic.
Did you talk to anyone before you did this?

504
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,775
Did you talk to anyone
before you did this?

505
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,278
No.

506
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,382
You didn't ask us if we'd talked to anyone when
you thought we were having a regular old baby.

507
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,117
You thought it was awesome.

508
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,619
Actually I didn't.

509
00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:03,687
Really?

510
00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:07,157
I mean I was happy for you,
but I was surprised.

511
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:11,395
You... You're a little selfish.

512
00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:15,165
I'm selfish?

513
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:17,635
A little, yeah.

514
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:21,038
You know I don't even
think this sounds legal.

515
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,940
Legal?

516
00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:25,042
Legal, that's not a moral code
I'm particularly interested in.

517
00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:27,311
So you and Kiki don't have a contract?
No.

518
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:30,714
No.
All these privileges for married people

519
00:27:30,716 --> 00:27:33,283
and families, tax breaks
and health insurance

520
00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:35,653
and Green Cards, it's sick.
Why did you get married?

521
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,856
Wayne was broke,
you gotta work the system.

522
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:42,426
Don't get that.

523
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:48,365
Hang on a sec.

524
00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:53,137
You know for a minute there
I forgot all about the game.

525
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:57,875
I like Scandinavian mothers.

526
00:27:57,877 --> 00:28:01,111
They're so relaxed.

527
00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:04,748
I could totally be
like a Danish mom.

528
00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:07,451
What's up?

529
00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:09,353
She told Clark.
Argh, that idiot.

530
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:12,389
Wait, hang on hang on you're going out?
Wait.

531
00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:14,391
I could go with you.
We could take my car.

532
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,993
Great.
Wayne. Don.

533
00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:17,127
I'll be right back, Tina.

534
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:19,863
Okay.
Wait!

535
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,166
Have fun.
When are you... Wayne.

536
00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:35,279
It does that sometimes.

537
00:28:57,136 --> 00:29:00,003
You know why Don went? He wants
to listen to the game in the car.

538
00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:06,877
I'm sorry if I got a little...
Yeah.

539
00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:09,747
It's just, this
whole thing with Kiki is...

540
00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:11,882
What happened?
Who's this guy she told?

541
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,150
Kiki's boyfriend

542
00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:14,852
who's married.

543
00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:17,121
Her boyfriend's married?
With five kids.

544
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,156
Are you serious?

545
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:22,526
Well, four or five, five if you
count the one in the institution.

546
00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:24,962
Yeah, the one
in the institution counts.

547
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:25,996
So, five then.

548
00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,833
I feel dizzy,
do you have any food?

549
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,502
Oh yeah, sorry.

550
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:34,938
So go straight and to the left.

551
00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:40,895
We're not far.

552
00:29:40,896 --> 00:29:41,879
Hey, we can drag this out
as long as you like.

553
00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:44,882
You want me to put
that seat back for you?

554
00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:52,556
Better?
Yeah.

555
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:57,394
You want some air?
Yeah.

556
00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:08,071
Oh my god, Karen, I'm so sorry.
You must be so hungry.

557
00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:12,876
Wayne made this Ethiopian dish.

558
00:30:12,878 --> 00:30:15,112
Oo, what is it?

559
00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:17,514
Wat...
What?

560
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:20,918
Wat, that's wat.
Oh.

561
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,387
Thank you so much. I'm starving.

562
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:28,258
I'm sorry. I was supposed to be
Wayne's tonight.

563
00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:32,196
I totally spaced.
It's really good.

564
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:37,134
Really? Mm.

565
00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:42,072
This is good chow.
Mm, this is seriously good.

566
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:44,441
Hey, I wanna show you
something upstairs.

567
00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:48,846
You still smoking?
Yeah, but not in the house.

568
00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,974
Where did you get these?

569
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:19,643
People kept on sending us
pictures of their kids,

570
00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:22,479
so I just blew 'em up.

571
00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:26,283
Do your ex-boyfriends send you
pictures of their kids all the time?

572
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,652
No.
Mine do.

573
00:31:28,654 --> 00:31:35,292
Do you think it's this weird
sexual overture or aggression?

574
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:38,662
Maybe they're just proud.
Doubt it.

575
00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:43,233
Remember Marcello, the organic
herb guy from the farmers market?

576
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,936
Vaguely.
That's his son.

577
00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:47,471
He's so cute!

578
00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:51,108
Entre.

579
00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:02,686
It does sort of smell
like cat piss in here.

580
00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:09,960
Wow.

581
00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:17,034
I've been collecting jewelry, that
women make out of baby teeth.

582
00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:22,239
Necklaces with their kids'
initials and names on it.

583
00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:25,709
Like this weird
ostentatious conquest.

584
00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:30,714
So Kiki's married boyfriend

585
00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:32,649
had no idea she was doing this?

586
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:37,187
They were taking a break after
he fired her from his office.

587
00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:38,455
Oh god.

588
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,357
Well, you have all
these single women

589
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,260
in these extra marital affairs
who want to be mothers.

590
00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:45,562
Well, maybe they shouldn't be
in extra marital affairs.

591
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,331
Yeah, dream on!

592
00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:54,204
This just seems really weird.

593
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,340
You don't seem like
you want to have a baby.

594
00:32:59,712 --> 00:33:02,212
Wayne didn't want it till June.

595
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:06,450
When we met,
he was totally against it.

596
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,219
We agreed, I mean...

597
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:12,589
It was a big part of why
we were attracted to each other.

598
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:15,625
We believed
in perfect bi-solation.

599
00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:20,497
Two people,
alone together in love.

600
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:24,267
We thought having kids
was a kind of agenda.

601
00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:29,306
And then I got pregnant.

602
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,410
Oh.

603
00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:35,679
Which was an accident.

604
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:36,780
When?

605
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:39,416
Like a year ago.

606
00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:45,622
Oh, Tina.
Yeah.

607
00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:52,229
We um, decided against it.

608
00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:56,666
Against the pregnancy, because

609
00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:59,636
we agreed and it was an accident

610
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:01,438
and we didn't want them,

611
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,741
and we agreed, so...

612
00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:07,377
We ended it.

613
00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:11,048
Was that hard?

614
00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:17,354
Yeah.

615
00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:21,191
Oh, I'm sorry.

616
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:26,296
Anyway, after that
we were suddenly...

617
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,600
It was weird,
I mean he was always

618
00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:32,602
good with kids,
he would like them.

619
00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:37,174
But suddenly,
he just had to be a father.

620
00:34:38,077 --> 00:34:40,410
Had to have a baby.
Wow.

621
00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:45,782
And then when
Wayne met Kiki, and...

622
00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:50,320
She wanted to be a mother, but she
was in this stupid relationship

623
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:53,190
where she couldn't
have one, and...

624
00:34:56,829 --> 00:35:01,631
I started thinking, I could do
as much as a father, right?

625
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:04,835
Huh.

626
00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:14,111
Hmm, it was something
he really wanted.

627
00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:19,282
And I wanted him
to have a life, you know.

628
00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:24,354
What he really wanted.

629
00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:32,863
Others have it easy.

630
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,735
Frickin' late, looking great.

631
00:35:39,872 --> 00:35:42,506
My child, picture on the desk.

632
00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:44,841
I can do that.
Come on.

633
00:36:04,229 --> 00:36:06,930
I just wanted to do it
in a way that I could handle.

634
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:13,904
Why didn't you just try to get
pregnant again and see what happened?

635
00:36:13,906 --> 00:36:16,773
Uh-huh!

636
00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:22,646
Well, I guess it's nice you're
trying to give him what he wants.

637
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:25,715
Right.

638
00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:32,422
How old is Kiki?
Our age, a little younger.

639
00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:40,564
Sit down.

640
00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:55,445
Argh.

641
00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:58,848
Awesome, right?

642
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:05,455
Ahh, ha, ha, okay!

643
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:09,492
Okay.

644
00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:13,296
Help. Ow.

645
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:15,665
Ah.
Boy or girl?

646
00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:20,370
Oh god.
Come on, tell me.

647
00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:24,874
Boy.
Ooo.

648
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:28,645
Don't tell Don.
A little boy.

649
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:31,348
Yeah, so...

650
00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:33,850
Is that what you wanted?

651
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:38,822
I mean I guess I always thought
I'd be happy with either, but...

652
00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:42,759
I always pictured myself
with a little girl.

653
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:49,532
Maybe I'm just not into
super heroes and video games

654
00:37:49,534 --> 00:37:52,369
and dump trucks and reptiles.
Oh, honey.

655
00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:53,803
I don't, I hate science museums.

656
00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:56,439
Oh, everybody hates
science museums.

657
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,810
It'll be okay. I'll be okay.

658
00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:03,380
It'll be great!

659
00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,348
My friends say I'll forget
I ever felt this way.

660
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:08,918
Daughters steal your beauty
when you're pregnant,

661
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,687
have you ever heard that?

662
00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:14,357
Yeah, Italians say that, I think

663
00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:16,359
and traditionally
everyone wanted boys,

664
00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:18,561
so if you're going to be
traditional, it's good, right?

665
00:38:20,032 --> 00:38:21,064
Well...

666
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:26,503
Traditionally some countries
like to drown baby girls, so...

667
00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:29,506
Fuck tradition.
Ha, ha, yes!

668
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:31,508
Please, fuck tradition.

669
00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:35,612
Ah, I think a lot of people
would love not to have kids

670
00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:38,348
until they're brainwashed into thinking
they won't be happy without them.

671
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,083
I see all these girls
going up to college,

672
00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:42,619
and I can't help but think
why are we educating them,

673
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,654
why don't we send them
straight from high school

674
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,623
to Pilates if that's all they're gonna do?
Tina!

675
00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:49,993
Stop attacking me!

676
00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:54,081
Seriously!

677
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,365
I'm not attacking you.
You're attacking me.

678
00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:56,966
How am I attacking you?

679
00:38:56,968 --> 00:39:00,103
Look at you, you're like this
giant beach ball of bliss.

680
00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:02,605
You're like this
living monument of sexism,

681
00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:05,775
you're so beautiful
and glowing and...

682
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,353
I'm going to use the bathroom.

683
00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:21,558
I'll, um, check on the guys.

684
00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:25,862
I'm really glad
you got a chance to see this.

685
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:29,432
It's amazing.

686
00:39:31,636 --> 00:39:32,702
Thanks.

687
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:35,805
I admire your...

688
00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:38,608
You!

689
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:10,073
Hey this is Wayne.
I'm not here right now, leave a message.

690
00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,742
Hey, it's me
I'm just checking in.

691
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:14,644
Bye.

692
00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:18,581
No one thinks that it's weird
to wanna have a baby,

693
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:21,851
but basically you're inviting
a complete stranger

694
00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:25,455
you know nothing about
into your life forever.

695
00:40:25,457 --> 00:40:28,458
But people think
adopting a foster child

696
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:30,527
or a helper monkey is insane.

697
00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:32,495
Did you just say helper monkey?

698
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:37,600
Come here.

699
00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:45,975
You look a mess, Karen.

700
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,234
This just isn't
the greatest time for me.

701
00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:16,573
We're actually...

702
00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:18,908
We're just not having
the greatest time.

703
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,710
It's been really hard.

704
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:25,949
Wayne's so sweet,
he's so into the pregnancy.

705
00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:30,920
Yeah well, just 'cause someone's
loving and giving

706
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:33,623
doesn't mean they're not
doing it for selfish reasons.

707
00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:39,195
Don's just at work all the time.

708
00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:42,031
And he's just not
like that, you know.

709
00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:48,137
And I'm just...
feeling insecure.

710
00:41:50,775 --> 00:41:53,543
You guys having sex?
No.

711
00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:56,846
Are you getting on otherwise?

712
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,618
I mean, sure.

713
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:03,586
Aside from the lack of sex

714
00:42:03,588 --> 00:42:08,625
and him never being home and me
yelling at him whenever he is.

715
00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:10,793
Great then. Yeah.
Yeah.

716
00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:14,964
Hey, clearly he's working it in.

717
00:42:16,601 --> 00:42:18,768
Yeah.
I mean, that was a factor.

718
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:23,640
Not everyone has
a trust fund, Tina.

719
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:28,611
Not a trust fund.
Some of us have to live in reality.

720
00:42:28,613 --> 00:42:31,548
It's not a trust fund.
Well, whatever it is.

721
00:42:31,550 --> 00:42:34,183
It, it's barely enough
to scrape by

722
00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:36,686
and I mean,
look at where we live.

723
00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:37,687
Still.

724
00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:40,557
Still what? I work my ass off.

725
00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:45,895
Give me some of that wine.

726
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,265
Are you sure?
Yeah.

727
00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:51,701
It's okay to drink a little bit
in the last few months.

728
00:42:51,703 --> 00:42:54,337
Just don't tell Don.

729
00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:56,606
Your secret's safe with me.

730
00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:02,245
Hmm.
I'm so getting another bottle.

731
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,350
Don didn't wanna have the baby.

732
00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:12,121
I mean not... now anyway.

733
00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:18,094
So, why are you having it?

734
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:20,763
Pillow.

735
00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:24,734
I didn't want to wait, I'm 42.

736
00:43:27,739 --> 00:43:29,272
We were going to do it anyway.

737
00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:31,874
He thinks I tricked him.

738
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,917
Did you?
Sort of.

739
00:43:42,654 --> 00:43:44,821
He's gonna be so happy
when the baby's born.

740
00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:48,124
Yeah.

741
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,959
Everything looks better
at four in the morning

742
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,728
when you're staring
into a diaper.

743
00:43:54,165 --> 00:43:55,698
I think he's starting
to hate me.

744
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,000
Does it seem like he hates me?

745
00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:58,267
I don't know.

746
00:43:58,269 --> 00:43:59,902
I think he hates me.

747
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,905
He really hates me!

748
00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:08,911
You were going to have kids
anyway, right?

749
00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:12,148
So? Who cares what he thinks.

750
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,651
You're doing what you want.

751
00:44:14,653 --> 00:44:17,220
Yeah.
You should be with Wayne.

752
00:44:21,393 --> 00:44:23,660
Did you see the way
he was looking at you?

753
00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:25,161
No.

754
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:26,963
I think he's developed
like this pregnancy fetish.

755
00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:28,264
It's gross.

756
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:32,802
What's Kiki like?
Grr.

757
00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:39,709
She's stupid in some ways, but she has some
sort of theory behind that men love her.

758
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:42,178
Great.

759
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,746
Where the fuck are those guys?

760
00:44:48,286 --> 00:44:54,190
Oh, I have an idea.
No, don't stop.

761
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,102
No, I'm not playing that game.

762
00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:09,005
You love this game.
No.

763
00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:11,107
You're curious about Wayne,
I can tell.

764
00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:15,078
You're curious about Don.
That's what it is.

765
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,979
Ew. No.

766
00:45:16,981 --> 00:45:18,414
Okay.

767
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,750
Ready?
I'm a little rusty.

768
00:45:20,752 --> 00:45:22,285
Set?

769
00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:23,319
Draw.

770
00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:28,458
What are you doing over there?

771
00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:32,995
You're kind of like
the DaVinci of dicks.

772
00:45:33,898 --> 00:45:35,798
You just love drawing penises.

773
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:39,202
I think you do this
when I'm not even here.

774
00:45:39,204 --> 00:45:42,238
You miss drawing
like this, don't you?

775
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,906
Admit it.

776
00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:47,076
Do you remember that first
uncircumcised one we did?

777
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,947
Or, I did.

778
00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:56,285
Who could forget.
It was ah, eye opening!

779
00:45:57,789 --> 00:46:00,456
To say the least!

780
00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:03,092
Okay, are you ready?

781
00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:04,127
Hold on.

782
00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:07,997
Come on.
Hold on!

783
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:12,135
It's gotta be perfect.
And.

784
00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:14,003
Pencils down.

785
00:46:14,005 --> 00:46:15,138
Okay, okay.

786
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,453
Karen!

787
00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:32,221
This is so good.

788
00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:36,793
Look at the shading,
there is so much feeling.

789
00:46:36,795 --> 00:46:38,494
You always were
a better artist than me.

790
00:46:38,496 --> 00:46:40,329
No.

791
00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:42,365
Better drawer.
He's got a great little personality!

792
00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:44,400
I like its crown.

793
00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:46,269
That's not what I was...

794
00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:49,505
I don't know what I was going
for.

795
00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:50,907
I made it small,
so you would feel better.

796
00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:52,208
Oh, that was big of you.

797
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:54,443
Wayne's cute, right?

798
00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:56,245
He's perfect for you.

799
00:46:56,247 --> 00:46:57,446
I think he's cute.

800
00:46:57,448 --> 00:47:00,316
He's so principled.
Hmm.

801
00:47:05,223 --> 00:47:11,127
I don't know, I think maybe
Don is boning someone else.

802
00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:16,899
A lot of guys hit on me
when their wives were pregnant.

803
00:47:16,901 --> 00:47:18,401
Oh, that's just great.

804
00:47:18,403 --> 00:47:20,203
I am just saying, so you don't
take it personally.

805
00:47:20,205 --> 00:47:22,438
I think they feel
scared or trapped

806
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,541
or horny or whatever.
You're defending him?

807
00:47:25,543 --> 00:47:27,043
I am just saying.

808
00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:28,344
Do you think
he seems like he is?

809
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:30,546
How could I tell?
I don't know.

810
00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:32,114
I hate this.

811
00:47:32,116 --> 00:47:33,549
Have you asked him?

812
00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:36,285
Not directly, just some
nasty hints and comments.

813
00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:37,386
Okay, suppose he is?

814
00:47:38,990 --> 00:47:40,857
Do you care?
Of course I care.

815
00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:44,994
Okay, so then confront him
or ask him or whatever.

816
00:47:44,996 --> 00:47:47,630
Right, and end up a single mom
out in the suburbs.

817
00:47:47,632 --> 00:47:50,132
Online dating
like Chrissy Shipman.

818
00:47:50,134 --> 00:47:51,901
Who's Crissy Shipman?

819
00:47:51,903 --> 00:47:53,502
You remember Chrissy Shipman,
she lived on our floor.

820
00:47:53,504 --> 00:47:56,038
Ew, you still keep up
with that looser?

821
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,940
Just on Facebook.
Uh.

822
00:47:59,143 --> 00:48:02,645
Just name the baby after some

823
00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:04,881
beloved relative of his.

824
00:48:04,883 --> 00:48:08,484
What's some relative
he's totally into?

825
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:10,086
His grandfather, I guess.

826
00:48:10,088 --> 00:48:13,923
What's his grandfather's name?
Elliot.

827
00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:18,661
It, it's cute. Elliot, Elliot,
Elliot.

828
00:48:18,663 --> 00:48:20,329
E.T. phone home.

829
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,033
I would never have thought that.

830
00:48:25,203 --> 00:48:26,369
No, it's really sweet.

831
00:48:26,371 --> 00:48:28,070
Name the baby Elliot,

832
00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:30,339
you will lock him in for life
with that one.

833
00:48:32,343 --> 00:48:33,943
Oh my god, that's them.

834
00:48:33,945 --> 00:48:36,279
Oh, do you have any mouthwash?
Yeah, come.

835
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:58,167
Don't ask Don about
him fooling around, I know you.

836
00:48:58,169 --> 00:48:59,669
Don't tell Wayne
I'm still smoking.

837
00:48:59,671 --> 00:49:01,304
Don't tell Don I was drinking.

838
00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:14,183
I said wait, wait,
he has brain cancer?

839
00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:18,087
And they were like, no, Kiki,
he is a break dancer.

840
00:49:20,525 --> 00:49:24,994
I can't believe, I mean...

841
00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:27,229
That's fantastic.
Here, let me help you.

842
00:49:27,231 --> 00:49:29,432
Oh my god, yeah.
I can see why you guys chose her.

843
00:49:29,434 --> 00:49:31,033
Oh, shut up.
Voilà .

844
00:49:31,035 --> 00:49:32,735
I'll get you
something to put on.

845
00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:35,037
Hi, I'm Kiki.

846
00:49:35,039 --> 00:49:36,973
I'm Wayne and Tina's
baby surrogate mom.

847
00:49:36,975 --> 00:49:38,474
And you are?
I'm Karen.

848
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,743
You're pregnant too, right?
Oh no, I'm not pregnant.

849
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:44,113
I'm kidding.

850
00:49:44,115 --> 00:49:46,048
Oh god, good.

851
00:49:46,050 --> 00:49:49,051
It's always so horrible when you
ask someone if they're pregnant,

852
00:49:49,053 --> 00:49:52,288
and then it just turns out
that they're just you know, fat.

853
00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:54,323
Oh well, I'm pregnant and fat.

854
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:57,393
Oh god, no, no, no,
I didn't mean that you're...

855
00:49:57,395 --> 00:50:00,463
Er, sorry. No, I mean
obviously you're pregnant.

856
00:50:00,465 --> 00:50:02,064
Doesn't she look wonderful?

857
00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:04,667
Yeah, you have such rosy cheeks.

858
00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:05,668
Here.

859
00:50:06,537 --> 00:50:08,337
Oh, thank you.

860
00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:17,480
Ahem.
So who's winning?

861
00:50:17,482 --> 00:50:20,583
Er, Mets. Mets won.

862
00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:24,220
Were you drinking?

863
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:25,688
No.
So uh...

864
00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,156
How do you two know each other?

865
00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:30,259
We're married.
Oh, I was just kidding.

866
00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:31,527
You better not
have been drinking.

867
00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,095
It is really, really bad.

868
00:50:33,097 --> 00:50:35,264
Oh, I'm aware, thank you.

869
00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:37,133
Don't get around your friend
and start fucking around.

870
00:50:40,438 --> 00:50:41,437
God.

871
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,407
It is like really weird.

872
00:50:44,409 --> 00:50:46,409
I always thought it would be the
hardest thing to give up alcohol.

873
00:50:46,411 --> 00:50:48,677
But I don't even wanna drink.

874
00:50:48,679 --> 00:50:51,747
It's like all I'm craving is,
is fresh air.

875
00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:54,717
Fresh fruits
and fresh vegetables.

876
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:58,287
You seem better.
I am, thank you.

877
00:50:58,289 --> 00:51:00,556
So how many months are you?

878
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:01,524
16.

879
00:51:01,526 --> 00:51:04,493
Wow!

880
00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:09,331
Were you like, so hot all the
time in your first few months?

881
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:11,233
I don't think
I was hot, actually.

882
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:12,802
Really?

883
00:51:12,804 --> 00:51:15,638
Well, were your breasts like
really sensitive?

884
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:21,310
Because my breasts are
like so sensitive all the time.

885
00:51:21,312 --> 00:51:24,513
And I am so thirsty.
I, I'll get you some water.

886
00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:27,550
Oh, no, no, hey, just, you sit.

887
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:32,755
Kiki has not had any morning
sickness at all, which is great.

888
00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:34,723
What did she tell Clark?

889
00:51:34,725 --> 00:51:37,426
Oh, I don't know,
we didn't get into it.

890
00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:38,761
The game was on.

891
00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:40,863
Plus we stopped
at a tapas place.

892
00:51:40,865 --> 00:51:42,364
Thank you.

893
00:51:42,366 --> 00:51:47,269
I'm sorry, you stopped
at a tapas place?

894
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:50,272
She was hungry,
she wanted to unwind.

895
00:51:53,478 --> 00:51:55,711
I'm really sorry to be breaking
up your party like this.

896
00:51:56,848 --> 00:51:58,481
Why are you apologizing to me?

897
00:51:58,483 --> 00:52:00,816
Mm, uhm, I don't know.

898
00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:05,121
I'm sorry.
It's fine.

899
00:52:05,123 --> 00:52:06,889
Relax.
Oh, thanks.

900
00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:09,391
So, what happened?

901
00:52:09,393 --> 00:52:11,527
Mm... mm.

902
00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:16,565
Clarks wife is pregnant.

903
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:18,801
What again?
What is that like six?

904
00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:21,770
Yeah, I mean he is never
going to leave her.

905
00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:24,340
Ever. So I told him
that I was pregnant

906
00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:26,475
and now he wants to leave me.

907
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:29,345
You know, I'm like really hot. I can't
like deal with this, I'm sorry.

908
00:52:29,347 --> 00:52:31,347
Wait, why did you tell him?

909
00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:33,415
Uh, I had to because

910
00:52:33,417 --> 00:52:35,551
when he heard that she was
pregnant, he needed to see me

911
00:52:35,553 --> 00:52:37,686
and then when he saw my belly
he could just tell.

912
00:52:37,688 --> 00:52:39,522
What belly?
He saw your belly?

913
00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:41,524
He said it was the stupidest
thing that I've ever done.

914
00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:42,892
Who's Clark?

915
00:52:42,894 --> 00:52:45,327
Clark and I have
been in a relationship

916
00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:47,396
for five stupid years.

917
00:52:47,398 --> 00:52:49,632
And he's married?
Yes.

918
00:52:49,634 --> 00:52:53,369
And he doesn't know anything
about your arrangement with these two?

919
00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:56,639
No!
I love it.

920
00:52:56,641 --> 00:53:01,243
You know what? He said the worst
possible things to me. Like what?

921
00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:04,413
Like you've got better things
to do with your life.

922
00:53:04,415 --> 00:53:07,249
And I was like what? Sit around
with my looks disintegrating

923
00:53:07,251 --> 00:53:10,586
waiting for you to divorce that
preppy little witch you hate?

924
00:53:10,588 --> 00:53:12,188
Jesus.

925
00:53:12,190 --> 00:53:15,658
Oh, oh my god I'm so sorry.

926
00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:17,193
Oh, it's okay.

927
00:53:17,195 --> 00:53:18,961
Oh my god, I'm gonna be okay.

928
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:22,631
Oh god, I am so sorry.

929
00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:25,201
It's fine. Don't worry about it,
she cries all the time.

930
00:53:25,203 --> 00:53:26,936
Cause You stay out all the time.
You got her drunk.

931
00:53:26,938 --> 00:53:28,437
Arrest me.

932
00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:30,806
I am the one
who should be crying.

933
00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:32,675
She's got a man and a baby.

934
00:53:32,677 --> 00:53:36,946
And I have no man and I have
like a timeshare in a baby.

935
00:53:36,948 --> 00:53:40,349
I'm sure you and Clark
will work it out.

936
00:53:40,351 --> 00:53:41,617
Why should she work it out?

937
00:53:41,619 --> 00:53:43,619
He's a jerk.
She loves him.

938
00:53:43,621 --> 00:53:45,988
He's married.
She likes married guys.

939
00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:47,623
I'm almost passed my prime.

940
00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:50,726
No you are a young,
beautiful woman.

941
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,628
I am in phase four.

942
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:54,396
Oh, you're not
in phase four, Kiki.

943
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:56,498
Four what?
Er Kiki, Kiki

944
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:59,935
has these theories about
the phases of a woman's life.

945
00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:02,571
Go ahead, tell them.
No listen, I don't wanna bore you.

946
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:04,974
No, not at all.

947
00:54:06,978 --> 00:54:09,411
Okay.

948
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:11,780
There are five phases
of a woman's life.

949
00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:14,316
And the first is girlhood.

950
00:54:14,318 --> 00:54:17,720
Like learning what's expected of you.
You know, what's sexy.

951
00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:20,389
And incidentally I realized
this is where most young women

952
00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,625
plant the seeds
for their second marriages

953
00:54:22,627 --> 00:54:24,927
by like sitting on their
fathers' friends' laps

954
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,362
and stuff like that.
Nice.

955
00:54:26,364 --> 00:54:28,831
Yeah. And phase two

956
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:31,333
is when you grow boobs.

957
00:54:31,335 --> 00:54:33,836
And men of all ages,
they start to look at them.

958
00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:36,772
And you know it
and they know it.

959
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:40,509
But everyone around you pretends
like it's like not happening.

960
00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:44,380
And this is when women are
actually in their fullest power.

961
00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:46,582
Yeah, I'm nervous as a cat
around teenage girls. See.

962
00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:48,484
Yeah they're very intimidating, Don.
See?

963
00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:49,952
Are you okay?

964
00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:51,854
I'm fine.

965
00:54:51,856 --> 00:54:58,360
Um, Kiki was just telling us about her
theory of the phases of a woman's life.

966
00:54:58,362 --> 00:54:59,895
Great.

967
00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:01,597
Phase three

968
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:02,698
is when you're in your 20's

969
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,900
and your like very early 30's,

970
00:55:04,902 --> 00:55:06,068
and you have to be smart

971
00:55:06,070 --> 00:55:08,070
and supportive.

972
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:11,607
And you have to like be a really
good partner for your man.

973
00:55:11,609 --> 00:55:14,843
Oh, and you have to have a man
in phase three.

974
00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:18,013
And you have to stay sexy enough
so it keeps him challenged

975
00:55:18,015 --> 00:55:20,916
and interested.
Ow! You're squeezing my hand too hard.

976
00:55:20,918 --> 00:55:24,086
Sorry.
And you also have to like follow him around

977
00:55:24,088 --> 00:55:26,322
anywhere so he'll marry you.

978
00:55:26,324 --> 00:55:27,523
Wow.

979
00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:29,525
And that brings us
to phase four.

980
00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:30,859
Which is my phase.

981
00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:32,695
You are not in phase four.
Phase four.

982
00:55:33,964 --> 00:55:36,765
You have to be a mother.

983
00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:39,868
You see once women turn 30, they
like start to look like shit.

984
00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:41,937
And their faces
get all like coarse.

985
00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:44,740
And their teeth get all stained
from all that partying they did

986
00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:47,343
supporting their man
in phase three.

987
00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:50,546
And their cleavage starts
to get like chicken skin

988
00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:52,014
and disgusting.

989
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:56,018
And nobody wants to look
directly at women in phase four.

990
00:55:56,020 --> 00:56:00,389
I mean, particularly like in the
later stages of it. I mean, I don't.

991
00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:04,860
I don't. I have to make like a
concerted effort to look at them.

992
00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:08,063
We all do, it's depressing.

993
00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:13,702
We only need phase four women
as mother figures.

994
00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:16,705
As like therapists and mentors

995
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:19,141
and we need them for their
business connections

996
00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:22,478
and their social connections, and we need them
to give us like their cool vintage clothing

997
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,079
that they can't
fit into anymore.

998
00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:28,851
Clark already has someone
in phase four.

999
00:56:29,954 --> 00:56:31,620
He doesn't need me.

1000
00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:37,426
I was his little vixen.

1001
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:41,997
And now that I'm pregnant,
I'm not a vixen anymore.

1002
00:56:46,637 --> 00:56:49,505
Oh my god, I feel so fat!

1003
00:56:49,507 --> 00:56:53,041
I'm like hot and disgusting.

1004
00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:58,080
I'm still a vixen inside.

1005
00:56:59,150 --> 00:57:00,716
I'm not.

1006
00:57:00,718 --> 00:57:03,986
I am not a vixen.
Yeah, you are.

1007
00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:06,622
You are both vixens.

1008
00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:08,657
No I'm not, look at me.

1009
00:57:08,659 --> 00:57:12,161
Oh my god, I can't keep having
this conversation with you.

1010
00:57:12,163 --> 00:57:14,730
Every day she wants me to
tell her she looks beautiful,

1011
00:57:14,732 --> 00:57:17,132
and the truth is
she's looked better.

1012
00:57:17,134 --> 00:57:18,767
And she will again.

1013
00:57:19,870 --> 00:57:22,938
What if I don't?
You better.

1014
00:57:24,175 --> 00:57:26,909
Hey, you are luminous.

1015
00:57:26,911 --> 00:57:30,479
Give it a rest.
All I want is to have a baby.

1016
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:33,849
And I wanna get married.

1017
00:57:34,852 --> 00:57:36,585
Why is that so hard?

1018
00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:41,190
Oh, and I have to move out
of the apartment.

1019
00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:42,724
Why? Does he pay
for the apartment?

1020
00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:45,694
Oh, I think that's personal.
Don't you?

1021
00:57:46,564 --> 00:57:51,133
Oh yeah, certainly, I'm sorry.
No, like, don't even...

1022
00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:53,702
Oh shit. I'm sorry.

1023
00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:02,010
Yeah.

1024
00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:07,850
Oh, oh god, I'm so sorry.
Where should I be?

1025
00:58:07,852 --> 00:58:09,785
Is that him?
Um,

1026
00:58:09,787 --> 00:58:11,753
well actually I'm with people
who care about me, right now.

1027
00:58:12,923 --> 00:58:14,857
Yeah, uh-huh, that's right.

1028
00:58:17,928 --> 00:58:19,661
You know what? You can just
like, go fuck yourself!

1029
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:22,698
I'm gonna hang up right now!

1030
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:24,099
If you don't wanna talk to him,

1031
00:58:24,101 --> 00:58:25,901
why don't you turn off
your phone?

1032
00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:27,903
Um, I don't know, I should.

1033
00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:30,105
We should leave.
No, god no, okay.

1034
00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:33,108
I'm sorry. You know what? I
don't wanna mess up your party.

1035
00:58:33,110 --> 00:58:34,910
I'm gonna go.
No, don't go!

1036
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,679
Okay?
Okay.

1037
00:58:38,649 --> 00:58:41,984
What did he want?
Um, I guess...

1038
00:58:41,986 --> 00:58:44,019
I guess he wants me
to change my mind.

1039
00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:46,922
What does that mean?
What do you think it means?

1040
00:58:46,924 --> 00:58:48,156
Oh, absolutely not!

1041
00:58:48,158 --> 00:58:49,858
Hey! Don't yell at me.

1042
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,860
I'm not yelling,
I'm just adamant.

1043
00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:54,162
This is our kid we're talking about, Kiki.
I know.

1044
00:58:54,164 --> 00:58:55,731
Is that something
you're considering?

1045
00:58:55,733 --> 00:58:57,533
No.
Are you sure?

1046
00:58:57,535 --> 00:59:00,235
Yeah.
I mean, you want to do this, right?

1047
00:59:00,237 --> 00:59:02,538
This is something you want?
Yes.

1048
00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:03,939
I wanna have a baby.

1049
00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:05,173
Okay, then.

1050
00:59:06,544 --> 00:59:07,576
Sort of.

1051
00:59:08,779 --> 00:59:10,312
I mean, oh my god.

1052
00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:12,214
How did I mess up
my life so bad?

1053
00:59:13,851 --> 00:59:16,218
I think I just have
too much integrity.

1054
00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:18,053
Huh.
All of my friends said

1055
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:19,154
I should have
just gotten pregnant

1056
00:59:19,156 --> 00:59:20,622
when I was first seeing Clark.

1057
00:59:20,624 --> 00:59:22,658
All of my friends said it.

1058
00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:24,259
Within three months I should have
just gotten like knocked up,

1059
00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:27,062
while he was so vulnerable,
you know?

1060
00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,997
While he was dying for me.

1061
00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:32,334
I've ruined my life.
This guy sounds like a total asshole.

1062
00:59:32,336 --> 00:59:36,138
He's not. You don't even know,
his wife is horrible.

1063
00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:38,774
He doesn't even want kids, but
every time he's about to leave her

1064
00:59:38,776 --> 00:59:40,108
she gets pregnant!

1065
00:59:40,110 --> 00:59:43,278
Magically.
Oh, she does it on purpose!

1066
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,681
She doesn't even love him.
It's like she hates him.

1067
00:59:45,683 --> 00:59:47,583
All she ever does
is yell at him.

1068
00:59:47,585 --> 00:59:50,118
He's just too good
of a guy to leave her.

1069
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:53,288
He's like this noble person

1070
00:59:53,290 --> 00:59:56,058
who has been trapped
by this horrible woman

1071
00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:59,661
who keeps having his children and
then turning them against him.

1072
00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:02,331
He married her.
Because she was pregnant.

1073
01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:05,667
I mean, people never
have sympathy for men.

1074
01:00:05,669 --> 01:00:09,371
And he has another ex-wife who has
been sponging off of him for years.

1075
01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:11,974
He does? And she'll never get
re-married because she wants to keep

1076
01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:13,375
getting alimony from him.

1077
01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:15,811
See divorce laws in this
country are outrageous,

1078
01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:17,813
that's what needs reform.

1079
01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:19,781
I feel a little bit sick.
Do you want some water?

1080
01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:21,717
No.
Okay then.

1081
01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:24,886
Why can't I ever
just have what I want?

1082
01:00:24,888 --> 01:00:27,789
No one ever wants
to be with me for forever.

1083
01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:29,825
Just on the weekdays.

1084
01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:32,694
What's wrong with me?

1085
01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:52,381
Oh my god, I love this!

1086
01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:57,185
It's perfect, it looks
like he got a little crown.

1087
01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:01,957
What's this supposed to be?
Give me...

1088
01:01:01,959 --> 01:01:02,858
Is that you?

1089
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,060
Woah, okay this one...

1090
01:01:05,062 --> 01:01:08,196
Whoa!

1091
01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:10,432
Oh my god, did you draw this?
She made me do it.

1092
01:01:10,434 --> 01:01:13,335
It's something that we used to do.
C'mon let's, let's have a look.

1093
01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:16,672
Come on, come on.
Oh my god, that looks great.

1094
01:01:16,674 --> 01:01:18,740
What's this? Huh?
What?

1095
01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:20,409
What yeah, I'm sorry.

1096
01:01:20,411 --> 01:01:23,245
Maybe you should show Kiki
your penis, so everyone knows.

1097
01:01:23,247 --> 01:01:25,714
Yeah, maybe I should!

1098
01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:28,216
Okay kids, please.
I just don't understand why you would draw

1099
01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:30,686
this unflattering
rendition of my penis?

1100
01:01:30,688 --> 01:01:33,121
Why would you do that?
She actually said it didn't do you justice.

1101
01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:35,724
Thank you.
You are quite an artist.

1102
01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:37,259
Am I too female, Tina?

1103
01:01:37,261 --> 01:01:39,161
Yeah, you know what? Maybe you
should wear an undershirt

1104
01:01:39,163 --> 01:01:40,829
and like beat me or something.

1105
01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:42,431
Maybe I should

1106
01:01:42,433 --> 01:01:45,233
since you made me wear this
stupid shirt in the first place.

1107
01:01:45,235 --> 01:01:46,968
Oh, super macho!

1108
01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:49,237
I'd like to amend
my drawing, if I may.

1109
01:01:49,239 --> 01:01:51,006
Wayne, it's just a game.
No!

1110
01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:53,408
What is wrong with you?
Why are you acting like this?

1111
01:01:54,812 --> 01:01:56,044
How should I be acting?

1112
01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:57,879
Since it's up you, huh?

1113
01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,247
I act the way you want me to

1114
01:01:59,249 --> 01:02:01,383
and you draw me
with a one inch cock!

1115
01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:03,085
It's not one inch!

1116
01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:05,954
We didn't even really
determine the scale, Wayne.

1117
01:02:05,956 --> 01:02:07,355
Well, you figured it out.

1118
01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:09,191
You know, I think
what Wayne is trying to say...

1119
01:02:09,193 --> 01:02:10,959
I don't really care what you
think Wayne is trying to say.

1120
01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:13,428
Don't tell her what to care
about what someone thinks.

1121
01:02:13,430 --> 01:02:15,130
What?
What?

1122
01:02:15,132 --> 01:02:17,866
Kiki, have the baby,
Wayne, change the baby!

1123
01:02:17,868 --> 01:02:20,335
But Tina goes off
on her merry way

1124
01:02:20,337 --> 01:02:22,037
doing whatever
she wants, because

1125
01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:23,271
the only thing that's
important in the world right now

1126
01:02:23,273 --> 01:02:24,940
is what's Tina wants.

1127
01:02:24,942 --> 01:02:26,508
I'm getting a stomach ache.
Don, should we go?

1128
01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:28,176
No, no, no, shh.

1129
01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:30,245
I didn't do this whole thing
so you could turn around

1130
01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:31,480
and persecute Kiki.

1131
01:02:31,482 --> 01:02:33,081
How am I persecuting Kiki?

1132
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,883
You're treating her like
a second class citizen.

1133
01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:37,352
Oh, suddenly she has
her crotch in your face

1134
01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:39,154
and I'm persecuting her?

1135
01:02:39,156 --> 01:02:41,089
She's not an idiot, she
knows exactly what she's doing.

1136
01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:42,791
Put the fucking sweat pants on.

1137
01:02:42,793 --> 01:02:44,226
Uh-hu, do not
talk to her like that!

1138
01:02:44,228 --> 01:02:45,761
Hmm. That's the mother
of your child.

1139
01:02:45,763 --> 01:02:47,195
You can mind your own business.

1140
01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:48,964
Too much male energy
in the room for you, Tina?

1141
01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:50,532
Oh, is that how you describe the energy?
Yeah.

1142
01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:52,834
Okay, I gotta pee.

1143
01:02:58,942 --> 01:03:01,476
It's time to go.
Okay.

1144
01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:16,792
You got something
on your dress there.

1145
01:03:20,798 --> 01:03:22,964
You know what they used to
call women like you?

1146
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:24,366
What, Don?

1147
01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:26,868
Witches.

1148
01:03:26,870 --> 01:03:30,972
Yeah. Women like me have always
scared men like you.

1149
01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:32,107
You don't scare me.

1150
01:03:32,943 --> 01:03:35,310
Yeah, I do.

1151
01:03:36,346 --> 01:03:39,014
It seems somethings growing
between these two.

1152
01:03:39,016 --> 01:03:41,349
No, sorry.

1153
01:03:41,351 --> 01:03:46,421
Something between us
has grown inside her.

1154
01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:48,857
Huh, that's very good.
You like playing games.

1155
01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:50,325
You get off on power games?

1156
01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:54,896
I think this is a very interesting
game you're playing right here.

1157
01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:59,367
Kiki, you've been kicked out
of your apartment, right?

1158
01:03:59,369 --> 01:04:02,103
Yeah.
Hmm, maybe I can help you.

1159
01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:05,440
Don. I just bought a
building in the East Village

1160
01:04:05,442 --> 01:04:08,410
and there's a rent
stabilized apartment.

1161
01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:10,345
We just evicted the tenant.

1162
01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:12,113
Was it an elderly person?

1163
01:04:12,115 --> 01:04:14,449
What about I put you
on the lease?

1164
01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:17,185
What would that mean? That would mean
you have a rent stabilized apartment

1165
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,587
in the East Village
for the rest of your life

1166
01:04:18,589 --> 01:04:21,223
for about $415 a month.

1167
01:04:22,993 --> 01:04:24,292
Oh my god!

1168
01:04:24,294 --> 01:04:26,228
Wait.
Would that change anything?

1169
01:04:26,230 --> 01:04:29,331
Ha, ha, oh my god.
Don.

1170
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:31,900
We're not giving Kiki
an apartment.

1171
01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:33,535
No, I'm not talking about
giving it to Kiki.

1172
01:04:35,639 --> 01:04:37,172
I'm talking about
giving it to Wayne.

1173
01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:42,244
Wayne doesn't need an apartment.

1174
01:04:42,246 --> 01:04:46,481
If that would change
anything in this... Situation.

1175
01:04:46,483 --> 01:04:48,250
No, thanks.

1176
01:04:48,252 --> 01:04:51,419
I'm offering it to Wayne.

1177
01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:56,024
Why would you do that?
Well, I need a project too.

1178
01:04:58,195 --> 01:04:59,527
He doesn't want...

1179
01:05:01,632 --> 01:05:04,466
Does it have a washer and a dryer?
There's a hook up.

1180
01:05:09,139 --> 01:05:11,373
I think we should talk about it.

1181
01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:14,009
I mean it's a generous offer.

1182
01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:15,510
Are you high?

1183
01:05:15,512 --> 01:05:17,445
I mean if you two don't
have a legal agreement

1184
01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:19,547
and Kiki is the mother...
It's my egg.

1185
01:05:19,549 --> 01:05:22,150
You don't really have a legal agreement.
Wayne and I are married.

1186
01:05:22,152 --> 01:05:23,685
By a drunk guy in Thailand.

1187
01:05:23,687 --> 01:05:25,553
It's Fiji
By a drunk guy in Fiji.

1188
01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:29,257
I mean just in case legal is a
moral code you're interested in.

1189
01:05:31,561 --> 01:05:33,261
Kiki has my baby inside her.

1190
01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,696
Our, our baby.

1191
01:05:34,698 --> 01:05:37,299
And I'm feeling all these primal

1192
01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:40,035
feelings arise
unexpectantly very powerful.

1193
01:05:40,037 --> 01:05:41,369
I didn't know
I was going to feel so...

1194
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:42,704
Primal?
Yeah!

1195
01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:45,073
Yeah, primal.

1196
01:05:45,075 --> 01:05:47,375
Great, so you finally muster this
primal male feeling and... And what?

1197
01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:50,145
I, I don't know what, Wayne?

1198
01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:52,280
What?
I don't know, I don't know.

1199
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:54,416
Well, spit it out, because you've got a
sweet offer on the table, right, Don?

1200
01:05:54,418 --> 01:05:56,484
Right.
You know, Tina.

1201
01:05:56,486 --> 01:06:00,121
It is a basic feminine instinct

1202
01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:02,123
that's lacking in you.

1203
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:05,427
Really, what basic feminine
instinct am I lacking this week?

1204
01:06:05,429 --> 01:06:06,728
Nurturing.

1205
01:06:06,730 --> 01:06:08,630
I hate that word!
I love it.

1206
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,133
She's nurturing?

1207
01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:14,002
She's a fucking train wreck.

1208
01:06:14,004 --> 01:06:15,136
Excuse me?

1209
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,472
She's having my baby.
Our!

1210
01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:19,374
Our baby!

1211
01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:20,742
Whatever.
I'm not nurturing?

1212
01:06:20,744 --> 01:06:23,278
All I do is nurture you.

1213
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,580
I support
your meandering career.

1214
01:06:25,582 --> 01:06:29,517
I pay for this place, I'm so fucking
sick of nurturing, I could puke!

1215
01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:33,421
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I floated your fucking magazine.

1216
01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:35,657
You don't float it anymore.
You ditched it!

1217
01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:39,260
Because we started
a new project, Wayne!

1218
01:06:40,230 --> 01:06:43,164
You know, there's
a photograph in a book.

1219
01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:49,004
A family of women.
A woman riding a bike pregnant.

1220
01:06:49,006 --> 01:06:51,172
The wind blowing in her hair.

1221
01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:53,108
Wearing denim overalls.

1222
01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:56,011
The expression on her face.

1223
01:06:56,013 --> 01:06:57,312
Simple joy.

1224
01:06:58,181 --> 01:06:59,247
That's what I want.

1225
01:06:59,249 --> 01:07:02,150
A pair of overalls?
No.

1226
01:07:05,055 --> 01:07:07,222
Simple joy.

1227
01:07:08,492 --> 01:07:10,792
It's not simple, Wayne.

1228
01:07:10,794 --> 01:07:12,494
It is for some people.

1229
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:18,466
Okay.

1230
01:07:19,403 --> 01:07:21,302
I'm gonna make it really simple.

1231
01:07:23,173 --> 01:07:25,440
Are you banging her?

1232
01:07:27,277 --> 01:07:28,309
No.

1233
01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:30,745
Okay, then.
But I...

1234
01:07:30,747 --> 01:07:32,814
But what?
What are you trying to say?

1235
01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:36,551
I, I don't know.
Stop pushing me.

1236
01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:38,820
I just don't want to miss out
on something vital.

1237
01:07:38,822 --> 01:07:42,424
Something vital?
You and I, this isn't vital?

1238
01:07:42,426 --> 01:07:45,126
No, you are no longer
vital to the equation.

1239
01:07:45,128 --> 01:07:47,729
You're... you didn't want to be.
We're not vital?

1240
01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:51,066
That was the whole
fuckin plan or...

1241
01:07:51,068 --> 01:07:53,134
Or was I just the bread...
Oh my god.

1242
01:07:53,136 --> 01:07:56,104
Did you guys plan this,
was this some kind of plan?

1243
01:07:56,106 --> 01:07:58,306
You know we didn't.
I don't know anything anymore.

1244
01:07:58,308 --> 01:08:01,209
How are guys gonna make money?
Maybe you can provide child support.

1245
01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:02,510
You're having an abortion.

1246
01:08:02,512 --> 01:08:04,746
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.

1247
01:08:04,748 --> 01:08:07,115
She's not having an abortion.
We'll see about that.

1248
01:08:07,117 --> 01:08:09,551
Not unless Clark and I get back together.
You're not!

1249
01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:13,555
You're incredible. This is what you choose
after all you're high moral ground?

1250
01:08:13,557 --> 01:08:17,559
You choose a rescue mission,
the power of a powerless woman

1251
01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:19,794
no man can resist.
Were you ever a stripper?

1252
01:08:19,796 --> 01:08:21,262
So what if she was?

1253
01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:22,697
You didn't love me!

1254
01:08:22,699 --> 01:08:24,165
You married me for tax purposes.

1255
01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:25,467
Don't be an idiot.

1256
01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:27,168
You didn't want my baby.

1257
01:08:27,170 --> 01:08:28,503
You killed my child!

1258
01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:31,473
This again, no.
Yes, this again. I'm sorry!

1259
01:08:31,475 --> 01:08:33,741
You can't agree to it
and then hold it against me

1260
01:08:33,743 --> 01:08:35,310
for the rest of our lives.

1261
01:08:35,312 --> 01:08:37,812
I can't help how I feel!

1262
01:08:37,814 --> 01:08:41,316
After you did what you did.
We did it.

1263
01:08:41,318 --> 01:08:44,285
You did it! It was your choice,
I went along with it.

1264
01:08:44,287 --> 01:08:46,621
It was your choice.

1265
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:49,224
I wanna feel the kind of love
people talk about.

1266
01:08:49,226 --> 01:08:51,292
Me too. I don't wanna think
about myself all the time.

1267
01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:53,761
Me too.
I want to be with a woman

1268
01:08:53,763 --> 01:08:56,631
who doesn't think having my baby
is ruining her life.

1269
01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:58,266
Or one that just won't say it?

1270
01:08:58,268 --> 01:09:00,902
You want a liar, you want
a manipulative coward?

1271
01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:02,737
That's, that's what
you think about mothers.

1272
01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:04,439
You'd be surprised.

1273
01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:06,174
All night
you've been attacking her.

1274
01:09:06,176 --> 01:09:09,144
Her?
And Kiki and anyone who makes choices,

1275
01:09:09,146 --> 01:09:10,578
choices you don't happen
to agree with.

1276
01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:13,815
Because they are miserable
and they won't admit it!

1277
01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:15,650
She's joyous!

1278
01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:18,186
She's serene!
You wanna look at Karen.

1279
01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:20,522
First time since
Kiki walked in, but...

1280
01:09:20,524 --> 01:09:22,223
You know what, okay.

1281
01:09:22,225 --> 01:09:24,759
Tina!
This is your idea of a happy couple?

1282
01:09:24,761 --> 01:09:27,495
A perfect situation?

1283
01:09:32,602 --> 01:09:33,735
I am happy.

1284
01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:40,742
Ugh! Huh-huh-huh!

1285
01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:46,848
Okay.

1286
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:50,552
I'm sick of everyone
pretending to be happy.

1287
01:09:50,554 --> 01:09:54,822
Everyone on drugs, pretending
everything's fine and buying big houses

1288
01:09:54,824 --> 01:09:57,559
to get away from each other, having
kids 'cause they've run out of friends

1289
01:09:57,561 --> 01:10:00,695
having these fucking little
accessories who are excuses

1290
01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:02,864
for every fucked up
choice they make.

1291
01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:07,435
And they are just gonna grow up
to be more people I fucking hate!

1292
01:10:07,437 --> 01:10:10,538
Those are your words, Wayne.

1293
01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:12,974
I don't feel like that anymore.

1294
01:10:12,976 --> 01:10:16,444
I'm allowed to change, Tina.

1295
01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:19,881
Okay, okay.

1296
01:10:21,585 --> 01:10:23,451
You're happy?

1297
01:10:25,655 --> 01:10:26,788
Yes.

1298
01:10:31,695 --> 01:10:34,729
Really?
Yes.

1299
01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:41,703
We're happy.
You're the one who's unhappy.

1300
01:10:41,705 --> 01:10:43,771
So everyone's happy except me?

1301
01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:45,673
Looks like it.
I'm happy!

1302
01:10:46,876 --> 01:10:48,543
I mean as long as
I can get the apartment.

1303
01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:52,680
This sucks!

1304
01:10:55,252 --> 01:10:57,785
After everything I did for you.

1305
01:10:57,787 --> 01:11:00,922
I... I did this for you.

1306
01:11:00,924 --> 01:11:05,660
And I let her into our lives so
you could have what you wanted.

1307
01:11:05,662 --> 01:11:08,563
'Cause that's how much
I love you, bonehead.

1308
01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:11,833
I don't even understand
what you want.

1309
01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:14,702
It's all theories
and semantics with you.

1310
01:11:14,704 --> 01:11:16,437
You want equality.

1311
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,806
You wanna change the world,
you want social justice,

1312
01:11:18,808 --> 01:11:22,477
you want all this crap
I don't even remember anymore.

1313
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:26,014
When did social justice
become crap to you?

1314
01:11:26,883 --> 01:11:30,852
You sound like you joined the
pod-people. Wayne, come on.

1315
01:11:35,058 --> 01:11:39,427
Maybe this is what you want.
No.

1316
01:11:41,064 --> 01:11:43,364
You can visit.

1317
01:11:43,366 --> 01:11:45,533
You can still do your project.

1318
01:11:45,535 --> 01:11:50,538
It might be good for
your project. And, hey, hey.

1319
01:11:51,608 --> 01:11:54,342
You're gonna do so many
amazing things in life.

1320
01:11:54,344 --> 01:11:55,943
And I'm not gonna
stand in your way.

1321
01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:32,680
Well, this has been interesting.

1322
01:12:35,385 --> 01:12:37,051
Are we leaving?
Yeah.

1323
01:12:58,441 --> 01:12:59,941
We'll be in touch.

1324
01:13:04,981 --> 01:13:06,748
Can I hug you?

1325
01:13:37,547 --> 01:13:41,082
Send a picture of Elliot
when he's born.

1326
01:13:42,719 --> 01:13:44,452
Elliot?

1327
01:13:53,863 --> 01:13:55,930
It was super awesome
meeting you guys.

1328
01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:15,950
I'm gonna take Kiki home.

1329
01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:03,564
I forgot... I forgot the bike.

1330
01:15:15,678 --> 01:15:17,278
I'm sorry.

1331
01:17:20,236 --> 01:17:21,969
Hi, what are you doing here?

1332
01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:24,739
Oh my god, I haven't
seen you in so long...