Headless Zombie Party

Feb 13th, 2013
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  1. [19:15:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway. Biff and Lorelei wake up after about half an hour, during which Steve presumably sat around and did nothing.
  2. [19:15:56] <Lorelei> Does it hurt?
  3. [19:16:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> you bet it does.
  4. [19:16:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You feel like you got smacked upside the head by a train, and also your head's a bit groggy and if you dreamed it was probably really weird.
  5. [19:17:12] * Lorelei flicks both eyes open and cringes violently, desperately hoping to be in Steve's arms.
  6. [19:17:26] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (lewd)
  7. [19:17:58] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Biff wakes up with a bit more grace, groaning as he gets unsteadily to his feet. "Fuuuuuuuuck." Okay, maybe not any more grace.
  8. [19:18:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And if you dreamed, come to think of it, it seemed to involve some kindn of velvet-covered room? Weird.
  9. [19:19:01] <Lorelei> "Aaaahhh..." Lorelei's tear ducts start pumping as soon as she's aware of the pain, pouring like watterfalls. "Itreallyhurts, itreallyhurtsitreallyhurts..."
  10. [19:19:14] * Steve lifts his head, having been pseudo-napping while he waited, with a massive and charming grin. "You guys are alive!"
  11. [19:19:48] * Lorelei looks at the wound on her leg. Did he... wrap it up or ANYTHING this whole time?
  12. [19:20:00] <Roara> (steve's grinning at your pain, lorelei. you will have to be a masochist in order to be with him)
  13. [19:20:13] <Lorelei> (shit this is the first treegirl who probably ISN'T)
  14. [19:20:43] <Steve> Steve isn't cool enough a cat to have effectively handled major wounds, but they're wrapped to some extent.
  15. [19:21:19] <Lorelei> It's the fact that he touched it at all that counts. Ky- oh wait nope she's not kyaaaaaaing at all, just suddenly bursting into a CRYING TANTRUM.
  16. [19:22:09] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Shut up, do you want to bring everything in this fucking building down on our heads?"
  17. [19:23:34] * Lorelei cringes up, tilting to the side a little. "Aaaaah.... n-no you shut up! I can't even..." A couple sniffles and she goes at it again.
  18. [19:24:15] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Biff throws up his hands. "You deal with this shit."
  19. [19:24:37] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "I'm going to look for another way out."
  20. [19:24:43] <Steve> "As crudely and unsympathetically as he put it, I'm afraid you'll have to bear the pain until we can escape. I haven't the foggiest how to handle it."
  21. [19:25:29] <Lorelei> Bull'seye. Lor(e? 'Lore' is just as cute a nickname goddamn) bites her lip and nods, looking Steve in the eyes. "But could... could, um..."
  22. [19:25:37] * Lorelei sniffle.
  23. [19:25:45] <Steve> "Yes?"
  24. [19:25:58] <Lorelei> "When we move again..." Sniffle sniffle sob. "Could you..."
  25. [19:26:04] <Lorelei> "... 1,1Carry me?"
  26. [19:27:07] <Steve> "Sure thing." Another grin. You swear there's a goddamned tooth shine.
  27. [19:27:24] <Lorelei> Just like you swear there's a 'kyaaaaaaaaaaaa' at her response. But there isn't.
  28. [19:27:35] <Lorelei> It's just oooone slow nod.
  29. [19:27:42] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Biff would facepalm but he's busily ignoring both of them. Useless fucks.
  30. [19:28:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ANYWAY
  31. [19:28:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You got past one of those tree barriers, and now you're on the other side of the middle of the...thing.
  32. [19:28:41] * Lorelei cringes up in place and holds the injured leg, just waiting for the glorious moment to come.
  33. [19:30:00] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "I wonder... whatever it is triggers when we enter a room, so - maybe busting down the walls or floor?"
  34. [19:30:43] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE starts looking for weak points in the floor. Fuck dungeons.
  35. [19:30:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You guys were presumably resting on the wall that shares the door Biff and Steve just came through, so across the little hall there's a door, and there's one to the left of you, where the hall turns again, although past the turn is more of those weird trees.
  36. [19:31:14] <Lorelei> Oh and the key, don't forget we gave Steve the key.
  37. [19:32:24] * Steve pulls it out and shows it to Lorelei. 1,1How lewd. "Any clue what this is for?"
  38. [19:32:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The floor looks solid. Despite the building being all decrepit looking, the walls and floor are in surprisingly good shape.
  39. [19:32:49] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Damn. Ceiling?
  40. [19:33:07] * Lorelei stares at it, hair-sides drooping. "Maybe a door somewhere...?"
  41. [19:33:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's some cracks, but they look pretty superficial.
  42. [19:33:31] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Hey, Steve, give me a hand here." Better that than nothing!
  43. [19:34:07] <Steve> He pockets it again and goes to see what he's helping with.
  44. [19:34:14] * Lorelei looks up and gives Steve the 'can I come?' face, to see if he runs off alone to help Biff without fulfilling his promise or not.
  45. [19:34:23] <Steve> "I'll be right back!"
  46. [19:34:33] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE attempts to climb a tree to get close enough to start punching the fucking ceiling in
  47. [19:34:37] <Lorelei> Sniff. "D-Don't take long."
  48. [19:35:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll General Athletics~
  49. [19:35:33] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 vs 45
  50. [19:35:34] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, vs 45: 100 [1d100=100]
  51. [19:35:36] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> ...
  52. [19:35:42] <Steve> "..." What in the heck does the gorilla think he's doing climbing trees after taking such serious injuries.
  53. [19:35:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Your wounds get to you and you fall over, and now you're hurting MORE. Ow.
  54. [19:36:13] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE probably falls out of the tree then. :c
  55. [19:36:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Indeed, that's what I meant but I was a little too vague, sorry aobut that.
  56. [19:37:05] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Shit."
  57. [19:37:09] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE tries to get up again.
  58. [19:37:14] <Steve> "...I actually hope that hurt..." Steve returns to retrieve his maiden so they can laugh at him together. Maybe not that last bit.
  59. [19:37:37] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (that's mean, biff's trying his best not to get you killed ;_; )
  60. [19:38:00] <Steve> (He has to learn!)
  61. [19:38:13] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (that y'all are ungrateful? ;_; )
  62. [19:38:19] <Lorelei> (what a biff)
  63. [19:38:47] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Got any ideas?" It's directed at Steve; he's basically stopped paying attention to Lorelei entirely.
  64. [19:39:52] * Lorelei shuffles over to meet Steve, zipping her backpack. Seems she's been boredly zipping and unzipping it while waiting for him in order to ignore the pain or something.
  65. [19:40:05] <Lorelei> Well, more like crawls.
  66. [19:40:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Erm, anyway (distractions) Biff, if you want to climb again, roll again~
  67. [19:40:58] <Steve> Steve returns to Biff, little girl on his back. "We have a key we still need to find a door for. Given the nature of this place, that unfortunately means crawling through more trapped rooms, I don't think we can strong arm our way through most of this. Which of course means we should look before we try to climb up trees while injured."
  68. [19:41:15] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 vs 45 fuck you man
  69. [19:41:15] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, vs 45 fuck you man: 66 [1d100=66]
  70. [19:41:19] <Lorelei> She totally climbed on her trusty steed without a moment's hesitation.
  71. [19:41:40] <Steve> (Is that...a matched fail?)
  72. [19:41:51] <Lorelei> (I am getting more coffee so I can appropriately sip it)
  73. [19:41:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You fall over again.
  74. [19:42:02] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (;_;)
  75. [19:42:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> fuuuuck does it hurt although not as much as last time.
  76. [19:43:09] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Biff's breathing hard at this point, the little ragged gasps that come from trying to convince his lungs that yes they actually do want to accept air. "Look up there - hsssh - if we could just break through - ain't that shit just paneling anyway?"
  77. [19:44:15] <Steve> "And if it is I'm supposed to drag you two up a tree?"
  78. [19:44:46] * Lorelei nods along with Steve's assertment that that's a stupid idea. "T-That's..."
  79. [19:45:31] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Fuck that, I can walk on my own two feet."
  80. [19:46:05] <Steve> "And we saw how THAT worked, didn't we? Twice in fact."
  81. [19:46:05] <Lorelei> "Lucky for you it doesn't hurt."
  82. [19:46:13] * Lorelei cringes, cuddling Stevie tighter.
  84. [19:46:37] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, vs 45 FUCK THAT SHIT I'M BIFF FUCKING VANDERHUGE: 48 [1d100=48]
  85. [19:46:55] <Lorelei> She says 'FUCK THAT SHIT I'M DICE FUCKING MAID,' I believe
  86. [19:48:11] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> ...and I can't invoke my obsession to swap it because that'd make it worse
  87. [19:48:11] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> it's under stat though
  88. [19:48:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You grab onto the
  89. [19:48:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Tree, step up a bit, and then slip down, as these trees are remarkably slippery for being TREES, but you don't hurt yourself this time.
  90. [19:49:22] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 eventually I'll make it ;_;
  91. [19:49:23] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, eventually I'll make it: 65 [1d100=65]
  92. [19:49:51] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Biff tries ONE MORE TIME, then slumps to the ground, exhausted. And completely without help. Jerks.
  93. [19:49:52] <Lorelei> "... Let's keep going until he learns."
  94. [19:50:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Slip! You don't hurt yourself this time either.
  95. [19:51:19] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Fuck it."
  96. [19:51:27] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE gets up and follows the others. His pride ;_;
  97. [19:51:43] * Lorelei briefly sticks her tongue out at him but then goes back to clinging. Good thing she's behind Steve's back, huh?
  98. [19:52:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So!
  99. [19:52:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Which of the two doors here are you trying?
  100. [19:52:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The one across from you, or the one to the right, near the trees?
  101. [19:53:37] <Steve> "Well, which door?"
  102. [19:53:48] <Lorelei> "Um..."
  103. [19:53:56] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "You can't do shit for yourself, can you?"
  104. [19:54:05] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Give me the key and continue sitting on your fucking ass."
  105. [19:54:59] <Steve> Steve resists the urge to say something cheeky and hands Biff the key. Maybe he can redeem himself.
  106. [19:55:07] <Lorelei> He already is~
  107. [19:55:09] <Lorelei> ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
  108. [19:55:51] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE picks the door across from them and listens at it briefly before trying the key in the lock.
  109. [19:56:21] * Lorelei shuffles, still riding like a master teenage boy rider with an injured leg.
  110. [19:56:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You...don't hear anything! Just eerie quiet.
  111. [19:56:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The key fits! Woohoo!
  112. [19:57:56] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE unlocks the door, snarling to himself about the useless nerd and the useless little bitch. Maybe he's in a bad mood.
  113. [19:59:30] <Lorelei> Lore (man that's cute) snuggles a little closer, trying to muffle sniffles and whimpers as much as possible. "T-Thanks again for helping me."
  114. [19:59:39] <Lorelei> That's to Steve once Biff goes all the way in obv
  115. [20:00:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You open the find what looks like an office. There's some cubicle partitioning in the room, and a few desks visible.
  116. [20:00:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Notice rolls for everyone going in~
  117. [20:00:38] <Steve> "No problem."
  118. [20:00:42] * Lorelei waits for Steve to go in first, kind of clinging to him to make sure he doesn't follow musclehead too close. Nyeh!
  119. [20:00:44] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> roll 1d100
  120. [20:00:45] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, 1d100: 69 [1d100=69]
  121. [20:00:48] <Steve> 1d100 v 15 Super magic notice, go!
  122. [20:00:48] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> :T
  123. [20:00:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, v 15 Super magic notice, go!: 88 [1d100=88]
  124. [20:01:00] <Lorelei> 1d100 oh I'm on steve though so if he's rolling...
  125. [20:01:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, oh I'm on steve though so if he's rolling...: 80 [1d100=80]
  126. [20:01:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Sure is a room.
  127. [20:01:33] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Nothing in here, better move on."
  128. [20:01:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff notices a shiny on a desk since he got the lowest failure
  129. [20:02:21] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE ignores the shiny on the desk unless he has to go get it
  130. [20:02:54] <Lorelei> "Okay." You fuckin' bet he does, the token loli is ready to get OUT of here.
  131. [20:04:46] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Next door!
  132. [20:04:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Locked.
  133. [20:05:16] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Key?
  134. [20:05:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Doesn't work. You just used it for the room it was meant for, after all~
  135. [20:06:12] * Lorelei is not amused, she droops with her silly hairstyle following. Roary you better be taking notes of what that looks like hnnnngh
  136. [20:06:32] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Well."
  137. [20:06:39] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Now what."
  138. [20:06:58] <Lorelei> "We look for a way in, duh."
  139. [20:08:01] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Okay, you do that."
  140. [20:08:03] * Lorelei climbs up a bit higher and stays comfy.
  141. [20:08:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Could always try busting it down.
  142. [20:08:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Or searching the previous room.
  143. [20:08:36] <Steve> "The way things have been going, there's probably something in the room we unlocked to continue. Of course, there are also probably a bunch of traps."
  144. [20:08:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Or lockpicking but LIKE ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT
  145. [20:08:59] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Why would a highschooler know how to pick locks
  146. [20:09:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Exactly.
  147. [20:09:27] <Lorelei> "But we just checked, so...."
  148. [20:10:43] <Steve> "We just kind of looked into it..." Frown.
  149. [20:11:01] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Guess we'll have to look again."
  150. [20:11:33] <Lorelei> "Hewent into it," said with all the scorn possible. Well at least he went in further than they did and that's something.
  151. [20:11:45] <Lorelei> +space
  152. [20:11:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> If you're going in again Notice~
  153. [20:12:01] * Lorelei wiggles her mount over fuck it let's go
  154. [20:12:05] <Lorelei> 1d100 SHOW ME THE MONEY
  155. [20:12:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, SHOW ME THE MONEY: 80 [1d100=80]
  156. [20:12:13] <Lorelei> oh wow that's twice in a row
  157. [20:12:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> >wiggles her mount
  158. [20:12:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> how
  159. [20:12:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> lewd
  160. [20:12:22] <Lorelei> lood
  161. [20:12:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lorelei doesn't see jack shit
  162. [20:12:36] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> roll 1d100 notice
  163. [20:12:36] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, notice: 96 [1d100=96]
  164. [20:12:39] <Steve> 1d100 Stare more powerfully
  165. [20:12:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Stare more powerfully: 9 [1d100=9]
  166. [20:12:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff already knew where that thing was, but didn't notice anything new
  167. [20:13:06] <Lorelei> "..."
  168. [20:13:08] * Lorelei squiiiiiiiiiiint
  169. [20:13:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve sees the shiny on the desk too! And...also smells decay.
  170. [20:13:35] <Steve> "Well there's definitely something on the desk...and something that smells...terrible..."
  171. [20:13:56] <Lorelei> Sniffsniff. "Is there...?"
  172. [20:14:18] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Three guesses what it is."
  173. [20:14:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ~
  174. [20:14:39] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE waits for Steve to take the lead.
  175. [20:15:03] * Lorelei is Steve's Paladin, he'll be safe! She took Saint's Cross!
  176. [20:15:13] <Steve> "We can only hope that's all it is..." He goes to set Lorelei down in case he must pull ninja maneuvers.
  177. [20:15:27] <Lorelei> "W-W-W-...."
  178. [20:15:40] * Lorelei can't really stop him and just sniffles a little.
  179. [20:16:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As you round the little cubicle corner you get a full view of a dead body that is leaking out blood from its eyesockets. Looks male, about 16, short hair, blood-soaked previously-white t-shirt, bloodstained jeans, sitting in a chair. It almost seems like it's staring back at you. I forgot how many hardened boxes you have, but this would be a rank 2 violence? Yeah.
  180. [20:16:41] * Steve is already hardened on the rank 2 violence. Like a boss.
  181. [20:16:59] * Lorelei isn't! Ha ha!
  182. [20:17:10] <Lorelei> 1d100 let's go, little girl scream time - if I fail I might vocaroo it
  183. [20:17:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, let's go, little girl scream time - if I fail I might vocaroo it: 32 [1d100=32]
  184. [20:17:23] <Lorelei> or was that NOT for all of us
  185. [20:17:31] <Steve> Unless the little girl followed him in...
  186. [20:17:38] <Lorelei> ... Might've crawled after him a bit.
  187. [20:17:44] <Lorelei> We'll say yes, can we say that?
  188. [20:18:16] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE was definitely following so
  189. [20:18:17] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100
  190. [20:18:17] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, 1d100: 19 [1d100=19]
  191. [20:18:26] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> pfff, bleeding out dudes
  192. [20:18:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> That only applies to those who followed, but whatever
  193. [20:18:36] * Lorelei definitely did follow in that case, can't be left behind nope nope nope.
  194. [20:18:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, taking the key?
  195. [20:19:30] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> sure, I'll do it
  196. [20:19:35] <Lorelei> The loli followed him in a more wide pattern but, despite gasping at least once, doesn't seem all that bothered.
  197. [20:19:42] <Steve> 1d100 Look for traps around the key. With the eyes. And the eyes of the eyes.
  198. [20:19:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Look for traps around the key. With the eyes. And the eyes of the eyes.: 23 [1d100=23]
  199. [20:19:48] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> or that
  200. [20:20:12] <Steve> Bah, so close to being a ducktastic win instead of a duckdecent win.
  201. [20:20:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> This room seems pretty trap free! It's weird!
  202. [20:20:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, leaving now?
  203. [20:21:09] <Steve> "You two might want to exit the room just to be safe if something happens when I grab it."
  204. [20:21:17] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Nah, I got this one."
  205. [20:21:21] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE goes to get this one.
  206. [20:21:40] <Lorelei> Sniff. "I-If he's gonna do that maybe we SHOULD get out."
  207. [20:21:44] * Steve retrieves his criprincess from the floor and takes her out then. With posthaste. And prehaste.
  208. [20:21:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Nothing happens upon getting it. The key doesn't have some kind of freaky wiretrap, it seems.
  209. [20:21:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay.
  210. [20:21:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff
  211. [20:21:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me notice as you leave.
  212. [20:22:12] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> roll 1d100 k
  213. [20:22:17] * Lorelei takes a breath as he picks her up pleasebebridalstylepleasebebridalstylepleasebebridalstyle
  214. [20:22:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> pffff dm why can't you take that kind of syntax
  215. [20:22:40] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100
  216. [20:22:41] <Steve> Bridal-style is probably the only way to convenientely pick someone off of the floor.
  217. [20:22:47] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, k: 64 [1d100=64]
  218. [20:22:48] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> but it can it's just lagging out
  219. [20:22:48] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, 1d100: 30 [1d100=30]
  220. [20:22:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> what
  221. [20:22:56] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> someone probably lastlines 50'd it
  222. [20:22:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> it was lagging
  223. [20:22:57] <Lorelei> Good.
  224. [20:23:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> huh
  225. [20:23:00] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE stares at lorelei
  226. [20:23:13] * Lorelei stares back. Have fun, Muscly~
  227. [20:23:21] <Lorelei> ... Good thing none of that was spoken dialogue.
  228. [20:23:27] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> ayup
  229. [20:23:32] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> we don't do parentheses here
  230. [20:23:34] <Lorelei> You can see it all in her eyes though.
  231. [20:23:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hmmmm, okay, unfortunately I have to do the first roll, so...
  232. [20:23:46] <Lorelei> It all depends on WHERE you were staring.
  233. [20:23:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1d100
  234. [20:23:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d100: 44 [1d100=44]
  235. [20:23:51] <Lorelei> nice dubs
  236. [20:24:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You hear a swish behind you.
  237. [20:25:05] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE dives for the door.
  238. [20:25:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You hear something following you as you do that!
  239. [20:25:33] <Lorelei> "?"
  240. [20:25:45] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> door door door door door
  241. [20:26:11] <Lorelei> Uhh can I notice to see what's following him now that he made it really obvious something's up?
  242. [20:26:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff do you want to roll for initiative or take your default?
  243. [20:26:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> yes
  244. [20:26:20] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> default
  245. [20:26:23] <Lorelei> 1d100 alright
  246. [20:26:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, alright: 20 [1d100=20]
  247. [20:26:26] <Lorelei> woohoo
  248. [20:27:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You don't think anything with blood leaking out of its eyesockets should be getting up and running, but it sure is.
  249. [20:28:10] <Lorelei> Oh, it's just a zombie.
  250. [20:28:19] <Lorelei> .... Damnit that'd be an unnatural check wouldn't it
  251. [20:28:50] <Roara> (a fuckin high level one too)
  252. [20:29:34] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 woo
  253. [20:29:35] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, woo: 55 [1d100=55]
  254. [20:29:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (that pause I'm going through is me finding music, but yes, unnatural check)
  255. [20:29:58] <Lorelei> 1d100 why did I have to look
  256. [20:29:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, why did I have to look: 40 [1d100=40]
  257. [20:30:05] <Lorelei> ... Aaaaand success.
  258. [20:30:16] <Steve> 1d100 Assuming inevitable glancing because ohfuckzombies.
  259. [20:30:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Assuming inevitable glancing because ohfuckzombies.: 2 [1d100=2]
  260. [20:30:42] * Lorelei clings like fuck ohgod
  261. [20:31:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1d100 zambies are slow watch it fail initiative
  262. [20:31:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, zambies are slow watch it fail initiative: 86 [1d100=86]
  263. [20:31:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> it failed initiative
  264. [20:31:22] <Corrine> ha ha stupid fucking zombie
  265. [20:31:26] <Lorelei> ^
  266. [20:31:39] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (oh whoops wrong client)
  267. [20:31:42] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (sorry aori)
  268. [20:32:01] <Lorelei> (you're now imagining Sheena's furry partner from Symphonia laughing at zombies)
  269. [20:32:07] <Lorelei> (manually)
  270. [20:32:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (uuuurrrrgh I kinda' wanna' do seacats music but most of it is a bit too grandiose for a zombie. Hrrrm.)
  271. [20:33:06] <Lorelei> (just use some CV goddamn)
  272. [20:33:26] <Roara> (here's music while aori takes forever to find actual music )
  273. [20:33:37] <Lorelei> (thank you, you are a hero and a saint)
  274. [20:33:50] <Lorelei> (but you didn't finish drawing me yet)
  275. [20:34:02] <Roara> (no D: )
  276. [20:34:06] <Lorelei> ( <3 )
  277. [20:34:09] <Roara> ((i honestly didnt even start :( ))
  278. [20:34:15] <Lorelei> (I know)
  279. [20:34:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> FINE
  280. [20:35:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway default initiatives or what
  281. [20:35:08] <Lorelei> kawaii ☆ donkey
  282. [20:35:24] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> I already said, tree already rolled
  283. [20:35:26] <Lorelei> Default of... it rounds down, right? 38?
  284. [20:35:40] <Lorelei> Nah that was a fear check, I'll take default
  285. [20:36:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah, rounds down.
  286. [20:36:29] <Steve> Default that 22
  287. [20:37:26] * Steve also puts Lorelei down as gently as possible so he can bitchslap the undead.
  288. [20:37:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well then, Lorelei goes first~
  289. [20:37:48] * Lorelei finds something else to cling to. Oh right, she has a backpack.
  290. [20:37:58] <Lorelei> ... Anything immediately stealable-looking in the room?
  291. [20:38:04] <Lorelei> Because if not, hiding~
  292. [20:38:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well you guys left the room and are now in the hallway SO
  293. [20:38:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Not really anywhere to hide.
  294. [20:38:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Or anything to steal
  295. [20:38:50] <Lorelei> Hmm... let's pass for now then.
  296. [20:39:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Next would be...Biff~
  297. [20:39:14] <Steve> Could always climb up the tre- oh wait.
  298. [20:39:25] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 vs 30 HAUL OFF LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
  299. [20:39:26] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, vs 30 HAUL OFF LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER: 75 [1d100=75]
  300. [20:39:29] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> shit
  301. [20:39:46] <Lorelei> Oh wait, just checked up, let's actually make that Dodging instead.
  302. [20:39:48] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> flipping it for under stat in any case
  303. [20:39:53] <Lorelei> Same thing, essentially passing~
  304. [20:40:51] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Biff flips out and starts whaling on the zombie. FUCKING UNDEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK
  305. [20:41:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> All combat checks are significant checks
  306. [20:41:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So you whiff
  307. [20:41:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> STEVE
  308. [20:41:38] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> :C
  309. [20:42:09] <Steve> 1d100 v 45 Punch it in its goddamn face.
  310. [20:42:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, v 45 Punch it in its goddamn face.: 51 [1d100=51]
  311. [20:42:13] <Roara> (*major)
  312. [20:42:16] <Steve> flop that shit
  313. [20:42:23] <Steve> flip it...flip flop flap
  314. [20:42:28] <Lorelei> flyp
  315. [20:42:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> That's a 15! So you deal 6 damage. Woohoo.
  316. [20:42:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It barely looks phased
  317. [20:43:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Zambie turn! It walks up to Biff and tries smacking him!
  318. [20:43:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1d100 Struggle
  319. [20:43:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Struggle: 14 [1d100=14]
  320. [20:43:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> owowow
  321. [20:43:18] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> fucking zombies
  322. [20:43:20] <Lorelei> lol xd
  323. [20:43:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> New round! Lorelei.
  324. [20:43:52] <Lorelei> Unless it's possible to get to a hiding place or somewhere with something to chuck at it, saaaaame thing.
  325. [20:44:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ~Biff~
  326. [20:44:07] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 hauling etc
  327. [20:44:07] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, hauling etc: 1 [1d100=1]
  328. [20:44:10] <Lorelei> Definitely crawling as far as possible thoughoh god
  329. [20:44:10] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> FUCK
  330. [20:44:11] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> YOU
  331. [20:44:12] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> ZOMBIES
  332. [20:44:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> FUCK YEAH
  333. [20:45:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You punch that thing in the head and you hear a loud crunch as its head flies off
  334. [20:45:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Rank 4 Violence, Biff~
  335. [20:45:49] * Lorelei watches! Kyaaa!
  336. [20:46:00] <Steve> And by all accepted zombie conventions, that is a ZKO.
  337. [20:46:39] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> can I like
  338. [20:46:44] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> voluntarily fail
  339. [20:46:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Gods yes.
  340. [20:46:54] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> and resume reducing this fucker into a fine paste
  341. [20:46:57] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> okay let's do that
  343. [20:47:12] <Lorelei> ... Oh man, can I make one and then make another if I pass?
  344. [20:47:24] <Lorelei> because aaa it's just violenter and violenter
  345. [20:47:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1,1Steve and Lorelei roll a violence check for seeing him go nuts
  346. [20:47:33] <Lorelei> 1d100 AWESOME
  347. [20:47:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, AWESOME: 31 [1d100=31]
  348. [20:47:37] <Lorelei> STOP PASSING
  349. [20:48:18] <Steve> 1d100 Snaps
  350. [20:48:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Snaps: 3 [1d100=3]
  351. [20:48:40] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (you could just voluntarily fail like I did)
  352. [20:49:41] <Steve> "Nice uh...nice punch."
  353. [20:49:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway give me some nice juicy fluff on you going nuts.
  354. [20:49:54] <Lorelei> "Aaah..."
  355. [20:50:28] * Lorelei clamps her eyes shut at it. "I don't wanna be here, I don't wanna be here..."
  356. [20:50:31] <Steve> (Combat must suck for the other group)
  357. [20:51:57] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE first knocks the zombie's head off with a right cross, then continues throwing wild punches at it, a crazed look in his eyes. "Zombies - you gotta make sure they don't get up again, right?" Punch punch punch. "Ha! Fucking zombie trying to sneak up on me. Bet you thought I couldn't do shit either, huh? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK
  358. [20:51:57] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE YOU-" he punctuates each with another punch to the poor zombie. Poor zombie.
  359. [20:52:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Poor zombie.
  360. [20:52:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1,1he just wanted a hug
  361. [20:52:54] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1,1 that shit's gay brah
  362. [20:53:07] <Steve> (He was actually our spirit guide)
  363. [20:54:17] * Steve turns to Lorelei and /goodguys it up. "You okay?"
  364. [20:54:46] <Lorelei> "Ah... y... y.... yonly a little."
  365. [20:55:24] <Lorelei> "How are we...." Sniff. "How are we gonna.... I-I wanna get outta here..."
  366. [20:57:12] <Steve> "And we will! We've just got to find your sister first, surely she'll have a clue." He holds a hand out, offering to hoist her onto his back again.
  367. [20:57:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> SO
  368. [20:57:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> THAT WAS A THING
  369. [20:57:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Want to open the door now?
  370. [20:57:40] <Lorelei> "She... um..." Sniff. Sniffsniffsniffsniffbaaawwww.
  371. [20:57:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The locked one, that is.
  372. [20:57:45] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Well, you better start working for it." The wild look isn't entirely gone from Biff's eyes, but at least he isn't pulverizing what's left of the zombie.
  373. [20:58:07] * Lorelei hesitates for a moment but takes it, trying desperately to look away from the zombie.
  374. [20:58:43] <Lorelei> "It still hurts." MOUNT.
  375. [20:59:10] * Steve doth proceed to seat the lady upon his piggyback, trying as he can to keep her from facing the zombie, though that may be physically impossible. "Well that was the first time something's gone right here, let's keep this trend rolling!"
  376. [21:00:01] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Right."
  377. [21:00:04] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> NEXT DOOOR
  378. [21:00:09] * Lorelei mumbles a "Why..."
  379. [21:00:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The key you just got fits!
  380. [21:00:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> In it you see....
  381. [21:00:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> plants
  382. [21:00:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> oh god so many plants
  383. [21:00:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> is this some kind of greenhouse?
  384. [21:00:59] * Lorelei grumbles and grumbles, bef- oh god what
  385. [21:01:40] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Anyone got a lighter?
  386. [21:01:42] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Actually
  387. [21:01:45] <Lorelei> "I... think I can make it." She tries to uncling once they're in the doorway.
  388. [21:01:46] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Anyone got a lighter?"
  389. [21:02:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The room in front of you is a hedgemaze! With all sorts of potted plants along the way. The ground is somehow dirt, despite this being indoors. What in the actual fuck. All of the plants glow faintly, like the trees that were blocking your way before.
  390. [21:02:22] <Lorelei> "Nnnngh..." Land~ "Sis probably would, but..."
  391. [21:02:38] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Steve?"
  392. [21:02:50] <Steve> "Nope...unless you can get two pieces of dry wood..."
  393. [21:03:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Begin navigating the hedgemaze?
  394. [21:04:31] * Lorelei struggles walking on her bad leg. Is it all one direction or are there split paths?
  395. [21:04:56] * Steve inspects the hedge itself to maek sure he can't know...crush it.
  396. [21:06:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's pretty thick! You can try, but it doesn't LOOK easily crushable.
  397. [21:06:52] <Lorelei> The maze 'walls' are tall too?
  398. [21:06:55] * Steve reaches out to rip off part of the hedge.
  399. [21:07:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> They reach to the top of the ceiling!
  400. [21:07:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hmmmm
  401. [21:07:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me...general Athletics!
  402. [21:07:37] <Steve> 1d100
  403. [21:07:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, 1d100: 57 [1d100=57]
  404. [21:07:47] <Steve> Faaaaaaail
  405. [21:07:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Nope, won't give@!
  406. [21:08:01] * Lorelei watches this with curiosity. "Um, what're you trying..."
  407. [21:08:13] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 lemme try
  408. [21:08:14] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, lemme try: 25 [1d100=25]
  409. [21:08:29] <Steve> "Just trying to see if it was like the branches and we could just tear our way through."
  410. [21:08:46] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Here, let me give it a shot. It's a good idea."
  411. [21:09:20] <Lorelei> "Ohh. It looks thick."
  412. [21:09:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (music: ~)
  413. [21:09:41] <Lorelei> Like Biff's skull. Fortunately unspoken.
  414. [21:09:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Fail! You get a pretty good grip on it, but you can't quite get it! Maybe if you keep trying, you can get it, but it looks like it'll take a lot of effort!
  415. [21:09:57] * Lorelei ... probably mutterwhispers something to that effect though.
  416. [21:10:12] <Lorelei> Almost want to snatch on it but nah 2silly
  417. [21:10:37] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Hm."
  418. [21:10:57] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "What do you think, Steve?"
  419. [21:10:58] <Lorelei> ... Oh, but that brings a point, are there any small squeezable spots around?
  420. [21:11:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yes, yes there are, in fact!
  421. [21:11:16] <Steve> "Well in worst-case scenario, maybe, otherwise we might as well proceed. I suppose we'll just follow the right wall, if there are no loops we can guarantee we navigate the whole maze that way."
  422. [21:11:31] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "It's not getting lost I'm worried about."
  423. [21:11:36] <Lorelei> O fuckin' kay! "I'll go this way."
  424. [21:11:51] * Lorelei starts off toward one of them, after a deep breath.
  425. [21:11:52] <Steve> "H-hey, wait, there's no reason to split up!"
  426. [21:12:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Automatic success since you have 15% in Squeeze! You go right through!
  427. [21:12:01] <Lorelei> "B-But..."
  428. [21:12:20] * Lorelei squeezes through and peeks back out. "What if I find something, or..."
  429. [21:12:40] <Lorelei> "It's kind of scary.... but just kind of."
  430. [21:13:52] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> ((I'm getting kind of worn out ;_;))
  431. [21:14:18] <Lorelei> (Let's get through this room first.)
  432. [21:14:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (This was intended to be the last room for tonight.)
  433. [21:14:40] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (awesome)
  434. [21:14:44] <Kraken> (Cat + loose outlets = suck)
  435. [21:14:55] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Well, we can either take the long way or the short way."
  436. [21:15:10] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "We'll probably run into the scary thing no matter what."
  437. [21:15:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As you say that, you hear some rustling further along in the room.
  438. [21:15:34] <Lorelei> "What scary thing?"
  439. [21:15:36] <Lorelei> "... Oh."
  440. [21:15:50] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Any scary thing."
  441. [21:16:33] <Steve> "Hopefully it'll just be something else we can punch the head off of. Or one of the other two. Don't punch their heads off."
  442. [21:17:01] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Yeah, got it."
  443. [21:17:09] <Lorelei> "Sis..." Lore trails off into some mutterings.
  444. [21:17:10] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "So, which way?"
  445. [21:17:50] <Steve> "Hmmm let's just follow the right side for now, see if that leads anywhere."
  446. [21:17:55] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE nods, leads the way.
  447. [21:18:22] * Steve motions for Lorelei to be in the middle for maximum safety.
  448. [21:18:24] * Lorelei finally crawls back out and follows the others.
  449. [21:18:51] <Lorelei> And turs around to Steve, nodding wordlessly.
  450. [21:19:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Going along the right wall, you see...
  451. [21:20:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> First, after two turns, a plant that smells like raw meat that looks like
  452. [21:21:14] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Gross."
  453. [21:21:14] * Lorelei doesn't move very quickly, limping, but seems to be making an effort to do so quietly. Which is even HARDER when injured.
  454. [21:21:28] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE gives it as wide a berth as possible.
  455. [21:22:15] <Steve> "Well that's...huh..." Also doesn't want to go any goddamnedwhere neare it.
  456. [21:22:21] <Steve> -e
  457. [21:22:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Going along a little bit more, there's a passage where vines hang from the ceiling. They obscure your vision ahead, and hang down just to head level. They hang there, pleasantly, some white flowers growing off of them.
  458. [21:22:50] * Lorelei perks up and tugs at Steve, bringing an index finger to her lips while continuing to trot along after Biff.
  459. [21:22:52] <Lorelei> .... Okay, limp.
  460. [21:24:18] * Steve nods with a confused look on his face before stopping to stare at the vines.
  461. [21:24:18] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE wishes he had a stick to try and beat them off ;_;
  462. [21:25:05] * Lorelei doesn't stop moving, continuing the formation and heading forward under them. Actually if they're down to head level and she's way shorter than the others are, does she just go totally under them?
  463. [21:25:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Go through them? The ground seems to just have grass here, so you could stoop down. And yes, Lorelei is short enough that she passes under.
  464. [21:26:18] * Steve crouches down, not trusting haunted vines at head-level, and follows if Biff continues on.
  465. [21:26:56] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE does I guess because steve is a wuss :c
  466. [21:27:25] * Lorelei follows behind Biff, of course, without a word and in the middle.
  467. [21:29:12] * Lorelei gets closer and closer with each step in worry, close enough to step on Biff's foot with her light-up shoes. They blink.
  468. [21:29:51] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE is football agile enough not to trip over her, so he ignores it.
  469. [21:30:13] * Lorelei stumbles~ and just keeps walking.
  470. [21:30:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's some rustling up ahead, past the corner.
  471. [21:31:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Where you looks like a much larger venus flytrap. It twitches
  472. [21:31:41] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Well."
  473. [21:31:46] * Lorelei just keeps walking behind footballman.
  474. [21:31:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Twitch
  475. [21:32:04] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE stops walking.
  476. [21:32:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It jerks near Biff, but doesn't reach him.
  477. [21:32:12] <Lorelei> "?"
  478. [21:33:09] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Unfriendly plant."
  479. [21:33:24] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Hey Steve, yank off one of those vines for me, would you?"
  480. [21:33:24] * Lorelei nods and takes a step forward.
  481. [21:33:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The central plant has more than a few of the 'mouths' that a venus flytrap would have growing from it, but each of those mouths is big enough to snap you in two
  482. [21:33:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It does another BIG twitch towards Biff as he starts talking, roll dodge.
  483. [21:34:09] * Lorelei looks straight at Biff, still confused.
  484. [21:34:36] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100
  485. [21:34:37] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, 1d100: 23 [1d100=23]
  486. [21:34:47] <Steve> (And then it turns out that the plant is still made of cellulose and is squishy)
  487. [21:35:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You narrowly get out of the way, the mouth making a big "CLACK" as it closes near you.
  488. [21:35:23] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "That."
  489. [21:35:31] * Lorelei balances and takes a step back.
  490. [21:35:37] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> How long does it take to open up again?
  491. [21:35:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> twitch.
  492. [21:35:48] * Steve reaches up to try to yank down a vine.
  493. [21:35:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It starts sloooowly opening up, taking about 5 seconds to do so.
  494. [21:36:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve doesn't have any problems yanking the vine! You do see that some of them had thorns though, although you were lucky enough to get one without.
  495. [21:37:45] * Steve tosses it to Biffy.
  496. [21:38:16] * Lorelei frowns a little, closing in on kawaii Steve-kun. Buuuut doesn't move unless told.
  497. [21:38:37] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE lightly overhand tosses it in an arc over the center of the plant. HOPEFULLY THEY RESPOND TO MOVEMENT
  498. [21:39:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It does nothing at first, then one of the mouths twitches a little at the sound it makes when it lands.
  499. [21:39:47] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Okay, they attack when they hear something." Whisper whisper.
  500. [21:40:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Twitch. Thankfully you're quiet enough that it doesn't reach you.
  501. [21:40:13] * Lorelei frowns more and clings tighter, then gives a little nod.
  502. [21:40:20] <Lorelei> Drooooooop.
  503. [21:41:00] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "So we need to make a noise somewhere away from us." Whisper whisper.
  504. [21:41:12] <Roara> (random: i half want to draw lorelei clinging to steve's arm, rather than just lorelei herself)
  505. [21:41:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Twitchtwitch
  506. [21:41:18] <Lorelei> (please do)
  507. [21:41:19] <Lorelei> Nodnod.
  508. [21:41:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (^^^^^^^)
  509. [21:41:36] <Roara> (i'd need 1. steve's description and 2. actual drawing talent but i can try)
  510. [21:41:40] <Steve> "I can stay back for a bit, out of range of the plant, and yell at it while you two slip by, then you do the same for me." Whispereth.
  511. [21:41:48] <Lorelei> (I think you probably have more than me)
  512. [21:41:53] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Nod nod.
  513. [21:42:04] <Lorelei> Pause... droop... nod.
  514. [21:42:37] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Ready? Whiiiisper.
  515. [21:42:45] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE backs up out of the plant's range.
  516. [21:43:29] * Lorelei nods and gets ready as well, making sure not to take her eye off Biff.
  517. [21:43:34] * Steve retreats a bit and goes to the side of the path nearest the plant, making sure to stay far enough away that the range it's displayed wouldn't quite reach it. He also puts his shoes on his hands in case he has to punch a plant fucker.
  518. [21:44:56] <Lorelei> 1d100 Here we go!
  519. [21:44:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, Here we go!: 19 [1d100=19]
  520. [21:45:40] * Steve then dramaticly looks to Biff in that manly head nod way before inhaling and shouting. "HEY YOU PLANT PIECE OF SHIT, COME AND GET ME! I TASTE DELICIOUS!" He would continue to rant and yell random things until he could verify they made it or he was eaten.
  521. [21:46:21] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE scoops up Lorelei like a football and HOOFS IT
  522. [21:46:45] * Lorelei looks straight at him and wiggles while they're in the middle of the closed plant!
  523. [21:46:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The nearest head to Steve starts twitching like FUCK, although it doesn't clamp. It keeps trying to get you but realizes you're out of range but thinks you're moving near, if that makes sense~
  524. [21:46:58] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (sure doesn't)
  525. [21:47:31] * Steve would also totally punch at the goddamned head if he could sucker punch it safely relative to the size of the mouth and shoe-hands.
  526. [21:48:42] <Lorelei> In fact she, not expecting to be scooped up in the first place, struggles and tries to jerk out of footballman's grip while staring him in the eyes.
  527. [21:49:24] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE holds on until they get to the other side, unless shit happens between then and now.
  528. [21:49:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff suddenly feels like all the air in his body got sucked out. Oh god your lungs hurt. You need air now
  529. [21:50:13] * Lorelei tries again to break free and roll off!
  530. [21:50:30] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE tries to breathe in as quietly as possible. Also if Lorelei wants to do that he's totally too distracted to do anything about it.
  531. [21:51:04] * Lorelei rollrollrolls to the other side and lets out an "EEEEEK" at hitting the floor.
  532. [21:51:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The head nearest Biff and Lorelei snaps, going right for Biff! Roll me Dodge at a -10% shift, since you're distracted with breathing.
  533. [21:52:40] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 stop trying to get me killed lorelei ;_;
  534. [21:52:41] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, stop trying to get me killed lorelei: 61 [1d100=61]
  535. [21:52:52] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> ...any way I can justify flipping it
  536. [21:53:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Your passions?
  537. [21:53:40] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Actually yeah, invoking my rage passion
  538. [21:53:52] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> fuck if I'm going to get killed because of some nerd's obnoxious sister
  540. [21:54:02] <Lorelei> (sisters)
  542. [21:55:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Fuck if that nerd bitch sister is gonna' get you kille,d you're getting out of the way! Dodge succeeded. The plant clamps on empty air!
  543. [21:55:33] * Lorelei stops rolling and peps up. "Aah... I didn't mean to fall..."
  544. [21:55:47] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE is too busy getting the fuck out of there to respond
  545. [21:56:13] * Lorelei turns back and kind of hopes Steve's crossing the closed plant now.
  546. [21:56:45] * Steve isn't fucking up the plan, he's waiting until you guys start yelling at the plant. '-'
  547. [21:57:40] * Lorelei stands up with a twitch. "Owowow, I messed up.... I really didn't mean to..."
  548. [21:59:58] <Lorelei> ... Nobody started the yelling yet? Well okay.
  549. [22:00:20] * Lorelei takes a few steps back and then a deep breath.
  550. [22:01:09] <Lorelei> "..."
  551. [22:01:34] <Lorelei> Inhale 2.0: Electric Inhalegaloo.
  552. [22:01:53] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Once Biff gets to the other side, he starts yelling. No words, just YELL
  553. [22:02:06] * Lorelei doesn't even shriek then, no need!
  554. [22:02:54] * Steve shuts up and slides to the far wall and would take off running the moment the plants turned their attention to the other group, arms raised if he needs to Do Two Things At Once punch the face off of any mouth that bites at him while he runs.
  555. [22:03:51] * Lorelei takes a moment to herself at Biff's yelling, it's loud enough.
  556. [22:04:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The closer head gave up when you stopped talking, and the other head in your path is too busy futilely clawing at Biff and Lorelei.
  557. [22:04:33] * Steve still dramatically dive rolls to safety. Because Martial Arts. And re-equips his shoes.
  558. [22:04:41] <Steve> In the proper slot that is.
  559. [22:05:06] * Lorelei covers her mouth while getting her breath and happily leads Steve out of the room.
  560. [22:06:18] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE waits until he's for sure out of plant range. "Careful, we're probably not done yet."
  561. [22:06:40] * Lorelei apologetically droops in the jock's face. "I really didn't mean to..."
  562. [22:06:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's not much of note left in the plant room. There's a weird tree with razor sharp leaves at one point, and that's about it.
  563. [22:07:02] <Lorelei> fuck razor leaf
  564. [22:07:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You open the door and find yourself at the other side of those glowy trees from earlier. Woohoo~
  565. [22:07:24] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> wooooo
  566. [22:07:36] <Lorelei> oooooo
  567. [22:07:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> oooooend session
  568. [22:08:02] <Steve> o- oh.... ._.
  569. [22:08:12] * Steve doesn't get to ooooo
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