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  1. [20:32] <Paradox> LAST TIME, ON POKETRIAN-ODYSSEY Z
  2. [20:33] <Alcyone> He better not have; I called it for the next time I had time to alchemize :T
  3. [20:33] <Paradox> Our heroes managed to defeat the ancient and terrible PARAVORE, and save a lil' paras from a fate worse than death - and themselves too, to boot.
  4. [20:35] <Paradox> Tsvai managed to find a small sample of Silversteel, and the Light Company managed to return home, mostly intact and with new friends in tow!
  5. [20:37] <Paradox> However, they will have much to do in town upon their arrival - which will they PM with me about right now
  6. [20:37] <Paradox> (So you left Monday, return Tuesday night, so this is WEDNESDAY)
  7. 03[20:39] * DiceMaid-9001 has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  8. [20:39] <Bokor> (so is this weekly free time ?)
  9. [20:41] <Paradox> (Yes, plus anything else you need to do)
  10. [20:47] <Paradox> BTW - You each get 10k as payment for this mission
  11. 06[20:48] * Bokor also rushed to the bar to celebrate. Adventurism, ho!
  12. 06[20:51] * Tsvai now has grant money! Science, bitches! It works!
  13. [20:52] <Alcyone> (you get grant money ;_;)
  14. 06[20:52] * Dr_Floyd makes SCIENCE
  15. 06[20:55] * Bokor makes...voodoo.
  16. 01[20:55] <Dr_Floyd> 7#1d20
  17. [20:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 7#1d20: 1 [1d20=1], 14 [1d20=14], 9 [1d20=9], 11 [1d20=11], 6 [1d20=6], 7 [1d20=7], 19 [1d20=19]
  18. 01[20:55] <Dr_Floyd> (oh well, almost)
  19. [20:57] <Alcyone> (hey guys, anyone going to want me to do alchemy for them this week? speak up now)
  20. 01[20:57] <Dr_Floyd> (i was going to do it myself, but...)
  21. [20:58] <Bokor> (I got nothing interesting to alchemize on my person, but floyd probably could use a hand.)
  22. [20:58] <Tsvai> (Same offer applies for held items and VEHICLES.)
  23. [20:59] <Alcyone> (vehicles should probably be a group thing)
  24. [20:59] <Bokor> (I got a voodoo doll that could use some sprucing up, but nothing to spruce it up with.)
  25. 01[20:59] <Dr_Floyd> (I think i'll alchemize the fire typeshift oil nobody wanted to use, the Glow mushroom and... my hat)
  26. [20:59] <Alcyone> (alchemize your metal arm instead)
  27. 06[21:00] * Bokor eats his last VEILCANDYBAR before it goes bad. on nom nom
  28. [21:00] <Bokor> (lol I still got this pot of honey.)
  29. 01[21:00] <Dr_Floyd> (oh lawd, it might works)
  30. [21:01] <Bokor> (did anyone ever find a use for their honey?_)
  31. 01[21:01] <Dr_Floyd> (i ate it)
  32. [21:02] <Tsvai> (Honey -pancakes-?)
  33. [21:02] <Wyl> (Alchemize Honey + Paravore Shroom + some accessory = Accessory Of Dominate Combee)
  34. [21:02] <Bokor> (honey pancakes. let's do this.)
  35. [21:02] <Tsvai> (I'm sure you can alchemize a Poisoned Pokedoll to do something amusing.)
  36. [21:02] <Tsvai> (ALL IN FAVOR OF HONEY PANCAKES)
  37. [21:02] <Alcyone> (yum :3)
  38. 01[21:03] <Dr_Floyd> (pancakes? Yes!)
  39. [21:03] <Wyl> (Honey pancakes are fine--oh god is this going to be some crazy group breakfast)
  40. [21:03] <Bokor> (on a side note, is Tsvai still not a team member? I mean like, through the guild, contractwise)
  41. [21:03] <Tsvai> (She wors mainly for the Alchemist's Guild, but some branches do work for the Adventurer's Guild as suppliers and techies. That's my possibly mistaken understanding of it.)
  42. 01[21:04] <Dr_Floyd> (oh god what)
  43. 06[21:04] * Bokor stops by the Alchemist hall, "I got a note from that Tsvai girl to donate this jar of honey I got, said you'd know where to put it for her" he tells whoever he meets at the desk.
  44. 01[21:04] <Dr_Floyd> (my fossil was a bunch of cricket eggs)
  45. 01[21:04] <Dr_Floyd> (kriketot)
  46. [21:05] <Alcyone> (goddomot dox stop tempting me with shitty bug types)
  47. [21:05] <Bokor> (I'm just curious the rest of us are straight up guild employees, i believe?)
  48. [21:05] <Alcyone> (yes, though technically you work for me)
  49. [21:06] <Wyl> (Wyl is definitely guild employ)
  50. [21:06] <Bokor> (I know bokor is, just wasn't sure that was a true assumption for the rest of us)
  51. [21:06] <Alcyone> (or work under me, Iunno)
  52. [21:07] <Tsvai> (YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME)
  53. [21:10] <Alcyone> (but I'm the boss of everyone else ;_;)
  54. [21:11] <Bokor> (it's funny cause when you aren't here we are derptastic.)
  55. [21:11] <Bokor> (it'd only be worse w/ tsvai, she's not gonna stop our retarded plans.)
  56. 01[21:11] <Dr_Floyd> (But retarded plans own!)
  57. [21:11] <Tsvai> (She's probably going to be the -source- of a few.)
  58. [21:11] <Bokor> (that they do.)
  59. [21:12] <Wyl> (...Out of curiosity is anyone going to be at the guild late Wednesday morning?)
  60. [21:12] <Bokor> (<-)
  61. [21:12] <Bokor> (I'm at the guild library.)
  62. 01[21:13] <Dr_Floyd> (oh well, i'm getting it)
  63. 01[21:13] <Dr_Floyd> (it has technician!)
  64. 01[21:13] <Dr_Floyd> (Anyone else wants? I guess i'll release the rest)
  65. [21:14] <Alcyone> (I have more than a full team as is :C)
  66. [21:14] <Tsvai> (Tsvai only has three critters.)
  67. [21:15] <Bokor> (same here...but hmmmm)
  68. [21:15] <Bokor> (naw I'll pass, not moe enough :3)
  69. [21:16] <Tsvai> (I guess Tsvai needs to find Alcy.)
  70. [21:18] <Alcyone> (she'd be in her room or skulking about the guild; I imagine she wouldn't be hard to find if you asked around)
  71. 06[21:18] * Tsvai runs into the guild building in tears.
  72. [21:18] <Bokor> (oh lord.)
  73. [21:18] <Bokor> (I'm getting popcorn for this)
  74. [21:18] <Wyl> (...Wait, which day)
  75. [21:18] <Tsvai> (As soon as possible, so probably still Wednesday?)
  76. [21:19] <Wyl> (Oh boy this should be good :3c )
  77. [21:19] <Bokor> (yup. ahaha)
  78. [21:19] <Alcyone> (oh boy)
  79. [21:19] <Bokor> (4/6 there. weee)
  80. 06[21:19] * Alcyone looks up from the terra-cotta pot she's carefully planting Truffle in.
  81. 01[21:19] <Dr_Floyd> (well, 6/6)
  82. 03[21:19] * Kit is now known as Hau
  83. [21:20] <Tsvai> "Silly lady! You've gotta help me!"
  84. 01[21:20] <Dr_Floyd> (team is complete! ...although i'm keeping Penthesilea only temporarily)
  85. [21:20] <Tsvai> "They.....they fired me-except-not-really!"
  86. [21:20] <Alcyone> "My name's Alcyone. :T"
  87. [21:20] <Tsvai> "Alcylady, then!"
  88. [21:20] <Alcyone> "Allllll-seeeeeee-ooooooone."
  89. [21:20] <Alcyone> "Okay, calm down, take a deep breath, and tell me what's going on."
  90. [21:21] <Tsvai> "What's important is that I'm gonna go hungry!"
  91. [21:21] <Tsvai> "The Hall here is only taking commissions from full teams now!"
  92. [21:21] <Alcyone> "That doesn't sound like much of a problem. Weren't you with us already?"
  93. 06[21:21] * Alcyone looks as if she's somehow missed something.
  94. [21:22] <Tsvai> "Well, no! You found me!"
  95. [21:22] <Tsvai> Her tears stop almost immediately.
  96. [21:22] <Paradox> (not officially she wasn't. You just ran into her during her mission on the island)
  97. [21:22] <Tsvai> "I was still working in the capacity of the Alchemist's Guild at the time."
  98. [21:22] <Alcyone> (>implying alcyone knows that :B)
  99. [21:22] <Alcyone> "...oh."
  100. [21:22] <Tsvai> "I'm not contracted with a team."
  101. [21:23] <Alcyone> "You- but...you were working with us and everything!" sniffle sniffle.
  102. [21:23] <Tsvai> "Yeah, and I already got paid for that bit!"
  103. [21:23] <Bokor> (oh god inc big tearful hug)
  104. [21:23] <Tsvai> "It's not going to last long, though."
  105. [21:23] <Tsvai> "Do you KNOW how much it costs to feed that bottomless pit! Ein's a black hole!"
  106. [21:24] <Tsvai> "Which means I'm going to starve if I don't contract myself into indentured servitude." :(
  107. [21:24] <Alcyone> "Well, if you want to join us now, that's okay. :C"
  108. [21:24] <Tsvai> "What's the catch?" Her cheeks puff up.
  109. [21:25] <Alcyone> "I'm the leader so you gotta listen to me notthatanyoneelseactuallylistenstomesoit'dkindabenice"
  110. [21:25] <Tsvai> "I can be nice! I can be useful!"
  111. [21:25] <Alcyone> "You're hired. :D"
  112. [21:25] <Tsvai> "Maybe not so much the case for Juni and Ein, but I can play nice with the kiddies."
  113. [21:25] <Tsvai> "Right!.....don't you need a resume or something?"
  114. [21:26] <Alcyone> "Resume?" Blank stare.
  115. [21:26] <Tsvai> "I was kinda prepared to show off. I had sparklers and gadgets prepared and everything." :(
  116. 06[21:27] * Bokor is completely oblivious to this conversation, but is in the hall. He's in the library with a huge stack of books at his side.
  117. [21:27] <Alcyone> "Well uh you showed off plenty during that last expedition."
  118. [21:28] <Alcyone> "You were awesome!"
  119. [21:28] <Tsvai> "I guess!....I -probably- should throw those sparklers away before they go off automagically, though."
  120. [21:28] <Tsvai> "Magic."
  121. [21:29] <Alcyone> "Er. Yeah. Probably."
  122. [21:29] <Paradox> Wyl and Aleks walk in on the scene just then.
  123. [21:29] <Tsvai> "I'll sign the contract over breakfast tomorrow! Honey pancakes, Vetor secret recipe!"
  124. 06[21:29] * Alcyone waves at Wyl. o:
  125. [21:29] <Alcyone> "Feeling better?"
  126. [21:29] <Bokor> (the WIS ranges in this group are worse then the age range)
  127. [21:29] <Wyl> Wyl is looking decidedly a little miserable still.  Not quite as miserable as he was on the boat home but...
  128. [21:29] <Wyl> "...Oh, Alcyone.  ...Hi."
  129. 06[21:30] * Alcyone holds up the pot with Truffle in it. :D
  130. 06[21:30] * Wyl tries to act enthused.  And fails.
  131. 06[21:30] * Dr_Floyd is dealing with the spore sac he got on his laboratory!
  132. [21:31] <Alcyone> "What's wrong? :c You can talk to me, you know."
  133. [21:31] <Tsvai> "He'll be better over breakfast, right?"
  134. [21:31] <Tsvai> "He's gotta tell me how he likes his eggs."
  135. [21:31] <Alcyone> "Oh, right. Hey Wyl, Tsvai just signed on with us."
  136. [21:31] <Wyl> "..." Wyl sighs, rubbing the back of his head.  "It's a little... okay.  I guess I should tell you... I mean, we've been working together for almost two months..."
  137. [21:32] <Wyl> He starts adding 'longer than I expected us to survive' but gets cut off halfway, nodding to Tsvai.  "Oh... okay."
  138. 06[21:33] * Alcyone tilts her head to one side.
  139. [21:34] <Paradox> Aleks patpats Wyl encouragingly.
  140. [21:34] <Wyl> "Welcome aboard, I guess.  Oh, right, Tsvai, you haven't met... Alex, this is Tsvai, the one I mentioned.  Tsvai, this is Alex, my boyfriend," he introduces the wildling beside him.
  141. [21:35] <Tsvai> "Hi!"
  142. [21:35] <Alcyone> "...."
  143. [21:35] <Paradox> (bluh bluh Alex*, yeah. I KEEP GETTING HIM MIXED UP WITH MY AGGRON >_> )
  144. [21:35] <Alcyone> "I er, I gotta go."
  145. [21:35] <Alcyone> "Truffle er needs watering."
  146. [21:35] <Alcyone> "Or something."
  147. [21:35] <Wyl> "...Alcyone?  ..."
  148. [21:35] <Paradox> Alex waves to Tsvai, then looks at Alcyone.
  149. 06[21:35] * Alcyone picks up the pot and holds it out in front of her like a shield as she edges toward the door.
  150. [21:36] <Wyl> "Stop that, you're being silly."
  151. [21:36] <Paradox> Truffle |:<s at Wyl.
  152. 06[21:36] * Wyl :|
  153. [21:36] <Alcyone> "I'm not."
  154. [21:37] <Wyl> "You look like I'm going to attack you..."
  155. [21:37] <Wyl> ...oh right.
  156. [21:37] <Wyl> Wyl's mood sinks.
  157. [21:37] <Bokor> "C minor...A major..." he scratches his head.  "This...is a lot more dificult to learn then I thought it'd be. Hell, the emperial scripts were easier."
  158. [21:37] <Bokor> he consults another book.
  159. [21:37] <Paradox> "I don't get it. Why can't she water her shroomish?"
  160. [21:37] <Alcyone> (oh god wagon train of disappointment)
  161. [21:37] <Paradox> Alex looks confused.
  162. [21:38] <Tsvai> "I think it's because she doesn't like eggs."
  163. [21:38] <Tsvai> :(
  164. [21:38] <Alcyone> "What? I like eggs."
  165. [21:38] <Tsvai> "Then how do you want them tomorrow morning?"
  166. [21:39] <Bokor> "...oh, no...not this shit again," he moans.  Physics.  
  167. [21:39] <Alcyone> "Um, I don't know, the maids always made eggs for us so I don't know what you call it." :C
  168. [21:39] <Tsvai> "Unfertilized, I think."
  169. [21:39] <Wyl> "...C'mon." He pats Alex on the shoulder, turning around and starting to walk away, towards the back of the guild.  "I was gonna tell her, but...I guess it'll be just you and me."
  170. 06[21:39] * Alcyone is SO CONFUSED ;_;
  171. [21:39] <Paradox> Alex is SO CONFUSED ;_;
  172. [21:40] <Alcyone> "...Wasn't that what you were going to tell me? That you had a boyfriend and wanted to introduce him or something?"
  173. 06[21:40] * Tsvai is EGG CONFUSED.
  174. [21:40] <Bokor> "This....is much more complicated then I origenally thought, he mutters to himself.  I'd do better gettin' someone trained in this shit to help me then trying to make myself a math professor..." he sighs, puts the books back...and wanders in on this scene on the way out...
  175. [21:40] <Wyl> "...No, you already met Alex."
  176. [21:40] <Alcyone> "I didn't know he was your b-boyfriend."
  177. [21:41] <Wyl> "...There's a lot of things you don't know about me yet."
  178. 06[21:41] * Bokor looks at the situation. "Uh oh."
  179. [21:41] <Alcyone> "THAT'S OKAY I ACCEPT YOU THE WAY YOU ARE." Alcyone temporarily forgets she has an indoor voice.
  180. [21:42] <Paradox> Alex looks around hopelessly, then settles on Tsvai. "Uh. I like eggs. I scramble them."
  181. [21:42] <Tsvai> "Unfertilized and scrambled for the boy, got it!"
  182. [21:43] <Wyl> "...Yeahthat'swhatIthought," Wyl sighs.  "Good.  And now that we're past that... come with me, or don't." He starts moving, pausing only to look back and realise Bokor is there, then he keeps going - back towards a part of the guild I don't think most of you visit, but Bokor would know.
  183. 03[21:43] * Ramiel has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  184. 03[21:43] * Ramiel is now known as Ramiel|Spectating
  185. [21:43] <Bokor> "..."
  186. 06[21:43] * Dr_Floyd enters the Guild Hall, carrying a bag full of wriggling... things.
  187. 06[21:43] * Alcyone follows, I guess?
  188. [21:44] <Bokor> "boss -" he tries to call, and follows..he knows where this is going.
  189. 06[21:44] * Tsvai follows her new employer. Now she actually has to -listen- to people. >:(
  190. [21:44] <Paradox> Alex follows Wyl, still looking totally confused and thoroughly uncomfortable.
  191. [21:44] <Wyl> Floyd is just in time to see Wyl leading the pack towards the back of the guild!
  192. 01[21:45] <Dr_Floyd> "'ey zere Vyl, vatch vhat i made!"
  193. [21:46] <Wyl> "...Floyd..." Wyl sighs.
  194. [21:46] <Paradox> The bag in Floyd's hands wriggles.
  195. 06[21:46] * Dr_Floyd gently drops twenty seven huge rock-skinned Kricketots on the floor! They swarm a little around Floyd, but never getting too away from him.
  196. [21:47] <Alcyone> "OH GOD WHAT."
  197. 06[21:47] * Alcyone edges behind Wyl.
  198. 06[21:47] * Bokor is...starting to look a little depressed himself. Till he sees the little bugs. "Heh, well ain't that somethin'"
  199. [21:47] <Tsvai> "Adorable!"
  200. [21:47] <Tsvai> "And kinda smelly, but adorable!"
  201. 01[21:47] <Dr_Floyd> "Aren't zey adorable? Zat is ze first time i've revived more zan one at a time! Must 'ave been a cluster of zose!"
  202. 06[21:48] * Wyl is not looking so enthused.
  203. [21:48] <Paradox> They begin chirping in unison.
  204. 06[21:48] * Bokor bends down for a closer look "Yeah, they are pretty cute."
  205. 06[21:49] * Alcyone is decidedly unconvinced, and CHANGES THE SUBJECT. "You had something you wanted to tell us, Wyl?"
  206. 06[21:50] * Bokor has a suddenly stern look again.
  207. [21:50] <Tsvai> "Wooooooooop~" She imitates the swarm.
  208. [21:50] <Wyl> "...Yeah.  Sorry, it's gonna be a little depressing, but... I guess I need to get it off my chest."
  209. [21:50] <Bokor> He stands up, and crosses his arms uncomfortably.  "...been a while since I looked back there myself."
  210. 01[21:51] <Dr_Floyd> "Hmm, vhere are you going?"
  211. [21:51] <Wyl> "...Almost four years, for me..." he shakes his head.  "You'll see.  Come on."
  212. [21:51] <Wyl> And he starts going into the back of the guild again.
  213. 06[21:52] * Alcyone follows.
  214. 06[21:52] * Dr_Floyd follows with the swarm behind him.
  215. 06[21:52] * Bokor sighs and follows. "Time for another trip down memory lane~"
  216. 06[21:52] * Tsvai picks up one of the chittering bugs, and follows.
  217. [21:53] <Bokor> He also notices Tsvai, "What you doin' here anyway?"
  218. [21:53] <Tsvai> "I'm part of the team now! Haven't signed a fancy contract or anything, but I think it's for the best, right?"
  219. [21:53] <Tsvai> "I get to eat, and you guys, um...."
  220. [21:53] <Tsvai> "You guys get...."
  221. [21:53] <Tsvai> "..."
  222. [21:53] <Tsvai> She has to think about this one.
  223. [21:54] <Bokor> Bokor...gives a sad, sad laugh.  "oh boy...this is the worst possible way to greet you to the team."
  224. [21:54] <Alcyone> "Does everyone know something I don't?" >:
  225. [21:54] <Tsvai> "You guys get some really awesome technology, I guess?"
  226. [21:54] <Paradox> The lot of you head to the back of the guild. You enter a large, dimly lit hallway, with various plaques on the wall. Some have old photographs above them.
  227. [21:54] <Tsvai> "Bleeding-edge. Promise I'll clean the blood off -first-, though."
  228. 01[21:54] <Dr_Floyd> "Hmm, i believe i am out of ze loop too."
  229. [21:55] <Bokor> Bokor goes off in his own direction..."let's see...where to begin..."
  230. [21:55] <Tsvai> "I have no idea what's going on, but he seems pretty beat up about it."
  231. [21:55] <Wyl> Wyl watches Bokor go off, then turns to the others.  "I guess none of you have ever really had reason to come back here before..."
  232. [21:55] <Alcyone> "Noooope."
  233. [21:56] <Tsvai> "I didn't even know this place -existed-."
  234. [21:56] <Bokor> "Here I am, age...I think I was in my 40's then?  Again here, 46, pretty sure.  Um...52 there."
  235. [21:56] <Bokor> "oh, look, it's Vodun," he calls the ghost out.  "hey, look, it's you. right there."
  236. [21:56] <Bokor> he's pointing at one of the pictures
  237. [21:56] <Wyl> "This is... well, go take a look," he directs them all to where Bokor is.
  238. [21:57] <Paradox> The Gengar floats in front of the picture, snickers, and then disappears.
  239. 01[21:57] <Dr_Floyd> "...Brother is zere somevhere. Let's skip zis and go to ze point."
  240. [21:59] <Bokor> Bokor is...looking around the room with a very familiar way.  He pauses in front of a picture every so often, and states an age.
  241. [21:59] <Wyl> "...If you don't want to be here, Floyd, you don't have to be here." He says it with a >:| that is clearly unwilling to put up with attitude in a place like this.
  242. 06[22:01] * Dr_Floyd nods with his hat, hiding a stern look on his face. "Zere are areas of ze past zat i 'ave no interest of. But as a friend, i vill accompany to vatever you are planning of do."
  243. [22:01] <Paradox> Vodun bops Bokor on the head, and points at Wyl.
  244. [22:01] <Bokor> "oh, sorry, Wyl..." says Bokor.
  245. [22:02] <Wyl> "This place... there's a lot of names for it, I guess you'd call it a 'hall of memories'.  This job is... I mean let's face it, most of us aren't sensible enough to know when to quit before... our adventures end."
  246. [22:02] <Bokor> (guilty as charged.)
  247. [22:02] <Wyl> "...And this is where those people are honored," he explains, to those who haven't been there yet.
  248. [22:03] <Tsvai> "Mmmm."
  249. [22:04] <Alcyone> "Mmmm?"
  250. [22:06] <Tsvai> "Just thinking."
  251. [22:07] <Tsvai> "Maybe we don't know when to quit, but, uh...."
  252. [22:07] <Tsvai> "Right now? I'd say we're in a pretty good position to make the decision."
  253. 06[22:08] * Bokor finds a lot of humor in Wyl's statement, but stifles it with a respectful frown.
  254. 01[22:08] <Dr_Floyd> "...I can't quit. Not now, not until i find vat i am looking for."
  255. [22:08] <Alcyone> "Um."
  256. [22:08] <Alcyone> "I don't think he's talking about us."
  257. [22:08] <Paradox> Alex nods to Alcyone's statement, and stands there somberly.
  258. [22:10] <Wyl> "No... not really." he rubs the back of his head.  "Though... I guess in a way I might be.  It's never too late to back down, and... if any of you ever opts to, I won't blame you.  But that's not why I came back here."
  259. [22:10] <Tsvai> "So what is, then?"
  260. [22:10] <Wyl> He heads over to one in particular; it's a portrait of a squad of five.  The two in the back are much older men; one, a strong middle age man and absolutely brimming with confidence, and the other a man nearing his senior years with a much calmer, more collected look.  In the front there are two young adults - a redheaded warrior,
  261. [22:10] <Wyl> with his arm over the shoulder of a younger blonde lady who looks a little embarassed.  The last of them is an even younger wildling girl with flowers in her hair.
  262. [22:11] <Wyl> He looks at it for a little while, not really able to speak, then turns away from both it and the others, tapping the portrait.  "...This."
  263. 06[22:12] * Alcyone knows better than to speak up this time, and waits for Wyl to continue.
  264. 06[22:12] * Bokor holds his tounge, visibly waiting to say something, but knowing not quite yet.
  265. 06[22:12] * Dr_Floyd looks at the portrait, silent as a stone while the Kricketots continue to chirp around behind him.
  266. [22:13] <Bokor> he doesn't move to the picture though, he knows what it is just fine.
  267. [22:14] <Wyl> Wyl rubs the back of his head nervously.  "...This is sorta hard to say.  I hardly expected this to be such a group thing but... freaking out like I did I probably owe you all an apology."
  268. [22:16] <Bokor> "Take your time, boy," says Bokor, "It ain't an easy thing to deal with.  You wern't the only one who lost a friend that day."
  269. 06[22:16] * Bokor he nods with respect
  270. 06[22:16] * Alcyone 's brow furrows as she glances from Wyl to the painting and back again.
  271. [22:17] <Bokor> Vodun seems to pester Bokor about something with mind speek, he then recalls one of the other details of this, and watches Alcyone slllllyly
  272. [22:17] <Wyl> "This was... my squad.  Up until five years ago." He looks back, and you can hear him chuckle.  "...Heh, I really did look different back then."
  273. 06[22:18] * Dr_Floyd points at the blonde lady. "Yes, you did."
  274. [22:18] <Alcyone> "I...what."
  275. [22:18] <Alcyone> "..."
  276. [22:18] <Alcyone> "Well. That explains a lot."
  277. 06[22:18] * Bokor coughs, stifling a laugh, Vodun is probably less successful.
  278. [22:19] <Wyl> Wyl isn't afraid to laugh a little himself, and turns back around, standing next to the portrait.  "Surprised?  I used to make a pretty cute young lady.  Everyone called me 'Wileena' back then."
  279. [22:19] <Alcyone> "Oh. I. Uh."
  280. 03[22:20] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as HigginsvonHiggins
  281. 03[22:20] * HigginsvonHiggins is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  282. [22:21] <Wyl> "...And just to clarify, yes, I am a guy.  It's a long story."
  283. [22:21] <Alcyone> "...Let's move on."
  284. 01[22:22] <Dr_Floyd> "Vorry not, i am a liberal man on such matters."
  285. 03[22:22] * Ramiel|Spectating is now known as Ramiel
  286. [22:24] <Wyl> Wyl laughs it off, although nervously.  "Anyway... yeah.  Five years ago we headed out on a job, and... well, I think you can guess what happened, since the portrait's here."
  287. [22:24] <Wyl> "...But, I mean that literally.  You'd have to guess what happened."
  288. [22:24] <Wyl> He frowns.
  289. [22:25] <Alcyone> "You have amnesia or something?"
  290. 01[22:25] <Dr_Floyd> "Far too vell i know zat. But please continue."
  291. [22:26] <Wyl> "...Yeah, Alcyone." He rubs the back of his head.  "I barely remember leaving, let alone where we went.  Apparently I came back to town a couple days later covered in blood, and, well... the others never returned."
  292. 06[22:27] * Alcyone looks like she wants to give Wyl a hug, but holds back.
  293. [22:28] <Wyl> One of his arms comes up to hold onto the other.  "...Really, I don't know what happened to them.  But I've been... really worried, for a long time, that maybe... y'know, somehow, I'm the one responsible for it."
  294. [22:28] <Alcyone> "Um, if it makes you feel better..."
  295. [22:29] <Alcyone> "That doesn't really seem likely."
  296. [22:29] <Alcyone> "Even when you were crazy and attacking us you basically just sat there and kept healing Brick."
  297. [22:29] <Alcyone> "Er."
  298. [22:29] <Alcyone> "That didn't come out right."
  299. [22:30] <Wyl> Wyl bites his lower lip.  It doesn't seem to be particularly comforting to him.
  300. [22:30] <Paradox> BOOM BOOM CRACKLE POP
  301. [22:30] <Paradox> shhhhhhhhh FLARE
  302. [22:31] <Paradox> The sparklers in Tsvai's bag light up.
  303. 06[22:31] * Alcyone jumps and fires off a Thunder Wave at nothing in particular.
  304. [22:31] <Tsvai> "AAAAAAAH OF ALL THE TIMES THIS SHOULD HAPPEN"
  305. 06[22:31] * Bokor is no longer able to contain a laugh.
  306. 06[22:32] * Tsvai runs screaming out of the hall to extinguish them. Ein worriedly waddles along after her.
  307. [22:32] <Wyl> Wyl manages to laugh a little, seeming to relax.
  308. 06[22:32] * Dr_Floyd lifts an eyebrow while looking at Tsvai. Meanwhile, the Kricketots chirp like crazy when startled.
  309. [22:32] <Tsvai> The one Tsvai was holding is back on the ground, dropped after the sparklers went off.
  310. [22:33] <Paradox> Alex patpats Wyl. "Look, I don't think anyone thinks you're going to suddenly go crazy and kill everyone, okay?"
  311. [22:33] <Bokor> "You what a very interesting person.  Will be enjoyable to have her along," he says to Tsvai
  312. [22:33] <Tsvai> She is -out-.
  313. [22:34] <Alcyone> "Well, uh, in any case, are you feeling better, Wyl?"
  314. 06[22:34] * Alcyone desperately tries to regain control of the situation.
  315. [22:34] <Wyl> "...I know," he sighs.  "It's still... sorry for freaking out back there, but I'm still... a little shaken up from the fact that yes, it -can- happen."
  316. [22:35] <Alcyone> "It's fine. It's fine. I'd have freaked out too."
  317. 06[22:36] * Dr_Floyd shrugs. "All is fine. Now to leave zis... Room."
  318. 06[22:36] * Bokor shrugs, looking back to the portraits he is in..."I got nothing to really tell ya that you don't already know. I know how you feel. It's painful, dificult, and never really goes away."
  319. [22:37] <Bokor> "best we can do is strive to prevent it again...now, I heard that girl mention breakfast. I'd have to take her up on that offer..."
  320. [22:38] <Wyl> "...Yeah.  ..." he sighs a little.  "We should probably get going.  Staying in here too long... I mean, me and Bokor do more or less fine now, but..."
  321. [22:38] <Alcyone> "BREAKFAST SOUNDS GREAT I'D LIKE SOME"
  322. [22:39] <Bokor> "we never did find a practical use for that honey we got when Brick punched the living shit out of those bears..."
  323. [22:39] <Paradox> </scene>
  324. [22:40] <Paradox> THURSDAY MORNING, Alcyone, Bokor, Tsvai, Wyl, Floyd, Alex, Ellis, and Tsvai's brother Treide all sit around a large table, sharing a delicious breakfast of EGGS
  325. [22:40] <Paradox> and pancakes of course.
  326. [22:41] <Paradox> and even other non-pancake non-egg foods!
  327. 06[22:41] * Tsvai is at least a passable cook.
  328. [22:41] <Tsvai> Juni hugs Treide's leg whilst fishing through his pockets for sweets.
  329. [22:41] <Wyl> Wyl is in a much better mood today yay
  330. 06[22:42] * Alcyone is making sure her various pokemon (including Truffle) get plenty to eat.
  331. [22:42] <Paradox> Tsvai's family has a pretty big house; they obviously make decent money. Nothing too fancy though; most things seem to be old and durable rather than fashionable.
  332. [22:42] <Paradox> You hear faint music from outside; today is the first day of the carnival!
  333. [22:43] <Bokor> Bokor on noms.  Vodun is sitting at the table as well, the cheeky bastard.  Kasim is content with the floor.  no one could wake up Lebowski.
  334. 06[22:44] * Dr_Floyd is still covered with Kricketots around him. The largest of them, Arthropod, sits at the top of his hat, munching on a piece of the egg.
  335. [22:44] <Alcyone> "O: What's that music?"
  336. [22:44] <Paradox> Treide stuffs a large bite of pancake into his mouth, and swallows. "Well, I'm glad my sis found a cool explorer's group! now that the council raised the threat level for the isles, the explorer's guild won't give comissions to lone operatives like us."
  337. [22:44] <Paradox> "I just joined Clan Blueguard myself, along with some other kid ... Connor, I think his name was."
  338. [22:44] <Wyl> "Oh, that's why..." Wyl nods.  "You--oh, Connor finally got in?  Say hi to him for me, will you?"
  339. 01[22:44] <Dr_Floyd> "Ah, ze Carnival! It 'as been quite a vhile."
  340. [22:44] <Tsvai> Juni is not finding any sweets, and emits an audible "bleah!"
  341. [22:45] <Alcyone> "Carnival?"
  342. 01[22:45] <Dr_Floyd> The little crickets start hitting their antennas with each other, matching the music outside but making quite a noise!
  343. [22:45] <Bokor> "Aye, the carnival."
  344. [22:46] <Paradox> Alex pipes up. "Yeah, there's a carnival because the H.M.S. Goldgloud is supposed to arrive sometime today. Hadn't you heard?"
  345. [22:46] <Alcyone> "Nope, can't say as I had."
  346. [22:46] <Alcyone> "...I've never been to a carnival before."
  347. [22:47] <Tsvai> "WHO WANTS MORE BACON"
  348. [22:47] <Wyl> "Oh, that's today?  I knew it was coming soon, but..."
  349. [22:47] <Tsvai> She calls out from the kitchen.
  350. 01[22:47] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze airship? Yes, ve 'eard about it before."
  351. [22:47] <Paradox> Einaudi jumps up, and runs to the kitchen for BACON.
  352. [22:47] <Tsvai> "TOO LATE. THE LANDSHARK GOT IT."
  353. [22:48] <Bokor> "I'm...quite interested in seeing this vessel," says Bokor.  
  354. 01[22:48] <Dr_Floyd> "It 'as been quite a vhile since i saw one too. Perhaps ve should take a look at it?"
  355. [22:49] <Paradox> You hear trumpeting in the distance
  356. [22:49] <Paradox> Ellis stands. "I think that's the signal that the ship is in sight. Should we go see it arrive?"
  357. [22:49] <Alcyone> "Let's go let's go let's go!"
  358. [22:50] <Tsvai> "What? It's here already?"
  359. [22:51] <Paradox> The big group rushes off towars the pier. Both the town square and the market square are PACKED with stalls and tables. When you finally make it to the docks, it looks like just about everyone in town is there, and pointing at the sky
  360. 06[22:51] * Bokor shields his eyes and looks up...
  361. [22:52] <Wyl> Wyl is excite
  362. [22:52] <Bokor> "we...really do need to tour the main land at one point," he mentions to Wyl.  "Kinda funny to be employed for a nation i've never been to."
  363. [22:52] <Paradox> By the time you manage to get through the crowds, the H.M.S. Goldcloud is already landing; it's a huge airship, vaugely shaped like a large flat square, with engines at each corner. It's easily a wilde wide.
  364. [22:53] <Wyl> "Mmm," Wyl nods in return to this.
  365. 06[22:53] * Alcyone is decidedly less enthusiastic about looking up than most people.
  366. [22:53] <Paradox> The gigantic ship lowers itself slowly into the sea in the bay, about a mile or two from town.
  367. 06[22:53] * Dr_Floyd points at the enormous airship. "'ow many tourists are coming viz zat?"
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  369. [22:55] <Alcyone> "A bunch?"
  370. [22:55] <Tsvai> "Probably as many can fit."
  371. [22:55] <Tsvai> "They're probably wondering how that thing can even -fly-."
  372. 01[22:55] <Dr_Floyd> "Much more."
  373. [22:56] <Bokor> "Answer is obviously science," says Bokor.  Yes. he did not credit ghosts, magic, or voodoo.
  374. [22:57] <Alcyone> "I don't like it."
  375. 01[22:58] <Dr_Floyd> "Of course. Ze engines are somezink to marvel on such a machine. Und it's not a 'bunch', but zousands of people."
  376. [22:58] <Paradox> About 10 minutes later, a large hatch slowly opens up from the side of the airship, right at sea level
  377. [22:59] <Paradox> and three boats come out, and sail towards the pier.
  378. [22:59] <Bokor> "they put...boats in their boats..."
  379. [22:59] <Alcyone> "...That's."
  380. [22:59] <Alcyone> "That's decadent."
  381. [22:59] <Wyl> "...That's one word for it"
  382. 01[23:00] <Dr_Floyd> "Zat's progress."
  383. [23:00] <Bokor> "I'm sort of hoping the smaller boats have boats inside them too."
  384. [23:00] <Alcyone> "Lifeboats?"
  385. [23:00] <Paradox> (The smaller boats DO - yeah, lifeboats :B)
  386. [23:01] <Bokor> "those don't count," he scoffs.
  387. [23:01] <Alcyone> "...Why not?"
  388. [23:01] <Bokor> "I meant like...boats with masts, oh forget it."
  389. [23:02] <Alcyone> "Boats are boats."
  390. [23:02] <Tsvai> "It's like a Darumakka doll or something."
  391. 06[23:03] * Bokor is now a sourpuss.
  392. [23:03] <Paradox> </short scene was short>
  393. [23:03] <Paradox> Hours Later
  394. [23:05] <Paradox> By 7PM, the Carnival is in full swing. The Market and Town Square are PACKED. Large rows of colored lanterns light up the whole thing in rainbow light. There's all sorts of food being sold, and games being played for prizes!
  395. 06[23:06] * Tsvai is analyzing the stalls for games that are literally impossible to win.
  396. [23:06] <Paradox> Music fills the air, as several musical groups and their pokemon play from raised stages.
  397. [23:07] <Paradox> There's several posters advertising the Pokethlon tomorrow, and a fighting tournament on Saturday.
  398. 06[23:07] * Alcyone is shopping o:
  399. [23:08] <Bokor> Bokor is quite lost, he's not used to SO MANY PEOPLE.
  400. [23:08] <Bokor> "fighting tournament eh..."
  401. [23:08] <Tsvai> Juni is taking smaller prizes from the backs of stalls.
  402. 06[23:08] * Dr_Floyd is watching the musicals at their stages.
  403. [23:09] <Bokor> "I..think this would be a great chance for Kasim to get a little self esteem boost.  Hm..."
  404. [23:09] <Wyl> Wyl is enjoying FESTIVITIES, bouncing around between shows like an excited kid.  Unlike everyone else who comes from outside the island at some point, Wyl has never left, so...
  405. [23:09] <Bokor> he's then quite enchanted by the musicians wandering about, and starts to look for nifty looking string instruments, for research~
  406. [23:10] <Tsvai> "And that's how they get your money. It doesn't look like it, but the ring doesn't actually fit around the neck of the bottle!"
  407. [23:10] <Paradox> Alcyone finds a BERRIES OF THE WORLD stall, selling dozens of different types of berries!
  408. [23:11] <Paradox> (literally every berry in the handbook + memory berries)
  409. 06[23:13] * Alcyone buys some razz berries to try to make jam out of. How hard could it be?
  410. [23:14] <Paradox> razz berries are only 10g each, since they're just tasty and have no speshul effects.
  411. [23:14] <Paradox> (This is a good time for anyone who might wanna buy stat lowering berries or anything like that to get 'em)
  412. 01[23:15] <Dr_Floyd> (...Stat lowering?)
  413. [23:15] <Bokor> (to change your stat priorities)
  414. [23:15] <Bokor> (I believe)
  415. [23:15] <Paradox> (yes, the stat lowering berries that LOWER base stats. They can be useful to fix base relations)
  416. 06[23:15] * Alcyone buys one attack lowering berry for Gladius.
  417. 01[23:15] <Dr_Floyd> (oooh i see)
  418. [23:15] <Alcyone> and ten razz berries
  419. 01[23:16] <Dr_Floyd> (don't need though)
  420. [23:16] <Paradox> Stat Lowering berries are 100g each.
  421. [23:17] <Paradox> There's another stall that's selling vitamins at 1/4th price! Which is 5750k.
  422. [23:18] <Alcyone> (5750k oh god)
  423. [23:18] <Paradox> No Rare Candies or PP Ups - though the Ducklett Pond game is advertising that those are two of the possible prizes!
  424. [23:19] <Alcyone> (oh hey hmm)
  425. 06[23:19] * Alcyone also buys two sp. atk lowering berries.
  426. 06[23:19] * Tsvai analyzes the Ducklett Pond game for tricks!
  427. [23:20] <Tsvai> 1d20+7 Intelligence!
  428. [23:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Intelligence!: 15 [1d20=8]
  429. 01[23:20] <Dr_Floyd> (I can make those though :V)
  430. [23:20] <Alcyone> (you can't make pp ups)
  431. 01[23:20] <Dr_Floyd> (well, not pp ups, but vitamins)
  432. [23:20] <Paradox> Tsvai; every game you've analyzed seems to be perfectly honest. It seems they really want the festival to go well this year~
  433. [23:20] <Tsvai> "Stallmonkey! Beer me!"
  434. [23:20] <Paradox> Anyway, there's various GAMES to play that give out possible prizes!
  435. [23:21] <Tsvai> "I mean, uh, I want to play!"
  436. [23:22] <Paradox> There's GALLERY SHOOTERS, the DUCKLETT POND, WHACK-A-DIGGLET, a CUP AND BALL stall, and RING THE BELL for the strong!
  437. [23:22] <Paradox> (brb)
  438. [23:22] <Tsvai> ( Going for Ducklett Pond for PP UP.)
  439. 06[23:22] * Alcyone wants to try the gallery shooting o:
  440. 06[23:23] * Wyl ends up meeting Alcyone at gallery shooting.  He might have a bit of an unfair advantage here since y'know
  441. 06[23:23] * Tsvai turns away, and whispers to her Mawile. "Take a look around the pond. See if there's anything fishy about the game - AND DON'T TAKE ANYTHING!"
  442. 06[23:24] * Dr_Floyd tries the CUP AND BALL stall. "Ah, it 'as been quite a vhile!"
  443. [23:24] <Bokor> Bokor wanders across the strong man game...and figures why not, he'll give it a shot.
  444. [23:27] <Bokor> He starts stretching, oblovious to how silly he looks as an old man trying this game...
  445. [23:28] <Paradox> "Welcome, welcome, welcome! Oh, hello!"
  446. [23:29] <Paradox> The stall attendant looks at Wyl and Alcyone.
  447. [23:29] <Paradox> "Trying to win a prize for your date, eh sir? 500P for a round!"
  448. [23:29] <Wyl> Wyl snerks.
  449. [23:29] <Tsvai> "Report back and let me know." With that, she turns back to the stallkeeper of the Ducklett Pond Game.
  450. [23:30] <Wyl> "Sure, sure, I'll give it a shot."
  451. [23:30] <Paradox> Juni nods, and creeps off into the crowd, going around...
  452. 06[23:30] * Alcyone considers, and suddenly looks determined. "Okay! I can do this!"
  453. [23:30] <Paradox> "You're so suspicious, sis. Why not just take it on faith and enjoy?"
  454. [23:31] <Paradox> Treide claps Tsvai's shoulder from behind.
  455. [23:31] <Paradox> "Ah, you wanna give it a go too, miss? Okay!"
  456. [23:31] <Tsvai> "Faith is for people with their wallets wide open!"
  457. [23:31] <Paradox> (Roll 5#1d20+Dex you two at the shootan gallery)
  458. [23:31] <Tsvai> "And for people who can't afford to lose pancake money on gambling!"
  459. [23:32] <Alcyone> 5#1d20-2 oh god why didn't I take chosen one last level
  460. [23:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, oh god why didn't I take chosen one last level: 6 [1d20=8], 3 [1d20=5], 11 [1d20=13], 3 [1d20=5], 13 [1d20=15]
  461. [23:32] <Paradox> Floyd meanwhile sees a crowd around a ball-and-cup game. The person currently playing guess wrong, and pays up.
  462. [23:32] <Tsvai> "Besiiiiiides, it's not like you haven't tried the same thing when Juni was with you."
  463. [23:32] <Wyl> 5#1d20+6 And now for Wyl to show Alycone up?
  464. [23:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, And now for Wyl to show Alycone up?: 10 [1d20=4], 19 [1d20=13], 17 [1d20=11], 24 [1d20=18], 16 [1d20=10]
  465. [23:32] <Paradox> The stall keeper raises the cup under which the ball was hiding. "See? Here all along! Anyone else want a try?"
  466. 01[23:33] <Dr_Floyd> "I'll take ze case!"
  467. [23:34] <Paradox> The gallery shooting game is simple; you have to try and shoot various moving targets with numbers on them. Smaller and faster targets are worth more points!
  468. [23:34] <Paradox> Alcyone only gets 10 points, shooting down two big slow targets. :T
  469. [23:35] <Paradox> Wyl however gets 51 points!
  470. 06[23:35] * Alcyone tried ;_;
  471. [23:36] <Paradox> The attendant with Floyd nods, and invites Floyd to try and keep up!
  472. [23:36] <Paradox> (roll INT and WIS)
  473. 01[23:36] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20+7 outsmart him!
  474. [23:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, outsmart him!: 18 [1d20=11]
  475. 01[23:36] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20+7 outwise him?
  476. [23:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, outwise him?: 12 [1d20=5]
  477. [23:37] <Paradox> "Well, well, well young man! You did very well!" The attendant says to Wyl. "You can stop now and choose from any of these; "
  478. [23:37] <Paradox> He motions to a tray holding one of each of the evolutionary stones.
  479. [23:39] <Paradox> "Or you can try again; if your combined scores add up to 100, I'll let you pick any stone AND you get the grand prize!" He holds up a tray with a Golden Lucky Egg.
  480. [23:39] <Bokor> BT, when are we gonna go backpacking to Gyrllsville
  481. [23:39] <Bokor> (shit, mt, sorry)
  482. [23:40] <Paradox> "This here egg never breaks, unlike others you might have seen, and pokemon that hold it learn twice as fast! It doesn't work on very experienced pokemon, however!"
  483. [23:40] <Alcyone> O:
  484. [23:40] <Alcyone> "Do you think we can do it, Wyl?"
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  486. [23:41] <Paradox> Tsvai - Treide rolls his eyes, and walks with you towards the Ducklett Pond stall.
  487. [23:41] <Paradox> He pays for his 500P ticket.
  488. [23:42] <Wyl> Ooooh that's so tempting and SHINY but... "...I... well it's not like I don't have the cash to spare, I guess..."
  489. 06[23:42] * Tsvai pays for the ticket! Half of the bonus, gone!
  490. [23:42] <Alcyone> "I'll try if you're up for it~"
  491. [23:42] <Alcyone> (hey dox, how effective would psychic cheatin' be in this)
  492. [23:42] <Bokor> Bokor walks up to the line for RING THE BELL.  Can't keep this old man down!
  493. [23:43] <Paradox> (Not particularly; the bullets move too fast to direct, and if the targets just fell over on their own it'd be pretty obvious, if nothing else because they'd have no bullet hole :B )
  494. 01[23:43] <Dr_Floyd> (uh dox? what about my rolls?)
  495. [23:43] <Alcyone> (aww, oh well)
  496. [23:44] <Paradox> Floyd has trouble following the man's fast moving shuffling skills, but through LOGEEK manages to eliminate 3 cups, leaving just two left... hmmm...
  497. [23:44] <The_Falcon> (pssst, make a bullet hole in it)
  498. [23:44] <Wyl> "...Sure.  Now, to concentrate..." he sets down the fee and prepares himself.
  499. [23:44] <Paradox> (Call 1 or 2! Dicemaid shall decide if you win, Floyd!)
  500. [23:45] <Bokor> (oh man
  501. [23:45] <Bokor> (he's fucked)
  502. 06[23:45] * Alcyone nods, and ffffffocuses.
  503. [23:45] <Wyl> 5#1d20+6 FOCUS
  504. [23:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, FOCUS: 8 [1d20=2], 10 [1d20=4], 10 [1d20=4], 18 [1d20=12], 24 [1d20=18]
  505. [23:45] <Wyl> (dicemaid D: )
  506. [23:46] <Alcyone> 5#1d20-2 ffffocus
  507. [23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, ffffocus: 17 [1d20=19], 0 [1d20=2], 1 [1d20=3], 3 [1d20=5], 12 [1d20=14]
  508. [23:46] <Alcyone> (WHELP)
  509. [23:46] <Wyl> Nerves happen D:
  510. 01[23:46] <Dr_Floyd> (calling... two!)
  511. 01[23:46] <Dr_Floyd> 1d2 friggin cup!
  512. [23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, friggin cup!: 2 [1d2=2]
  513. 06[23:46] * Dr_Floyd grabs one of the cups!
  514. [23:46] <Paradox> Floyd finds the ball!
  515. [23:47] <Paradox> He wins 4k!
  516. 01[23:47] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, zat vas an interesing distraction!"
  517. [23:48] <Paradox> (I had actually meant if Wyl's own combined score of 51 + his new score = 100 or greater, he'd win .. so ... )
  518. [23:48] <Alcyone> (oh)
  519. [23:48] <Alcyone> (:3c)
  520. [23:48] <Alcyone> (then prob control on the lowest roll. YOU CAN DO IT WYL)
  521. [23:49] <Alcyone> (unless you're gonna let him reroll all of them :3c)
  522. [23:50] <Paradox> (go ahead and reroll that 2, Wyl)
  523. [23:50] <Wyl> (Oh, I was going to ask that)
  524. [23:50] <Paradox> BOKOR - sorry I keep ignoring you
  525. [23:50] <Paradox> Everyone murmurs as the OLD wildling takes up the the heavy mallet.
  526. [23:50] <Paradox> Roll STR!
  527. [23:50] <Bokor> 1d20+9 using one with the world
  528. [23:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, using one with the world: 16 [1d20=7]
  529. [23:50] <Paradox> TSVAI - roll 1d100 for Duck Pond
  530. [23:51] <Bokor> (nice dicemaid, nice.)
  531. [23:51] <Wyl> 1d20+6 I need a total of 21 if I've worked out this scoring right.
  532. [23:51] <Tsvai> 1d100 DUUUUUCKS
  533. [23:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, I need a total of 21 if I've worked out this scoring right.: 24 [1d20=18]
  534. [23:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, DUUUUUCKS: 29 [1d100=29]
  535. [23:51] <Paradox> 1d100 Treide's roll
  536. [23:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Treide's roll: 26 [1d100=26]
  537. [23:51] <Alcyone> (I was helpful :333)
  538. [23:51] <Paradox> The Shooting Gallery attendant looks disappointed.
  539. [23:51] <Paradox> "Oh ... uh .. you win!"
  540. [23:51] <Paradox> "
  541. [23:52] <Paradox> "Congratulations! Here; take the stone of your choice, and the golden egg."
  542. [23:52] <Wyl> Wyl sets down the weapon and grins.  "Success!"
  543. [23:52] <Bokor> Bokor's eyes go white with rage as he swings down on the pallet, "phaw!"
  544. [23:52] <Wyl> (Which three stones were available)
  545. [23:52] <Paradox> (Any evolutionary stone. Fire, Dawn, whatever)
  546. 06[23:53] * Alcyone clapclapclaps :3c
  547. [23:53] <Paradox> Bokor - BONK
  548. [23:54] <Paradox> You bring the mallet down hard, and your puck rises 8 feet; not quite hitting the bell, but very high!
  549. [23:54] <Bokor> "hm..."
  550. [23:54] <Paradox> "Wow, strong hit sir!"
  551. [23:54] <Paradox> "That was an eight, sure was anything ... You win 4k!"
  552. [23:54] <Paradox> (oh, btw, it cost 1k to play)
  553. [23:55] <Paradox> (fhadj I mean 500)
  554. 06[23:55] * Bokor accepts the prize with a thanks, "Take another 500 back, I'll give it another shot..."
  555. [23:55] <Paradox> (The_Falcon, get in character!)
  556. [23:55] <Bokor> (so the prize would be 3500?)
  557. [23:55] <Paradox> (yeah I guess)
  558. [23:55] <Wyl> "Let's see... I'll take..." he takes his time, looking over them with an eye for aesthetics.  Then... "This one," he picks up the Dawn Stone, grinning.
  559. 03[23:55] * The_Falcon is now known as Brick
  560. [23:56] <Wyl> (What exactly are the specifics on the GoldenLuckyEgg)
  561. [23:56] <Bokor> Bokor's eyes flash white yet again, and he slams down like the strength of the world is on his shoulders
  562. [23:56] <Paradox> Brick is walking around the carnival with Miss Flora~
  563. [23:56] <Brick> (rockin~)
  564. [23:56] <Bokor> 1d20+9 my OTHER one w/ the world for the day.
  565. [23:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, my OTHER one w/ the world for the day.: 13 [1d20=4]
  566. [23:56] <Paradox> (There's GALLERY SHOOTERS, the DUCKLETT POND, WHACK-A-DIGGLET, a CUP AND BALL stall, and RING THE BELL for the strong!)
  567. [23:56] <Bokor> (boo.)
  568. [23:56] <Paradox> (wanna try your chance at any games, Brick?)
  569. [23:57] <Brick> (strong man for strong men. Wack that bell)
  570. [23:57] <Alcyone> (I also want to try ducklett pond sometime :3c)
  571. [23:57] <Paradox> Bokor only gets it about six and a half feet that time. "Oooh. Not quite as good sir! Still though! You win nothing from that."
  572. [23:57] <Paradox> (I'm gonna do games in PM because it's hard for me to track them all in here @_@)
  573. [23:58] <Alcyone> (that's fine)
  574. [23:58] <Bokor> "Eh...guess I am gettin' kinda old after all," he shrugs.  "3000 is better then nothing though, good day, sir."  He returns to looking around for things of interest...and exotic string instruments, if he can find any...
  575. 06[23:58] * Brick casually walks over to the RING THE BELL game as if it wasn't on his mind
  576. [23:59] <Bokor> (you're gonna crush me even w/ my +9 mod aren't you ;_;. stupid dice maid)
  577. [23:59] <Brick> (knowing dicemasid, gonna roll like 1)
  578. [23:59] <Paradox> Wyl - Golden Lucky Egg - held item, double exp for any pokemon under level 30.
  579. Session Time: Wed Jun 15 00:00:00 2011
  580. [00:00] <Brick> (so yea just roll str?)
  581. [00:00] <Paradox> (yes)
  582. 06[00:00] * Dr_Floyd searches for a place where to spend his newfound money~
  583. [00:02] <Brick> 1d20+6 LETS ROCK THIS JOINT
  584. [00:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, LETS ROCK THIS JOINT: 15 [1d20=9]
  585. [00:02] <Bokor> (this game is rigged.)
  586. [00:02] <Brick> (tableflip.jpg)
  587. [00:04] <Bokor> (I knew I shoulda taken that point in one w/ the world +!)
  588. [00:04] <Brick> (inb4 even lower)
  589. [00:05] <Brick> 1d20+6
  590. [00:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20+6: 17 [1d20=11]
  591. [00:05] <Brick> (tableflip.jpg)
  592. [00:05] <Alcyone> 1d100 luck? ;_;
  593. [00:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, luck?: 32 [1d100=32]
  594. [00:05] <Bokor> (SOOOOO RIGGED.)
  595. [00:05] <Bokor> (what do we do for the ducky game, just a 1d100?)
  596. [00:05] <Brick> 1d20+6
  597. [00:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20+6: 21 [1d20=15]
  598. [00:05] <Brick> fuck yea
  599. [00:05] <Bokor> (least you won it, fuck.)
  600. [00:05] <Bokor> (I'd of flipped all the tables forever if neither of us did)
  601. [00:06] <Tsvai> (NOT ENOUGH TABLES)
  602. [00:06] <Tsvai> (FLIP TABLES BACK UPRIGHT IN RAGE)
  603. [00:06] <Brick> (lol)
  604. 01[00:07] <Dr_Floyd> (i don't flip tables. instead, i make sure mr fist meets mr pillow)
  605. [00:08] <Alcyone> (so how many times did you end up playing, brick? 3?)
  606. [00:08] <Paradox> 1d20+7
  607. [00:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20+7: 24 [1d20=17]
  608. [00:08] <Brick> (inb4 I get showed up by my date)
  609. [00:08] <Brick> (3)
  610. [00:08] <Bokor> (...)
  611. [00:08] <Bokor> (Miss Flora, crushed us both.)
  612. [00:08] <Bokor> (feelsbadman.)
  613. [00:08] <Brick> (TABLEFLIPPPPPPP)
  614. [00:08] <Bokor> (flipflipflip)
  615. [00:09] <Alcyone> (feelsgreatman)
  616. [00:09] <Bokor> (IF THIS WERE VOLTORB FLIP, WE'D WIN FOREVER.)
  617. [00:09] <Paradox> (She IS the smith. Of course she knows how to handle a mallet ;D )
  618. [00:09] <Brick> (oh murr~)
  619. [00:09] <Brick> (:V)
  620. 02[00:10] * Ramiel has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 3.6.3/20100401080539])
  621. [00:10] <Wyl> (Wait what)
  622. [00:11] <Wyl> (Ahahahaha)
  623. 01[00:11] <Dr_Floyd> (AHHAHAHAHA)
  624. [00:12] <Bokor> 1d200
  625. [00:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d200: 7 [1d200=7]
  626. [00:12] <Bokor> (...oops.)
  627. [00:12] <Bokor> 1d100
  628. [00:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d100: 20 [1d100=20]
  629. [00:12] <Brick> (LOLOLOLOLOLOLO)
  630. [00:12] <Bokor> (shut up ;_;)
  631. [00:12] <Wyl> (>1d200.  >7)
  632. [00:12] <Paradox> ( > 7 of 200 )
  633. [00:12] <Paradox> (I'm letting you keep that)
  634. [00:13] <Brick> 1d2
  635. [00:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  636. [00:14] <Paradox> There is totally also a pie eating contest.
  637. [00:14] <Paradox> Because I hadn't thought of that. :3c
  638. [00:14] <Brick> (hmmm, maybe a bit much for a date :V)
  639. [00:14] <Brick> (...)
  640. [00:15] <Bokor> (...tempting...)
  641. [00:15] <Bokor> (who wants to enter the pie eating contest w/ me?)
  642. [00:15] <Alcyone> 1d20+6 int
  643. [00:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, int: 24 [1d20=18]
  644. [00:15] <Alcyone> 1d20 wis
  645. [00:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, wis: 1 [1d20=1]
  646. [00:15] <Alcyone> (DICEMAID)
  647. 01[00:15] <Dr_Floyd> ((totally going)
  648. [00:16] <Paradox> (prob control)
  649. [00:16] <Alcyone> (and give you a murphy point?)
  650. [00:16] <Alcyone> (...fuck it.)
  651. [00:16] <Alcyone> 1d20
  652. [00:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  653. [00:17] <Paradox> You manage to keep good sight of the cups!
  654. 06[00:17] * Alcyone foooocuses. >:
  655. [00:17] <Paradox> You manage to eliminate 3 cups, but aren't sure which of the remaining 2 cups it's under.
  656. [00:18] <Alcyone> 1d2 let's say 1
  657. [00:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, let's say 1: 1 [1d2=1]
  658. [00:18] <Paradox> Alcyone wins!
  659. [00:18] <Paradox> 4k to Alcyone~
  660. [00:19] <Alcyone> yay~
  661. [00:19] <Bokor> Bokor wanders upon an advertisement for the pie eating contest. "...this is entirely too tempting."
  662. 01[00:21] <Dr_Floyd> "Pie... Ze food of ze gods! Yet, should i enter it?"
  663. [00:22] <Paradox> Bokor and Floyd are next to each other, looking at a poster advertising the pie eating contest.
  664. [00:22] <Paradox> Sign-Ups close in a few minutes!
  665. [00:23] <Bokor> "...let's do it."
  666. [00:23] <Alcyone> (nnngh)
  667. [00:23] <Alcyone> 1d2
  668. [00:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  669. [00:23] <Alcyone> (FINE)
  670. [00:23] <Brick> (unless you meant pie)
  671. [00:23] <Alcyone> Alcyone remembers that she hasn't eaten since breakfast. Why not have some pie?
  672. 06[00:23] * Alcyone signs up as well~
  673. [00:24] <Bokor> Bokor hurries off to sign up, this will be a great way to ensure a good night of drinking!
  674. [00:25] <Paradox> Brick and Miss Flora walk by, as well. "Huh. Pie eating contest. Wanna sign up, Brick?"
  675. [00:25] <Brick> "PIE!"
  676. 06[00:25] * Brick signs up
  677. [00:25] <Brick> "Hell yes, delicious pie and a prize to eat it
  678. [00:26] <Brick> "Is this heaven"
  679. [00:27] <Paradox> Miss Flora signs up as well. "It might be."
  680. 06[00:27] * Brick :D's
  681. [00:28] <Paradox> (anyone else signing up for PIE EATING?)
  682. [00:28] <Tsvai> ( Nope. )
  683. [00:29] <Brick> (COME HERE NINJA GIRL)
  684. [00:29] <Brick> (AND BE DEFEATED)
  685. [00:29] <Bokor> (pancake girl hates pies.)
  686. [00:29] <Bokor> (what is wrong with this)
  687. [00:29] <Tsvai> (THIS VAN DOESN'T HAVE ANY CANDY AT ALL)
  688. [00:30] <Bokor> (THAT SOUNDS HILARIOUS EVEN OUT OF CONTEXT.)
  689. [00:32] <Paradox> (Wyl, you should roll for DUCKLETT POND)
  690. [00:32] <Wyl> (oh god what)
  691. [00:32] <Paradox> (Game of CHANCE, where everyone wins a prize~)
  692. [00:33] <Paradox> (there's a tub full of rubber ducks, and you pick one - and you get the prize that's written on the bottom of the duck)
  693. [00:33] <Paradox> 1d100 Alex's roll.
  694. [00:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Alex's roll.: 78 [1d100=78]
  695. [00:33] <Wyl> 1d100 Wyl's roll?
  696. [00:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, Wyl's roll?: 67 [1d100=67]
  697. [00:34] <Paradox> Alex gets a lousy potion, which he gives to Wyl.
  698. [00:34] <Paradox> Wyl gets a berry of his choice.
  699. 06[00:35] * Tsvai got TMs!
  700. [00:36] <Brick> (hmmm, I should play that game...)
  701. [00:36] <Paradox> (yes you should)
  702. [00:36] <Paradox> (roll it)
  703. [00:36] <Paradox> 1d100 Flora
  704. [00:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Flora: 29 [1d100=29]
  705. 06[00:36] * Wyl gets a Wacan Berry... and passes it to Alex to help keep his birds safe :3c
  706. [00:37] <Brick> 1d100 BRICK BREAKS THE GAME. ALL THE DUCKS
  707. [00:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, BRICK BREAKS THE GAME. ALL THE DUCKS: 45 [1d100=45]
  708. [00:37] <Paradox> Alex doesn't trust potions, but he approces of the berry. :D
  709. [00:37] <Alcyone> (Hmmmm.)
  710. [00:37] <Alcyone> (hey brick, do you want a prob control on that)
  711. [00:38] <Alcyone> (it is my duty to make sure everyone wins something)
  712. [00:38] <Brick> (was that roll bad? I dunno)
  713. [00:38] <Alcyone> (it was better than a berry but worse than a vitamin)
  714. [00:38] <Wyl> (everyone wins something with ducks)
  715. [00:38] <Tsvai> (You also want to roll -low- apparently)
  716. [00:38] <Brick> (hmmm, nah I'm cool)
  717. [00:38] <Paradox> Brick wins a Full Heal!
  718. [00:39] <Brick> (yay)
  719. [00:39] <Paradox> Miss Flora wins a Psyshock TM, which she gives to Brick.
  720. [00:39] <Brick> :O
  721. 06[00:40] * Brick is so moved
  722. [00:40] <Brick> ;-;
  723. [00:40] <Alcyone> (what does brick have that can learn it)
  724. [00:40] <Brick> "Thank you"
  725. [00:40] <Brick> (I dunno, lol.)
  726. [00:40] <Paradox> (I think just Eggdude)
  727. [00:41] <Brick> (EGGS IT IS!)
  728. [00:41] <Alcyone> (oh right he has eggs)
  729. [00:42] <Paradox> Alright, time for PIE EATING CONTEST.
  730. [00:42] <Brick> (I would give it to babby natu  but it was a gift)
  731. [00:42] <Paradox> Who has signed up?
  732. 06[00:42] * Alcyone has
  733. [00:42] <Brick> (I)
  734. 06[00:42] * Wyl has not but will be in the crowd watching
  735. [00:42] <Wyl> (in b4 Alex has signed up)
  736. [00:42] <Paradox> Alex totally does sign up
  737. 06[00:42] * Dr_Floyd has :V
  738. [00:42] <Paradox> So does Ellis! And Ser Allerian, too!
  739. [00:43] <Paradox> And Connor!
  740. [00:43] <Brick> *A CHALLENGER APPEARS*
  741. 06[00:43] * Bokor is signed up
  742. 06[00:43] * Tsvai is in the crowd, watching, and trying to keep Juni from going all klepto on people.
  743. [00:43] <Alcyone> (>ser allerian)
  744. 06[00:43] * Brick gets srs
  745. [00:43] <Alcyone> (dammit ;_;)
  746. 06[00:43] * Wyl chills with Tsvai.  "I'd join, but I'd get fat D: "
  747. [00:43] <Paradox> and so does Treide.
  748. [00:43] <Tsvai> "Vetors are not known for being fatties!"
  749. [00:43] <Alcyone> (oh man wyl you're such a girl)
  750. [00:43] <Tsvai> "Except him. He's pretty weird."
  751. 06[00:44] * Tsvai holds the waggling Mawile.
  752. 01[00:44] <Dr_Floyd> (guess you can't crossdress while fat)
  753. [00:44] <Brick> (the big question again)
  754. [00:45] <Bokor> (oh man we need to get brick a log)
  755. [00:45] <Bokor> (he missed the super awkward moment.)
  756. 01[00:45] <Dr_Floyd> (i'll get him later)
  757. [00:45] <Brick> (brick chews his log)
  758. [00:45] <Paradox> Final Roster: Alcyone, Alex, Allerian, Bokor, Brick, Connor, Ellis, Flora, Floyd, Treide
  759. [00:45] <Brick> (om nom)
  760. [00:46] <Paradox> PLUS a tall bearded gentleman none of you have ever seen before, and a fat piggish looking ... person, with parted yellow hair, a monocle, and a purple suit, including a too-small purple top hat.
  761. [00:47] <Paradox> The twelve of you are sitting on a long, long table
  762. [00:48] <Paradox> As cooks and attendants fromt he various inns that participated in baking bring out trays of delicious smelling pies.
  763. 06[00:48] * Alcyone breathes in deeply. Piiiie.
  764. 06[00:48] * Bokor sits rather composed, preparing to feast
  765. 06[00:49] * Brick is still srs face
  766. 06[00:49] * Dr_Floyd grabs his knife and fork, ready for the pie!
  767. [00:50] <Paradox> The announcer walks out to the front of the stage. "Alright!"
  768. [00:51] <Paradox> "We have twelve valiant entrants today, here for the pie eating contest! We have ... wow, nearly all of the Light Company! Three members of Clan Blueguard, Alex and Ellis of Clan Whitechord, and Miss Flora - the Smith from the Explorer's guild! Who will win!? Let's find out! Begin!"
  769. [00:51] <Paradox> (CON roll!)
  770. [00:52] <Bokor> 1d20 onnom im here for the food
  771. [00:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, onnom im here for the food: 15 [1d20=15]
  772. [00:52] <Alcyone> 1d20+8
  773. [00:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20+8: 24 [1d20=16]
  774. [00:52] <Brick> 1d20+5 let me sing you the song of my people
  775. [00:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, let me sing you the song of my people: 18 [1d20=13]
  776. [00:52] <Brick> (good jyob boss lady)
  777. [00:53] <Wyl> "...My squad are pigs."  Wyl looks a little more impressed than his words would indicate.
  778. 01[00:53] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20+0 lol not even trying
  779. [00:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, lol not even trying: 9 [1d20=9]
  780. [00:53] <Brick> (Alcyone is totally using a knife and fork)
  781. [00:53] <Alcyone> (she is)
  782. [00:53] <Brick> (see, classy)
  783. [00:54] <Paradox> 3#1d20+4 Alex/Connor/Beardy
  784. [00:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Alex/Connor/Beardy: 5 [1d20=1], 7 [1d20=3], 7 [1d20=3]
  785. [00:54] <Brick> (wow)
  786. [00:54] <Tsvai> "Pies are just pancakes that refused to cooperate." >:(
  787. [00:54] <Paradox> 2#1d20+0 Ellis/Treide
  788. [00:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Ellis/Treide: 15 [1d20=15], 18 [1d20=18]
  789. [00:54] <Paradox> 2#1d20+6 Allerian/Gourmet
  790. [00:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Allerian/Gourmet: 22 [1d20=16], 9 [1d20=3]
  791. [00:55] <Alcyone> (phew)
  792. [00:55] <Brick> (AWRIIIIGHT)
  793. [00:56] <Brick> (do it flora, teach em who's boss)
  794. [00:56] <Alcyone> (:C)
  795. [00:56] <Brick> (hey, I have to support my date :P)
  796. [00:56] <Paradox> Alex devours his first pie; but his second pie is chocolate pie! BLUUGH! It's too sweet for him, he can't handle it. He chokes and can't finish it.
  797. [00:56] <Paradox> 1d20+3 forgot flora
  798. [00:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, forgot flora: 23 [1d20=20]
  799. [00:56] <Dynasty> (yesss(
  800. 01[00:56] <Dr_Floyd> (whooa)
  801. [00:56] <Brick> (sssso cwoseee)
  802. [00:56] <Brick> (nat 20 too)
  803. [00:57] <Paradox> FLORA DEVOURS RAAAARW
  804. [00:57] <Alcyone> (phew, I'm still ahead of her)
  805. [00:57] <Brick> (;)_
  806. [00:57] <Paradox> (CON rolls again~)
  807. 01[00:57] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 oh jeez
  808. [00:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, oh jeez: 10 [1d20=10]
  809. [00:58] <Bokor> 1d20 hnnnng
  810. [00:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, hnnnng: 17 [1d20=17]
  811. [00:58] <Brick> 1d20+5
  812. [00:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20+5: 19 [1d20=14]
  813. [00:58] <Alcyone> 1d20+8 nnngh
  814. [00:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, nnngh: 21 [1d20=13]
  815. [00:58] <Brick> (heck yea)
  816. [00:58] <Wyl> (>mfw Alcyone could drink us under the table)
  817. [00:59] <Paradox> (bluh phone brb)
  818. [01:03] <Wyl> (I need to flee to work sadly!  But feel free to keep going; I should be back online in... an hour to an hour and a half)
  819. [01:04] <Paradox> 2#1d20+4 Connor/Beardy
  820. [01:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Connor/Beardy: 18 [1d20=14], 21 [1d20=17]
  821. [01:04] <Paradox> 2#1d20+0 Ellis/Treide
  822. [01:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Ellis/Treide: 18 [1d20=18], 3 [1d20=3]
  823. [01:05] <Paradox> 1d20+3 Flora
  824. [01:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Flora: 15 [1d20=12]
  825. [01:05] <Paradox> 2#1d20+6 Allerian/Gourmet
  826. [01:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Allerian/Gourmet: 16 [1d20=10], 26 [1d20=20]
  827. [01:06] <Paradox> Connor, Floyd, and Treide are the next to fall
  828. [01:06] <Paradox> they just can't handle this much cake!
  829. [01:06] <Paradox> (AGAIN)
  830. [01:06] <Paradox> > this much pie*
  831. [01:06] <Alcyone> 1d20+8 please dicemaid don't fuck me over
  832. [01:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, please dicemaid don't fuck me over: 16 [1d20=8]
  833. [01:06] <Alcyone> (:T)
  834. [01:07] <Bokor> 1d20 hnnnng
  835. [01:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, hnnnng: 19 [1d20=19]
  836. 02[01:07] * Wyl has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  837. [01:07] <Brick> 1d20+5
  838. [01:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20+5: 23 [1d20=18]
  839. [01:07] <Brick> Yessssssssssssssssssss
  840. [01:07] <Paradox> 2#1d20+6 SIR KNIGHT / SIR FAT
  841. [01:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, SIR KNIGHT / SIR FAT: 14 [1d20=8], 25 [1d20=19]
  842. [01:08] <Brick> (ffffff)
  843. [01:08] <Brick> (he picks up speed as he goes along eh, damn)
  844. 06[01:08] * Dr_Floyd nearly collapses after the third pie. "Alas... my body is not ready."
  845. [01:08] <Paradox> (alcyone is still ahead of the gourmet by 1 point :3c )
  846. [01:08] <Paradox> (And brick is one point behind alcyone!)
  847. [01:08] <Paradox> (oh my!)
  848. [01:08] <Paradox> 1d20 Ellis
  849. [01:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Ellis: 1 [1d20=1]
  850. [01:08] <Brick> (dun dun duuuuun)
  851. [01:08] <Paradox> 1d20+3 Flora
  852. [01:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Flora: 10 [1d20=7]
  853. [01:09] <Paradox> 1d20+4 Beardy
  854. [01:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Beardy: 18 [1d20=14]
  855. [01:09] <Paradox> Ellis and Beardy have both had enough!
  856. [01:10] <Paradox> TWO CON ROLLS, EVERYONE
  857. [01:10] <Paradox> 2#1d20+6 Gourmet
  858. [01:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Gourmet: 23 [1d20=17], 25 [1d20=19]
  859. [01:10] <Brick> 2#1d20+5
  860. [01:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 2#1d20+5: 16 [1d20=11], 22 [1d20=17]
  861. [01:10] <Alcyone> (oh what the christ)
  862. [01:10] <Brick> (heck yea)
  863. [01:10] <Brick> (ffffff)
  864. [01:10] <Bokor> 2#1d20 don't screw meeeee
  865. [01:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, don't screw meeeee: 17 [1d20=17], 3 [1d20=3]
  866. [01:10] <Alcyone> 2#1d20+8 fuck you brick
  867. [01:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, fuck you brick: 20 [1d20=12], 23 [1d20=15]
  868. [01:10] <Brick> (picks up speed man)
  869. 06[01:10] * Brick 's jaw drops
  870. [01:11] <Alcyone> (let's prob control that 25 plz)
  871. [01:11] <Paradox> 1d20+6 Gourmet
  872. [01:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Gourmet: 21 [1d20=15]
  873. 06[01:11] * Brick reclaims his jaw and continues eating
  874. [01:11] <Alcyone> (I think I'm still going to lose ;_;)
  875. [01:11] <Paradox> (YOU'RE EXACTLY TIED)
  876. [01:12] <Paradox> (both at 104 pointS)
  877. [01:12] <Brick> (GASP)
  878. [01:12] <Paradox> 2#1d20+6 allerian
  879. [01:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, allerian: 10 [1d20=4], 12 [1d20=6]
  880. [01:12] <Paradox> 2#1d20+3 Flora!
  881. [01:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Flora!: 22 [1d20=19], 19 [1d20=16]
  882. [01:13] <Paradox> Bokor and Ser Allerian just can't keep going!
  883. [01:13] <Paradox> Too much pie
  884. [01:13] <Paradox> ;____;
  885. [01:13] <Brick> (ffffff)
  886. [01:13] <Brick> (so cwose)
  887. [01:13] <Brick> (so cwooooooseeeee)
  888. 06[01:13] * Bokor is very satiated, at least!
  889. [01:13] <Paradox> (two more errbody)
  890. [01:13] <Alcyone> 2d20+8 whelp wish I hadn't gotten a murphy
  891. [01:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, whelp wish I hadn't gotten a murphy: 26 [2d20=12,6]
  892. [01:13] <Paradox> 2#1d20+3 Flora
  893. [01:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Flora: 14 [1d20=11], 6 [1d20=3]
  894. [01:13] <Alcyone> whoops
  895. [01:14] <Alcyone> 2#1d20+8
  896. [01:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2#1d20+8: 27 [1d20=19], 16 [1d20=8]
  897. [01:14] <Brick> 2#1d20+5
  898. [01:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 2#1d20+5: 17 [1d20=12], 14 [1d20=9]
  899. [01:14] <Brick> (dammit)
  900. [01:14] <Brick> (I am saddened)
  901. [01:14] <Brick> (*manly tear*)
  902. [01:14] <Paradox> (murphy on that 27, reroll)
  903. [01:15] <Paradox> 2#1d20+6
  904. [01:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2#1d20+6: 13 [1d20=7], 15 [1d20=9]
  905. [01:15] <Paradox> (Alcyone~)
  906. [01:15] <Alcyone> 1d20+8 y u do dis
  907. [01:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, y u do dis: 14 [1d20=6]
  908. [01:16] <Alcyone> (;_;)
  909. [01:16] <Brick> (yesssss)
  910. [01:16] <Brick> (comon baby, daddy needs a new pair of shoes)
  911. [01:16] <Paradox> Flora drops out next! Bluh!
  912. [01:16] <Alcyone> (brick stop being an asshole ;_;)
  913. [01:16] <Brick> (I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!)
  914. [01:16] <Paradox> Just Alcyone, Brick, and the Gourmet left!
  915. [01:16] <Brick> (nothing personal boss lady *grin*)
  916. 06[01:16] * Brick 's jaw is feeling tired
  917. [01:17] <Paradox> FINAL ROLL
  918. [01:17] <Paradox> do it
  919. [01:17] <Alcyone> 1d20+8
  920. [01:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20+8: 22 [1d20=14]
  921. [01:17] <Paradox> 1d20+6
  922. [01:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20+6: 22 [1d20=16]
  923. [01:17] <Bokor> (oshi)
  924. [01:17] <Alcyone> (fff ;_;)
  925. [01:17] <Brick> 1d20+5
  926. [01:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20+5: 20 [1d20=15]
  927. [01:17] <Brick> (tableflip)
  928. [01:18] <Paradox> OMNOMNOMNOM
  929. [01:18] <Brick> (all I have done, I did for my people)
  930. [01:18] <Paradox> Brick drops
  931. [01:18] <Paradox> Just ... so ... much .... pie
  932. 06[01:18] * Brick collapses
  933. [01:18] <Paradox> It's just Alcyone and the Gourmet going at it!
  934. [01:18] <Paradox> Then suddenly...
  935. [01:18] <Paradox> The Gourmet burps
  936. [01:19] <Paradox> and puts down his knife and fork.
  937. [01:19] <Paradox> And just ... falls over.
  938. 06[01:19] * Alcyone looks up from her last slice of pie.
  939. [01:19] <Brick> *gasp*
  940. 06[01:19] * Dr_Floyd tries to lift his head to watch, but the pressure is overwhelming!
  941. [01:21] <Paradox> "We have a wiiiiiiinnnnnner!"
  942. 06[01:21] * Brick grins slightly
  943. 06[01:21] * Alcyone daintily dabs at her face with a napkin and stands up...
  944. [01:21] <Paradox> The announcer walks over, and holds Alcyone's fork hand up in the air.
  945. [01:21] <Alcyone> 1d20
  946. [01:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  947. [01:21] <Alcyone> And doesn't fall over.
  948. [01:22] <Alcyone> "That was fun~"
  949. [01:22] <Brick> (comon third place prizes)
  950. [01:24] <Paradox> "C'mon everyone! Give it up for Miss Alcyone of the Light Company!"
  951. [01:24] <Paradox> The Crowd cheers!
  952. 06[01:24] * Alcyone curtsies :3
  953. [01:24] <Paradox> The announcer presents a small glass bottle.
  954. 06[01:25] * Alcyone holds it up to the light.
  955. [01:25] <Paradox> "She wins a rare and powerful TM, provided by Commander Shoal of the Goldcloud!"
  956. [01:25] <Paradox> "I hope one of your pokemon can learn it!"
  957. [01:25] <Alcyone> "Thank you!"
  958. [01:26] <Paradox> "You also get 8k gold! Spend wisely!"
  959. [01:26] <Paradox> "To second place - to Gourmet Pierre LaFou, we award 6k gold, and a PP Up!"
  960. [01:28] <Paradox> "To third place, Brick Break of the Light Company, we award 4k gold, and a TM of his choice between Flamethrower, Icebeam, or Thunderbolt!"
  961. [01:28] <Brick> (angelic music)
  962. 06[01:29] * Brick struggles to his feet "Fl-*burp*- Flamethrower"
  963. [01:34] <Paradox> "Alright! Everyone, make sure to show up tomorrow, and bear witness to the POKETHLON!"
  964. [01:34] <Alcyone> "...Tomorrow?"
  965. 06[01:34] * Alcyone wobbles.
  966. [01:35] <Brick> 1d20
  967. [01:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  968. 06[01:35] * Brick topples again
  969. 06[01:36] * Dr_Floyd barely gets up.
  970. [01:36] <Alcyone> "Are you guys okay?"
  971. [01:37] <Paradox> Flora walks over, and helps Brick stand up.
  972. [01:37] <Paradox> "... Maybe the pie contest was a bad idea."
  973. [01:37] <Bokor> Bokor manages his way down, easier then being drunk, at least~
  974. 01[01:38] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, it could be vorse."
  975. [01:38] <Brick> "Are you kidding, that was great"
  976. [01:38] <Brick> *warble*
  977. [01:38] <Brick> "On second thought..."
  978. [01:38] <Tsvai> "Treide! Treeeeeeiiiiiiiide"
  979. [01:38] <Tsvai> "Get up, you chubby silly!"
  980. [01:38] <Paradox> Treide slaps in your general direction.
  981. [01:39] <Tsvai> Juni tugs on his pant leg.
  982. 06[01:42] * Alcyone looks to see if there are any leftover pies she can box up and take home for tomorrow :3c
  983. [01:43] <Paradox> Alcyone boxes up an APPLE PIE
  984. [01:44] <Alcyone> yaaay
  985. 06[01:44] * Brick looks at the pies and shakes his head
  986. [01:44] <Brick> "I think I've had enough for the next few days"
  987. [01:44] <Brick> "...or at least till tomorrow"
  988. [01:46] <Alcyone> "This is for my Pokemon, not for you."
  989. 03[01:46] * Hau is now known as Kit
  990. 06[01:47] * Brick shrugs
  991. [01:49] <Alcyone> (anyway, anything else to do tonight?)
  992. [01:50] <Paradox> Not particularly, unless there's anything else you WANT to do~
  993. 02[01:50] * Kit has quit IRC (Quit: )
  994. [01:50] <Alcyone> go home and sleep off all that pie
  995. [01:50] <Alcyone> make sure truffle hasn't murdered my other pokemon while I was out
  996. [01:50] <Brick> bout right
  997. 01[01:51] <Dr_Floyd> Going to take a look on the selling stalls!
  998. [01:51] <Paradox> 1d100 murderroll
  999. [01:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, murderroll: 57 [1d100=57]
  1000. [01:51] <Bokor> did you ever see my message about going to the lutiest, dox? not important now due to the festival, granted.
  1001. [01:51] <Paradox> Truffle is biding his time.
  1002. 01[01:51] <Dr_Floyd> (you mean luthier?)
  1003. [01:51] <Paradox> Bokor; yes, but the LUTHIERS are busy now due to the festival
  1004. 06[01:53] * Alcyone offers Truffle appeasement pie then flops on her bed and zzz
  1005. [01:53] <Paradox> </seshun>
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