Choke me daddy (Machoke) @ Choice Specs
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Focus Blast
- Fire Blast
- Vacuum Wave
- Snore

Die MoonFuck (Cresselia) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lunar Dance

Improvise Adapt Overcome (Dragalge) @ Life Orb
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Gunk Shot
- Outrage
- Toxic Spikes
- Protect

Theresa May (Mandibuzz) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Air Slash
- Dark Pulse
- Tailwind

Penis Hole (Cloyster) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Ice Shard
- Razor Shell
- Rock Blast
- Rapid Spin

Hug me (Bewear) @ Leftovers
Ability: Fluffy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Protect
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Toxic