(Suicide note from removed Steam game Hex Phase)

	My name is Giovanni Isaiah Goins. My life isn't too interesting, but I've decided to kill myself. Anywho, might as well make this the most interesting gotdamn suicide note in existence if I'm gonna write this shit. It's going down the best way an aspiring indie developer knows how: in game format and with a shit-ton of terrible humor. All aboard the hype train; strap your butts in 'cuz you're about about to get pounded.

	So, here's how this note, rather notes, work. I figured I'd be a slight bit more imaginitive than the average fucker by splitting them apart and requiring you to find them via puzzles. Most suicide notes from others that I read were pretty boring, go on forever, and don't require any input; I'd give most of 'em a C for effort at best. You bought a game, so you're damn-well gonna' get one.

	There are ten notes not including this one, and the final note will include the word "Congratulations". Each note has a hint towards the next one at the bottom. You're gonna need a net connection and Winrar. If you use 7zip, fuck you. You're okay though. But really, download Winrar. If you're feeling real adventurous, go ahead and buy the thing while you're at it. Cross promotion. On second thought, be careful with that buy button, the excitement of an actual purchase might give that guy a heart attack.

P.S. - I've clicked the "Close" button on the "Please Purchase Winrar" window at least a half-million times playtesting these notes.

P.S.S - Playtesting words is hard.


Hint: The maximum amount of time available when first starting each mode added together.

Opens: "HP1 - Suicide Note" in "HexPhase_Data/Notes" folder